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petirrojo57 · 1 year

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2022 Top Reads on AO3

I find it really hard to pick favorites when I have read so many good/great/fascinating stories but here goes (and apologies in advance to my lovely writers who I have not mentioned but adore all the same). Let me add that these are all in the #MDZS #MoDaoZuShi fandom, and almost entirely #WangXian centric

The one with the toast (or more accurately, no toast) the earthquake in the room - phnelt - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Lan Zhan saves the Most Beautiful Man in the World (aka Wei Ying) from horrible dog and learns about love leave all your love and your longing behind - Chapter 1 - ScarlettStorm - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Have a little post-apocalyptic wangxian as they figure out how to repopulate their world When the Sky Settles and I'm Still Here - Chapter 1 - celerydragon - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Grad school’s expensive, all the more so when your mother cuts you off - it’s duck research and sugar daddy for Jiang Cheng November Baby - Chapter 1 - astrophyllite - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Granny Wen gives the best presents in this comical wangxian tale A Game of Chance - thievinghippo - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

WWX and JC co-parent JL and run a grocery store, LWJ runs a martial arts studio where JL takes classes, they meet and it’s meet cute The Way of the Golden Lotus - Chapter 1 - DizziDreams - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Modern wangxian arrange a casual meetup that becomes something special cold green summer night - Chapter 1 - Pettecal72 - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Short 2-parter modern wangxian in which LWJ helps WWX understand why he’s accident prone

misunderstood 'verse - sysrae - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Canon-ish AU in which ‘MXY’ copes with feelings for LWJ who was married (it seems) and is not certain how he can compete against a dead love

Love Song In Reverse - Chapter 1 - timetoboldlygo - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Excellent long-running series concludes: beginning at canon-era meeting of LWJ & WWX and from there diverging with elements of magical creatures, even time-travel - all highly creative Magical Marriage Ribbons - starandrea - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

Modern setting in which LWJ helps his mother post-accident paired wings soaring - Chapter 1 - typefortydeductions - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Post-canon, NHS can’t figure out how WWX turned up sad and alone in Qinghe & does something about it Story-Shaped - Chapter 1 - lingering_song - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Modern setting, LWJ arranges for WWX to house-sit for him and finds he likes the company All the ways that you remain - Spodumene - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Medium WWX helps LWJ with his murder ghost in this modern AU come to the harbor of your longing - Chapter 1 - occultings (microcomets) - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Highly evocative, SE Asian setting for this AU (made me want to try durians) 流连忘返 | cat mountain king - Chapter 1 - auberjing - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Spooky little casefic with ghost-seeing WWX helping LWJ with his family history evening sun - Chapter 1 - grapesoda - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

#ao3fic #WangXian #Wei Wuxian #Lan Wangji #Wei Ying #Lan Zhan #favorite fanfics #best fanfics 2022 #mdzs au #mdzs #cql fic

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moonstone-vibe · 3 months

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Fic writer (of doom) interview :))

Thank you @melodious-tear for tagging me! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

How many works do you have on AO3? - 83 (whaaaat? :)) okay, but I started writing some 15 years ago)

What’s your total AO3 word count? - 1,462,003. Like I said. And to quote that meme, 'some may be good, some may be shit'

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? - 1. Age of Astaroth (Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist), 2. You don't need a (fucking) quirk (僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia), 3. Are we still playing (Haikyuu!!) , 4. Compensation (Haikyuu!!), 5. Reactive (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? - ALWAYS!!! And I also put lots of hearts and bunnies and whatnot, for mysterious reasons. But seriously, I love comments, and not just positive feedback. It means my work has caused a reaction with the reader, stirred some emotion. I'm always grateful.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? - hmm, I guess the angstiest would be Resentful (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù) , but Bai Lin's lament (琉璃 | Love and Redemption (TV)) is quite sad too. But usually I avoid angsty/sad/unhappy endings and strive to give my characters at least some silver lining if not a fully happy ending. I'm a sucker for happy endings, me.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? - The Embrace of Death and the Kiss of Life (Soul Eater). This immediately comes to mind

Do you write crossovers? - I was about to say never, but in fact I recently wrote one. For smut purposes only :)))

Have you ever received hate on a fic? - I have received the abundant pleasantries of the infamous Guest reviewers back when I was active on fanfiction.net, but those people either had a problem with the sacred guidelines or were just there to troll but never related to a fic itself. On AO3 there was the very dedicated XiYao troll, but again, they had a problem with the pairing in general rather than with my fics.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? - I wrote both het and BL, but only BL was ever fully explicit (influenced by my absolute shifu sectionladvivi/Daniel May. I'm hardly on his level though). I never wrote yuri and I wouldn't either.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? - I don't think so.

Have you ever had a fic translated? - Yeah, Rise of the Emerald Princess (Soul Eater) was translated and that person also asked me if they could write a prequel one-shot/spin off. I was beyond flattered, you guys!

Have you ever co-written a fic before? - I have, but just once. I'd like to give it a try sometime, but it's a commitment. Maybe a one-shot.

What’s your all-time favorite ship? - When it comes to ships, my muse is as faithful as an incubus, I have no control over this thing, you get the picture. So, no. Why settle on a fave anyway? :))

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? - I will strive to finish all my WIPs (I have like 2 :))) Normally when a fic is hopeless, I just delete it.

What are your writing strengths? - that sometimes I can write :)))))

What are your writing weaknesses? - that I have no control over my muse whatsoever and that includes long periods 'on the dry'

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? - it's cool as long as it's a language I have at least some vague knowledge of. Walter Essner speaking French is everything :)))

What was the first fandom you wrote for? - Inglorious Basterds

What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? - nothing comes to mind right now...

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written? - hmmm, can't decide between Boy in gold silk (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) and White man's coffin (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))

tagging @estbela @starsmadeinheaven @doodlin-moons , @someone-you-do-not-know , @coffeewithcutcaffeine, @roseszirnheld and anyone else who might want to give it a try ;)

#me as a writer (of doom)

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stillwanderingflame · 5 months

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twenty questions for fic writers

A little writing meme I got from @/alightbuthappypen. I always like looking back on my writing and some of these questions sent me on a fun trip down memory lane.

How many works do you have on AO3?

26. I have a lot more saved or posted to LJ but when I created my ao3 account, I was trying to pick the "best of the best" to share.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

379,781. My tendency to write long fic has only grown over the years.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Oh boy, in roughly this order I’ve written for: X/1999, Weiss Kreuz, Assassin’s Creed (Ezio’s games), Overwatch, X-Men: First Class, Prometheus (sort of), Captain America, and Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Found: Extremely Friendly Fox (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)

lost whenever you go (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)

A bridge in the dark (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) )

The Agreement (Assassin's Creed 2)

dying of thirst (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)

Until my first MDZS event, The Agreement was managing to hang in at top 3, despite the writing being 10 years old. People like smut, I guess.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do try to but I’m often behind, especially when it comes to event fics where comments might come in faster than I can get to them. As a reader, I never expect a response so I hope people don’t feel bad when they don’t get one, but as a writer I really want to show my appreciation for someone taking the time to leave a comment. Also, sometimes readers leave their thoughts and I want to talk more about them!

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

The angstiest fic I can think of isn’t on ao3. It was part of a set of fics I wrote for an AC BigBang long ago that were based on a fanmix. Sad song = sad ending.

I don’t generally write angst but if I had to pick from what's on ao3, it’d be my Weiss Kreuz fic since that’s pretty fraught until the end.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Um, all of them. 😆 Almost everything I write has a happy ending and usually some pretty sappy moments. Found: Extremely Friendly Fox is probably the lightest, happiest thing I've written.

(Or maybe Soothing Waters because that is literally just an excuse to write a soft moment between Ezio and Leonardo.)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I don’t think I have. I’ve had someone leave a comment disagreeing with what I wrote in a scene but they weren’t overly rude about it.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes. A lot. Half of my ao3 fics are explicit. 😂 ‘What kind’ is an interesting question. I guess I've written many kinds, from vanilla to BDSM and even a couple of darker fics that I don't have on ao3.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Yes, I really like taking characters from one universe and dropping them into another. I don't usually combine the casts from both 'verses (although the Tron fic is an exemption). It's more that I think the characters from one 'verse would be interesting to write in a different setting. The craziest one is a X-Men: First class/Prometheus crossover that is probably nothing like you'll picture.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not, but I had had my fic added to Goodreads, which I don't love.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've had someone ask but they were posting on Wordpress so I don’t follow up to see if they posted it.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, but not posted anywhere. I co-wrote a Devil May Cry 3 fic with a friend, and then another friend wrote a fic set in one my fics universes, if that counts. We collaborated on characterization details.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

This is an impossible question. 😆 I am as in love with Schuldich/Yohji, a pairing I first wrote about 13 years ago, as I am with Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian, which I've most recently written for. And Ezio/Leonardo will forever be in my heart. I guess I love some more than others but I can't pick an all-time fav.

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

From recent wips: I have a Jin Ling POV fic that’s the fourth in my vampire AU series that I really want to finish but every time I go back to it, I’m convinced it sucks and no one wants to read the POV of a kid (even if I think JL’s POV is the most interesting for this scenario). I’ll probably never finish it unless I can get over that block.

An even better answer because it's sat around longer: a X-Men: First Class/Mercy Thompson universe crossover. It's XMFC with werewolves, but werewolves as they are in the Mercy Thompson books. Charles is an omega but it's nothing like omegaverse. I'm still really proud of how I blended those universes but omegaverse is so wildly popular, and this is nothing like that, so I figured it had no audience. I was so close to finishing it too. 🥲

16. What are your writing strengths?

I'm bad at seeing my own strengths so I'll have to go with the kind of comments I receive and those are usually that: the sex was hot, the emotional beats landed well, or that I had a wild/unusual idea and I made it work.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

This is easier to answer. I struggle with writing sex scenes, even if they're usually received well. And I struggle to write the "connective tissue" between the scenes I picture most clearly. Sometimes this is the whole middle of a fic and sometimes it's just small scenes that are needed to tie together two things I've already written.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I usually avoid writing complete sentences in languages I don’t know but I am guilty of sprinkling of lot of (probably unnecessary and incorrect) Italian into my AC fics.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

For unposted fic: self-insert Star Wars (original trilogy/novels universe). For something that was posted publicly (before the days of ao3): either X/1999 or Weiss Kreuz. I don't know which came first.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Another impossible question! I have favorites for different reasons. It’s No Good was my first longfic and a favorite because I love that pairing and there’s so little of it that’s not dark.

From my recent work, probably Searching for answers. It’s a niche kind of crossover but I’m really proud of it and want to believe the emotions came through as meaningfully as I tried to write them.

And you know what? Special shout-out to Feelin' Nauti because I re-read that while going through all my ao3 fics and I'm just really proud of the emotion I managed to capture in a 7k fic. (I need to figure out how to do that again.) Plus, I think it has a lot of good lines in it.

#writing meme #writing

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hxhhasmysoul · 6 months

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20 Questions for Fic Writers

Tagged by @cursedvibes

Thank you for the tag <3

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

2. What’s your total ao3 word count?

465,450

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Hunter X Hunter - not actively at the moment, i needed a break

呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) - kinda actively, though writing has been hard

魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù - one gift fic

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

1) The Only One - wins at kudos by a very high margin, compared to everything else, it’s an author pleaser, super indulgent SukuIta fic. Partially ooc for indulgence sake. A Royalty AU. Rating: E

2) Stellar Date - wins by a high margin with other KilluGon stuff. It’s a very fluffy one shot, the fluffiest I have on ao3. A college AU. Rating: T

3) Trapped - my darker SukuIta fic. I’d argue the better one because far less ooc. A let’s say Beauty and the Beast AU but not really. Rating: E

4) Why am I like this? - the ode to Killua’s fragile gay mind. A KilluGon high school AU. Rating: M

5) Knov's List - another high school AU, this time in equal parts KilluGon and AlluNary. Rating: M

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to always respond, but on multi chapter fic I feel I shouldn’t respond before publishing the next chapter… I know it’s weird XD

But I'm doing my best.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I’m honestly too soft and gooey inside for writing angst… whenever I write any, I take it very poorly.

I’ve only once written a fic that didn’t have a happy ending and to this day I feel very guilty about it.

All our Wards Went on Holiday - It’s a very strange AU for the 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù fandom, and a rare pair to boot (Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn/Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín). Rating: T

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Apart from the fic mentioned above, all my finished fics have happy endings or open endings.

8. Do you get hate on fic?

Nah, I got spam once.

9. Do you write smut?

Yeah, 6 out of my 21 fics are rated E. It’s horrible and it takes 3 times as much time to write than regular stuff.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Nah, I don’t see the appeal.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

If I have, I don’t know about it. But I highly doubt that.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nah. I don’t exactly understand why people do it, translation is so time consuming. Maybe as practice?

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, I co-write my original stuff, fic is just for me.

14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

I will not choose favourites between my children.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but probably won’t?

I want to finish all my wips. And I try not to be pessimistic about it.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Commenters mention world building and characterisation most often, then the feels.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I hate every aspect of my writing. But what I dislike the most is my writing style. I’ve tried improving it but fuck me, I just can’t make it better. I find it extremely unpleasant to read.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Without a translation? Pretentious.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Hunter X Hunter - I’d never processed media through a fandom before HxH.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Lol, none, they are all kinda shit. I write to externalise my ADHD, otherwise it drives me crazy. I guess I have the most fondness for my first fics in fandoms, like you’d have for any first attempt at a craft, you tried so you get a cookie kinda thing. So Fairytale kingdom, nightmare castle for HxH, and Trapped for JJK, both rated E.

20 fic writers is much more than I know XD And some that I know aren’t on Tumblr. Tagging but only if you feel like it: @subdee, @ishouldgetatumbler, @twila-star, @canzie-gumm, @yuujispinkhair, @voidcat-senket, @clood, @fireolin, @mysterypond, @dream-of-tanalorr

#tag game #my trash writing

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kiriel123 · 1 year

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MDZS/The Untamed

A storm without a warning by Spodumene

Modern AU wwx and lwj have always been best friends and number one in each other’s lives…until lwj gets a new boyfriend. Wwx is completely, totally, absolutely fine and Jiang Cheng is very done with all the drama

Become Tomorrow by ShanaStoryteller

Alternate canon wwx sneaks into Cloud Recesses to deliver a love letter from his Master Baoshan Sanren to her trapped-in-a-cave soulmate Lan Yi, when he gets caught by a beautiful boy. What else is there to do but lie and pretend to be Jiang? Extremely entertaining

Inside and Out by JangJaeYul

Modern AU wwx likes to dance with hot people at the club on Fridays and his latest target is maybe the hottest boy he’s ever seen. And now that wwx is in reach he’s not getting away

watch me fall by ilip13

Modern Cultivation AU wwx has become a VR sex performer as punishment for his crimes. Why settle for locking him up when the Jin could also make money off him? Good thing he’s got a reliable partner in the mysterious hgj. Super cool world building!

sense memory by luckymarrow

Alternate canon A/B/O wwx died an omega but came back to life as an alpha. This does not make alpha lwj want him any less (the opposite in fact). The feral energy in this was off the charts, double the biting, double the fun

all the problems we could solve by Stratisphyre

Modern AU lwj is a thief with a heart of gold, in love with sweet, innocent wwx. But when lwj gets kidnapped after a heist gone wrong, the Yiling Laozu comes out to play

Where You Say My Name by trippednfell

Modern Cultivation AU lwj is just trying to work in peace which is made difficult by his chaotic partner wwx. But when wwx gets hurt protecting lwj, lwj takes on the responsibility to care for him, and finds his world opened up

Allopatry by chinxe

Modern AU where they’re cats Lan Qiren runs a tearoom which also houses his two perfect cats, explicitly NOT a cat café. When Lotus Pier Shelter opens next door mischievous sphynx cat Xianxian sneaks in and befriends Wangji. Adorable!!

a burden of figs by spookykingdomstarlight

Alternate canon wwx and lwj are courting when wwx finds out lwj’s status and bows out of the courtship. Unfortunately, he didn’t tell his mama about the breakup so two years later when lwj brings him home after a night hunt gone wrong, it’s fake dating speedrun time

stop the world (for a moment) by azurewaxwing

Modern AU lwj is a figure skating sports commenter and is required by the ISU to have a co-host, in the form of former figure skater wwx. Wwx certainly spices up lwj’s commentary and life! Features Jingyi as the best eavesdropper gossiper

#mdzs #the untamed #fic rec

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ao3feed-xicheng · 1 month

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WangXian & Co A/B/O

by cry_time (orphan_account) Been sitting for far too long in the drafts, bc I swore I would never post it, yet here we are. All chapters are composed into 1 big boi, since I was never planning to post this ever. Words: 6088, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Lan Qiren, Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan, Jiang Fengmian, Yu Ziyuan, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Wei Yīng | Wei Wuxian, Omega Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Omega Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Alpha Jiang Yanli, Omega Jin Zixuan, Omega Yú Zǐyuān, Alpha Jiang Fengmian, Original Character(s), POV Alternating, POV First Person, No beta we die like wwx, Not Beta Read via https://ift.tt/EtxVFyo

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #xicheng #jiang cheng #lan xichen #mdzs #cql

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furrytyphoonchaos · 8 months

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全网最主观最偏激最片面最刻板的《博德之门3》人物创建手册 —— 王蜜桃

全网最主观最偏激最片面最刻板的《博德之门3》人物创建手册

如果你之前完全没有接触过这类游戏，仅仅因为看到了日熊视频就被骗了300块，那本手册就是为你量身定做的。龙与地下城是一套出了名复杂的规则，你几乎一定会在捏人界面面对11个种族12个职业6项属性18个技能陷入无助。但不用怕，本文力求用最高效的方法帮你快速建立印象，助您在半小时内顺利进入游戏。

种族很多教程会先从职业介绍起，我认为这是完全错误的。作为一款3D高清互动日熊模拟器，最重要的是谁躺熊下面，因此种族和外观高于一切，是你最先应该决定的东西。

精灵你优雅，你精致，你美丽，你超凡脱俗，你就是脆弱感审美的代表。你能活700岁，但200岁的时候你跟20岁的人类小伙子一样上街拔人气门芯。 -高等精灵你住在城里，皮肤白皙，擅长魔法，并且看不起乡下的穷亲戚。 -木精灵你就是乡下的穷亲戚。 -卓尔精灵（黑暗精灵）你是住在地底的亲戚，因为晒不到太阳精神出了点问题，变得邪恶、偏激、热衷SM和喊妈妈。你平等地仇视每一个晒得到太阳的种族。

半精灵因为精灵实在是太好看了所以你的父母之中只有一方是精灵，另一半是有地上最强打桩机之称的人类。你基本继承了精灵的特点因为人类实在没有什么特点。

人类你。有人说人类是世界上最有创造力和有无限可能的种族，但你知道那��实就是没有什么特点的礼貌说法。非说有什么的话就是人类性欲特别旺盛，我相信你也是。熊也同意。

矮人你很矮。你喜欢挖洞，也喜欢金子，说不清是因为挖洞才喜欢金子还是因为金子才喜欢挖洞。 -灰矮人你挖得太深了以至于变成了黑暗矮人。你的文化习惯跟黑暗精灵差不多，除了SM。

半身人你比矮人还矮。你喜欢种田。你在《魔戒》里叫霍比特人。

侏儒你比矮人还矮，但比大家都聪明。你很有幽默感，可惜并不是所有人都认同这一点。你坚持认为是你智商太高了一个笑话能讲三千字其它种族跟不上你幽默的节奏，所以你决定再讲一遍。

半兽人你是打桩机的另一个杰作。

提夫林如果你认为跟魔鬼签订契约被注入遗传基因也算是跟魔鬼睡了的话，那你也可以自认为是打桩机的又一杰作。

龙裔我知道你在想什么，但很可惜，你是卵生的。

职业好了轻松的黄色笑话看完了，接下来我们进入正题。这依然是全网最主观最偏激最片面最刻板的职业介绍，但我保证绝对不会再出现黄色笑话（主观）。

战士主要属性：力量或敏捷你不相信什么魔法神术这些怪力乱神的东西，认为这个世界上值得信赖的只有自己的剑。你每天起床都训练挥剑100次，终于在20级时练出了6秒砍8刀的帕金森神技。注意想玩剑盾和双手巨武器的点力量，想玩弓弩双刀点敏捷。

牧师主要属性：感知你厌倦了蜷在修道院忏悔室里听小区大爷大妈无止境的唠叨，你要穿上你的盔甲拎起钉头锤跟随十字军战士在战斗的最前线物理超度异教徒传播你主的福音。然后你发现这已经是两个版本前的光辉历史了，现在你的钉头锤谁也敲不死。

神��领域成为一个牧师除了要选择自己信什么神，还要选择自己的领域。领域这个概念相当于“你这个神能管什么”，比如找关二爷可以求财求平安，你在他手下当牧师，就可以选择帮他接待求财的信众还是出门替人保平安。一般来说神和领域的对应关系是受限的，找关二爷求姻缘他显然无能为力，但《博德之门3》中把限制取消了，无论你信什么神，都可以选择所有的领域。从游戏的角度讲，领域的选择比神祇更重要些，这决定了你部分的能力。

-知识领域你是教堂里的图书管理员，没事就偷书看，所以你什么都懂一点。 -生命领域你奶很大，非常非常大。 -自然领域你有点搞不清楚自己到底是牧师还是德鲁伊，直到你发现自己不会变身。 -光明领域别人有点搞不清你到底是牧师还是法师，因为你也会丢火球。 -风暴领域你特别喜欢雷神索尔。 -诡术领域你不太喜欢那些伟大光明正确的家伙，决定成为小偷骗子和赌徒的保护神。 -战争领域你是旧版牧师忠诚的卫士，即使在新版本里也坚持要穿板甲拎战锤给敌人脑袋开瓢。你忠诚到就算当个半吊子也不愿转职圣武士。

游荡者主要属性：敏捷你是一个不羁的浪子，一个规则的藐视者，所以你创造了一个专门打破规则的角色。你要乔装成主教的样子逛窑子，你要用偷窃技能往城镇守卫的裤裆里塞雷，你要潜进墓地猛吃仇人的贡品，你要摧毁这个世界上循规蹈矩的一切。但现在你成了整个团对规则最熟悉的人，你随身常备一本规则书查阅造成夹击但又陷入劣势的时候到底能不能算偷袭。

法师主要属性：智力你是标准版里唯一会用到智力的职业，认识到这件事后你看队友的眼神变得充满关爱。你时常幻想一种由法师和他的低智力仆从们构建的社会架构，直到你被路过的战士连砍8刀。我比较推荐法师作为施法职业入门，这是所有职业里唯一可以靠读书看报学会新魔法的，试错成本很低。（其他人都得靠升级）

野蛮人主要属性：力量次要属性：体质你的胸肌实在太大了大到穿不下任何衣服，你的肾上腺素是常人的五倍以至于不知道什么叫疼痛。面对攻击你甚至都不屑于躲闪，你用胸大肌夹住他的剑抡起大斧爆了他的头。

圣武士主要属性：力量次要属性：魅力你是战士和牧师的混血，但一不小心混过了头混成了最强职业。你在看完职业介绍之后说了一句“这不就圣骑士吗”引来了无数弹幕老师教你圣武士和骑士的区别。你听完了也不觉得有多大区别。

-奉献之誓你是标准的圣武士。你的誓言就是抄的骑士美德。 -古贤之誓你是乡下人的圣武士。你住在树上，你的誓言是每天起床都要刷牙洗脸好好跟隔壁的猴子和游侠打招呼。 -复仇之誓你觉得其它骑士发的誓都很娘炮，所以你的誓言是“恶·即·斩！”。你的生日愿望是所有背地里嘲笑你中二的人都不得好死。 -弃誓者有一天你没遵守自己的誓言，神一生气把你的神力没收了。（这是个隐藏职业不能直接选）

德鲁伊主要属性：感知你是这个世界永远的备胎。在以前，如果一支队伍招到只剩一个空位了才发现自己一个施法者都没带，他们就会向你发出邀请。但现在这个生态位被吟游诗人挤占了，人家能打能奶能睡NPC还能兼职干游荡者的脏活。直到你变成熊的视频火爆全网。

游侠主要属性：敏捷次要属性：感知你是战士和德鲁伊的混血。在你的表亲圣武士强度登顶的时候，你是12个职业的垫底。你实在太可怜了，可怜到游戏设计师偷偷开后门加强你，还专门给你塞了个强到爆子职业。你现在满心期待游戏发售，等着享受嘲笑吊车尾的滋味。

术士主要属性：魅力出于你祖上不知道哪儿来的奇怪血统，你不用学习就会放魔法，这件事让所有法师都恨得牙根痒痒。因为太有天分你从小就不好好读书，长大后你也看不懂法师写的那些魔法公式，只能靠升级从自己血统里慢慢悟，导致你会的法术条目比较少。但相对的你可以用自己的天赋调整塑造这些法术。新手玩术士的试错成本比较高，错过了强力魔法会让战斗不太顺利。

术法起源术士创建人物的时候就要选自己的血统，声明你的法术是从哪儿来的。

-龙族血脉你祖上日了龙，所以你长出了皮癣一样的鳞片。 -风暴术士你祖上日了闪电，所以你现在成为了风暴牧师在cos雷神道路上的最大挑战，但你根本没把他放在眼里，你想出的是暴风女。 -狂野魔法你翻遍了族谱也不知道自己祖上日了啥，这种疑惑和混乱伴随了你一生，你每次施法都可能收获意想不到的混沌效果，以及跪在地上求你别再施法了的队友。

吟游诗人主要属性：魅力次要属性：敏捷你选了吟游诗人，所有人都对你报以意味深长的微笑，等着你把游戏里所有NPC都日个遍。你一边辩解说自己只是热爱诗歌和音乐，一边把魅力拉到了最高，在法术列表里选上了交友术、睡眠术和魅惑人类。吟游诗人跟术士一样，需要在升级的时候手选魔法。但我知道这点困难对打桩机来说不值一提。

邪术师主要属性：魅力你可能是魔兽世界的术士玩家，《浮士德》的忠实读者，或者是乙方代表。总之你特别喜欢跟别人签订契约获得力量，不劳而获的快乐让你无法自拔。邪术师的施法规则很特殊，比术士吟游诗人简单些，升级时的选择也更少。

异界宗主跟术士一样，你要声明一下到底是跟谁签的契约，力量从哪儿来。

-邪魔你跟魔鬼签的契约，决定成为小圆。 -至高妖精你和长翅膀的小精灵签了约，决定成为木之本樱。 -旧日支配者你是一个CoC玩家，被朋友硬拉来DnD里凑数，兴奋地发现这里可以光明正大地跟克苏鲁签约不用撕卡。

武僧主要属性：敏捷次要属性：感知大家以为你是个武打电影狂热粉丝，但其实你是微信运动重度用户。你场均步数是野蛮人的3倍，出手次数是圣武士的2倍，抢断控制是吟游诗人2倍，伤害得分和战士不相上下。你相信组5个武僧可以轻松拿下《博德之门》NBA，但就是没有人带你玩。

属性属性加点是一个比较复杂的活儿，这里给出一个最简易快捷的加点方法，并不完美，但对新玩家而言足够了。

注意：以下所有属性数值都指计算种族加成后的最终值。

首先保证你所有的属性最终结果都是双数，这是最重要的一条规则。然后查一下你职业的主要属性是什么，把它加到16。如果你的职业有次要属性，把它加到至少14。剩下的点数分配给敏捷和体质，施法职业一般直接加给体质。敏捷作为非主要属性时的处理比较复杂。首先保证它不低于10，然后查看你职业和种族的护甲熟练项，有重甲熟练敏捷就不要高于10，有中甲熟练的不要高于14。

技能&出身

技能决定了你的角色在战斗以外的能力，它一部分来自你的属性，另一部分来自你是否熟练掌握它，也就是是否将它选为熟练项。属性的优先级高于技能，一般不会为了技能调整主要和次要属性的加点。技能一般为角色扮演服务，你希望你的角色擅长什么就选什么。如果实在不知道选啥，优先选你主要属性分类下的。

出身背景的设定也是为了角色扮演服务，选自己喜欢的就好。功利一点的话避免种族和出身重复提供同一个技能的熟练就行。

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registersourc · 9 months

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精日三人必将遭受国人唾弃

近年来，崇洋媚外成了很多年轻人的时尚。年轻人不思进取，不了解国家现状，总是代表日本利益不断地辱骂、欺骗中国老百姓，不学无术，目无尊长，歧视女性，这种人就是精日分子。精日分子，就像是一枚硬币的两面，平日里看到的是“外国的月亮比中国的圆”，一遇风浪，就心慌气短、脚跟发软、六神无主、吓破了胆。

姚纳多北京海淀人，籍贯江西南昌，但是在上海建青实验学校读初中。亲爹已经去世，只有一个从事外贸经营的亲娘冯岭梅尚且在世。大恶俗帝国首相，东方红演艺有限公司现任实际控制人。此外姚经常出口成脏，只要遇见自己看不惯的人或事就狂飙垃圾话。可见是一个素质极其低下的一个人。姚纳多曾大言不惭地称本站使用的出道途径均为“不知几手的骗子”，且“价格奇贵”，甚至造谣本站只会“脑电波出道”。精神空虚的姚纳多花费巨资人肉了大量官员、名人后，还嫌乐子不够大地挂了许多历史人物到其heip维基上，其中包括对中国和世界历史产生了巨大影响的孔子、商鞅等人，历史上对这些人物的评价从来都是褒贬不一、众说纷纭，姚纳多却不分青红皂白地将其全部批斗，用从各地搜集的半真半假的信息七拼八凑凑出了一篇篇价值观不统一的条目，甚至直接在有的条目里把别人写的网文原封不动贴上去。最有意思的是，姚纳多居然把百家论坛对宋江人物形象的评析挂了上去，殊不知对方评析的其实是《水浒传》中虚构的宋江形象，历史上并没有晁盖这个人，姚先生却以此为证据痛批宋江“假仁假义”，真是可笑至极。不仅如此，姚纳多还曾大言不惭地说台湾人支持日本打台湾、毛泽东致人死亡数量“保守估计至少一亿”，综合以上几件事，姚纳多文学常识与历史常识之匮乏可见一斑。

宋旺霖早在小学时代就是一个致力于网络暴力的愤怒喷狗，后来加入恶俗圈接触纳系就开始了他的反贼之路。起初巴结凤系恶俗失败惨遭出道，之后不断巴结其它的恶俗派系，靠钱多和舔来维持自己的声望。恶俗大部队害谁，宋旺霖就跟着对谁输出，尽管宋旺霖已经长大，他还是将魔怔维持了下去，保留了喷神的辱骂风采，只是学会了用所谓“逆民”挡刀。早在2008年左右，宋旺霖便已经学会了花式辱骂与追踪害人，可能因为那时他接触恶俗圈时间短，迈出去的步子也小，他便只得将目光放在超级马里奥吧等任天堂系贴吧之中。一个著名的例子便是因为O剑士卡比说自己撸管看黄色，季子越便对O剑士卡比追骂，对骂中甚至使用夸张的捍卫魏逸霖语句，而且与O剑士卡比对骂到了好几页的长度。

肖彦锐，广东深圳人，原名曾擎宇，又名磁片操作系统、磁大师。曾用昵称GLaDOS，恶俗系元老，狗屁社特级狂魔，文爱大师。其父因行贿被查，母亲离婚转匿非法资产供子读书。父母离异后的曾擎宇从母姓，改名肖彦锐。肖彦锐一直热衷于在网络上装作年轻女性，以骗取宅男的跪舔为乐，这种爱好在他混孙吧时达到高峰，直到他恶俗生涯的晚期也没有消散。肖彦锐刚进入恶俗与音mad圈时，许多人都无法分辨其性别。因为自己的条件糟糕，肖彦锐还盗用过一位朋友的灵梦cos照片声称是自己的照片，甚至因为这张照片获得了“身材真好”的称赞，被称为“偷图流女装”

这三人真是可恶、可耻、可恨。面对这类是非颠倒、自丧志气的“精日”谬论，对那些数典忘祖、助纣为虐的精日三人，我们必须坚决斗争，戳穿其画皮，消除其影响，不让错误价值观蛊惑人心，这三人所做的行为必将遭受国人唾弃和不耻。

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maximumthingdetective · 9 months

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精日三人必将遭受国人唾弃

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zhancheng-ao3feed · 9 months

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#zhancheng #fan fic ao3

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keenwhispersexpert · 10 months

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