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[monsterfloofs]

Overtime, it has become a realization that silliness can be a weapon.

A strategy.

A distraction.

A way to weasel out of circumstances by purposefully playing the fool.

Tapping dancing your way out of situations, by donning the hat of the mad hatter and declaring it a Birthday. Turning the tables away from the original origin of the conversation. While the soft, squishy and fragile part of yourself remains safe and sound.

Flirting, by any other name, is a means to dig into that soft hearted squishiness. Like cracking open an oysters shell, to snatch away a pearl. What better way to redirect one's aim than to improvise?

And yet, and yet, and yet.

You have found that your fancy footwork is slowly being matched in stride. The line is blurred between self-preservation and true enjoyment.

You're dancing with danger.

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The hand that is splayed in front of your face, palm up. So still. With an inhuman statue-like elegance. The fingers bloomed open gently, waiting for your fingers to lace with theirs.

"We keep bumping into each other, don't we?" The voice is silken and playful.

Time felt sluggish as your mind worked feverishly to find a way out of this debacle. You take their hand gingerly by their fingertips. Weary to avoid the venus fly trap laid out before you. Once that hand closed you were going to be at their mercy. A brief idea flickered across your temple, before committing to your plan, ducking your head down and blowing a raspberry into their palm.

The magic that held you transfixed is broken. A noise, a squeak of shock has the hand retracting back.

You look up with a grin.

"A bit."

Sharp eyes. Sharper eyebrows. You watch their expression change, from shock, to annoyance, to something with a smile. A smile of something unreadable, and unknown.

"A bit." They echo your words. Walking around you slowly, and you pivot to match their stride. "You know, if I didn't know better. . . I would think you were avoiding me."

"Really?" You chirped, feigning a wide eyed curious smile. "Me? Why, I would never."

They scoff, pulling their lips back to show teeth, and what sharp teeth they have. Your eyes linger on the fangs, pearly white and polished before your eyes dart up. Studying their eyes and regaining the slipping hold of your mask.

"You are. . . really something," They mused, shaking their head.

"I hope it's something good!" You quip, grinning as you rock back and forth on your heels.

"Certainly," That wide grin is quick to reappear, but you pretend to look thoughtful and continue to rock.

"I can't seem to ever get a proper read on you. It's as enticing as it is maddening."

That bit makes you blink, eyebrows raising slightly in amusement.

"Good! That is exactly what I am hoping for," You flourish a bow, bending forward grandly.

They bite back a bark of laughter. "To entice me, or drive me mad? Because dear, truly, I am wrapped up in your mystery."

Now that little bit did take you by surprise. It was sweet, with a hint of affection that had your stomach doing loops.

"I wish. . . to be confusing!" You declare instead, looking all for the world triumphant in your task. You look at them, eyes wide and mirthful.

"You certainly are that,"

And in spite of yourself, you laugh.

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

it appears I actually have no idea how to conclude this

Rethinking my guess again now. It could just be @daydream-of-a-wallflower trying to get back at me

[eggyboyo-here]

I also drew this with my new pens :) I love drawing mushrooms with eyes

[godnectar]

I– where did the "Ich kann nicht sehr gut Englisch sprechen" go?? 💀🥹

i may have picked up some english classes and books, meine liebe ...

ignore it, ok?? focus on me being german #1, they are german #2 >;((

[mamaptaha]

I just saw my mother on the street, when I was walking, and she did not notice ne 👀

That is good, cuz I had an energy drink with me :)

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Я тіки шо бачив свою маму на вулиці коли йшов, та вона мене не помітила👀

Це добре, бо я мав з собою енергетик :)

[currentlyprocrastinating]

when you suddenly get new notes on some of your 2-years-old (omg it's really been that long, huh?) saeyoung fanart bcuz ur friendo's a major simp <3<3

[lolhex12]

broke: Jeremy is captain sunshine golden retriever boy who hides his feelings and his fucked up family situation

woke: actually🤓☝️ Jeremy first met Andrew in juvie when they were 15 & 13 respectively

[polinsated]

Colin, I can take care of myself. Then what good am I to you! for @polin-erospsyche

[aphroditessaturn]

u asked for smutty thoughts abt miguel o'hara? squirting. there's not enough content about him reacting to/making reader squirt and it's honestly a little tragic

oh my god. yes. please. I need this, like right now. we need more of him and squirting, it's not tragic anon...it's a crime!

pairing || miguel o'hara x fem!reader

warnings || smug obviously, squirting, oral (f receiving), Miguel being a menace, overstimulation if you squint

note || send more, I need more of Miguel! that man is a walking sin, please comment/reblog and follow!

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Pleasure, pleasure was the only thing you could feel. Miguel lapped on your cunt like a starved man, his hands gripping your thighs.

Your hands were threaded into his brown locks, holding onto them for support. He pushed in as deep as possible, concentrating on curling his tongue against your sensitive spot which had your eyes roll into the back of your head.

“You taste amazing, cariño,” he mumbled into your drenched cunt, face glistening with your juice. Miguel pressed his thumb on your bundle of nerves, drawing tight circles.

Wanting to buck your hips up against him but being quickly shut down by the hungry man between your legs, “you stay right here,” he ordered.

A tight knot formed in your body, one you couldn’t quite place as it wasn’t the usual orgasm feeling. No, it felt stranger but still like a feeling that needed relief and just as the thought of relief crossed your mind your juice spilled out against Miguel’s face.

You didn’t react, you didn’t know what had just happened, your mouth was wide open and everything that came from your mouth was a loud moan. The feeling of finally letting go overtaking you.

Miguel looked at you with pure adoration, “mierda,” he groaned, continuing working on your cunt. It was pure heaven for him, you tasted divine to him and he could never get enough.

"Making such a mess for me cariño," he said with a smirk. Your moans had turned into cries and tears streamed down your cheeks. Everything was too much, Miguel didn't stop his movements.

If anything you squirting spurred him on, "Miguel, fuck," you nearly screamed when you felt the feeling again.

Your mind was too hazy to know what you did, you only knew how good it felt. The burning sensation made you tighten your walls around Miguel's tongue. Said man knew exactly what was about to happen again.

Pulling away from your cunt he replaced his tongue with his fingers. Instead his mouth latched onto your thigh, sucking on your skin.

Your whole body twitched, back arching, hands gripping the sheets. God, you couldn't string one thought. Miguel saw it on your face, the way your eyes scrunched together, lips parting to release each cry.

He could swear it was the most beautiful sight he ever saw, but he needed you to squirt again. Needed to taste you once more.

Without hesitation he bit into your thigh, with his sharp fangs. No venom was to come from them, but oh, how you loved the pain they brought you, practically thriving in it.

"Miguel, please, I-," you were never able finish that sentence as your second orgasm washed over you. "Look at you," Miguel whispered as he watched your juice spraying from your cunt. He pushed his mouth back on your cunt, making sure to catch every last drop.

"Yes, yes, make a mess of my face cariño," you couldn't even hear him, your ears felt numb, your body filled with exhaustion, "just like that," he mused, his cock now rock hard from the sight of you.

"I need to make you squirt every time now, cariño," he told you proudly.

You mumbled something that no one could understood, too fucked out by him. However he didn't care, no he hosted you up on his lap. Your sensitive cunt hitting his cock, "god, Miguel." A low chuckle rumbled from his chest, "there is no god cariño, only me and I'm gonna have you squirting till the sun rises."

That was a promise he intended to keep…and did.

and I —

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[icy-gendango]

Sleep Talker

[dreamcatcher-faux]

Them! The husbands ever! 💜💛

[elitadream]

❗️Important announcement❗️

Hello everyone! 😁 January is finally here, and this is very exciting news for me because I'm going to New Zealand!!! 🤩✈️ It's a huge trip that I've been planning for a whole year now. It will be the first time I ever take the plane. The first time I visit another country in years. The first time I travel so far away from home! And what's more, this will be the longest trip in my life. Over a month. I can hardly wrap my head around it still! 🤯🗓

I've also had some time to reflect, and... I've decided to use this opportunity to step back and go offline for a bit. 🌱 I wanted to tell you about this sooner, and I apologize for how sudden this probably is for most of you. I promise that I'm alright and doing this with a peaceful mindset! Although- I'm a bit sad at the thought that we won't see or hear from each other for a while. 🥺 It's a bittersweet feeling, but at the same time, I'm sure the temporary change of pace will be a good thing. Lately I've been feeling the need to take a break from social media again, and the timing is perfect. I'm ready. 🤲💫

To my lovely friends and followers here: I hope you will all have a great time these next few weeks. I hope the beginning of 2024 will treat you well and that you will get to experience new and exciting things. Wishing you lots of inspiration, fun projects and plenty of fascinating conversations until I return. 🙏🥰

Take care, everyone! I will miss you dearly. 🫂💗 Thank you, and I love you all,

- elita 🌸

[enigma020]

EPICTALE "MIRRORED REFLECTIONS" (mini-)BATCH

I'll start off this month with a mini batch for now. And what better way to do that by drawing how far Epictale has gotten over the past few years!

You know, since I've always wanted to draw them since the first time I saw the AU. And with the help of Googling some references, here it is! :D

Also, a quick message for Yugo:

Epictale belongs to @yugogeer012

[lilbeanz]

Hello Beanz! Forgive my thickness but I’ve decided to take one for the European team and ask - 06.24 as in June this year or as in 24th of June?

Forgive MY thickness! This didn't even occur to me ahh😵‍💫

I meant 06.24 as in June 2024, June this year! Not the 24th, that would be very oddly specific of me 😅

It'll most likely be earlier than the 24th!

[edenfire]

how we feelin minimum wage nation??😔✊️💗🌸✨️

that new ice cream art is so cuute im🥺💗💞

(ref from that one hanako kun official art of sakura in a maid dress♡)

[wickedcriminal]

I found my Last Dragon folder and i can't believe I never posted these

Hiccup as the Unicorn (Dragon)/Lady Amalthea

Fishlegs as Schmendrick/Prince Lyr

Camicazi as Molly Gru/Captain Cully

Alvin the Treacherous as King Haggard

The Witch Excellinor as Mommy Fortuna

Valhallarama as a Wilderwest warrior, Stoick as a castle guard, Old Wrinkly as the castle cook. King Haggard had men-at-arms in the book, so that's who they are

New secret roles for Hiccups 1 and 2

Snotlout as Ruhk

I had a vision that Hiccup would be a seadragon that goes on the same journey as the Unicorn, trying to find out where the other dragons disappeared to, befriending eccentric friends with dark secrets, looking for the Famed and Terrifying Dragon Furious, and the terrible King Alvin the Treacherous. He becomes human, but instead of falling in love he just gets adopted by the castle staff and his crazy friends and he suddenly realizes that he loves this mortal life more than his immortality; but will he have to give it all up to save the dragons?