#''you cant swim you cant dance and you dont know karate''

[writing-good-vibes]

someone stop me before i write a missing scene from the corey and roger dirty weekend fic where they go to the hotel pool and corey has to admit he doesn't know how to swim 😳

[clawsomebeats]

the im not okay mv is something that can be so special

[sillysydneyy]

☣︎About Me!!!

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hi, im sydney and if you couldnt tell my fav band is mcr lolz:p i play roblx and pjsk sometimes and i hsve a tiktok and pintrest so lmk if u want those !!!! 𖹭

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⤷ my fav youtubers r crankthatfrank(miss him), acidmilk, flamingo and sam and colby! my fav movies are scott pilgrim vs the world, slc punk, and almost famous! my fav shows r tawog, freaks and geeks, pen15, and mtv downtown! and last byt not least lol my top few bands are mcr𖹭(duh) weezer, type o negative, hole, p!atd, the mars volta, the strokes, ptv, christian death, lady gaga, yellowcard, get scared, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, sublime, radiohead, isle's and glaciers, and many many more lol i might post a list or somethin cus theres alot x3

⤷ i play guitar!!!! im in a band but we haven't done anything yet and our bassist doesnt have a bass yet:,) i like a write fiction stories every time to time! i love love loovee cats! but sadly my 3 cats are missing and 2 of them have likley passed:( i love vampires :0 im stretching my ears, currently at 6g! btw pls lmk if u have any stretching tips i dont think im doing it right:,) i have a ikea alien and his name is albert i carry him everwhere w me>:3 im a bit of a nerd lolz

›i cant swim

›i cant dance

›i dont know karate

›im never gonna make it

›i just wanna

but anyways im still figuring out how to work this so if u have tips lmk!!! thanks :333

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(free gee gif lmao >ᴗ<)

[ilovch]

you like dnd, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini and croquet...

...you cant swim, you cant dance and you dont know karate

[oldmemoria]

i have a lot of unorganized miguel headcanons that float around my brain at times but since i usually think of them at night and forget about them the next morning im just going to continuously update this post probably? anyway here are the ones that i do remember

i will either leave this in my drafts and update it when i want to or ill just edit/reblog with new stuff idk

edit after i stopped typing:

ok its time

fuck you

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identity headcanons first, because idk getting those out of the way feel free to get pissed off about these ill just block you 💖

trans man. he/him pronouns. probbably doesnt care if you use gender neutral terms for him because like... why would he, he has a multiverse to stare at

asexual, can't really figure out of i see him as being aromantic as well, i personally just think he's too busy to think about it atm but i dont think hes incapable of it. maybe arospec, like demiro or greyro or smth idk, i just know this mf is asexual.

he is autistic (and probably undiagnosed?) i will die on this hill as if i was a warrior cat defending the sunningrocks i will commit an oakheart fight me on this and i will throw rocks at you and then promptly get crushed by rocks as well (is that warrior cats spoilers um oops sorry)

now to the rest- that i remember- i have not read the comics yet so if some of these are like.. actually canon lmk because that would be really funny

this one might be a hot take but he does not hate miles. he wants to look out for him and definitely either currently regrets or is going to regret what happened in that chase scene. i genuinely doubt he hates any of the spider-gang hes just very, very worried about the multiverse. in his head thats the only way. (i am hoping and pleading that miguel and miles make up somehow, maybe miles doesnt forgive miguel and that totally understandable and would make sense but pLEASE writers i would die if you kept them as being rivals i genuinely would)

he hates Audrey Hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, AND croquet. he CAN swim, he CAN dance, and he DOES know Karate. he still wont make it though. sorry man.

since hes from the future i dont think he'd be terribly confused by current slang/terms, hed more look at it like we see terms from like... the 80-90s or anything before that as "oh wow people used to say that? huh. interesting."

im going back on a headcanon ive had since i saw the movie im SoRRYYY but he cant curse. from what ive seen from the comics he uses replacements like "shock" and "bithead", thats it. maybe he says fuck on accident or in spanish (he technically kind of does depending on how you see "Ay Coño" being said but thats beside the point).

probably a blue eyes hater idk he just gives me the vibe of saying "jesus christ your eyes are way too blue, get contacts please im begging you stop looking at me" which is probably why him and gwen have so much beef.

i dont give a shit about what the movie says his fangs are not retractable fuck you. (he still has crooked teeth though i will never forget about those <3 )

autism be damned my guy can work a grill 🔥🔥🔥🔥

a lot of people cant really tell if hes pissed or not by his tone sometimes. is this projection? yeah, next question.

he hardly ever sleeps but when he does its like hes dead (at least when its dead quiet, which again, isnt often so he hardly ever gets a good nights sleep). you'd have to use a fucking blowtorch to the face to wake him up.

i also see him as not only having hypersensitive vision but also having elevated senses period. hearing, smell, touch, etc. probably the main reason he sits in the dark with no other noise.

branching off of that he frequently gets migraines of things get to stressful or too loud or if anything is very off about his schedule.

arachnophobe. ha.

cat person.

cat person as in he likes cats not like hes a catboy.. i shouldnt specify that actually that just makes it worse but i will anyway because tumblr hellsite will be tumblr hellsite

he partially likes lego peter because his daughter really liked lego.

ok but like think about it he'd probably be really good at taking legos apart with those claws. like imagine. it'd be nothing for him.

hasnt spoken to gabriel in years. he cant bring himself to reach out and when gabriel does he just doesnt have the energy to try and respond. he has no idea how to, especially now.

this is very specific but he stims a lot with his claws. like extend and retract over and over absentmindedly (mainly because thats what i'd do if i had claws imagine how fun that would be)

he usually bottles up all the emotions that he has, including anger. kind of explains why he lost it in the chase scene in my head because he reached a boiling point. he hates talking to people about his problems.

empanadas are his safe food, also theyre just easy to eat when your mouth is a little funky (i would know i have some fucked up braces theyre great for that 10/10), its mostly just easier on his fangs.

definitely horrible at the whole self are thing. he just forgets, all the time. would forget to breathe if it wasnt involuntary

if you say anything he doesnt particularly like (eg "hey bro are you okay do you wanna talk") he'll just stare at you with his rat eyes like 👁️👁️ until you stopped idk what im saying.

he is a bit touch starved, depending on his mood he'll let people touch him in a friendly (emphasis on friendly. friendly friendly friendly dont take it any other way :/) way.

OH I almost forgot about this one: he hisses. some spiders hiss. so does he. vampire furry energy

he also gets pissed when people call him a vampire so uh... im counting my days oops.

will go out and sit in the rain. (wait would it still rain in the future? is the climate still fucked in his timeline or nah)

like "ah, its water time" and goes out to sit like this:

Man if only there was a rain filter

that is all i have for now maybe if something else comes up ill reblog with new stuff >:)

[wolftheghost]

i have a little ritual that every time im not okay comes in i have to say the thing from the start of the music video so i just made eye contact with my brother and said, in the voice (which im gonna be honest isnt very good rn because ive only just started it) "you like dnd, audrey hepburn, fangoria harry houdini And croquet. you cant swim, you cant dance and you dont know karate. face it, you're never gonna make it" then in the other voice "i dont wanna make it. i just wanna" and safe to say he probably thinks im insane but considering i constantly quote doctor death defying at him i think he already knew that

[party-poison-daily]

As an enby I would just like to day that the enby hc for Poison is just amazing!! Ur art makes me so happy, have a nice day! Just another question: do u have any other hcs related to Poison specifically that u rlly like? :)

hey, thank you so much! i hope you have a good day as well.

as for headcanons, i have a couple that i can name off the top of my head. i think theyd have freckles, as well as sharper teeth (which is seen in my art a lot)! they like doodling on whatever surface they can whenever they have a pen in hand, whether its the cuffs of their pants, their skin, or a random sheet of paper. they also probably have awful chicken scratch handwriting thats barely readable (affectionate). i dont think they can actually drive, they never learned how, they just kinda hope for the best whenever they get behind the wheel (this could go for any of the killjoys honestly). they cant cook either. i just know it. they also probably cant swim, cant dance, and they dont know karate; they should just face it, theyre never gonna make it! /ref /j

thats all i can think of at the moment, but id love to hear any other headcanons you guys have! reblog and share in the tags, comment, do whatever

[hallelujahyoungandloaded]

you like dnd, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet. you cant swim, you cant dance, and you dont know karate. face it, youre never gonna make it.

aka i combined emo and douyin makeup

[nightshade-anura]

nico is the epitome of the im not okay intro the moment he becomes a croquet player. yeah they're going to play croquet

[xxsasukelover69xx]

[xx-demolition-lovers-xx]

My science teachers a fuckin legend... We talked about green day and blink 182 for most of the lesson,and he agreed to let me listen to music in lessons as long as it was good music.. Fookin love it

[xxsadgirl2005xx]

got this gif and told my sister he's better than hawk from cobra kai. she told me to shut up XD

[little-catboy]

Random G note from 17 miles away :*plays*

Me: *crying black eyeliner*

[themostmagicalteen]

you like dnd, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet

[miiilowo]

L + ratio + you like audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini and croquet + you cant swim + you cant dance + you dont know karate

[oneofthosecrazygirls-mp3]

YOU LIKE DND, AUDREY HEPBURN, FANGORIA, HARRY HOUDINI AND CROQUET YOU CANT SWIM YOU CANT DANCE AND YOU DONT KNOW KARATE  FACE IT YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

I DONT WANNA MAKE IT I JUST WANNA 

*STARTS WRITHING ON THE FLOOR*