#'DRINK YOUR JUICE YOULL FEEL BETTER'

[majorxmaggiexboy]

rating my Muses by whether they would survive Dracula:

Ben: slim chance of survival. Would initially have glitter eyes at drac and would be devastated at the slow realization that Something's Up but would become determined to make it a problem for all involved. Dies if he meets the brides because his dumb ass would NOT believe they aren't prisoners and would die trying to rescue them while they're stabbing him to death with glittery sillystraws. If he can get out of the castle his chances improve but he's still on thin ice because he WILL be going right back in the castle trying to save everybody from Drac, but he's NOT stupid enough to do it alone. Just might survive but will absolutely lose at least one friend in the process. 5/10

Amicia: Survival Guaranteed. Not only would she realize Drac's a monster as soon as he survives for more than two hours after being kind to her and Hugo, but Amicia would also not be trying to stick around. She's grabbing her brother and the bread sticks and trying to GTFO. The villagers are on they own unless absolutely necessary. Would beat the snow out of the Brides if they even look at Hugo. On the off chance somebody does get one over on her, Hugo will drown them in rats. These kids are golden. 10/10

Gamble: 50/50 survival odds. The vampires don't get him but no less than ten villagers and van Helsing want him dead for reasons that might or might not have a damn thing to do with vampires. 8/10 because he will not only leave others to die but will also actively attempt to get other people killed by the vampires if he thinks it'll improve his escape chances or just be kinda funny

D'Artagnan: no chance because you know those kids on ao3 going to replace Drac with all three musketeers AND rochefort and Milady will also be around somewhere. Boy might as well call up mordaunt for the funeral smh we don't go here.

Bonus, Battinson: I'm only including him bc first of all it'd be his house that Harker sells to Drac and Alfred would be like Well Mr Wayne Nobody Believed Me When I Said The House Wasn't Vacant no but also dracula would look at him and either think Wow I Can't Actually Compete. You Funky Little Vampire. Or he'd just go damn this dudes miserable enough lol and just leave.

[harunade]

omg who do you think is the best pussy eater out of jebeone❔

seriously in my gut its taerae. how could it not be taerae 😭😭😭 i think taerae and hanbin r most likely the type to get so pussy drunk they just start overstimulating you 😭 but when you whine and whimper they probably look up at you and asks you in the sweetest voice ever if you can give them one more 😞😞😞😞😞😞

im actually insane i need them

whoever asked this ilu pussy eater taerae needs to be talked abt way more

i think we need to think abt the 2nd best pussy eater cause noone will EVER dethrone taerae… that man eats pussy up like its a daily meal!!! all that while smiling too like boy shut up ill kiss you!!

but yes definitely taerae gets pussy drunk easily and ends up eating you out for his own pleasure rather than yours. he doesn’t even need to use his fingers cause hes THAT skilled. also hes the kind of guy to keep your thighs forcefully open but will love it if you squeeze his head with them teehee 🙏🙏 will zone out while going at it cause he wants to savour you. taerae def smiles in your pussy😭😭😭 hes so cutie 😭😭 (i wanna poke his dimple)

“stop, tae, it’s too much” you said as you pushed his head away. “Come on baby, i know you can give me one more, you taste so sweet” the words roll out of his mouth and you can’t help but obey. you just lay back while taerae presses kisses everywhere from your thighs to your pussy. he tongue fucks you while his thumb rubs your clit at a rapid pace. his other hand is on your leg trying to hold it down as you’re uncontrollably shaking.

his fav moment is when you squirt in his mouth for sure. will drink it up like its water. taerae is def nasty so hell keep some of your juices in his mouth and push them in yours while kissing you afterwards

… for second place🤔🤔🤔🤔 i agree hanbin!

i feel like his love language is acts of service so if he finds out you enjoy or cum the hardest from being eaten out he’ll definitely do it as often as he can! except he gets more addicted than he expects. you’d find yourself crying from the pleasure he’s giving you, as his tongue keeps lapping at your cunt. if he had a stressful day hes def taking it out on your pussy. if hes very happy he’ll eat you out. to sum it up, whatever problem he has he can count on your cunt as a solution

im sure he would prefer you sitting on his face rather than being in between your legs normally! gives him better access and you can grip at his hair better like that. he loves it when you just grind down on your face 🫠🫠 will knead so hard on your hips while youre at it that youll end up with bruises. “You okay, honey? can you keep going?” hanbin looks up at you while circling your clit. u both know that you cant go on, but you cant refuse him soo.. you’ll probably stop when he gets a tongue or finger cramp or smth

[the-six-that-thrive-if]

in the harem route I will try and wake early so I can make breakfast for everyone, like eggs, sausage, fresh bread, portage some fruits, juice coffee and tea and if warden is in the kitchen I will shooo him away. Whilst I’m baking I will be singing once upon a December by liz callaway or maybe something from the hunchback of notre dame. My mc will be internally screaming from the amount of food money needs to be spent every morning to spoil all of them. Side note what is the ROs preferred way of being comforted?

That's so much damn food and baking.

Dante and Angel are definitely arguing over food and who gets what, while F!Dragon is wordlessly and subtly taking Dante's food and eating it, while Armadillo who's too annoyed, and partially arguing with Dante and Angel for taking so much food, and Warden is sipping his drink while reading a book, unbothered by it all.

THE DEMON —

Dante it depends. Sometimes he simply wants verbal words, complete honesty and straightforwardness. Or hugs. To just collapse into you and possibly crush you with his weight.

THE ANGEL —

Being held and lied too. Angel can easily spiral when faced with issues regarding her behavior getting defensive and depressed. The best way is coaxing her first out of her nest and showing her that youre own her side whilst slowly and carefully being honest.

THE F!DRAGON —

Dragon prefers to be alone, but it brings her comfort that when she comes back, youll be waiting. That’s all she needs and can get slightly hotheaded when she's upset.

THE ARMADILLO —

He resorts to exercise. Doing laps, pushups, weightlifting, anything to busy himself. He's also quiet, and doesn't speak and just zones out. The best way to comfort him is to just be there with him silently and when he wants to talk, then he will. It's better to let him go through his emotions alone.

THE WARDEN —

Rejects the idea of being comforted and he doesn't want it, because he doesn't need it in a sense. There are not many things that he can't handle nor regulate by himself. So comforting him seems like something more for MC to do to feel better about themselves, then it is for him. He'll let you believe that you are comforting him.

THE KING —

Communication. He wants to be completely and utterly honest. Knowing that you're listening to him and his stresses comforts him. That's all he needs.

[mountttmase]

Omg after this just 2 chapters left??? 🥺🥺🥺

You didn’t know if the heat was getting to Mason, but he could barely keep his hands off of you as the week went on. WHO KNOWS WHY

It wasn’t just the sex though. He was right, you were his for the week and no matter where you were or what you were doing he was practically glued to your side. You were having the best week with him and all your friends and the little arrangement only made it even better. THSY ARE ALREADY A COUPLE, I CAN'T

You felt good. Better than good, you felt wanted and needed and even though you both promised that the friendship came first and no feelings would be involved you noticed you’d started to slip. AHHAHAHAHAHA NO FEELINGS, YEAH SURE

SHE IS STARTINGTO UNDERSTANDHER FEELINS???? OMG OMG OMG

‘I’ve never done pottery painting, I don’t think I’ll be any good’ you told Mason as you all approached the building. Him holding the door open for you and you smiled as you walked passed him. IM SURE YOULL BE AMAZING, CAUSE YOULL DO IT WITH LOVE🤭🤭🤭

Once she was done you were all allowed to go and pick your pottery, and once again you felt Mason brush up besides you as you looked for something to paint. LINGERING TOUCHES IN PUBLICCCCC 🤭

In the end you picked up a mug, wanting to paint Mason something too and then a mug for yourself before joining the girls. Sitting and gossiping as you let your creative juices flow and even though you were trying your hardest to paint something nice for Mason your lines were all wobbly and you thought it looked silly but you hoped it liked it. SHE MADE A MUG FOR HIM, AND THIS IS GOING TO BECOME HIS FAVOURITE MUG I KNOW THIS

‘That's pretty’ Mason smiled, taking up the seat next to you. ‘The mugs not too bad either’ HE DID NOT🤭🤭🤭🤭

‘Of course not’ you laughed, nodding your head to the side and you watched his eyes light up at the Spider-Man mug you’d painted for him. ‘I know it’s not great but I thought it might look good on your mug tree I got you’ you laughed, referring to the one you’d got him as a house warming gift and you watched his eyes soften as they flickered back between you and the mug. SHE MADE HIM A SPIDERMAN MUG??? DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY NOW?

‘It’s for your bakery. Thought it might look nicer than the coffee jar you’ve got sat by the till’ he laughed and your heart melted instantly. HE DID NOT, OMG THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING IVE EVER READ BABY

‘Oh Mase’ you laughed. Dropping your brush and pulling him in for a hug and he held you back just as tightly. Tucking his head into your neck as he was a little shy and your heart thumped at how lovely he had been. HONESTLY? CRYING

He was still in the kitchen grabbing himself a drink, promising to follow you outside shortly to join you and with a quick, sneaky pinch to his bum you took the few steps from the kitchen to outside. NAUGHTYYYY

I HATE BEN, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED HER FEAR IN THE POOL SCENE???? OMG PERFECTION

‘It’s okay, you’re safe now. I’ve got you, yeah? I promise it’s alright’ OUR SAVIOUR

‘Y/n I-‘ Ben started from behind you but Mason was quick to cut him off for you. NOT NOW, SHUT UP

‘Can we just go inside’ you whispered through your tears and without so much a look in Bens direction, Mason lead you into the kitchen and away from everyone else before picking you up by your thighs and placing you on the counter. OH MY LITTLE GIRL

Once you were calm again you pulled back to look at him, a soft concerned expression on his face as he placed a soft kiss to your forehead and you couldn’t ignore the goosebumps that traveled over your arms at the gesture. His touch was grounding you more than you thought it would but the feel of his lips on your skin made you feel even better. HIS TOUCH OS CALMING HERRR🚨🚨🚨🚨

‘Y/n’ he sighed, but you could tell there was smile behind his voice as he slightly scolded you. ‘You need to tell me things like that. How am I supposed to look after you if I don’t know?’ I GASPED

‘Good’ he laughed before dropping his head to press a light kiss to your lips. OMG OMG OMG RULES MASONNNNN

You froze, that’s against the rules being your first thought but he didn’t seem to be reacting in any way so you kept your cool and acted like what he’d just done was normal even though it was anything but. IT IS NORMAL 😌😌😌😌

THEY ARE GOING OUTTTT

He was dressed in shorts and a tank, clearly throwing his own outfit together pretty hastily but looking at him still made your knees weak. The fact he’d have his tattoos on show for you today too made your tummy flip so when he held out his hand you took it straight away before he led you outside and thankfully you didn’t see anyone on the way out. Following Mason with your head down and once you were out he steered you towards the main town. I SCREAMED, HE TOOK HER HAND🥺🥺🥺

‘Whenever me and my family go away we get each other a magnet’ he told you, head motioning inside one of the tourist shops at a giant wall of magnets. ‘You go in here, I’ll go into the shop opposite and we can buy each other one. You know, one that reminds us of the other’ he explained but your silence made his face falter. ‘Or if that’s weird we can just-‘ YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT A COUPLE CODED THING

OH CARLY 🥺🥺🥺🥺 MY FAVOURITE BESTIE

You met him outside where he was looking at you with a cheeky smile before quickly swapping the little paper bags they were hidden in, both bursting into fits of giggles when you saw you’d bought each other the same one. THEY DID NOT

‘You fancy a walk on the beach? We can stay away from the water if you want’ he smiled but you just laughed and took his outstretched hand. Walking along the shore as he intwinted his fingers with yours. AHHAHAHAH SILLY

It all felt so surreal, getting caught up in the moment even though you know you shouldn’t have, but the way he was acting so soft and caring with you made your heart flutter and you had to remind yourself often that he was still just your friend. JUST, PFF....

He stopped suddenly, pulling his phone out his his pocket before seemingly trying to take a picture of the sand in front of you and you were confused as to what he was doing until he threw a peace sign up in the air, looking down to see his shadow on the sand so you joined in as he took a few more. Both giggling away until he placed his arm around your waist and pulled you flush against his side before popping a kiss on your forehead and snapping a picture. THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE NOT COUPLE IN THIS WORLD OMG

You looked up at him carefully, his bright eyes looking down into yours and the urge to kiss him was stronger than ever. He beat you to it though, planting another illegal kiss on your lips softly before taking your hand again so you could carry on walking. ANOTHER ONEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA

‘Don’t be silly, I’d rather hang out with you anyway. I was thinking, maybe we could grab some dinner out? Unless you wanna go back, we can do that too’ he told you, rushing at the end like he thought he’d overstepped but you were enjoying your alone time with him so you sent him a reassuring smile. THE FACT THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO SCARE HER SO HE IMMEDIATELY GAVE HER AN OPTION B

‘I mean I think you look great but whatever you want’ he winked, squeezing your sides playfully. I SCREAMED

THEIR LITTLE MOMENT AT THE BEACH??? OMG

‘You deserve to be happy too’ you told him, moving your shoulders round slightly so you could look at him and you almost melted when his hand came to rest on your cheek so he could stroke it gently. THIS??? HE IS HAPPY WOTH YOUUUU

‘I think so too’ you whispered, your smile mirroring his as he continued to gently stroke your cheek. ‘Though I miss having you around’‘I miss you too’ he smiled THEY MISS EACH OTHER

‘Your cake’s obviously’ he laughed, making you roll your eyes playfully as you looked away from him but he was quick to hold you closer and scatter kisses on top of your head until you looked back. ‘I’m kidding. It’s mostly you’ I WOULD MISS HER CAKES TOO

SHE KISSED HIMMMMMM

Kissing Mason like this made you feel giddy. You were breaking every rule in the book but there was no intent behind it, just two people showing the other how they felt and you hope Mason could tell how much you appreciated him for everything I'M SCREAMING

‘You don’t have to thank me or repay me’🤭🤭🤭🤭

‘Well do you send me cakes a lot’ he winked, ‘and you're always there for my games, good times and bad you're by my side so I appreciate you too. More than you know’ he told you softly. A warm fuzzy feeling spreading over your skin and you didn’t have the confidence to look at him anymore so you faced forward as the pair of you snuggled closer and listened to the sound of the waves crashing on the shore. I'M SO IN LOVE

‘Shall we head back? You’re starting to get cold and I don’t have anything for you’ Mason asked after a little while and even though you were content in his arms you knew it was getting late and you’d have to head back soon so you begrudgingly nodded. THE CARE HE HAS

‘You wanna come in here for a bit?’ He asked, making you raise your brows at him suggestively but he was quick to settle you. ‘Nothing like that, I just thought we could hang out for a bit. Watch a movie before bed?’ OHHHHH

‘Yeah I just… I don’t wanna leave you yet like it feels weird to me’‘It feels weird to me too’ you admitted shyly and your heart stuttered at his soft smile. ‘Listen, I’m just gonna have a quick shower, get changed and run upstairs for a water. You want me to get you anything?’ I FELT THIS IN MY BELLY OMG

After your shower you found one of your nicer sets of pjs and you made your way upstairs but the sight in front of you made guilt rush through you. There was Ben, his face sat propped up on his fists as he leant against the counter and you could see how miserable he looked just from a glance. THERE HE IS😒😒😒😒

Without another word you made your way over to him, touching his shoulder so he’d turn a bit before pulling him into your arms. You felt him relax immediately as he held you tightly and you rubbed his back gently hoping to let him know everything was fine between you. SHE IS CUTE

‘It’s fine I deserved a telling off’ he smiled shyly and you couldn’t help but let out a small laugh. ‘You promise you’re alright?’ ILL FORGIVE HIM

‘Well if you fancy a lesson I can try and teach you. We can call it part of my apology’ he offered and even though you were petrified you wanted to do something to make him feel better. SILLY

‘You too’ you smiled and with a quick kiss to your cheek you both made your separate ways to your rooms. You didn’t bother knocking when you got to Mason's room, walking in so you could drop the snacks and drinks straight onto the bed but after you’d shut the door and finally caught sight of him, your mouth went dry. YEAH JUST A MOVIE

It was a comfortable silence, but then again you were always comfortable around Mason. The pair of you munching your way through your snacks as you absentmindedly watched the film that was on until you felt him reach for his phone. Tapping away for a few minutes before he placed it back on the bed until you felt your own phone buzz on the side table. THE PICSSSS

YOU ALREADY KNOW I LOVE THE PICS YOU CHOSE FOR THE AIRDROP

‘Just some pictures I’ve taken this week that I thought you might like’ he told you. Trying to shrug it off but you knew he knew what he’d done was special to you. ‘I thought maybe you could use some for your daily instagram dumps you seem to love. Do you like them?’ SCREAMINGGGG

‘That's okay. I know the others were constantly asking the boys to take pictures and I didn’t want you left out. I’ve kept a few for myself though’ he teased. Making you laugh as you looked back up at him. OMG AHAHHAHAH

‘Don’t be silly, stay here tonight’ THEY SHARED A BED, AND THEY WERENT IN THE BED CAUSE OF SEX🚨🚨🚨🚨

‘Sorry, Mase. I didn’t mean to wake you’ you whispered, crawling back into his arms but you let him spoon you this time, smiling at the feel of his arms around you and his lips pressed to the base of your neck. I'M NOT FEELING GOOD

THIS WAS SOFT AND LAZY SEX🚨🚨 OMG

The pair of you didn’t move, Mason just feeling heavier and heavier as he sunk into you even more. Falling straight back to sleep so you joined him knowing you’d hadn’t felt this content in the longest time. MY BABIESSSSS

OMG

I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM??? LIKE??? THEY'RE A COUPLE CLEARLY

THE MUGS PART WAS SO SWEET🥺🥺 AND THE FACT THAG THEY MADE SOMETHING THAT REMINDED THEM OF EACH OTHER???

THEN THE MOMENT WITH BEN? OMG I HATED HIM SO MUCHHH

BUT OUR SAVIOUR MOUNT CAME TO SAVE HIS GIRL

THEIR DAY TOGETHER???? BABIESSSSS

AND THEN BEN APOLOGISING 🥺 HE WAS CUTE

THEM SLEEPINGGG IN THE SAME BEDDDDD

AMD THE LAZY SEXXXXX AAAAAAA

THEY BROKE A LOT OF RULES KN THIS ONEEEEE

ALL THOSE KISSES🥺🥺🥺🥺

I LOVED ITTT

OMG

WEDNESDAY IS SOOOO FAR AWAYYYYYY

I CAN'T WAITTT

BUT ILL MISS THEM ONCE ITS DONEEEE

THAT WAS PERFECT BESTIE, I LOVED AND FELT EVERY EMOTION THEY FELT🥺

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS PERFECT WORLD WITH US🩷🩷🩷🩷 ITS AN HONOUR BEING ABLE TO READ IT

MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT POSTING

They’re so in love 😭 but all the kisses make up for it I think 🤭

And yes a lot of rules have been broken but it’s okay 😩

[molluskmirage]

tips and tricks I have learned in my 9 years of being mostly bedridden from ME/CFS

the first 5 years of illness was a battle and hellscape I physically dont have the capacity to process emotionally and if thats were your at as well your incredible friend, I have finally managed to get security payments and a place to live (much to be desired but its way way away from the dire circumstances I was under for years. my heart goes out to those in situations I was in)

Tip number 1:

-reframing and restructuring my goals and expectations

I was able to do this by saying that sick me is different then able bodied me. Sick me is accomplished for each day they make it to the next day. It also comes from recognizing the ‘idols’ or those that came before me in my same position and looking up to them and gleaning their knowledge. Jessica Kellegren-Fozard has been this idol for me. She goes about life with grace, love and wonder and has taught me alot on how to navigate a disabled life and to love it and have fun with it.

tip 2:

-discovering what limits my body has and keeping within those parameters (no matter how pitiful or limited it may feel) staying inside the limits means I can do more overall and refrain from boom and bust crashes

tip 3:

-REST DAYS. what an abled bodied person can accomplish in a day I might be able to do in a week. Do something one day then the next day rest. Rinse and repeat.

tip 4:

-if you ignored rest days or simply find yourself in a crash the adrenaline kick you get that makes you feel like you have energy and should do something is a trap, rest. Rest day for you! If you’ve rested and rested and rested and feel the worst youve ever felt and so hopeless that youll never return to even your base line that is the day before you are actually getting better, keep resting and cheer yourself on and comfort yourself your doing amazing.

tip 5:

-get any aid device you feel you need, (even if you feel like well maybe I dont need it maybe im just exaggerating. No. If it’s reasonably priced or you can get it through other means do. Aids are great) I love my cane. I love my rollater. Love my eyemask. Love my eyepatch. Love my shower stool. Love my sunglasses. Love my stand that holds my phone. Love my medicine bag. Love my trays that hold my miscellaneous aid tools. Love my humidifier and heater. Love my weighted blanket. Love my fidget toys and my kalimba. Would love to see if an oxygen tank might help not sure on how to go about that yet and would love a wheelchair but would need a motorized one and cant afford it (also for me I wouldn’t be able to use it much because i cant sit up for long)

tip 6:

-drinking electrolytes after my roughly weekly shower. This was a game changer for me really helped recovery rest day. Coconut water, lemon juice, gatorade, salt water, all good choices.

tip 7:

-celebrating my accomplishments. I choose to do this on the ‘birth’ of my sick self. The date of my illness was very clear and its a date I wont forget so why not make it a party to celebrate what Ive done throughout the year. Always when I approach this day I feel so down on myself because it often feels like I do literally nothing but lay in bed but when I actively go through the months and things I did on top of the victory of surviving another year I find Ive done much more then I give credit for and im so proud of myself.

tip 8:

-my weighted blanket is the greatest thing in the world. (This one may not apply for others as it can be rough to manage the heft but for me whose been an insomniac my entire life this absolutely changed my life and I can not sleep any other way, I feel like a door to door ((floor to floor)) salesman because all I want to do is share the good news)

tip 9:

-gaming has made a big impact for my social and emotional health and im very pleased and surprised by how much it has a positive effect. Very fortunately I was able to buy a device for a form fitting keypad and mouse its really great and made gaming possible with less pain.

tip 10:

-Keep a few food bars/snacks by bed.

this concludes my list off the top of my head. my eyes are getting tired now so I shall rest. Rest well other chronically ill friends!

[sunarintoes]

Pretty Setter Squad Boyfriend Headcanons

part one can be found here II wc: 2.4k II includes: kageyama, suga, kenma, akaashi, semi and oikawa II atsumu and shirabu 

rewriting because i cringe at the old hcs 😭

✗ Kagggggsss

✗ The emotionally constipated blueberry <3 oh yeahh 😎

✗ Okay well first off he can barely process his emotions (*cough* evidently *cough*)

✗ When you two first started going out he was quite shy and unsure of what to do so you may have had to guide him a bit, but if youre equally shy then it just would have taken longer to get to where you are now; oh and if that was the case it probably took some random burst of energy/confidence from either one of you to make the first move. 

✗ He will buy you milk but uf you hate it (like me 🤢) he will buy you another drink - like juice :D

✗ I dont think he will be the most affectionate, it’s not his love language - and neither are words haHAH. His love language is most likely quality time and gift giving.

✗ He does like to cuddle though 😳

✗ In fact he really likes to :D his favourite is when youre sitting in his lap while he watches a volleyball game (at home - he hates pda). 

✗ This brings us to our next, short point. Kageyama absolutely despises pda, he just thinks its something meant for closed doors and he does not believe that he has to display his relationship for the whole world to ogle at. The most he will do is light hand holding - mostly just linking your pinkies though.

✗ When it comes to height he does not care if you're smaller or taller than him ← but bb, please don't tease him about his height if he’s shorter because he will blow a fuse.

✗ He alternates between small spoon and big spoon, kinda depending on his mood. 

✗ BOY O BOY does he get jealous. Uh please reign in your setter >:( 

✗ Its mostly due to the fact that he’s insecure about himself - he thinks you will leave him like everyone else (in middle school - yes, he is still traumatised from it.)

✗ When he does get jealous he might be snappy to the other person and glare at them or be snappy at you and glare at you. When this happens please give him space because he needs it to clear his head. When he feels better he will come up to you and hug you into his chest so that he can’t see your face and you cant see his, then he will mumble an apology.

✗ Ever since you two began to date he has practiced apologising and getting better at apologising, this is because his inability to admit to his own mistakes was a sour patch in your relationship that almost ended it but he really did not want to lose you so he sucked up his pride and worked on what he had to; of course you also worked in what you had to. God I love character development 😩

✗ Dates are mostly at home dates or dates revolving around volleyball. If you're not into volleyball, Kageyama would not date you, it's something he is so passionate about and loves with every breath he takes (like you) and he refuses to compromise one love for the other. 

✗ ooooh he likes arcade dates a well! He thrives in a competitive environment. If you're not competitive and don't want to compete against him then he’ll compete for you - against the machines lol. Of course you play as well! But i doubt youre as competitive as this blueberry, and if you are - well i guess at the end of the day youll both be stacked in tokens 🤠

✗ Sugawara my beloved <33

✗ He. Is. So. Affectionate! 

✗ Mans loves skin on skin contact ykwim?

✗ He is down for pda and does not care what others think - only what you think <3. 

✗ I mean he might make out with you in public if you ask nicely 

✗ Dates are very fun with him, he’ll take you to cafes, to amusement parks, to carnivals, to movies and all the like. He’s a cliche lover and he’s proud of it.

✗ Your first kiss happened on New Years Eve/Day. The two of you sat on the roof of his house and watched as the fireworks lit up the starry sky of Miyagi and chanted the count down together. The second ‘one’ left your lips he grabbed your face (softly!!) and pulled you in to crash his lips against yours. 

✗ Suga loves to cuddle, preferably face to face because he just thinks you're the most beautiful person in the world. 

✗ He is not the most jealous person, he definitely does get jealous but never of strangers. It's more when his close friends or your close friends get a bit too comfortable if that makes sense? He normally plays it off with humour and messes around because he acknowledges that he is insecure and that it is most likely him thinking of the worst case scenario; however if he really does start to worry and get jealous then he will sit you down and talk about it with you. To him, communication is key. 

✗ Ngl Kenma is definitely in my top 3 favourites. 

✗ I may or may not be a Kenma kinnie 😳🙈

✗ i love my non-toxic gamer boy <33 anywho: no matter what ANYONE says, kenma is definitely affectionate. In fact I'd say he’s one of the most affectionate boyfriends. As we all know, he is shy and introverted but he likes to hang around and spend time with people he likes. He also talks a lot to them. So I hc that he’s a bit of a chatterbox with you and it makes him really happy when you let him talk about a game or a theory he has. He’s a great listener so you can count on him to pay attention to what you say.

✗ if you didn't already have one, he bought you a switch. He loves video game dates especially when he can't see you in person (*cough* lockdown *cough*) 

✗ he loves when you sit on his lap when he plays video games. I know everyone talks about sitting on their partner’s lap as some sexual thing and yeah that can happen but most of the time he’s really soft with you and just enjoys being close to you. Loves when you cuddle into him while he plays so that he can place his head on yours or your shoulder. 

✗ i think he is a bit shy when it comes to kisses but definitely warms up after a while. He absolutely refuses to sleep if he doesnt get your goodnight kisses. He loves to kiss you on your nose and your cheeks the most. He loves when you kiss him on the forehead and the nose <3

✗ kenma is not one for pda, it's just not his vibe. He prefers intimacy and privacy; his relationship is not a movie for the world to watch and gawk at. Especially timeskip!kenma. Though that does not mean he wont ever show you skinship in public, occasionally he will softly hold your hand and maybe press a light kiss to your cheek. 

✗ in terms of jealousy, he is moderate. Kenma, as we all know, has incredible people reading skills, so he understands the situation pretty clearly and knows when you’re uncomfortable/what you think of the situation. Most of the time you can deal with the unwanted attention and he doesnt get jealous, but he does get insecure. He shows this by going quiet and looking away when you look at him, you can cure this by giving him hugs when you get home. 

✗ Akaashi my beloved <3 he’s so pretty i can't even-

✗ ugh! Just imagine him in a dark/light academia aesthetic. 

✗ perfection. 

✗ akaashi is the sweetest most attentive boyfriend, he loves you to pieces and never fails to let you know. He tells you he loves you every morning and every night. He probably makes meals for you and leaves notes in that have a sweet comment like “i love you, you're the best <3” 

✗ he love back hugging you BUT also receiving back hugs 🥺✨

✗ akaashi is a booknerd and an introvert. Please cuddle up to him and let him read his book to you. 

✗ there are only 2 things that can restore his social battery: sleeping and you.

✗ which means he wants cuddles when he’s tired 😊

✗ he is not jealous. He just doesn't get jealous, maybe annoyed if the third party is being a bit too pushy and you're clearly uncomfortable, but he just never feels jealous. No matter how hard you may try to make him jealous (plz dont cause that's kinda toxic imo) he just won't feel that way.

✗ definitely the ‘mom/dad’ as he carries sinister, pads, bandaids → a whole first aid kit basically, everywhere. Bb must be prepared. 

✗ dates are so sweet with him, cute niche cafes and dimly lit libraries. Maybe the occasional abandoned building. He loves spending time with you, so really he's happiest whenever he’s with you; having coffee at McDonalds or a niche cafe won't change anything. 

✗ he’s hard to pinpoint for pda. I feel like he’s indifferent about it. He probably prefers to keep it indoors or to just small and sweet gestures (no making out in public sorry-). It definitely comes down to your preferences, if you don't like it then he won't and vice versa.

✗ semi semi semi semi semi semi

✗ omg mr musician 

✗ he definitely plays guitar - lead guitar and bass guitar. 

✗ skilled fingies for sure 😗

✗ boy why are musicians so hot???? 😫😫😫💦💦

✗ he writes songs about you. Semsem has a bit of trouble saying exactly how he feels, so he writes it and sings it to you with a small little smile and eyes full of love. 

✗ off topic but Semu has the best music taste in haikyuu

✗ he loves hugs so much <33 please hug and cuddle with him 24/7

✗ very affectionate, he’s always touching you someway. Loves kissing your forehead. 

✗ he is jealous. Yeah definitely. He writes songs about being jealous 🗿 not that you mind of course ‘cause they're bangers. I think he might get snappy when he’s jealous, not directly at you but at the other person. He definitely gets a bit bitchy. Sometimes he acts that way to you so you've just gotta slap some sense into him. Say something like “what's your problem?” or “tell me what your problem is so i can help fix it.” ← that's probably the best thing to say. 

✗ afterwards he’ll just snuggle with you until he feels better. 

✗ he asks for your opinion about his songs all the time, please be honest (but also praise them if you like them lol)

✗ he takes you to niche spots he finds, like hidden concerts and stuff. Loves when you come to his gigs <3 oh and when you scream for him (in more ways than one). 

✗ dates are cute and fun. Mostly walking around together → carnivals, main street, farmers market. Those kind of things. 

✗ when it comes to pda he loves it. Loves being able to show the world who his s/o is. If you don't like it then he will tone it down and only do what you’re comfortable with. If you're also into pda then he will happily make out with you anywhere (you're one of THOSE couples 🤢 /j) 

✗ all round best boyfie <3

✗ oikawa 😳 have i told y'all how much i love him? Oikawa is the best written character, no cap, he is so complex and real it's crazy. It's so fun to write about him because you can pick him apart, you know his flaws, his weaknesses, his nightmares but also his strengths and dreams. Anywho i'll stop ranting now but i just love writing for such a perfectly imperfect character-

✗ he puts up a cocky exterior but thats all false. He's as scared as you are, he's scared that you'll leave him like his exes because of how obsessed and focused he is on volleyball. However he is a changed man, he's learned to balance his priorities. If you ever feel like you're being sidelined please communicate with him. 

✗ he values communication above all else and wants nothing more in a partner than for them to also value communication.

✗ back to the point → if you feel insecure of your relationship and that volleyball is taking too much of his attention let him know. He will change that. To an extent → he may have an important game coming up which is why he is focusing more, but he will always find time for you. 

✗ he never forgets to text you good morning and good night. He also sends you wholesome memes and makes sure you're taking care of yourself - they're like reminders for him to also take care of himself. 

✗ he is both jealous and insecure. Everyone who gets too close to you or spends a lot of time with you, he is jealous of. Jealous because he wishes he could spend more time with you but he knows he can't - not without jeopardising his volleyball career. He's also insecure, because he knows you could just leave him for a more fulfilling, more attentive, more balanced relationship. You know that too, I mean, of course you could leave him but no one would be as good as him. No one could match up to your beautifully flawed boyfriend.

✗ he is affectionate, very, very affectionate. He loves you so much. And because he spends so much time on volleyball, anytime with you he's touching you - memorizing every dint, every curve, everything about you so that he won't ever forget. 

✗ Oikawa has trouble sleeping unless he's with you, he wants to sling to you in his sleep and be grounded and remember that he is loved and cherished and appreciated y'know?

✗ pda is not an issue for him. He doesn't care what anyone else says or thinks :P in this relationship the only opinions that matter are his and your’s. Tell him you're uncomfortable with something and he won't do it, and vice versa. But otherwise, like Semi, he won't mind having a good makeout session with you in the middle of the street ;)

[emetkoto]

a heem heem... whimper (🤥😭☕️ annnd 🍰 for eme and k'oto?)

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

K'oto is usually a pretty open person so when he does have to lie he's kind of. pathetic! He has a really hard time controlling his like. ody language? His ears drooping or tail swishing and stuff like that..he be like "no" but his tail is wagging and his ears wiggling like who do you think youre fooling idiot!! its a miracle nobody figured out he was in love with emet selch sooner literally if they had just asked his body wouldve told the truth, kind of an oversight on their part. except yshtola she did ask but its not like she even needed to see to be able to tell smh

Eme is a little better if only bc her ears don't emote and her tail is too short to give any sort of tell unless you're looking right at it but she is kind of awkward and not good at making eye contact when she's lying so it's still pretty easy to tell, literally that scene from cloudy with a chance of meatballs where the dad is like "look me in the eyes and tell me that again" and the guy just fucking cant thats her

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

K'oto has cried very few times in the story I can count it on my hands probably. Haurchefant. Estinien waking up at the end of HW. Probably once or twice during SB bc going home to doma and seeing the absolute state of everything was a nightmare. DYING GASP. Elpis. Having his memories restored by Hydealyn. Ultima Thule Estinien and G'raha. The Big One. so I'd say he's not much for crying unless it comes to like. extreme tragedy and things happening to the people he loves </3

Eme is. a pretty average crier I'd say? whatever that means honestly i know i said it but hgsjsd....she tends to cry when she's frustrated and will also tear up at cute/sweet things <3 she is very weak to romance stuff so whenever Urianger whips out some big show of affection she is absolutely going to be bringing the waterworks :)

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

K'oto is not big on hot drinks at all...he may partake in hot tea if offered as a polite thing but he wont go out of his way to get it and coffee is just out of the question no matter how its made he can't stand it, it makes him feel sick and jumpy! He's a big fan of fruit juices and such, esp the tropical type stuff they have out in costa del sol

Eme loves hot tea! Esp more flowery tasting ones :) She's from Thavnair so she's had all kinds of fancy and exotic blends, it was a big bonding point for her and Urianger early on bc they would just make each other their favorite types of tea and enjoy it together <3 She is more into coffee than K'oto but its still not her favorite, she just isn't a fan really

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

K'oto likes angel food cake, usually with pineapple or coconut <3 he does not like chocolate cake at all and people give him so much hell about it as they damn well should, get his ass!!! he honestly cant eat a cake without some kind of fruit on it either, nerd

Eme likes all cake except for carrot cake and go ahead. tell her she should like it because shes a rabbit. youll get those big strong legs directly to the face <3 she is kinda picky about icing, she prefers lighter softer tasting stuff like whipped over the thicker super sweet stuff like buttercream

[creacherkeeper]

im certainly no health expert or anything but these are just a few basic things ive picked up on over the years that have helped me feel a lot better 

if youre tempted to skip breakfast a lot, just shift all your meals later. its a lot better to have breakfast at noon, lunch at 4, and dinner at 9 than it is to have fewer meals 

set regular times where you drink something. if youre bad about remembering to drink, its a lot easier to get into the habit of having a glass of water Every Day right when you wake up, then another one right after lunch, then another when you feed the dog, etc etc 

some meds work better with or without food, so do research to figure out which works better for you and stick to that. i find my meds are much more effective if i drink a full glass of water and have a light snack. unless otherwise specified you should probably be having a full glass of water with your meds (not juice or soda and def not alcohol (no judgement. ive been there. but your meds wont work)). avoid foods with citric acid or that are very fatty, because they can soak up or neutralize meds 

if youre not good at drinking enough water, or if you drink plenty of water but still feel thirsty, replace some of it with milk, juice, or sports drinks. from some things ive seen, water isnt actually the very best thing to hydrate you 

if you have a caffeinated beverage, drink an equal amount of non caffeinated right before or after (same goes for alcohol)  

if you dont spend a lot of time outside or it isnt very sunny, vitamin D pills really do wonders for keeping me clear and alert all day. i take mine every day at 3pm and i only have to have one glass of not-strong caffeine in the morning and i feel great all day (after having a lifetime of grogginess). youll have to figure out when the best time for you to take it is (i sleep in late and eat late so i take it around lunch) but when i took it in the morning i would crash really hard in the afternoon. i havent had that problem at all since shifting it 

if youre feeling really fuzzy and have a small headache, get some electrolytes in you. i usually go for half a bottle of gatorade or a pickle. i never throw out the pickle juice because even a few sips of that can help (but avoid a ton because there’s so much salt) 

on that note, some medical conditions require you to eat more salt. if you have something like POTS or EDS you need a much higher salt to water ratio. if you exercise a lot or live in a hot place where youre sweating you need more salt too. one symptom is irregular heartbeat so if your heart is feeling a little funny try eating something salty 

eating more smaller meals makes me feel a lot better than fewer big meals 

even a few bites of something is better than skipping. dont feel bad about just eating straight (edible) ingredients if you dont have the spoons to actually prepare something. just get food in your body, even if its just a slice of bread and a cheese stick. yes, even eating chips or a cookie is better than skipping a meal 

spicy food helps pain from inflammation and congestion. if you can tolerate it, eating something spicy when you have a cold can really help

again im not really a health expert or anything, these are just very basic tips learned from my own research and experience. i was like chronically unhealthy for a very long time but these things have helped me feel a lot better. if any of these things are just like factually incorrect feel free to add on to the post, but th/nspo or diet people will be blocked on sight 

[leossmoonn]

hii congrats on 1.4k!! can i request 🔮 for male marauders and golden trio era? my pronouns are she/her, i’m gryffindor, i laugh in situations i shouldn’t be laughing at, i’m very friendly and i act the same around a person i know for 5 minutes and a person i know for years, i’m loud when talking, i’m too kind for my own sake, i get annoyed easily but everyone says i’m funny then, i get nervous easily especially around a person i like and i get especially loud then, i love nature and swimming and i love dancing but i’m really bad at it,, thank you!!

thank you so much! yes yes of course!

male marauders ship - james potter

when james first heard your laugh, he immediately fell in love. he was in detention and had heard your laugh from outside the classroom. you were walking through the halls w marlene and dorcas as you all had a free period. james turned his head and fell even more as he saw your face. he then realised it was you, gryffindor prefect and top of all your classes. sirius had always thought you were a know-it-all, but james thought you were funny and pretty and he was determined to get to know you better.

so after detention, he went to his house to find you. luckily, you were studying w remus and lily. he walked up to you all suave and gave you a little smirk, to which you reacted by just staring at him while sweating profusely. little did he know, you also liked him. but ofc he didnt know that, not yet, so his smile faltered and he gave you a warm, polite smile instead and said “hi, y/n. i’m james potter. we have potions and DADA together.” he held his hand out for you to shake and you stared at it for a good few seconds before laughing. youre like “y-you, you know my name? ohmygod, haha- WOW. s-sorry, i-i’m not usually this um, giggly. HAHA” and james just grins and says “no worries love. do you mind accompanying to hogsmeade this weekend” and youre like “… alright…” and james is sooo happy hehe. “it’s a date!” he exclaimed before running up to his dorm to find sirius to tell him the good news. the wait for the weekend was painful for both of you, but def worth it.

you met him at the gates, looking beautiful as usual. james complimented you like 100 timed in the first 5 minutes, you were grinning like a child who just got their christmas wish. you two strolled around the town, james ending up buying everything for you 💀. you open up to him pretty quickly and you two bounce from topic to topic seamlessly. at the end of the night, you two were at hog’s head and (ik this sounds like a muggle thing but shhh) they had karaoke night and lily and remus sung a duet, to which james pulled you up from your seat in surprise. at first you're confused and are like "wth???" and james is like "dance with me, darling!" and you're like "HAHA NO" and james frowns and asks why and you pull him close and say "i'm horrible at dancing, james. althought i will admit, i love it," you chuckle. and james is like "perfect! here, i'll teach you, m'kay?" and you're not so sure but yk james won't let up so you follow him to the dance floor.

he puts your arms around his neck and he puts his hands on the middle of your back, not too high, not too low, and you two start dancing. james at first is impressed and is like "you're not half bad, l/n." but he's spoken too soon bc you then begin to step on his feet as you two sway faster. and he's like "OW OW OW!" and you pull away from him and is like "ah im so sorry. i didn't mean to :((" and he just shrugs, "it's alright. no worries. here, lemme teach you". and he takes you in his arms again. "just follow my lead, okay. relax and just feel the music. if you panic, just stop, look at my feet, and regroup, m'kay?" and you nod tentatively and he smiles and you two start swaying. for the first 3 minutes, your eyes are at his feet, watching his and making sure you don't trip again and hurt his toes. and a few minutes later, you are dancing like a pro! (you step on his feet still... but only a few times so its not that bad hehe).

male golden trio ship - fred weasley

fred made smth blow up in hagrid's face (bless his soul) and the whole class went silent except for you. fred and george were laughing, but they were keeping it quiet while you were literally honking. your whole face gets hot with embarrassment as you realise you're the only one laughing and everyone is staring at you. you look down in shame at your desk as you feel everyone's judging eyes on you. well, not everyone is judging hehe. hargrid ends up taking 15 points from your house, 10 for the prank, 5 for you laughing (oops...). hagrid continues class and everyone goes back to paying attention to him except for fred. he's staring at you the whollleeee time.

you're two grades below him (u two are 5th and 7th year but ill age u up to 16 instead of 15 since he’s 17:)) so honestly he's never really noticed you outside of the common room before. you are friends w ron tho so ofc he knows of you and has seen you around the school, but he's never really paid attention to you before until now. and he glad he finally did because you are gorgeousss. after class, he ends up approaching you and ofc you're starstruck bc your best friend's cool, funny, hot older brother is talking to you.

he's like "i noticed you were laughing at my prank. you think that was funny?" and his tone kinda makes you scared bc he's really serious, but you end up nodding really slowly. his serious face breaks into a happy one as he says "great! at least someone was amused. say, you're friends with my baby brother, right?" he asks. and you're like "um... yeah..." and he says "great! well, why don't you take a break from hanging out w my loser brother and hang out w me tonight? george and i are planning a few more pranks." your jaw drops to the mf floor and youre like “uh. um yeah… s-sure” and fred’s like “😁😁😁 GREAT. see u then, l/n!” and your heart goes 🦋🦋🦋 and youre like “alright.. see you then”

so like you tell your friends, harry ron and hermione, abt your plans and harry is like “cool cool. tell us how it goes!” and hermione and you are giggling abt you hanging out w a boy two years up from you. and ron’s like “yeah whateva. have fun ig🙄” and hes just jealous bc his cool olders brothers are stealing his best friend but you reassure him you’re still his bff and youll hang out w him after/the next day. A

NYWAYS so it comes time and you step into the common room, confused as there was no one there. so you go and sit on the couch to wait but as you sit down, fred’s face immediately emerges from nowhere and you literally trip over and fall into him (which youre freaked out bc you cant see his body) but the invisibility cloak drops and he puts his arms around you quickly and holds you up just as your abt to fall. and your faces are literally like millimeters apart. and you think youre abt to kiss but fred pulls away and helps stabilize you before grabbing his cloak. youre like all shy again and he just smiles and says hello and sits down in the couch. you follow him in suit and he explains what the invisibility cloak is. then he gets out all his toys and prank stuff and you’re honestly really interested and you even give him ideas for new pranks and yk he likes you like 1000 times more hehe.

you two end up talking for a few hours and you emerge out of your shell and fred is very happy bc he now sees like the real you. a few hours later and your curled up on the couch, head on his shoulder and youre about to fall asleep (super romantic). fred then mentions george and youre like “oh wait. how come he isnt here?” and fred’s like “hes w angelina. his gf” and youre like “oooh” and then you boldly ask “do you have a gf” and you lift your head up from his shoulder and your face is so close to his, not as close as before, but you can feel his breath on your lips. and he looks you in the eyes and is like “no” and youre like “do you like anyone?” and as he speaks he looks down at your lips, “yeah. i think i do” and you think you know its you bc well like, how can you not in this moment. and youre like “who?” and hes like “you” AND THEN (im sorry this shit is so long but im living the dream) he leans in and your lips touch and you kiss and its all 😍🦋😏😁😋😩🥰🤩😽👻. lol anyways you pull away and are like 😳 and fred is like 😏 “ill see u tmrw right?” and youre like “y-yeah…” and you watch as he stood up and collects his stuff and leaves you. once you know hes gone, you stand up and start squealing and jumping around hehe and you run upstairs to tell hermione.

next morning, fred finds you at lunch and asks you point blank if you wanna be his gf and youre like “yes duh.” and you two then become official! so even tho fred is a prankster and is always carefree and stuff, he does have a compassionate side that comes out when he feels need be. hes so supportive too and he treats you like a mf queen. he’ll literally buy you anything and will do anything for you. he also plays jokes on u which you get him back and hes very impressed w your creativity and boldness.

so during breaks and summers, you visit the burrow and you two often hang out outside near the willow tree in their yard. you two also go swimming in the lake (let’s pretend its a big lake not a pond lol). its super nice and relaxing especially on like 90 degree days where you two are melting. you two always are splashing each other and laughing loudly. sometimes you two just cuddle and drink pumpkin juice and talk about what fred is gonna do now that he’s outta school. tbh youre afraid that once you go back to school and youre apart, youll grow apart, but fred always assure you two that you wont bc you two are soulmates <3

hope you enjoyed this!

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[pinkykitten]

Breakfast + Dancing

Overwatch

Gabriel Reyes x female! reader

Warning: lots of fluff youll die

Specifics: fluff, romance, comedy, race neutral reader, one-shot

People: gabriel reyes / reaper, widowmaker 

Words: 1,106

Requested: By @harrington-lover Hey I saw u write for Gabriel Reyes! I love him! Can I get a fic of the reader waking up and finding Gabriel cooking for her like he’s dancing/singing while doing it and being the beautiful Latino he is. Like a very fluffy morning and if u could can they also be recently engaged? Thanks so much

Authors Note: i loved this request so much because this is my life. my grandma used to wake up every saturday and play spanish music and dance while cleaning. i love hispanic music it makes me feel at home. to me gabriel is Puerto rican so this is him as that. i love being a latina and im glad someone requested this. 

Life was perfect. It was pristine and simple. You had everything you could ask for. 

You had him. 

The birds chirped outside as you laid against the soft mattress. Your breathing calm and collected, feeling at peace with the Saturday morning you were experiencing. Your eyes fluttered open and you rubbed off any drool you had from the sleep. Thinking about Gabriel, you patted his spot beside you thinking you would feel him except the spot was empty. There was no one laying there, yet it smelled of him still. He had this delicious smell. Everyday he would put his favorite cologne on. He knew how weak it made you so sometimes he would add a little extra just to get you going. You smiled at the smell, you did truly love this man with your whole being. 

All of a sudden music began to play. It was no hip hop, pop, this generation music, no it was his music. Moviendo las cadereas started to play loud on the speakers. You rolled your eyes. Every Saturday was like this! It was either him cooking or cleaning. Every time he said the same thing, “mi abuela (grandma) used to do this okay, it has passed down to me.”

Chuckling you threw the sheets off of you and planted your feet into your comfy, soft slippers. You were gonna kill this man!

“Gabriel!” You tried shouting over the music. You walked in on him with just sweatpants on and no shirt. He was shaking to the music. Dancing salsa, moving his butt with the beat. His dog tags slapping against his thick chest. His curls bouncing with each step he took. He stood by the stove cooking you breakfast. He held the spatula in his hand and pretended it was a microphone, singing, “ Moviendo la cadera, moviendo la cadera moviendo la cadera, moviendo la cadera, moviendo la cadera, moviendo la cadera.”

“Hey baby,” you called out to him. 

“Hey mami, what are you doing up?”

It took everything out of you not to burst out laughing seeing him dancing. You giggled and Gabriel raised a brow. “Are you making fun of me?”

You shook your head, “no its just...okay yeah I am. Your dancing!” You laughed, throwing your head back. Gabriel loved to see you smile and laugh. “Oh you mean this dancing?” He shook his hips as he danced to you. 

“No Gabriel, no!” You tried running away. Gabriel wrapped his arms around you. 

“A la derecha, a la izquierda a la derecha, a la izquierda a la derecha, a la izquierda”

He started to dance with you. You were okay at dancing salsa since he taught you a while back but you were still learning. He twirled you around and kept his hands at your hip the whole time. “There you go baby, you’re doing it,” he encouraged you. His hands trailed lower and lower and you swatted them away, “keep the hands away from the merchandise.” Gabriel smirked and twirled you to sit at the table. Then he grabbed the cuban mop and started to dance with that, singing the lyrics to the object. You cackled at his silliness, clutching your stomach. 

The song finished and Gabriel kissed your lips out of breath. “What’d you think of that performance?”

You clapped your hands, “bravo! Bravo! Better than Amélie!”

Gabriel bowed and kissed atop your head. “I didn’t want you to wake up just yet though.”

“Oh was this supposed to be a surprise?”

Gabriel cooked your eggs just the way you liked them and nodded, “yeah it was.”

“I’m sorry,” you embraced him from behind as he cooked and kissed his back. You could feel the goosebumps that littered his skin at the contact. “Can you forgive me baby?”

Gabriel turned around, “of course mi corazon (my heart).” He gave a peck at your lips, but then deepened it, placing his strong, calloused hands on your cheeks. With a whisper Gabriel said, “I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” your nose scrunched as you kissed him again but then took notice of the smell. “Is something burning?”

Gabriel’s eyes widened and he turned around, “my maduritos!” Most of them were black (thats actually how i like them) but they were still edible. Gabriel placed them on the plate and looked disappointed, “I ruined your surprise.”

You felt so bad but wanted him to see that you didn’t think that. Your hand went to his face, against his cheek, “no my love, you didn’t ruin it. I love it still the same and I am so hungry.” Gabriel looked to you and saw your beaming smile. 

“How did I get such an amazing woman in my life?”

“I think your dancing is what caught my attention and made me fall for you,” you winked as you helped him set the table up.

“Oh and my cologne, don’t forget about that.”

You two situated yourselves and after Gabriel’s prayer started eating. He made you a complete Puerto Rican breakfast. Eggs, maduritos, pan sobao, oatmeal and to drink cafe con leche, and parcha (passion fruit) juice.

“What do you think mi princesa (my princess)?”

You were shoving all the food in your mouth that you couldn’t speak. You moaned. You were in heaven.

“Mi gordita linda.” (my beautiful fatty; ok so i know what ur thinking that sounds rlly mean well in latin culture that is actually like a joke and funny, i get called this all the time by my sisters and mom when i eat like crazy its just something funny and taken lighthearted if it is meant that way)

You lifted your slipper up and almost slapped his face but he put his hands up, “I surrender, I’m sorry.” He chuckled. 

“Thats what I thought.”

“How about mi pollito (my little chicken)?”

“Gabriel!”

“Okay, okay, okay I’m sorry, how about then nena (my baby)?”

“Thats better.”

As you picked up a piece of bread your ring glistened from the morning sun. Gabriel paused and got a good look at it and then you. This was his life. You were his and he was yours. That ring signified that soon, in marriage, you two would become one, husband and wife. It made his heart pound in excitement as he looked forward to the future with you. You made him happy, you made him smile, you were worth everything. His whole life would always be devoted to you, no matter what. You are his life. Gabriel grabbed your hand that carried the ring. He kissed the ring and grinned, “to my future, beautiful, wife.”

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[nonbinaryspacegoo]

god, i need to make a masterlist of Advice For The Kids cause like

i WAS the troubled kids

i struggled and i just wanna tell em its not so bad once you get out

uuuhhhh

listen, you can get a certificate in a job like truck driving, or crane operations, or garbage disposal, and make decent money off it with no high school degree leg alone uni

highschool is a nightmare and in a lot of ways doesnt matter and is way harder than The Real World TM, only reason adults say otherwise is that highschool is more controlled by adults. when youre an adult you have more control over your own life and its amazing

treasure your interests and hobbies because they are what make life worth living. they dont need to make money as long as they make you happy

listen. experiment. nothing matters. dye ur hair, wear the coolest clothes you own just to get groceries at 7:45pm. live your best life every minute.

if youre struggling to poop, drink some water and go for a lengthy walk, it'll loosen you up like a dream.

stretches stop you from getting stiff. "but im not stiff!" you say but trust me. it builds. one day your neck will hurt constantly and youll feel like youre 79 even though youre 22 and youll do a 5 minute stretching routine you found on youtube on a whim and jesus himself will give you a neck rub and you will praise the stretching gods. you have no idea.

listen. every city and almost every town has a shop that sells food thats past its best before date but is still good. FIND IT. it has good deals and saves food from the dumpster.

always sniff your milk before pouring or drinking

try growing your own fruits. find someone who already does and see if you can get your mitts on a clipping (ask first) as it has already stood the test of time. grow way more than you need and gift the excess to anyone and everyone, but especially neighbours, coworkers, and local low level staff (drs, pharmacists, waitresses, service workers). everyone will know you as that person who hands out fresh fruit and will have a soft spot for you.

befriend your local service workers. its a nice thing to do on principal, but if you need more convincing they can and will make your life way easier in small ways because they like you. do not ask for favours and thank them deeply and sincerely for any favours granted.

if youre sick with any kind of flu, boil some water, juice a lemon or four into a cup, add 2-6 teaspoons of pure honey into the mix and add water, drink it as hot as you can without burning yourself. drink it all day every day until youre better. the citrus kills the bugs while the honey soothes your pain and the hot water purifies you. trust me.

if someone is following you and youre feeling freaked, find a public spot and turn on them. if youre worried about seeming weird or paranoid 1. dont be and 2. if you want to check, walk in a wide, illogical circle and see if they follow. then lose your marbles. yell "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!" or "FUCK OFF" or even just bark-scream like a rabid dog. it draws attention and more than likely will scare the creep off.

listen. punching people feels scary if youve never punched someone. find a safe, consentual way to lunch someone (martial arts and self defence classes are good for this) and take a swing. understand exactly how much power your punch has. your fist isnt magic, its a fist. lunching someone can really hurt them but probably wont kill them. its hard to explain but yeah. know your own strength.

listen. find people you can cohabitate with and never let them go.

living with a bunch of people is the way to go. alone you can only just afford a tiny flat, but with some good friends you can live in a banging house with a rental split that comes out cheaper than your shitty apartment. example: 1 bedroom apartment with no yard - $150/wk, 4 bedroom house - $300/wk, add 3 pals minimum to the mix and thats $75/wk babey. plus you have a yard and can afford better internet and share streaming passwords.

try to find a few household chores you like doing and then find people who like different chores that you hate.

best way to do utensils and whatnot (cups, bowels, plates, cutlery, etc) is to have one for each person in the house and then one or two spares. this means that you have to wash up a smaller load and you don't get overwhelmed

try to do the washing up every day so the dishes dont pile up

try to wash your bedsheets once a week cause if you try to go by appearance or sensation it will only be when you lie on fresh sheets at someone elses house that you will realise your sheets are Solid with sweat and other body excretions and you will be disgusted with yourself and your surroundings

you can get a duster at kmart for like $3-5. get a super fluffy one and do some dusting. it feels amazing and weirdly satisfying to see all the dust coming off, and after you vacuum you will Breathe like you live in fresh mountain air.

find a Good vacuum cleaner and cherish it like your first born child. features of a Good vacuum: 1. suck good. 2. doesnt make Bad, High pitched noise that makes you want to die.everything else is a bonus.

idk its 4:57 am and i havent slept.check the notes to see if i have added more because i am Full of Knowledge

[bittysvalentines]

Love in the Morning

From: @ivecarvedawoodenheart

To: @amessnamedwidogast

Rating: Teen & Up

Word Count: 2461

I hope you like it!! I had a really good time with this :) Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Summary:

“Don’t you dare, you had better not, I’ll call your dad and the press, I’ll tell ‘em—” “I think ‘Jack Zimmermann helps out teammate with checking drills’ would be a good headline, actually. I give you my blessing.” “Not when you’re threatening to pour water all over me you big ole—” “‘Big ole’ what, exactly?” ___________________________

Zimbits, from Bitty’s POV. Focusing primarily on waking up in the morning.

(AO3)

Someone throws a pillow at his face. Bitty jolts upright, looking around wildly, almost falling out of bed. It better not be — oh Lord, he’s gonna murder him —

“Bon matin, Bittle.”

Bitty check his watch and screams internally.

“Jack, were you dropped as a child? Is that why you feel the need to force me out of bed at four in the morning?”

He thinks Jack raises his eyebrows. It’s hard to be sure when it’s so dark in here, but the vaguely Jack-sized blob in the doorway gives off a distinctly amused vibe.

“My uncle Wayne did, actually,” Jack says. “My parents forbade him from holding me until I could do backwards crossovers.”

“Mmph.” Bitty closes his eyes and pulls his blankets up under his chin. “Go bother Shitty, Mr. I’m-Friends-With-NHL-All-Stars. I have a test today.”

Jack says, “That was yesterday, Bittle.”

“I could have another one today, Zimmermann.”

“You, having a test and not tweeting about it? Impossible.”

Bitty cracks open an eye at that. “It’s too early for you to be chirpin’ this much,” he says, but he swings his legs out of bed and lets Jack bundle him off to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wake up somewhat. They’re on their way to the rink, Bitty in an oversized Pens sweatshirt because he couldn’t find one of his in the dark, before he realizes that means Jack reads his tweets.

____________

“I’m asleep, my eyes are closed, go away Jack, can’t you see I’m sleeping—”

“You’d be much more convincing if you weren’t talking, Bittle. You’ll have time after to take a nap, let’s get at it—”

“Oh my god . ‘Let’s get at it’? Are you actually eighty years old—”

“Yes, okay, Old Man Zimmermann, ha ha, that hasn’t been played out. If you really want to make fun of me you’ll get your butt to the rink, that’ll really show me.”

Bitty scowls at him when they get to the locker room. Jack laughs, just once, and it’s so surprised and quick a sound that Bitty almost misses it. He wants to hear it again.

____________

Midnight, and there’s a knock at his door. Bitty presses Señor Bun tighter to his chest and wipes his eyes hastily, catching his French book before it slides to the floor. “Yeah?”

“Can I … can I come in?”

The door makes it difficult to hear, but he thinks it’s Jack. He squeezes his eyes shut, biting his lip. Then he forces himself to perk up as best he can.

“Of course! Why’re you up? It’s so late.”

Jack eases the door open and shut behind him. Bitty watches him scan the room, taking in the flashcards strewn across his bedspread and his laptop. He wishes he hadn’t left it open on Google Translate.

Jack rubs the back of his neck. A little sliver of his shirt rides up, and Bitty knows this shouldn’t be anything — they’ve all seen too much of each other in the locker room — but it’s almost too much on top of everything. His hair sticks up in all directions. Bitty holds Señor Bun tighter to keep from crossing the room and making his hair even wilder.

“Your light’s still on,” Jack says. He looks so unsure of himself here. Bitty’s not sure he’s ever been in his room outside of waking him at godforsaken times in the morning. “I wanted to, euh. Make sure everything’s okay.”

“I’m fine,” Bitty says quickly. Jack shoots him an unimpressed look, first nodding to Bitty’s flashcards, then raising his eyebrows at the clock. “Well. Not quite okay, but. I will be fine, which is what matters.”

Jack still doesn’t look like he believes him, but when he crosses the room to sit on the bed, his face softens. He picks up a flashcard with le fromage written on it. “You’re learning food words?”

“Oui,” Bitty says. Even that has such a pronounced twang to it. He sighs. “I’ll be honest, it’s not going great.”

He’s fiddling with the card now, flipping it back and forth, playing with the corners. Bitty watches him gather the rest of the flashcards in a neat stack and shuffle them.

Jack says, “I can quiz you,” and Bitty’s about to cry again.

He wipes his eyes. “You don’t have to.”

It must catch in his voice, because Jack looks up then. His eyebrows crease. “I mean — I don’t want to overstep, but. I do speak French, so.”

“Oh do you?” Bitty asks, and Jack rolls his eyes. He tosses a card at him and le jus hits him in the Adam’s apple. Bitty swallows reflexively.

He doesn’t think he imagines how Jack watches him.

Jack bumps their knees together. “If you want,” Jack says softly. “I don’t mind.”

“Okay,” Bitty whispers. He clears his throat. “If you’re fine with how badly I’m going to pronounce these words, that is.”

“I’ll live,” Jack says.

Bitty smacks him with his pillow, and he laughs quietly. A little thrill runs through Bitty at the sound.

“Okay, Bittle,” Jack says. “Let’s do this.”

____________

In the morning, Jack yawns loudly in the faint morning light and says, “Up and at ‘em, let’s go—”

“You can’t be serious,” Bitty says, grumpy. “We were up the whole night doing flashcards and you took up the whole bed, I didn’t get to sleep for a second.”

“That’s a lie, you snored the whole time, I didn’t—”

“You and your big ass stole all the blankets, I couldn’t’ve snored because I have to be asleep for that—”

“Couldn’t’ve? Are you joking—”

Jack goes on a rant about how difficult it is to understand him, and then how hard it must be to understand either of them, and then segues into a scheme to confuse everyone next time they come back from a break and their accents are stronger. Bitty chimes in now and then. Mostly, though, he drinks in how this feels: Jack in his bed, flashcards still everywhere — there’s one stuck to Jack’s cheek now, he thinks it’s les fraises — and his eyes still sleep heavy.

Bitty wants this so badly he outright gasps in the middle of Jack’s sentence.

“You okay, Bitty?”

“Fine,” he says, trying to push the feeling aside. “You’re kidding though, right? About checking practice today?”

Jack holds out a hand in a may I? gesture that Bitty doesn’t understand until he pouts, glancing at Señor Bun. Bitty hands him over tentatively. Jack tucks Señor Bun neatly under his chin, cuddling him with his eyes closed, and this all but knocks the air out of Bitty.

“‘M joking,” Jack says. Beneath the covers, Bitty feels him gently nudge his side with an elbow. “‘M tired. Bonne nuit.”

“No French when I’m trying to sleep, Mr. Zimmermann,” he says softly. Jack nudges him again.

He drifts off. In his dreams, he sees Jack holding Señor Bun like he’s something precious.

____________

Bitty has Canadian bacon on the stove when Jack stumbles downstairs. He quietly pours himself some orange juice, then Bitty feels rather than sees him join him at the stove.

“There’re some eggs in the fridge,” Bitty says, “if you wanna do somethin’ with them.”

He bumps his shoulder against Jack’s chest just to touch him and prove to himself that they’re standing here, together. Jack’s golden in the dewy morning sun.

“Your checks are getting better,” he says then, and Bitty says, “Oh, shush, you.”

Jack scrambles some eggs and fries some, and it’s peaceful between them.

____________

“Don’t you dare, you had better not, I’ll call your dad and the press, I’ll tell ‘em—”

“I think ‘Jack Zimmermann helps out teammate with checking drills’ would be a good headline, actually. I give you my blessing.”

“Not when you’re threatening to pour water all over me you big ole—”

“‘Big ole’ what, exactly?”

“I — it’s early, okay? My mouth hasn’t woken up yet.”

“Seems like it has to me.”

Bitty crawls out of his blankets at that, cheeks burning. “You tryin’ to tell me I talk too much?”

Jack takes a sip of water. “No, I’m trying to tell you to get your ass out of bed so we can go to Faber before the early skate. Do you think I enjoy being up at four?”

“Yes.”

“Well.” He tilts his head to the side. “Look, it’s prime running time—”

Bitty narrows his eyes. “Jack Laurent Zimmermann, you could get mugged—”

“—not if I’m running faster than my mugger, which is what I was about to say when I was so rudely interrupted, and how else am I to outrun a mugger than to practice running?”

He looks so pleased with his logic. Bitty says, “People like you are what’s wrong with this country,” and he grins broadly.

“I’m Canadian, remember?”

Bitty beats him for the first time in their end of practice race.

____________

Bitty’s alarm wakes him for the first time in ages, which of course means Jack died or something because no way in hell would he miss an opportunity to push him into the boards for an hour and a half.

Lord. He wouldn’t mind being pushed against the boards.

He’s had enough dreams that end up against the boards, for various reasons, and … he shouldn’t be thinking this, now, but.

He checks the weather and his school email and then, shivering, pads across the hall.

“Jack?” An answering mmph gives him the okay to open the door, so he does. He blinks to adjust to the darkness. Jack peeks blearily out from his blankets. “They’ve called classes for the day, it’s too cold out.”

Jack says, “Mmph,” and Bitty connects the dots. “You knew that already, I’m sorry! I’ll just—”

“Bittle.”

Bitty stops midway to the door.

“Yeah?”

Jack jerks his head toward the bed, peeling back his blankets. “It’s cold,” he mumbles, “c’mon.”

Bitty’s heart about stops. His mouth moves wordlessly for a few seconds before his mind catches up from where it stopped on Jack’s asking me to get in bed with him .

“Are you sure?” he asks, and Jack nods.

“No point losing more body heat,” he says sleepily. “Besides. My bed’s bigger than yours, we’ll fit fine.”

“Chirp chirp.”

So Bitty does. He climbs into his bed carefully, trying not to jostle Jack too much. Jack clumsily tucks the blankets around them and when Bitty tugs on the covers himself, their hands brush. Jack squeezes his briefly, then lets go. Bitty shivers again, but not from the cold.

“Oh — here —” Jack shifts his pillow and then presses a balled up sweatshirt into Bitty’s hands. “If you want.”

It’s the Pens sweatshirt he’d borrowed months ago. It still smells like him. The fact of Jack, sleeping with this so close to his face, breaks so sweetly in Bitty’s chest. He pulls it on.

“Thanks,” he whispers.

Jack says, “Mmph,” but Bitty can see him smiling slightly.

____________

Bitty wakes up after graduation to two texts. They’re timestamped 4:02 AM.

They say,

I’m sorry if it’s too early to say this , but I’ve been wanting to tell you for awhile now

I think I fell in love with you in the morning

He touches his lips with his fingertips and wonders when it was he got so stupid lucky.

________________________

A pillow lands on his face, yanking him out of a stress dream about playoffs.

Something in their bedroom smells delicious. He opens his eyes and blinks to be sure he isn’t dreaming.

Jack’s filled their nightstands with plates and plates of food. There’s a heap of pancakes stacked high and half buried under blueberries and strawberries and what smells like 100% Canadian syrup on one of them, and toast shining beautifully with butter stacked next to eggs cooked every which way of the other. Jack himself is sitting at Bitty’s feet, wearing the Schooners shirt Bitty had gotten as a signing perk two years back. It still looks so, so good on him. Bitty’s never gotten over the thrill at seeing Jack in a shirt with his last name on it.

“Oh sweetheart,” Bitty says, yawning. “How did you—”

“I have my ways,” Jack says, handing him a plate and Bitty smiles.

“It all smells so good.”

“That’s only because you missed about an hour of me burning everything on the stove.”

Bitty throws up his hands in mock exasperation. “This boy.”

Jack crawls next to him and leans against the headboard. He rests his arm around Bitty, pulling him gently against his side, and presses a kiss to the side of his head. “Your boy, you mean,” he says, and Bitty about melts.

“For half a second there I thought you were wakin’ me up for checking practice again,” Bitty tells him, after they’ve kissed a little.

Jack says, “I still could,” and Bitty kisses him some more to distract him. From the way he huffs a laugh, he knows Jack knows what he’s doing. “Though you don’t really need it now.”

“Yeah, I had a really good, really strict captain for that.”

They’re quiet a moment while they eat. Bitty sneaks peeks at Jack now and then, liking the way the sun still loves him. Jack catches him a few times and chirps him softly.

“I don’t think I ever told you,” Bitty says, when they’ve stacked all their dishes out of the way. “It was when you said you read my tweets, for me. Or with Señor Bun that first night in my bed, when you looked at him like he was a new bucket of pucks.”

“When…” Jack starts, frowning a little. Bitty waits for him to puzzle it out, leaning fully against him now. He sees the realization before Jack says it. “Oh,” Jack says. “When you…”

“When I fell in love with you,” Bitty says simply. “That was when.”

Jack tips his chin up with two fingers and Bitty savors this kiss more than any other they’ve had, except for the one after that one, and the one after that.

“I love you,” Jack says afterward. He presses their foreheads together.

Bitty says, “I love you no matter how many eggs you burn,” and Jack laughs another quick, surprised laugh. Hearing now is even better than the first time.

Jack helps him out of bed and they wash the dishes together, stopping now and then to bump into each other and kiss softly and be at home here, together in their kitchen with the sun just coming up. Even after all this time, this feels like the start of something.

Bitty takes Jack’s hand as the radio plays. They stay like this, dancing their way through cleaning up, well past when the sun rises fully in the sky.

________________________

[woildismyerster]

hello I’ve tried to wait as long as possible to make this request since I know the I Love You series was a big request already buuuut I miss your Race fluff. like, a lot😂

There always needs to be more Race fluff.  Always always always

In general, you knew that any decision made at three in the morning was a bad call.  Don’t make a life changing choice in the middle of the night.  Don’t send big texts.  Don’t try to rope people into plans that you made when exhaustion or insomnia powered you.  It was a bad idea, so you never really did it.

Tonight, however, was one of the nights when the world felt far too big.  Your bedroom did not make everything feel cozy and safe.  Your chest was unsettled and tight, and sleep was an elusive companion.  You didn’t want to feel so alone, so you texted Race.

Y/N:  you up?

Race:  sleep is for the dead

Race:  whats up

You didn’t really know what was up.  Everything was up.  Nothing was up.  You just wanted to feel like there was somebody out there, who mattered to you and who you mattered to, and that person had always been and would always be Race.

Race was your best friend.  He was The Friend.  The one that, no matter who else came and went, you planned on keeping.  You were college students now, connected by campus and classes and common friends.  You would make sure to stay with him after, when you were finding careers and life partners and forever homes.

In a way, you supposed, that would make him your life partner.  

Y/N:  we should rob a bank

Race:  thats more of a two am thing

Y/N:  we should go get orange juice

Race:  k

There were some stores that belonged to the night, even though they were open during the day.  When you and Race went out on middle–of-the-night-adventures, which was honestly more common than it should have been, your go-to night store was Speedway.  Race met you outside your apartment, eyes bright in a way that you recognised.

“Rough night?”

He shrugged.  “I’ve been working on that paper for History.”

Translation - I’ve slept 4 hours in the past three days, and I save my homework for nighttime so I don’t just lay in bed wishing I was asleep.

“It’s a good thing we’re getting orange juice, then,” you said.  “That’s gotta be good for your brain.”

“Definitely.  Maybe we should get chocolate.  It releases endorphins.”

You liked walking at night.  It was a little eerie, the way there weren’t many cars, but it was nice.  “Do you even know what endorphins are?”

“Happy hormones,” he said vaguely.  

“I need some of those,” you agreed.  “I need, like, a billion happy hormones.  Tell me about your paper.”

Race’s voice soothed that anxiety in your chest.  He talked about a ten page paper about the effects of slavery on America until you reached the bright lights of the gas station.

“I think we’ll get murdered in here,” you commented as you pushed the door open.

The fluorescents flickered, making his blond hair almost white.  “We come here all the time.  I think we’re safe.”

“This is a place where a horror movie would start.”  You gestured to the aisles, the weary teen at the counter, the darkness outside.  “If you don’t think a serial killer is staking us out, you’re delusional.”

He laughed.  “Are we at the beginning of the movie, or the end?”

You looked thoughtfully at the drink selection.  Should you get two small bottles of juice, or one big jug?  2 separate things, where you get a little?  One big thing, where you have to put your mouth where Race’s was, and he probably hogs the whole thing?

You grabbed the jug.

“The beginning.  Everybody is watching, knowing that we’re goners, but we have no idea.”

Race came up behind you with a handful of candy bars.  “You are literally talking about getting murdered right now.  You have every idea about it.”

You shrugged.  “I don’t make the rules -”

“You only enforce them,” he finished.  He shoved the candy into the pocket of your hoodie so he could pull out his wallet.  He always insisted on paying for these excursions, saying that it was always for his benefit.  At first, you tried to explain that these were for you, but he didn’t listen.  He paid every time, so you stopped complaining.  If it made him feel better, all power to him.

You stood outside while he paid.  You didn’t like seeing the sleepy, zombie faces of night workers.  Your phone buzzed with a text from Race.

Race:  i think this guy is the serial killer

Y/N:  i told you

Race:  this is all your fault.  we wouldnt be about to die if you didnt want orange juice

Y/N:  sorry i wanted to spend time with you bb

Race:  youll def be sorry later

You grinned at him when he came outside, bag in hand.  “Ready to die?”

“Once I’ve had some chocolate,” he said.  “Your place or mine?”

You considered.  “Let’s just find a bench.”

The bench turned out to be outside a closed coffee shop.  Maybe you would get in trouble for sitting there if a cop came, but it was a nice spot to share your bounty.

It was 4 AM.  Better for big decisions, but not when neither of you had gotten any sleep.

“Alright,” he said thoughtfully.  “Marry Spot, or marry Crutchie?”

“Crutchie,” you said immediately.  “He makes that really good cake, you know the one?”

Race grinned.  “For sure, for sure.”  He took a big gulp of orange juice.  You had been right; he was hogging it.  “Crutchie or Jack?”

“Crutchie.  Cake.”  You snagged the juice.  You knew that you couldn‘t taste Race on the bottle, but you liked to imagine that you could.

“Me or Crutchie?”

You choked a little on the juice, covering for yourself by popping in a few M&Ms.  “You.”

Race waggled his eyebrows.  “I’m better than cake?”

You shrugged.  “There are two types of friends.  You’re one kind, he’s the other.”

“What are the kinds of friends?”

You squirmed a little.  4 AM.  Bad call.  Don’t do it.  “When I make a friend, I kinda know from the start if they’re friend-friends or friends I would date.  It changes sometimes, but I always have some idea of it.”

You felt Race freeze, but his hand was steady as he rose a Butterfinger to his mouth.  “Which one am I?”

Don’t do it.  “Crutchie is a friend-friend.  He just happens to make matrimony worthy cake.”

“And I’m a date-friend?”

You popped another few M&Ms, nervous.  “Yep.  Want more juice?”

Race put his candy down.  “Really?  You’d date me?”

“Of course I would,” you said with a little surprise.  You had kind of thought that he knew.  You thought that everybody knew.  “You’re probably the only person I want to date.”

Race smiled at you, that manic glint to his eyes gone.  He looked completely grounded.  “I had no idea.  I would have asked you out ages ago if I did.”

You didn’t know what to say.  “Nice,” you croaked.

“You know,” he said cheerily, “if chocolate releases a billion endorphins, I’ll bet kissing releases a trillion.”

You opened your mouth to reply, but he leaned forward to catch the sound with his own.  He tasted like candy and juice and a little bit of mint, probably from the peppermints he always sucked on while he did homework.  Your hands traced the line of his jaw, and the world didn’t feel very big at all.  It felt like the perfect size.

[duckyplushh]

9/15/18 day 5

okay its time i get fucking serious and mean this shit

my calorie intake for the day is 500 and so on for the rest my days till halloween

i will only drink juice

consume fruits and vegetables

and if i really wanna go all out and binge shit

eat 2 eggs or a bag or fucking lettuce you dumb cunt

i know the kitchen is a scary place but you need to man up and take fucking charge of your shit kyle all your doing is making yourself fat

keep in mind today your getting your shot that will most likely gain you 5-10 plbs and you need to fight it!

DONT YOU YOU WANT TO BE THIN

SKINNY IS PRETTY

YOULL LOOK BETTER AND FEEL BETTER

you want this quickly?

THAN FUCKING GET THERE

[healthwomeninfo]

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TIP! Cardo exercises are one way that you can bring your cellulite under control. Engage in cardio and try and focus on the areas where the cellulite is most prominent.

Exercising and targeting the areas most impacted by cellulite can produce great results. Biking and running are both great options to help problem areas on your buttocks, hips, and buttocks.

Drinking water can help you battle your cellulite. Water can prevent the condition from developing. It helps to keep skin hydrated. Water is also helpful in flushing out toxins that can cause cellulite. Try to have at least six to eight glasses of water every day.

If you feel that you always struggle with cellulite, you need to boost your water intake. Water is great as a preventative measure, rather than cure. It will keep skin hydrated. Water works to help the body shed cellulite-causing toxins. Concentrate on consuming at least six glasses of water each day.

TIP! If you are fighting that never-ending battle against cellulite, then try increasing how much water you drink. Water is great as a preventative measure, rather than cure.

Diet may be the key to losing your cellulite. Make sure that you eat lots of fruit and vegetables. These contain alkaline ash which will improve the way your body of cellulite. Juicing is another good way to get enough vegetables and fruits in your day.

Green Tea

Make sure to moisturize on a daily basis. There are many reasons why you should do this. It can combat cellulite, for one thing. When applying lotion, massage your problematic areas daily. Massaging in the lotion in this fashion helps to break up the fatty deposits in your skin, which helps to cut down on the appearance of cellulite.

TIP! Apply moisturizer to the skin each day. Moisturizing your skin is beneficial for many reasons.

Green tea is a great tool in your battle cellulite. Green tea can break down some of the body process fats better. This will lead to less noticeable cellulite. You could also use green tea capsules to help boost the effects and make it more potent.

Plastic surgery should only be a last resort for ridding the body of your cellulite. It can be unsafe and there are plenty of safer ways to reduce how much you can see your cellulite. Only have exhausted all other methods to no avail.

If you smoke, stop. The more you smoke, the worse your cellulite will be. The toxins in cigarettes reduce the elasticity in the skin, making it tougher. This makes the appearance of cellulite even more pronounced. In addition, the skin starts to look older. If it is difficult to quit, seek medical assistance.

TIP! If you smoke, stop now to help your issues with cellulite. Smoking can make your cellulite problem worse.

Keep yourself hydrated and eat foods that contain good healthy oils. Why should this important? Hydrated bodies don’t show as likely to form the dimples associated with cellulite. This is a very easy way of conquering your condition.

Eating a great way to eliminate and possibly prevent any cellulite from forming.Foods that have a generous amount of lecithin can bust cellulite busters. Foods like peanuts, apples, eggs, lettuce and spinach. Don’t go near junk food with lots of fat.

Drink copious amounts of water to beat cellulite. Consuming plenty of water makes the skin more supple. Keeping your skin hydrated not only helps keep cellulite at bay, but it also helps combat wrinkles. Your skin will look better and cellulite will stay away.

TIP! Water is important in the battle against cellulite. The greater the amount you intake, the suppler and plumper your skin will look and feel.

When you are really stressed out, the “stress hormone” cortisol is released into your body. This hormone is known to make the skin to thin and can increase your body. Meditation and yoga are great techniques for relieving the unwanted stress you experience.

Nobody is thrilled when they find cellulite on themselves. Once they do, it can cause a flood of emotions. You’ll feel embarrassed and ugly. The great advice in the article above will help to bring relief and a reduction of cellulite.

It’s important to reduce stress. You may not realize it, but stress actually changes your hormone balance. Such changes can cause the body to cling to fat. Minimizing your stress will help you be thin.

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tagged by: my platonic wife, @hornyliverpudlianputz , she’s mine I tell you, i call dibs

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-age: almost old enough to drink in this country

-birthplace: the united states, despite what some may think

-current time: 23:20

-drink you last had: apple juice, which is pretty much exclusively what i drink

-easiest person to talk to: it depends on what im talking about but typically, my three best friends

-favorite song: don’t make me choose. i don’t know. but as a monkees and beatles blog i’ll say that, without doing a comprehensive check like i usually do, offhand my current favourites are I Want You (She’s So Heavy) from the beatles and Take A Giant Step from the monkees

-grossest memory: ok usually i have a strong stomach but im very sensitive to smells (because all my senses are oversensitive) and a smell i dont like is rotting flesh. so we used to have mice before they got smothered by the non-food shit in our house and we had these traps that would allow you to not kill the mice - so long as you got to them before they perished. well, one trap got buried and it smelt of death so i found it eventually. i grabbed it and when you looked inside, through the bottom, you can see the mouse’s head. i could see its milky eyes and it just really grossed me out in a strange way. I just threw out the whole trap cos i was not about to deal with trying to extract that mouse. most dead mice don’t bother me but seeing its eyes like that was uncomfortable

-hogwarts house: it’s ravenclaw but i get slytherin almost as much as ravenclaw

-in love?: not realistically. its been a long time

-jealous of people?: i’ll say verbally im jealous but the feeling rarely goes deeper than the very surface

-killed someone?: i don’t think so, but i’ve come close a few times. the poison ivy incident comes to mind.

-love at first sight or walk by again?: real love does not come anywhere near first sight but i’ll allow that the first seeds of love can start there

-middle name: that’s classified

-number of siblings: I have a twin brother and that’s it

-one wish: im gonna be That Bitch and say omnipotence since i’d actually ask for that and don’t want to go through a complicated analysis about logic loops

-person you called: i do not call people so probably my friend like, a month or more ago

-question you are asked most: uhh i don’t know about “most” but a lot of people ask me if my nails are real because theyre quite long. they are. they’ll also ask when the last time i cut my hair was a lot cos it goes a few inches past my hips. the answer to that one is not even really known to me. i trim it cos it’s still growing but the last time i got a Real Haircut must have been over five years ago now

-song you last sung: Wait by the Beatles

-time you woke: around 10

-underwear color: white

-vacation destination: i have absolutely no idea. there are many places i’d like to go but cos i have no money i don’t even think about it. i’d like to go back to Arizona to see Tombstone again, but if you mean somewhere new, Liverpool

-worst habit: doing something i know will distract me and zap what little motivation i have when im supposed to be writing (or something else important)

-x rays?: all over but the most have been of my mouth cos my baby teeth were spaced like adult teeth so they needed to be pulled and moved and, in some cases, permanently removed in order for them to look good. i miss those teeth, they were some of my sharp ones (but thankfully not my canines, i’d have killed the dentist)

-your favorite food: youll notice im against picking “favourites” cos so much of my interpretation of that is case by case but right now i’ll say cream of crab soup. when done proper.

-zodiac sign: ...libra?

i dont know anyone except my dearest wife who tagged me in the first place so if you see this and you want to do it consider yourself tagged