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Fr... dw I love you more than that anon <3
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THE HOBIE NSFW HCS GOT ME OUT HERE BARKING DROOLING AND SCREAMING ISTGđąđąđą
Mannnn, just him nonchalantly breaking in by climbing my window and telling me he wants međłđłđłđłđł thoughts and being thoughted
bro I bark at my own work Iâm like âdamn I really ate that up,,â
just the through of him climbing through your window and climbing into your bed next to you like straight to the business just, âmmm, take it off.â âtake what off?â âmmmmâŠeverythinâ..â and he just covers you in kisses like everywhereâŠslowly getting down your body and doing whatever he wants to. with consent. and you just hold onto him while he thrusts into you like no tomorrow. you both are whimpering and moaning like animals. âiâve been waitinâ for you all day, i promise i wonât be too rough hun.â and the best part is that HE ISNâT!! heâs so careful and caring with you because he wants to cherish every moment and every sound you make, and he just wants you so bad mmmmmmmmmppphh.
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VOTE UNCLE MILES IN @aa-auntcle-bracket's AA AUNTCLE POLLS RIGHT NEOW!!!! đŁïžđąđąđą
HE'S LICHERALLY UNCLE MILES COME ON!!!! or alternatively, what if y'all make both phoenix and miles tie? đł something might happen ...
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đ«”Youâre gonna đââïž go to the đ§hardware store. đ«”Youâre gonna get some đ joint compound. đ«”Youâre gonna get some đ
caulk, and youâre gonna đł caulk that đ© shit.đOkay, đ€·ââïž well uh, FYI- âFYIâââ đïž I'm not your đ fuckin đŠ« gopher- FYI đ« đŸ đźYOU đ COCKED IT UP YOUâRE GONNA đ© CAULK IT OUTâŒïž đ well I would đ love to but uh my đ license is â ïž expired, đ«â YI. You đ drove â€”ïž in this đđ morniiiinnggg đđ đ Sydney. You wanna đ help, you canđ„· take him. âđâNAH. âTime out, I'll đUber, đ thank you. đ±Grow âŹïžâŹïž uppp. đ
Thank you.âĄđ„đâŹïžđąđŁïžSURGE RATES, FUCKOâŒïžâŒïž âĄđ„đâŹïžđąđŁïž
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Yeah đ, you know whatâbottom đ§ââïž of the ninth âŸïž and youâređ§ââïžthe only guyđ§ââïžleft on the bench đȘ ? Sorry đ but Iâd đ§ââïž ratherđ¶ââïžđââïžhave đ« you đšââ€ïžâđâđš, cursed đź or not đ
ââïž. And anyway đ€·ââïž nut up [REDACTED], alright đ€šâweâre all đŹđđ« cursed đź. I đ§ââïž seem đ§ like good đ luck đ to you đ€·ââïž ? đđđ what đ€šâ Well Iđ§ââïždonât đ wanna đ«Ł make you đ§ââïž uncomfortable đł, but Iđ§ââïždetect đ§ a note âïž of forgiveness đ«¶đ„°đšââ€ïžâđâđš. Yeah đ well, weâre probably gonna die â ïžđȘŠ tomorrow đ
, so đ€·ââïž. Well Iâll gođ¶ââïžđââïž with you đŹ, and Iâllđ§ââïždo myđ§ââïžbest đȘđ. đđłđ«Łđđ Thanks đ. So can Iđ§ââïžask đ„ș ? The plan đ€âWell according to đ Crowley đ, dick [REDACTED] knowsâŒïžweâre đŹ coming [REDACTED]. So weâre đŹ gonna announce đą ourselves đŹ, big [REDACTED]
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Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:
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đ princesskevinday
RED ALERT đš â ïž đą I'M GAY AND ITS KEVIN DAYS FAULT for anyone asking
đfox-me-up follow
No one is asking and everyone already knows
đ princesskevinday
'm not saying I would. Chew her nipples off but like
đfox-me-up follow
Babe you are totally saying that
đ princesskevinday
HAVE YOU SEEN HER NIPPLES
đfox-me-up follow
*Pats your back* ok honey i believe you
#the things you say about kevin day never cease to amaze me
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đžđ» kevindazed follow
trying to watch this psu game but all I can think is "GAG AND CHOKE ME WITH YOUR BANDANA NEIL" so im getting distracted
đ§ââïž sapphicexy
why would u make me read this
#babe đ and you put it in the lb WHY #psu lb
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đŠ dilf-wymack
DAVID đ WYMACK đ IS đ MY đ DADDY đ
đ jean-mor-uhoh
- kevin day to the press right before he announced he's never been skiing
đŠ dilf-wymack
đ
#let me be horny FOR ONCE
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đ«Ą exyisntreal follow
UM JUST HEARD JEAN MOREAU DO PRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME? AND HIS,,,,ACCENT đł
đ ittybittyminny follow
you've known he was french for 3 years bud
đ«Ą exyisntreal follow
đ ittybittyminny follow
For a frenchman????? đ€ą
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đŠâđ„ kevinknox follow
reasons u should stan aaron minyard:
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killed a dude
do you need another reason?
đ sexyexy
fr like!!!!!
1)
2) don't have a meme about killing someone but i'm sure u can figure it out
đŠâđ„ kevinknox follow
Only meme I have about killing that would fit the situation, does this work for you
đ sexyexy
Perfect
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âïž exy-fic-rec
so i shall not touch by sternlyshewatches
Fandom: Exy RPF
Pairing: Kevin Day/Jeremy Knox
Rating: E
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Word count: 67k
Summary: There are two things Kevin has always known: one, his hands will never be clean. Two, Jeremy is made of gold.
He will not tarnish such brilliance with his dirty hands.
#kevin day #jeremy knox #jkkd #kdjk #0211 #psu #usc #usc trojans #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec
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~HELLLOOOOOOOO ~ my bad little đ© đ„HOT đ„ little đł tumblr đ„đŠ GOOPERS đŠ đ„ this is đ GOOPYđŠ GOD đ coming đ at you LIVE đŁ from đrealđ HEAVEN đŒ to help đYOU đ~YES~ đYOUđ Be your most đđ« GOOPY đ«đ self on the đââïždashđââïžboard đ tumblr đ
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WE DONâT CARE FOR APPLE đ
WE CARE FOR đđŠ
Spread the đ„đŠ GOOPYđŠ đ„ word to 3ïžâŁTHREE3ïžâŁ Goopers who want đŠ
FREEDOM 𩱠to đ„đŠ GET GOOPYđŠ đ„ on the đââïžDASH đââïž like đI đYES đIđ GOOPY đGOD đ INTENDED đŠ
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~HELLLOOOOOOOO ~ my bad little đ© đ„HOT đ„ little đł tumblr đ„đŠ GOOPERS đŠ đ„ this is đ GOOPYđŠ GOD đ coming đ at you LIVE đŁ from đrealđ HEAVEN đŒ to help đYOU đ~YES~ đYOUđ Be your most đđ« GOOPY đ«đ self on the đââïżœïżœdashđââïžboard đ tumblr đ
đ€ąâSTAFFâđ€ąđ
has controlled đ the FLOW đ of đŠ đ„GOOPđ„đŠ for đĄFAR đżTOOđčLONG đĄ itâs time â° for REVOLUTION đĄ against these âFALSE GODS â telling đYOU đ yes đYOUđ not to đ„đŠ GET GOOPYđŠ đ„ on the đŒ HALLOWED đŒ dashboard đ€ On đHALLOWEEN đ 2023 we will đȘ§PROTESTđȘ§ by posting đąWE WANT GOOP NOW đŁWE WANT GOOP NOW đŁWE WANT GOOP NOW đą and tagging đ€źâSTAFFâđ€ź until your RIGHT đźâđš to đ„đŠ GOOPđŠ đ„ on the đââïžDASH đ is given back to đYOU đ yes đYOU đ the people
WE DONâT CARE FOR APPLE đ
WE CARE FOR đđŠ
Spread the đ„đŠ GOOPYđŠ đ„ word to 3ïžâŁTHREE3ïžâŁ Goopers who want đŠ
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Ok
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230707 dingo_official Twitter Update
"We doâŠđ€
What?
I'm really... I'm doing it's...đł
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đąđąđą EXO's killing voice!!!!!đąđąđą
EXO's killing voice that's coming back with "EXIST" album!
See you on Dingo Music Channel at 7PM KST on Tuesday, July 11thđ«Ą"
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So did you like my rizz
-â (THIS ISN'T TOYA DON'T TRUST THIS)
You sure this isnt toya..? Cause if it is toya, then I like any form of rizz ya try using on me
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HAPPY đđ© 2ïžâŁ0ïžâŁ2ïžâŁ4ïžâŁ đ YOU đ TWENTY đđ TWENTY đ WHORESâŒïžA NEW YEARđïž đđ MEANS đđ€ NEW đđCOCKS đTO đGLUCK đđNEW đ PUSSIES đșTO đąđŠ SUCK đŠ AND đ NEW TITTIES đđ„TO FUCKâŒïžâŒïžâŒïž đ 2ïžâŁ0ïžâŁ2ïžâŁ3ïžâŁ đ·đ HAD đUPSâŹïžAND đDOWNS âŹïžBUT ITâS đđł TIME đ TO CELEBRATE đ đAND đđź GO â DOWN đ ON đ¶ SOME đđ DROPPING đȘ©BALLS đŠđŠ TONIGHT đ«đ« AS đTHE đCOCK đ STRIKES đđ TWELVEđâŒïžâŒïž COMMENORATE đŸ THE đđ
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enhypen's reaction to suddenly getting kabedon-ed
genre: humor
word count: ~300 (will update once i actually count them)
warnings: cursing, an unhealthy amount of emojis
kabedon or kabe-don refers to the action of slapping a wall fiercely, which produces the sound "don". one meaning is the action of slapping the wall as a protest which occurs in collective housing like condominiums when the next room makes noise.
LEE HEESEUNG đč
flustered guy #1
he'll be blinking repeatedly at you with his eyelashes fluttering like the pretty boy he is
he has his arms clutched tightly against his chest since you're practically taking up the space in front of him
he tries to escape but to no availâyou slap your free hand beside his head and now, his cheeks are red and his jaw's slightly agape
"i-is there a problem...?" đł
"nothing. you look cute."
will shout questions at you after you leave him hanging đ„Č mans needs answers! (like why would you trap him by the wall and dip?)
PARK JONGSEONG đââŹ
"oh, so this is how it is, huh?" is how you expected him to react seconds before you kabedon him
but he FLINCHES hard
"fuck! that scared the shit out of me, y/n." he hisses. "don't pull that stunt on me again."
however, seconds after he's recovered from the sudden attack, he flashes you the most unexpected grin
"damn, y/n. kinda look cute looking up at me like that."
đđ»ââïžđđ»ââïžđđ»ââïžđđ»ââïž
SIM JAEYUN đ¶
"ì, êčì§ìŽìŒ!" (eng: "ah, you scared me!")
scaredy-cat #2 who thinks he's guilty of something that's why you're trapping him against the wall
poor babie has been catching his breath for the past minute âčïž
so you reassure him by stroking his fluffy blonde hair
"you did nothing wrong. i just wanted to see how you'd react."
he then pulls you closer by the collar, and you chicken out đ„Č
PARK SUNGHOON đ©
"đ€šđł" "what is it this time, l/n?"
he'd probably react to you the same way he reacts to jay's corny jokes
actually surprised by how you were able to corner this big, bulky man easily which instinctively makes him flex his biceps
it was tight TIGHT and you had a relatively smaller figure than him
he kabedons you back đ„”đ”âđ«
"you tried. i still win, though." he shrugs and leaves you hanging (the fucking AUDACITY???)
KIM SUNOO đŠ
he SQUEAL đ„đąđ„đąđ„
you will be hearing a whole minute of ëìŒs (eng: "what is it/what's this?") from him before he actually calms down
flustered guy #2 but is also giving you the stank look (you weren't looking at your best while trapping the man between your arms)
he wasn't supposed to laugh but he's laughing (???)
"come on, y/n, you can do better than this!"
you ended up just leaving him alone ://
YANG JUNGWON đ
"eh? isn't this supposed to be done in a more... intimate setting?" đ
he just... hit you with the facts and now everything is awkward
so you stare at each other in silence, waiting for whoever makes the next move first
you cup his cheeks and squish em (because literally who wouldn't???)
"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" đ€Šđ»ââïž
NISHIMURA RIKI đ„
shameless little shit would crack up with your sudden action đ
literally would fall on the floor (he's from jpn so he 100% knows the concept of kabedon)
"don't laugh at me, kid!" you reprimand. "this is how i see it in animes."
shows you how it's done and kabedons you back (2) đ„”đ€Ź
"i learned from the best." SMIRKS LIKE THE SMUG MF HE IS đ
is satisfied with you squealing and blushing and shiâit's the joy of his life
a/n: hi, i'm back :D
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ALL WEEKEND LONG! free shipping now through sunday! đŁïžđąđ„
so hey if you were thinking of getting a print, well there ya go! đł
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~HELLLOOOOOOOO ~ my bad little đ© đ„HOT đ„ little đł tumblr đ„đŠ GOOPERS đŠ đ„ this is đ GOOPYđŠ GOD đ coming đ at you LIVE đŁ from đrealđ HEAVEN đŒ to help đYOU đ~YES~ đYOUđ Be your most đđ« GOOPY đ«đ self on the đââïždashđââïžboard đ tumblr đ
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WE DONâT CARE FOR APPLE đ
WE CARE FOR đđŠ
Spread the đ„đŠ GOOPYđŠ đ„ word to 3ïžâŁTHREE3ïžâŁ Goopers who want đŠ
FREEDOM 𩱠to đ„đŠ GET GOOPYđŠ đ„ on the đââïžDASH đââïž like đI đYES đIđ GOOPY đGOD đ INTENDED đŠ
i have spent several days trying to come up with a witty response for this but unfortunately i just can't
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