something random I feel Paige would do: reads an article or something that talks about the low safety rating of range rovers. Cut to the very next day she trades hers in and gets a Volvo/Mercedes G class cause she doesnβt want to drive Stephie around in anything less than the best safest ride for her little boo. That or one day she volunteers to drive somewhere and Azzi is like no we have to take mine Stephie still needs a booster/car seat and Paige has already bought and installed one on her own volition in her car.
I guess car safety-conscious P makes me melt? Is that considered a kink?
also yes I wrote about azzi doing the splits on a vial of sperm and Paigeβs wifeβs pussy being made of legos. Iβm a sick individual.
xoxo π€±
Oooooh I like this! It feels like something Paige would do for sure too like not just her car, she's gonna end up kid-proofing everything because that's just Paige.
I just want you to know you are absolutely the most hilarious person ever, literally right down to that emoji choice, and those asks made me holler so like now you have to come up with more and never leave because you're very entertaining.
There wasn't enough space on the canvas to properly explain stuff so I'll just write it here:
When Gingi's skin gets in contact with seawater, cephalopod-like suckers form on the smooth parts of its skin. The amount of suckers depends on the concentration of the salt in the seawater (with the exception of hands and tail, the same amount of suckers appears on them every time).
Shortly before Gingi's eggs hatch, its breasts get bigger (to store milk or something, idk what magic liquid would Gingi produce) and nipples form on them. The gills on the chest area close while the ones near its neck get bigger. When the hatchlings grow up and are able to eat normal food...or gravel and roadkill... the breasts and gills return to their original form.
That is all for now... that was quite a lot of headcanons across those three posts I must say, but it was fun :]
alr guys I have reached 1k and yk what that means!! 1K EVENT TIME!!!!!! (gonna kms) so guys what do kinda thing do u want?? start throwing me ideas bc I have got a grand total of NONE rn. π€