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atlantic-riona · 2 years

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actually I'm very curious to know what lines and/or live rent free in everybody else's head

#mine are the entirety of Puck's monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream #''I rather think he knew anyway'' from Bartimaeus #the whole scene from Bartimaeus where Kitty has just asked him about Ptolemy #and it ends with him going ''What do you presume to know about me''#''hound I am fallen'' from the Tain #''the wine dark sea'' from the Odyssey #''timshel'' from east of eden #the ending scene of arcadia where they're dancing by candlelight and the audience knows that the girl will die in a housefire that night #the entirety of the fate/stay night ubw abridged series but in particular the first and second episodes #''bite me bite me''#''I'm just doing a bit I speak modern English just fine''#''you know what this is? we're sailing a friendship. the ss get-along''#also many lines from Peter Pan #''to die will be an awfully big adventure''#''but he was looking in through the window at the one joy which he could never share''#to name a few #superman's world of cardboard speech in jlu #the argument between batman and lord batman in jlu #''mom and dad. they'd be *so* proud''#lots of folk songs #''true love has no season no rhyme nor no reason/justice is cold as the granger county clay''#''how do you like his face he said how do you like his chin/how do you like that dead body now there's no life within #it's more I love his cheeks she said it's mor I like his chin/it's more I love that dead body than all of your kith and kin''#''they came in the night when the men were asleep/that band of Argyles through snow soft and deep/#like murdering foxes among helpless sheep/they slaughtered the house o' MacDonald''#more poetry #''she walks in beauty like the night/of cloudless climes and starry skies/#and all that’s best of dark and bright/meet in her aspect and her eyes''#and the first half of the lady of shalott poem #okay I'll stop now 😂😂😅

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squidflavoredsoup · 30 days

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he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

#what is this thing #why is it in my house #what does it want from me #if it bites will i get rabies #gravity falls #bill cipher #gravity falls bill cipher #book of bill #roomie cipher #squidflavoredsoup

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eastgaysian · 1 year

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling

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lovelenivy · 10 months

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mouse bites™

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theeroticlover · 5 months

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prettyoutlandish · 6 months

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Bite your sub hard as they cum, The noises they'll make are actually the hottest possible!! Plus you get to see all the marks you leave!

#ftm nsft #gay nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft #trans nsft #ftm puppy #t4t nsft #bite me #let me bite you #petpl@y #petpl4y #puppy sub #dumb puppy #ftm sub #ftm dom

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unholyhymns · 1 year

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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again #i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect #their mark of the beast literature #*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite

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mysillycomics · 1 month

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