#( this is the first and only time he says bitch 🤧 🤧 that's how you know it's bad )

[rigginsstreet]

Everyone knows.

Its not as terrifying or as humiliating as he thought it'd be. Actually; he kind of doesn't feel shit right now. The good thing about getting hit on the head too hard is it kind of fucks up your ability to function.

So everyone knows, but Billy's just sat there with his legs out the back of the Chief's cruiser, neutrally suspended in some syrupy thick slice of space where his broken ribs and possibly cracked skull are just a background thought, and—

And fucking Harrington is here. Because of course he is. Fucking Harrington is everywhere. School. Random backass houses with underage girls. Billy's dreams.

The front of the Hargrove household, walking up with that stupid little frown on his stupid, pretty face. Billy can't even scramble together the thought power to tip his head back and smirk. Make some quip. Just watches him approach; felled prey.

Steve opens his mouth.

"She's fine."

Harrington stops, blinks, brows knitting tighter as he crouches in front of Billy, elbows resting on his own thighs. He always looks like he has no fucking clue what's going on. Its equal parts kind of cute and kind of annoying.

"Okay," Steve answers slowly, head tilting. "Who is 'she'?"

"Max. Max is fine." And he should stop there. He should. But. "She's always fucking fine. He's never touched her. Hasn't even thrown shit at her. Her door doesn't even have a lock."

Billy's does. But its on the outside. Neil installed it their first fucking night here, after letting Max pick which of the two rooms she wanted first.

"Okay," Steve says again, and Billy kind of wants to kick him, but he's also pretty sure he's too fucked to aim right and he's not sure if he can add that embarrassment on as interest for what's still to come.

"I wasn't going to ask about Max."

Billy blinks.

"I also kind of wasn't going to ask if you were okay, but. Only because its pretty fucking obvious you're not."

Its a point Billy has to concede. Cherry Lane is in chaos; cop cars everywhere, broken glass glittering on the lawn like fallen stars, Billy's blood smeared down the driveway and tracked in bootprints across the porch.

Steve holds out a cigarette. Marl Blue, because he's a rich bitch, but the smoke kind of brings Billy back to life a little.

"Everyone asks."

Steve shrugs. "I've kind of learnt I'm not about doing what everyone else does, anymore. Max is obviously fine. I might not be that smart, but I can still figure some shit out. You're the one sitting here dying in the back of Hop's car."

Billy's kind of hating how many points Steve is scoring right now. As soon as he isn't seeing three of him he's gonna even it out.

"Max has enough people in her corner. She doesn't need me there, too," Steve hums, reaching out to pluck a shard of window pane out of Billy's knee with a quick flick of his fingers.

"I figured its about time someone stands in yours."

FIC ANON EVERY TIME I OPEN MY INBOX TO SEE YOU MY EYES LIGHT UP 🤩

it IS time someone stands in billys corner so true 🤧

[n0tangeliccc]

🍼anon here: i keep getting baby tiktoks and it’s really pushing the baby fever here😭😭😭

ANYWAY to spread my ‘sp main 4 as dads’ agenda i’ve brought some ideas to the table

Stan sings to his kid, like hes got like songs STACKED definitely “Dear Winter” by AJR 🤧🤧

Kenny tried to teach his kid a curse word as their first word

Kyle gave your kids hella curls, definitely did their hair all the time. Esp if he has a daughter 🤭

Cartman definitely taught his kids video games early on

Oh yeah tiktok pretty much stared this whole baby fever shit it’s so bad😭😭

Please do keep spreading the agenda with your amazing ideas 🍼 anon🙏 I love them so much🤭

Anywaysdd-

Yes to Stan, might I also say Mockingbird by Eminem 👀

Kenny’s trying to get the baby to either say fuck or bitch 100% like you cannot tell me other wise lmao

As Kyle got older he got a reallllyyyy good curly hair routine and he will make his kids get one!! If he has a girl he instantly starts learning how to style her hair, she always has her hair neatly done.

Kenny and Kyle are girl dads 100%‼️‼️

Eric not only taught them video games but he taught them the most violent ones you can think of LMAO

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader : Instagram AU

Read this first 👉🏻 🩵

A/N : I changed the lyrics from “Is that Ight” so it can fit my story!!!!!!

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yourusername Celebrating my husbands new album. Prepare to be sick of me because this will be the only thing I’ll be listening to all year long.

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neelamthadhani 🙌🏼🥳

jackharlow I love you 😘

jackharlow All the cards stacked against her, but she learning how to deal 🤞🏼

jackandynaremyparents 🥺🥺🥺

urbanwyatt 🎥 by me 😏

yourusername Always 🙌🏼 thank you Urb.

yourbestiename Bitch you look hot!!!!!! Wish I was there!!!!! But congratulations to your hubby, love the album, he did amazing.

yourusername Miss youuu, & thank you babe, I’ll let him know 😘

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jackharlow And I’m cumming in my girl like I’m sterile.

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yourusername 🙈 🙈 🤭🤭🤭 Baby Harlow number 2 loading…..

urbanwyatt huh?

claybornharlow WAIT WHAT????

cozane UNCLE TWO TIMES!!!!

urbanwyatt No way this is how we’re finding out that y/n is pregnant. There’s no way!!!

neelamthadhani She was drinking tonight idiots, so obviously not pregnant.

yourusername 😭😭😭😭 They’re a little slow, but that’s okay.

jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️

user Not the security looking at y/n like that 🤣

yourusername Not at me lol, my cousin was behind us acting a fool 😂 but we love her.

nemoachida You two clean up nice 🥶

yourcousinname Thank you for inviting me tonight. Had a blast. Jack, this album is everything and more!!!!!

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yourusername “10 children and 1 wife, That’s how I wanna live my life, is that Ight?” Well you better because I’m not letting you leave anytime soon, or ever!!!!!! 1 down 9 to go I guess 🤭🤭🤭😏😏😏😏

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jackharlow 😂😂😂😂 I knew you were going to call me out on this one!!!!

yourusername 👀 You know me too well.

claybornharlow 10 Harlow kids? Damn I’m not ready to be uncle to ten kids!!!!!!!

jackharlow You’ll have time to get used to it.

druski Mia is a menace enough, imagine 9 more of her????

jackharlow My little girl is nothing but nice, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

neelamthadhani I knew that line was for you 🙌🏼

yourusername I mean for who else would it be for?????? 🤔

jackharlow 🫣🫣🫣🫣

nemoachida 💀💀💀💀💀

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yourusername JACKMAN OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! I feel like everyday you amaze me, your craft and how you handle everything around you amazes me. We listened to the album in our bed, just us two. The world couldn’t prepare me for the wave of emotions that would come crushing down on me. Baby, you deserve every bit of of happiness, success and praise. After we listened to it, I asked you if it was okay for me to listen to it on my own. I can’t say what I feel right now, all I know is that I promise you to hold you extra tight, to love you the way you deserve to be loved. If I haven’t said it enough, I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! I knew it, I knew the world wasn’t ready for Jackman, because quite frankly, I don’t think I was either! I LOVE YOUUUUU 🩵🩵🩵🩵

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jackharlow I fucking love you so much. Always thankful for having you in my life. The nonstop support and love from you, doesn’t go unnoticed. Without a doubt, the love of my life, my soulmate.

yourusername 🥺🥺🥺 Stop making me cry.

druski Seriously stop already, seeing her cry at the release party last night was enough. I had to order a box of tissues for her ass.

yourusername Leave me alone. But also thanks for the tissues 🤧

yourbestiename Me when??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

urbanwyatt 👀

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[fluffypotatey]

Say what you will about Arthur and his utter lack of game, but always appreciate the fact this man looked at Morgana, duchess of drip, and decided a dagger would be the best gift for her.

And when it was pointed out that it might not be her style, he went "ah shit you right" and just had the fucking thing tricked out. That was his solution. That was his thought process. Not that a knife was inappropriate, but that it needed to be a custom piece. No basic bitches in this household.

Mans said "what shall I get my significant annoyance this year?", shook his braincell like a Magic 8 Ball, and came up with "knife."

We stan one princely himbo.

ngl i like to use this as proof for Arthur and Morgana being so close and knowing each other so well because i have such a soft spot for my pendragon siblings 🤧

(thoughts under the cut bc….*coughs* i suffer from pendragon sibs brainrot)

listen, listen to me: these guys really did only have each other when they were younger and surrounded by nobody but stuffy nobles and an emotionally repressed/abusive father. Arthur lost his mother king before he got to know her, and Morgana lost a father whom she knew and loved so dearly. they were children who never really got to grieve what was lost from them (although, in some way, Morgana was given some time to grieve and mourn but never for too long).

Arthur has known Morgana for her spunk and rebellious nature against the status quo King Uther enforces since they were children. She was always trying to learn to fight (see her bragging about beating Arthur when they were younger in 1x10) and probably taught herself secretly how to use a sword (or had some help as well 👀 but that’s just a headcanon). She was always at odds with Uther about magic (while Arthur would receive severe punishment for disagreeing with his father, Morgana’s anguish was treated like the flights of a lady’s emotions).

It would be offensive (towards Morgana) if Arthur were to ever gift her something so stereotypical and stuffy on her birthday. He most likely knew that she would have wanted something to use to protect herself: ergo, dagger.

Fuckinnnnnnng, read what Arthur says about his gift omfg 🫠

ARTHUR Beautiful, isn't it? Feel the balance, feel the sharpness of the blade.

I AM PUNCHING THE WALLS 🫠🫠🫠🫠

This man put so much thought and care into this gift for her. Listen, she was his first friend, the first person to not treat him like he was fragile or the fault of his mother’s demise. She was Arthur’s sister before he even knew that’s how he saw her and their relationship. Morgana meant so much to him, your honor, I fucking can’t. They loved each other so much despite the gradual rift that he gained when we first meet them in s1, your honOR—

But then you have Merlin’s comment:

MERLIN Well, I'm no expert, but don't women normally go for pretty things? Like, maybe, jewellery?

(yes he said this as a way to deter Arthur from sticking with a dagger bc of the vision he saw but still)

And so Arthur Dumb-of-ass & bi-of-sexual Pendragon takes Merlin’s advice, realizes that yeah, Morgana still likes feminine things like dressed and jewelry and pretty shit. LET ME BEDAZZLE THIS DAGGER JUST FOR HER

LOOK AT IT

THE FUCKING PENDRAGON COLORS YIU CHEEKY FUCK ARTHUR 🤧 AND LOOK AT HER REACTION TO IT

SHE LOOKS ENTRANCED BY IT???? MAYBE TOUCHED (<- fluffy is reaching, she has gone insane) MAYBE EVEN CONSIDERING THAT ARTHUR DOES CARE AND MAYBE SHE COUOD TURN HIM AGAINST UTHER TO JOIN HER???? (<- fluffy.exe is suffering malfunctions. delusion file has been corrupted)

Literally every other noble gifted her a fancy hairbrush (those fucking posers) and you would think! With how much this show presents Arthur as emotionally repressed and very obtuse when it comes to women, you would think they would regress his character (again) to make a joke out of him (again) not knowing what to give Morgana for her birthday

BUT THEY DONT!!!!

NO! THEY SHOW HIM BEING CONFIDENT IN HIS DECISION FOR IT TO BE A DAGGER THEN NERVOUS ABOUT HIS CHOICE BC MAYBE IT’S NOT A GOOD DAGGER THEN PROUD BECAUSE NOW IT IS A BEDAZZLED DAGGER

WHAT THE FU—

Not only that, BUT SHE TAKES THE DAGGER WITH HER WHEN MEETING MORGAUSE (s3’s big bad villain who is the new up-and-coming High Priestess after Nimueh, whom Merlin smited (smote? smitten?) and does not give any fucks about Uther or Arthur. Both could just die for all she cares.)

I would never lie to you. Transcript speaks the truth. Also, what other dagger would they speak about??? It’s Arthur’s gift and she was so touched by it that she decided to use it for her nefarious schemes of regicide!

OH YEAH AND AFTER THIS WHEN SHE’S IN A COMA YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ARTHUR SAID

ARTHUR To lose her now, like this...I've grown up with her, she's like a sister to me. I'd sacrifice my place on the throne for her to see another sunrise.

*deep breath*

So much shit could have been avoided if these dumbass Pendragons just talked to each other T^T Jfc, Arthur loves those close to him so deeply. He is so loyal to them that it blinds him, that he would willingly give up anything just to keep them alive and happy.

ough, yeah I’m okay (<- liar)

[khaleesiofalicante]

Just a Littul happy story time for you:

I live in a really smol town in India. And there’s this wedding function happening. And there’s this uncle I have. He’s a kinda big deal internally coz he’s a fashion designer and he lives in nyc. He has a husband( bf? Idk). Anyhoo. Not many people know or accept homosexuality here. But he was like fuk this. This is my favourite niece’s wedding and I’m bringing my husband. He’s family. And he includes the husband in all the family photos and wears the wedding band and everything. People aren’t able to say anything to his face coz either they accept it (which is so freakin cool in inida) or they just don’t say anything upfront (which seems more possible than the first option).

People are mostly confused but the husband’s presence coz he’s a white guy (the only one) and they’re shy to talk to him coz mostly people don’t know good English here. Hehe.

Anyways. It just makes me really happy the way my uncle treats his husband. Includes him in stuff. Shows that he exists. And overall doesn’t hide him. Like how usually people would do. And it’s not even like they are always together and cuddling or anything (the typical image of how gay/love married couples ). Uncle os always busy doing this or that I the wedding. And the husband is usually mostly chilling and eating. It’s a really cool and chill kinda scene. As if it isn’t anything out of the blue. Anything uncommon. As it should be.

This was just...beautiful

Kudos to your uncle and his partner. I know this is very bad bitch behaviour, but it also takes so much courage and strength.

I hope you got to spend some time with them!

Thank you for the serotonin 🤧

[bluebird990]

Onslaught of text incoming; brace yourselves for another Donald Na character analysis. I love this character so so much.

Bruh I feel so so bad for Donald...

It's so sad to think that stuff like this actually happens in real life too. If you don't have money and reputation, everyone looks down upon you. Money really can buy everything.

Your son doesn't score good marks in an exam? No problem. Bribe his teachers to re-conduct the exams by saying that the poor kid with no money and no parents to back him up, cheated on the exam to get full score. It's not like he can do anything about it other than accept it and move on.

Donald's circumstances were so similar yet so different from Gray's. He was cheated on by the system and society that's run by money and greedy people wanting to push forward using unethical tactics. He had the talent but no opportunities because of his financial conditions. While the undeserving kids with zero talent but rich parents got ahead of him with little to no effort.

I honestly don't blame him in thinking that if you have an overwhelming amount of money and reputation, no one in this world can go against you. Because money can buy everything. He has experienced it first hand. If you stick to the ethical ways and rely just on your talents, you will be trampled upon by the rich and powerful who can't accept their loss.

Imo Donald really was in an hopeless situation. He didn't have parents who supported him. He didn't have any friends because the people around him were all jealous little shits. Hell he couldn't even afford basic necessities like food and clothes. On top of all that, his talent, his overwhelming intelligence were never acknowledged because some rich bitches couldn't accept it.

Gray atleast had some sort of support from that one teacher of his. And his intelligence was acknowledged by everyone. In Donald's situation tho, how does one even get out of it? He chose violence and underhanded practices to tackle it. It was either that or staying at the bottom ladder forever in hopes that someday someone would acknowledge him and give him an opportunity to pull himself out.

In the end he was just a child who didn't do anything wrong to deserve the life he got. I really really don't blame him for choosing the path of violence because he had experienced the unfair world at such a young age and he didn't have anyone to guide him about what's wrong and what's right. By his experience, if you have money and reputation then only you can control your life's flow. Otherwise all you can do is go with the flow which is controlled by the whims and wishes of the powerful.

What Donald is doing now is absolutely not acceptable. He is cruel and unhinged and has become exactly the type of person who had previously trampled on his life. We keep saying that he could've chosen a different path which didn't involve violence and unethical practices. But did he really have a choice?? Even if he did, he didn't have anyone to guide him through that path, did he?? So I don't blame him at all for turning out the way he did.

But I also agree that he should be held responsible for his actions. He needs to be punished for his sins but he also deserves a second chance at life because he was just a child who didn't know any better. This time he needs someone to guide him on the right path. Right now he's addicted to the ways of violence after being on this path for so long. He's grown comfortable living like this but he's finally going to realize that it won't work forever.

I can't wait to see how the author handles his character going ahead. I pray, hope, wish that the author does justice to his story. He needs to get a proper punishment and a wake up call. And please please please give this child a hopeful ending. He deserves so much better than what he got 🤧

[celestie0]

Girl look this is gonna sound like a love confession bc maybe it is idk I’m obsessed with ur braincells in another life your definitely one of my best pookies 😔🫶

Like the way I FELL in love with kickoff was so uncalled for bc what business do I have being this invested in an athlete frat college au when I’m generally all for the domestic angsty husband wifey shit anyway now idk how to cope when it’s finished so pls take my hand in marriage and we can have pillow talk abt them 💍❤️ thank you.

genuinely ur writing is chefs kiss though 👌 (let me kiss ur hands 😗) and I love love love that u actually seem to have real knowledge on what u write about like the soccer games and the all the camera stuff it gives the story sm more substance

anyway penny for my thoughts 🤧 ?

This fanart on TikTok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYaQwJQo

ok so basically when I first started reading the fic and I was talking to my friend abt all the frat shenanigans (WHICH I LOVE BTW IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS FRAT BOY TROPE NOW) we both related it to this one fanart: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYaCy7aX/

which then made a lot of sense bc it’s literally meant to be satosugu as frats (AAAAHHH 😫)

anyway so then I went on the account and discovered that first link right bc getos seggsy ass was the focus in the other one

and I just thought it was so fitting like the face is a bit off bc I think the darling artist is clearly a fellow geto girlie butttt the fit and stuff like yk how the insufferable man child was wearing fucking HO-HO glasses in the first chapter yeahh anyway hope u see it too and Imma do the good deed of passing word your fic onto the TikTok artist

forgot I was meant to be dot pointing

y/n

does anyone actually insert their name ? Idk I never have lol

love her

she usually ends up being my favourite character bc duh she’s girliepop

I struggle sm to read books bc like character names and stuff can throw me off so I prefer to dabble in GOOD fanfics every now and then (aka your masterpiece) or just indulge in smut when I’m ovulating 🙂‍↕️

ignore that

ummm so yeah I find books hard to get into since they start on a blank canvas and since I’m already obsessed with our marvellous blue eyed baby daddy fanfics are ideal cause they just build over that

anyway back to y/n I don’t actually remember what I was gonna say shes just bae

The slow burn holy shit especially the bed chapter like I kept going back and forth who’s gonna make a move only to fall asleep all bricked up at 2 AM 🥲

so well done

one random fav scene of mine is when he takes out the digimon credit card idk ur ideas and the way u write movement in scenes it just clicks for me

I like my shit my way. It’s all in my brain right these angst chronicles and I kinda just wanna see it written out bc I’m a lazy bitch and I cannot commit so I usually opt for like one shots or what not idk like “when he makes you cry” or “ when you use the safe word with them ft gojo, geto, toji” you know the gist of it

I have certain ideas in my head that I don’t like to compromise especially regarding y/n ig because I am her allegedly

but bro 😓

the way I folded for you omg 🙏

this deserves a list if it’s own lol but btw putting this out there I dont even except u to read through this shit I’m just in a yapping state of mind and I’ve come this far so ._. :

My first major red flag was the jeans

not my style okay I’d live my life in pretty little empire waistline lingerie night gowns if I could

First thought was “what in the white girl” butttt then my brain went “it’s giving Lana del Rey like when she was younger and was always seen by paparazzi just in a white tee and blue jeans + that one concert she did wearing jorts and a cute white top with hoop earring, chewing gum and smoking while singing summer time sadness like the absolute icon she is”

and bam I can fw it now 🤝

her hight is one thing I differ on tho cause I’m short so I blur my vision whenever u mention any kind of height or size related comparison with gojo bc ik it’s not accurate to me especially with that tree of a man and I want my moments too 😔

Shoko

I just don’t see her like that okay she’s so above gojos lanky ass in canon verse

but thennn as always u came through with the descriptionsss 🔥

the denim skirt

the sorority glitter cheeksss

hot.

okay I’m starting to sound 𝓁𝑒𝓈𝒷𝒾𝒶𝓃 my apologies

The age differences

honestly this wasn’t that much if a discrepancy I just found it a bit funny like todo as his homeboy lol

but yuji was so cute and I’m all for dad gojo but you’ve opened my mind to big brother gojo and I don’t see what’s not to like about it

As for the rest of the characters

Loved yuji as the bouncer (I didn’t know what that even was, again love how u actually know what u write about)

and also just that tiny crumb of megs when readers taking pictures, I can totally picture him as a soccer player

nanami was so odd to imagine but I settled on teen nanami with the emo hair and such

Choso

I just love chosos existence in this fic thanks for that 😌

OKAYYYYY this length of yap sesh should land me in a psych ward I spent a good hour and a half on this I’d say

but yes it’s due time I professed my ever growing admiration for you (💍 🔪)

I will check out if you’ve given fic recs but again I’m into the marriage pregnancy type shi and I do love me a good college au now more than ever so if u may 🤲

jk ‼️I DONT EXPECT YOU TO REPLY TO ANY OF THIS IM A BIG FAN REGARDLESS‼️

cannot wait for the next chapter (can he please dick us down hard already your edge game is something else 🫠)

xoxo 💋

OH WOW FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS ASK?? i appreciate the love for kickoff sm :”) even though it’s not something you usually read!! and yes 💯 to that fanart

haha i actually know close to nothing about soccer. i just ask chatgpt a bunch of questions about it when i write 🤣 but i know a tiny bit ab film photography cuz one of my close friends studied film in college :) i’m so happy those aspects stick out to you!!

HAHA pls the whole bed scene in ch8 was a lot of fun to write. i just love domestic lil convos between two people, and the lil digimon scene made me emotional to write bc it reminded me of how nerdy canon gojo is LOL (i miss him sm)

i’m glad you like yn too!! tbh she’s the center focus of the story in my eyes haha gojo is just a side character 💀 and wymmm my girlie is SHORT too 🤣 well idk how short you’re talking haha but in my head she’s 5’4 cuz that’s how tall i am lol

thank you sm for interacting so deeply with my silly lil story 😭💕 sorry if i didnt respond to all aspects of your ask but i read it all and was cheesing so hard plskdjdhd. so glad you’re looking forward to more!! also haha i saw your follow up ask too and YES gojo as a cat dad wasn’t something on my kickoff bingo card but alas here we are 🤣 much love from me 💕

alsooo i do have another series called “in holy matriphony” that is a fake marriage au gojo x reader :0 just mentioning that since you said you’re in the domestic marriage sorts of stuff. it’s kind of a silly n crack fic vibes tho LOL maybe not the serious angsty stuff but it’ll have angst for sure too :”) just if you’re interested bb!! <3

[malinastharlock]

Malina Reviews Diablo 4

Okay so I am a fan of Blizzard's games and have been since I first played The Lost Vikings and the original Warcraft. So of course I'm going to pick up the new Diablo 4 game and okay the fuck out of it. I've grown used to games having a few glitches and maybe some bugs here and there but omg this is stupid. I have always held Blizzard to a higher standard than other big game companies cuz they only make like 4 titles and they normally go hard as fuck on them and release something amazing. I will not just sit here and bash a game just because a few bugs either but, Oh My Fucking Cthulhu! This is shit! It's a sparklie fun steaming pile of shit, but still shit. So from here I'm going to break down this steaming pile.

1. THE STORY

::SPOILERS ALERT::

The story is basically like any other Diablo game you are the glorified custodian of a war between good and evil and you're just basically cleaning up the crap fest that they leave behind although this time they change it up with the story of Lilith, a demon who got tired of all the bullshit between the forces of good and evil and decides to do her own thing, she found herself an angel who was also tired of the war too, and both decided to make a nice home have some kids but then baby daddy was like naw fuck this shit, I don't want these kids being so powerful that they could destroy me or heaven. So bro bounced and locked her ass up and decided these kids are mine and I'm gonna make sure they never live up to their potential. Mommy got released from the slammer and decided to go on a revenge kick and whoop the shit out of her baby daddy, while also trying to empower her children, but some of her kids are like, "Naw we like being bitches.", so decided to be punk ass bitches and kill her.

Now me personally, I didn't like it at all. I found myself rooting for Lilith and wishing she won but ::SPOILER ALERT:: she doesn't. No instead she get offed and much like the other day SX ma kina evils can't I don't think she can actually die, but who knows, we might see her later on sometime, much like how he ended up seeing Mephisto again. Yeah, Blizzard made sure to plug as much of Diablo 2 into this Diablo 4 game as a possibly, cuz you know, got to milk that franchise and all that. I will give them props. On one thing, there were several instances in this game where I actually ended up crying, because I was like, "Why? Why did you kill that character you fucker? I liked that one."

I did, however, find a lot more enjoyment out of the side quests in the game, which there are plenty of. There were actually a few side quests that really got me and made me cringe a little. Cringe, as in, Great Cthulhu, that is gross! Still not that bad. I enjoy gross sometimes.

2. The Gameplay

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤧

I am sorry you got to give me a second, sometimes when I think about the gameplay it makes you want to puke.

Ok, so normally, blizzard is known for releasing beautiful games. They release games that are good, they look good, they play good, their story is at least adequate, however, I can't say the same for this one. I don't know what happened, and I don't know where they drop the ball. I mean, its still plays like your normal dungeon runner. I really don't know where they went wrong or where to even start, so here's a try.

They brought several elements from Diablo and mortal into the game that I don't mind. It makes it more fun in multiplayer, since if I really wanted to do multiplayer, which is not what I normally like to do with Diablo games. Seriously it's all multiplayer now. 🤢🤮 I really don't think they play tested this game enough because the overwhelming amount of glitches I have found in this game is astonishing for blizzard game. That's not even the worst part. They make you so underpowered at the beginning that everything is a struggle. Unless you run through the entire game and collect every single Lilith statue, you can find then you'll become OP in the game feels like an normal Diablo game. Oh, and collecting all the Lilith statues is pretty dag-on hard unless you get your horse, which you won't get until after act 3, then running all over the ginormous freaking world map that they are creating and probably plan on creating more of sanctuary to go with it as time goes on, or they end up scrapping the whole thing because they screwed up so bad to begin with. Knowing Blizzard, they might do that. I'm seriously starting to think that blizzard is becoming as bad as Netflix, but that's a gripe for another time.

Another huge problem, I see with this right now is the grind after you hit level 50. From level 50 to 100, you have to grind and grind and grind, and it is so tedious, that after reaching level 60, I was like, fuck this I'm out. I'm not out out but I am definitely not going to waste all my time grinding to 100.

As much as I seem to like the horse on the console version, there seems to be a huge problem with the horse just going in general. Like you, you click on the horse and it just stops or it's super slow, and you end up getting hit by all the creatures you're trying to run from or you're just, what is the word I'm thinking of? inconvenienced in a way that it's really irritating.

The Butcher

So like how I said they make you very underpowered and very challenging, I don't mind a good challenge, but when you're getting wrecked by everything when you first start playing your favorite class from the other several games, you can't help but get really frustrated with Diablo 4. Like when you first run into The Butcher and you are running around very underpowered and then he proceeds to makes you his bitch. That really sucks.

3. Graphics

The graphics in this game are actually really beautiful. I love the cut scenes, I love what they've done, blizzard has really come a long way, and it shows. I really do love the fact that they have a giant open world to run around in, and the events that they do are really fun, I love the particle effects. I love that they put so much effort into it, but I also think they could have done more with that least the character creation, but that has nothing do with graphics.

[whoreforharlow]

Con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions😭 jkjk

That’s so freakin sweet the way he treats you and always making time for you 😩 and he plans everything??? OKAYYYYY what a win 🤌🏼

😂😂😂😂 so nice feel what it's like on the otherside 🤧 single life was nice and all, but I this is sooo much better. I'm 25 and my last like serious-ish relationship was when I was 22, and even that was a shit show (he was the only Taurus I've ever dated and I had never made a bigger mistake in my life)

That's what I'm sayinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Like plans everything, doesn't let me pay for shit, picks really nice places (which aren't even always expensive, like sometimes it's just a hole in the wall (he doesn't like chain restaurants)), makes sure I get home safe, asks me if I've eaten and feeds me when I say I haven't rather than just "you should eat" 🙄, is so patient and calm about things when I feel like I'm panicking, listens to me without giving me advice (like he'll let me vent but knows that I know how to fix the problem but I just wanna bitch about it), is so kind to waitstaff and service workers, has really healthy relationships with his friends and family (from what it seems), likes sports and whatever, but also likes creative writing and artsy fartsy stuff, he's just got this sweet, genuine thing about him, doesn't like to show off too much to impress me, is so easy going, and has great hygiene practices (so fucking important), hasn't pressured me for sex (I got something like a 90 rule ig), is really attentive but also like to talk about himself so it's not just me talking and him nodding, expresses his feelings well 🥰

ANDDDDDD he's the first guy that I haven't created this "perfected version" of him in my head. Like I don't fantasize about him, I reminisce??? Like when I think of him, I think about our time together and not make up scenarios in my head and think about how he would be in that scenario. I like the Canon version of him lol, there is no HC in my head like I usually do

Literal footage of me whenever he's talking

How I feel when I think of him (he thinks my bitmoji is super cute too 🥰)

[apoptoses]

“You and @desertfangs have been the only ones to make any comment on that fic at all and it feels so awful” okay first of all HOW??? It’s honestly shocking to me because it’s... perfect? Literally doesn’t get any better than this, Devil’s Minion-wise. It has all the components that make their relationship so complex, fascinating, and fun. With top tier writing at that. And absolutely mind blowing smut. Their interactions feel lifted right off the text, so like... what else do y’all want?!! And even kink-wise I don’t feel like it’s too extreme or anything tbh, Angle of Incidence felt a lot more experimental to me for instance (my dyslexic ass thought it was Angel of Indecency for the longest time and it somehow worked??? lmao). Anyhow this is officially a PSA from DA to the good people of tumblr.com/AO3: don’t be a fucking prude and read this, your experience in this fandom will be better for it (nothing wrong with being a prude btw, but being an Armand/Daniel fan and not tolerating even the mildest of kinks is... certaintly a choice). I hope this doesn’t discourage you from posting! Know that there are tons of people who love everything you put out there. Banger after banger, every single time 🥹

“His backlog of films is just so fucking perfect and his looks are incredible and ugh! I just love picturing him as Daniel”, just saw your post and dear god it’s doing things to me. Specially eyeing that one with Madchen Amick because the Devil’s Minion vibes are off the fucking charts. Madchen with her pale face and reddish hair and feline features... oh I’ll be looking into it. 

“are you a succession fan? haha Is this a kendall roy reference?” lmao it’s ALWAYS Succession reference babes, I’m absolutely insufferable about it. Sundays are just not the same anymore, LIFE is not the same 🤧

“They're part of him, they're a symbol of the walls he has up and the defense mechanisms he hides behind, so any time I have him remove them around Daniel he's being the most honest.” Exactly! And the fact that he allows himself to be completely bare in front of another creature (human or not) is a huge thing for him. Daniel is so doomed yet so lucky, and I get the feeling he knows it, even if he can’t fully explain why at this point. 

My cats!!! Light of my life, fire of my loins. No pictures available atm sadly as I’m in class rn but one of them is named after VC’s Pandora  and she’s the baddest bitch in the game, just like her namesake xoxo DA ❤️❤️

I have no idea! Angle of Incidence was so extreme, I thought if people enjoyed that then nothing I wrote could put them off but fate as it flows is just flopping in terms of audience response. I feel like I've done something wrong but I don't know what.

VC tends to be a surprisingly tame fandom but if people have read my other stuff and liked it...idk I really have no clue. My confidence is really off now, I have to admit. I have two completed things on deck and the idea of posting them is now excruciating lol But I deeply appreciate your encouragement.

The Madchen Amick movie is wild because if you blur your vision a little and ignore her boobs she even LOOKS Armand-y at times. It's a good one for visuals of them together but if you want him with the most Molloy-vibes action-wise I'd say you gotta watch Sex Lies and Videotape and Crash. They're both perfect erotic weirdo movies, I could scream about them for days.

You love Armand/Daniel AND Succession, you're perfect DA lmao Please respond asap with which Succession character is your favorite, I need to know. My life is so empty without Tom Wambsgans filling my Sunday nights, for real.

Pandora 🥹 I don't even know her and I love her already!

[ellrond]

I posted 2,100 times in 2022

That's 1,284 more posts than 2021!

230 posts created (11%)

1,870 posts reblogged (89%)

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I tagged 2,089 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

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#elrond - 282 posts

#lotr - 208 posts

#fanart - 186 posts

#ask - 132 posts

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Longest Tag: 133 characters

#‘bilbo this is fingon felagund you may have heard of-‘ ‘love what you did with the caves i used to live in somewhat of a cave myself’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

In early notes by Tolkien the marriage of Elrond and Celebrian was 2500 Third Age and he originally planned to have Celebrian travel to Lothlorien in 2600 Third Age when she was actually killed, a mere hundred years after her marriage to Elrond so anyway thanks Tolkien for revising that but also fuck him for giving her that fate anyway when it adds nothing to the story and she could have been the ruling lady of Rivendell during LotR 😭😭😭

188 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

#4

The fact that they didn't even give new Elrond the sexy long locks he deserves we really are getting robbed 🤧

Literally not to be a bitch but who the fuck is that skinny twink, Hugo didn’t put his whole Weavussy into 5 films as Elrond for this wisp of a tween to come in and not even give us 22” of lace front

288 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#3

Galadriel and Elrond in Vanity Fair’s First Look at the Rings of Power

344 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#2

Is Halbrand Sauron? Probably.

Spoilers ahead!

TL;DR: it’s too lazy for him to be Aragorn 2.0- they want us so badly to come to the conclusion that he’s a lost king, it is too easy for that to be the truth. He’s in the right place at the right time to fill the role of Sauron in Numenor and he is of the right, charming, slippery, calculating disposition.

My main reason is they’re laying on this idea of him being Aragorn 2.0 way too thick and it’s the biggest red herring out there. We’ve seen the ‘lost king fulfilling his fate’ story already in the Lord of the Rings and in the Hobbit and it’s tired and lazy and boring.

So what does Sauron want to do in the books? He wants to infiltrate Numenor and recruit the people there to his side and he successfully does that over years of lies and manipulation when the majority of Numenoreans are poisoned against elves, Valar, and each other because of him. Sauron’s end goal in Numenor is ultimate control.

Now let’s look at the evidence in the first three episodes.

Episode 1:

Gil Galad says that he and Elrond foresaw that if Galadriel had continued trying to stop Sauron, she would inadvertently help him

Episode 2:

When the sea monster comes towards the raft, Halbrand advises to stand still to avoid detection when no one else suggests it and it initially works as it doesnt attack them - how would someone from a landlocked region have any knowledge of an ancient sea monster?

Galadriel asked why he separated his raft from the main one to save himself and he said ‘why be part of the larger target?’ - this could be alluding to the fact that Sauron’s forces are in central middle earth while he’s in the middle of the ocean

He talks about suffering and losing his home - Sauron served Morgoth in the First Age and their home was in Angband which was destroyed by the Valar in the War of Wrath. Sauron lost his home and he lost his master

Galadriel tells Halbrand to bind himself to her which is pretty loaded language when she could have just told him to tie himself to her. It’s at this point that he could have let Galadriel die, but he may already know that she could provide him with leverage in the future.

Episode 3 is where it gets way more obvious

Sauron is a charmer - in the books, Celebrimbor is all but in love with him when he’s in disguise. Halbrand flirts with Galadriel and charms her and goes above and beyond for her, like taking Finrod’s dagger from Elendil to give back to her

The moment he gets a bit of freedom, Halbrand goes to a blacksmith and asks for work and says his work is the best the blacksmith will have ever seen. Sauron is a mighty smith who learned under Aule, the god of smithery. Why’s he so set on having access to a smithy? He goes so far as theft to enable his pathway to work

Sauron took the name of Lord of Gifts when he was disguised with the elves, and what does he do in the tavern? Orders rounds of drinks for everyone

When he’s cornered in the alleyway he fights off 5 strong Numenorians with barely a scratch - Sauron was skilled in hand-to-hand combat

He’s eager to appease Tar-Miriel the queen and be seen as trustworthy. Yes, he is captive at the moment, but he has an easy charm even with great lords and ladies that do not befit his station

The figure at the end of the episode is another red herring - it’s not Sauron himself, but a commander of his, perhaps even the Witch-King of Angmar?

It makes sense that Sauron himself would be far away from the Southlands and the centre of his power when he knows that the elves keep watch - whether that be Gil-Galad from afar, or the Silvan elves who are now withdrawing.

His current location of Numenor where Sauron wants to be, and he is developing his relationship with Galadriel who is key to the entire race of elves. If he can manipulate her, he has an easy journey ahead of him. Remember, she ends up being a ring-bearer herself and although her ring is not made by Sauron, her fate is tied to the One Ring and to Sauron.

He’s also wanting to start crafting whatever and promises his work will be the best. He’s already privy to the two factions in Numenor - those who follow the old king and those who follow the queen - and is beginning to learn more about them.

As already said, he’s a charmer, he’s likeable, he has some sense of destiny about him, and he’s good-looking to boot. That’s Sauron’s go-to disguise. To many people familiar with the lore, it seems obvious that Halbrand is not the good guy Galadriel wants him to be. I think this will also lead into conflict between Gil Galad, Elrond, and Galadriel and a decline in her confidence and place in the world over the coming seasons, along with her rising from the ashes.

376 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

obsessed with how tidy he keeps his hair around Gil Galad versus the floppy hair in Khazad Dum. look at this

Gil Galad is like that grandmother who pulls kids close and combs their hair until they yell

690 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

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[sk3tch404]

Nah seriously though what drugs did you add to make Jayce this amazing/handsome/ iconic / beautiful/ insanely hot / and more culturally significant than the renaissance

Trauma dumping and self projection /srs (This is why he is so miserable 😮) PLEASE THO IM OK- Shawty yk especially when im goin down the drain.

ALSO TYSM FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING JAYCE AND HIS SHENANIGANS!!! I LOVE U TOO MUCH FOR THIS SHAWTY <33

And believe it or not, the only reason he exists is because of the OG mha designs. Emo Izuku clicked smth in me.

I needed to make a loser boy for myself.

I don't know how or why he is so cute. It just sorta... Happened. He just appeared. And I'm never letting go. He is OUR BOY.

Nah but jokes aside, Jayce originally was inspired by both OG deku and Sally Face. He had blue hair and pale skin that made him look half dead.

I really wanted him to look like Sal Fisher, but blue hair wasn't doin too hot with his design. I didn't want him to be blond because i felt as if I was being lazy and giving up. But it turned out I really liked it! I wanted him to have a little spice/accent to him so there went his purple streak!

Tbh I have little to no creativity for male fashion, so I just slapped on what I wear when I'm masc.

I just made him look like a loser junkie. Muahhahaha

I actually considered purple eyes bc I have a weird love for characters with them, but it in the end it would fight for attention with the streak and necklace.

His fav color actually isn't purple despite it being the color that grabs your attention to his design at first! It's Rory's lol. Not a huge spoiler, but it's smth that connects them 🤧 Gosh do I love their secret lore that hasn't been revealed yet...

And don't ask me abt freckles. I forgot. All ik is that they are so satisfying to draw and that he is hella insecure abt it.

Rory came out bc I had an OC sugar rush and boy am i glad he is here 😭 Jayce's lore would be 10x more boring without him.

I wanted Rory to be an bad boy emo little whiny bitch, but ugh, it totally just didn't click out. The hair was a issue within itself, the jacket wasn't very special, his tight v-neck shirt felt forced, his accs were troubling, but his little officer hat was very loved. ^^

He is Valentine inspired now! (Monster high) ain't that funny? Since Rory's route does revolve around Valentines day lol

Elliot came after Rory's sketch. I was gonna scrap it and do this mafia guy i had drawn in 8th grade, but it just felt lazy and not him yk? I was in my Tokyo Revengers Bonten arc phase with that mafia guy... 😰 what an interesting hyperfixation heheha...

Pinterest is DISGUSTING with them bro. I only look at em once in a good while to ruin my boring day.

And Maxim and Anton are just cuties I took my time with. So I don't have anything bad or too significant to say about them 😉

[gemsgamegems]

I...do not have the necessary energy to transfer my 4774274 screens from my switch to this Tumblr post, and then go back and add the ALT text.

So.

This will be a text only review, and the pictures will possibly come later (and in SMALL batches) sometime...in the future...yeah

I FINISHED VALIDATE LAST WEEK, EEEEEEE!!

Yeah, I started the month/year it came out (Sept/Oct 2022) and then...had to abandon it BUT I have finished, 100% everything (except the dumb rhythm game that unlocks one last CG in Malik's route--okay, the mini game isn't dumb, I just keep getting super low scores and stressing myself out 🤧)

So, some thoughts?

The order I played: Isabelle -> Inaya -> Emhari -> Malik

Favorite characters: Bigs, Isa, Yolanda, Malik, all the kids. God the kids were so CUTE I COULD NOT??????

Favorite routes: All of Malik's (more later), All of Isa's (I just love her SO much??? Literally rooting for her the whole time. Definitely fell in love with her during the demo days and she didn't even have a route out yet!!) Bigs x Emhari (a friendship route in which I was introduced to Bigs and spent the rest of the game's other routes crying that I have to wait until vol. 2 to play as Bigs, God I love him too, stop it 🤧)

Not...favorite characters: Ashlie (which...I understand she's purposefully written to be a bitch, and the girl is going through some Stuff™️, ALSO I played her route back in the original demo days and remember some of said stuff, but...idk. I was not feeling her once I got to Emhari's route 😂) Keaton (yeeaaah his white ass was a Kickstarter tier and I still stand behind the team needing to make it more money to have him in the game. Spoilers spoilers spoilers SPOILERS SPOILERS lol if you're reading this post, it's basically talking spoiler stuff anyway There's the Inaya x Keaton route, and of course they fuck, and I was literally so unimpressed with Keaton's sorry self. Like he's definitely a well written character....but my God, I know ppl--men-- like him IRL and I can't imagine ignoring that particular brand of bullshit and going yeah, let's bump uglies. Good idea. Yup. NO!!! NOT A GOOD IDEA!!! GIRL WHAT??? NOOOOOOO. Lol so ofc I bullied him to get the bad ending card, and then cried when I had to be nicer to get the good ending card lololololll)

Specific thoughts Concerning Isabelle

It's the way I want to go back and replay all her routes??? I felt a strong kinship with Isa before, during and after her routes. I was in the same mental and physical state as Isa when I first played her route, and while she's in the theater world and I was in the retail/customer service one, I related to her creative spirit, her ties and love for her family, hell having to ride the city bus and living with your family because you're afraid/can't afford to strike it out on your own. And yeah. LOL concerning her dates and romance escapades...no there aren't direct parralls to my life with that BUT I had great empathy, and I especially understood where she was coming from in trying to find herself and pursue her own dreams even when she was frigging proposed to and I was like OMG YES GIRL MARRY ANOKI, BE CUTE TOGETHAAA

Specific thoughts Concerning Malik

....I know I curse in these posts anyway, but apologies for this because... NIGGAAAA 😂🙄😐🤣 I should preface this section of rambles with the disclaimer that I have an inherent bias for Malik x Arihi because of the damn demo. And I mean the early days demo, back with the old art style. So like...the VERY first character I played as was Malik and he has vexed, stressed, garnered my emotional support, and then some with his light-skinned self ☠️. He grows a loooot during his routes though: struggling rapper with 2 kids by 2 different moms, still in love with one of them, struggling and then excepting his sexuality, coming to terms with how much his dad fucked up him and his mom...all while being an utter MESS at times. Some of the stuff you could choose to say with him??? 🙄...🤣 Listen, I will clown his ass but I also will be his loudest defender!!! But after a few Ls he did get some huge Ws and I was super proud of him. (Side bar, but I thought was interesting and needed perspective concerning parents who love their children but don't want to be parents. Like...controversial? Very. But not everyone is fit or even wants to be a parent, and I wish we'd stop pushing that idea on people. Anyhooooo....)

To Conclude

I bought the soundtrack, so I love being at work listening to it, or at home and drafting/writing with it playing in the background ($6 USD y'all!!!). The CGsssssssss I liveeeeeeeeeeee 🤧Volume 2, I need very much omg. I know it was scheudled to come out last year, but life happens and I'm sure the team is doing whatever they need to do to get us the next installment of ValiDate. The game very much ticks off the 'slice-of-life' box for me, and it's even more fun as we're removed from the teen side and get to see this trope explored with 20 somethings all from diverse cultural backgrounds, ethnicities, sexualities, and family make ups (ppl are divorced, have broken engagements, are hung up on exes, serial daters, needing friends, etc etc. and that's just volume 1!!)

On a side note, I would recommend playing this on PC or Xbox, and not the switch. I liked playing in bed, but I had soooo many issues with crashing and sprites not appearing, and things not unlocking on my Switch version. It was very annoying. But that aside, I truly love this game and I highly recommend it!

[dalchiid]

Hello! I’ve been a longtime reader and wow I can’t we’re already at chapter 30! I love this story so so much your writing is absolutely amazing!! Y/n’s time at the Baek’s almost seems like forever ago and I can’t believe all the crazy things that have transpired since then, it’s been such a thrill ride to say the least.

When y/n was imagining Namjoon I was so scared she was actually going to moan out his name. I don’t know how to explain it but every time y/n interacts with Namjoon be it physically or not, I’m instantly reminded of her interactions with Hyun-woo and the fact that Hoseok was still able to pull the rug from underneath her despite how sure she was of her position in that household. Given the fact that Hoseok still managed to get his way in another Lord’s house, I can’t imagine what he’d do to y/n who’s currently playing right in front of his face like she is now, and with his own brother at that.

Wheww I was not expecting Hoseok to slam Jiyoo against the wall like that just because she snapped her teeth at y/n. Then again considering his possessive streak, I’m impressed he even allowed her to get that close to y/n to begin with. Also not Taehyung knocking out one of Jiyoo’s blood suckers. Now I get why the bros didn’t want to tell him about the first fight. Vampires only have 2 fangs right? Which means Jiyoo is down to 1? Deserved. Hoseok gave her so many warnings so maybe if she hadn’t been such a bitch and threaded more carefully she’d be going back home exactly as she arrived: with her teeth still in tact. Now I’ll consider that karma for her trying to eat y/n alive back at the Baek’s. Jiyoo screaming “half-wit savage” really made me laugh like okay look who’s talking, hy-po-crite.

Thank you so much and it really does feel like forever ago! I kind of miss writing the Baeks 🤧 I'm glad you've been enjoying the story so far too.

Can you imagine if she would have moaned out Namjoon's name?? The amount of fury Hoseok would feel... Yeah no thanks lol. Y/N and Namjoon are playing it dangerous. Like you said Hoseok managed to get his way in another Lord's house. A house Y/N never thought would be ripped from her. He knows how to play his game and if Y/N and Namjoon knows what's good for them they should probably stop. If we thought we've seen Hoseok mad before it'll be nothing compared to when he finds out.

Hoseok was waiting for Jiyoo to step back. The teeth snapping really pissed him off mostly because he heard Y/N whimper. That was the last straw for him. And Taehyung is wild for that. He really said "Tomfoolery?? Not on my watch!"

As for the teeth, these vampires have the two fangs up top and two small ones at the bottom. But she is still at a disadvantage because the vampires mostly depend on their top fangs to dig in and yes deserved! Jiyoo grew up with Hoseok's mentality when it comes to possession but as we've seen she doesn't care if whatever it is has already been possessed. She wants it too because she's a brat. In the end she fucked around and found out that she was messing with the wrong people. And yes! Definitely karma. If Hyun-Woo were to find out he would probably just laugh at her misfortune. She's def a hypocrite herself. It's easy for the pot to call the kettle black when you look over your own misdeeds.

[lamamasjamas]

Love Bites

(Vampire!AU)

Summary: You’ve wanted to know what getting your blood sucked out of you felt like. Well now’s your chance. Din’s happy to help, despite not wanting to risk it before.

Masterlist A Mutual Agreement

A/n: love bites or love bites eh eh 🤭. I know Vampire Din would treat me right I just know it 😤 Anyways thank you all for the love on the last vampire din fic I made! ❤️

Warnings: Smut (blood kink?), Violence sorta graphic, angst, Din’s spit has healing powers and is an aphrodisiac, so aphrodisiac use, reader gets mad horny literally, fluff 🤧

Being held at gunpoint wasn’t fun.  Especially since you both were being held captive at the moment.  Your cut lip stung.  You're pretty sure one of your eyes was swollen shut.   

And from a distance, amidst your blurry vision and the black spots speckled on the edges of your sight you see them hold up Mando by his pits and drag him forward.  You slump further, the hands holding you up gripping tighter against your arms. You feel their claws sink further into your skin, causing you to hiss and cry out.  

Mando’s head rises sharply, finally realizing that you were there with him. 

“You're not going on this one.”, he said as he strapped a blaster to his side. You had just woken up, he was already outside by the time you rushed out of the bunk.  You protested when he told you he was going to collect a bounty alone.  He responded as bluntly as possible. 

“Why not?”, you groan. 

He turns to you slowly.  He steps off the ramp and presses a button on his gauntlet.  You can see the smirk on his face despite the way he was completely covered in armor. 

“Stay here.”, he says sternly.  

The ramp starts to rise. 

“I want to help too!”

The ramp was halfway closed.

“You are helping.” 

“What- how?!”, you shout crankily.  He was completely obscured from your view now.  Only a wedge of the outside could be seen. 

“By protecting the shi-” 

The ramp closed shut.

You huff and go back to sleep.  If he says he could handle it, you would take his word.  

He stares at you.  You were still in your sleep shirt, his sleep shirt.  They must have ambushed the ship.  You looked banged up, you glanced up at him drowsily.  Oh, how much he wanted to hold you.  He can see the tears accumulating along your waterline. He didn’t like how much blood he could smell.  Your blood.  It was starting to make him salivate, despite the situation. 

You were shoved to the ground in front of him.  Your hands and knees scrape against the rocky floor, you wince as you try to pick yourself up.  You couldn’t even look at him.  You felt a great shame.  You couldn’t even protect yourself in your own damn ship.  You can see Mando’s chest rise and fall quickly and fully.  He felt angry, deep and hateful rage.  As a boot against your back pushes you to fall face first to the ground and then said boot shoves your shoulder in deeper, he shouted out.  

Despite the knife pressing against his throat, he kept on trying to shuffle forward. He kept on shouting at them to stop even as they started lifting the shirt higher up your thighs.  

They stop when he manages to shove one arm away from the two holding him still.  He wasn’t free for long.  A knife plunges into his side.  

“This your bitch?”, the bounty taunts. He pulls you up by the shirt and shoves you to sit up on your knees.  You scowl as he kneels next to you, dragging a blade against your throat.  

“If you do anything to her, I will find you and I will kill you in the slowest and most painful way possible.”, Mando hisses. 

They all laugh hysterically as if he told a joke. Your scowl disappears, your face paling.  They were crazy.  They were crazy.  To handle a threat from a Mandalorian was one thing. To laugh in their face was something else entirely. 

“I won’t hurt her. You just need to hand over the armor.”, he says as he wipes his eyes, still smiling and chuckling. 

You shake your head weakly.  Pleading with your eyes, or eye, to not do it.  To not take the deal.  

“I can handle it, Mando.”, you whimpered.  

He shakes his head at you, you felt as if he was gesturing to a crying child. As if he was saying, no you can’t, silly you.   You felt like a disappointment. 

“Please don-”

“I'll do it.”, he says clearly amongst the crowd. 

You feel all of their smirks directed towards you.  He would sacrifice himself for this.  You didn’t think you were as valuable as his identity was. You start to cry despite yourself. 

You close your eyes tightly when you hear their cheers and whistles as Mando drops plates of his armor to the ground.  You start to sob as you hear the hiss of his helmet at last.  Your face was suddenly gripped in a hand.  Your jaw burns from the strain of the pressure of the fingers making you face up.  A blade runs down your cheek, cutting into your skin.  You can hear Mando’s sharp inhale.  

You open your eyes.  His eyes were wild and his nostrils flared.  You can see him lick his lips and swallow thickly, sweating bullets as he stares at you.  His body twitches, he was tensing. He was practically shaking.  

He told you that one of the benefits of the helmet was that it blocked smells and scents.  A specific scent being that of blood.  He said he was dangerous.  You thought he was extremely dangerous with the armor.  He told you he was much more violent without it.  At your tense expression he then told you that he also wore armor because his skin was sensitive to sunlight.  You laughed at him for a whole week after that. 

You take a deep breath in and exhale shakily.  You hope you don’t poke your eye out. You move to the side quickly, slicing your cheek, your jaw, and part of the side of your neck against the blade.  You yell out from the intense sting.  

You were pushed away.   

“She’s crazy!” 

“What the hell!” 

Your cheek was oozing so much blood that it started running down your side, staining your- his shirt and making you fall to the ground.  You didn’t have much recollection of what happened afterwards.  You could hear screams, shouts and some gurgles.  Darkness was cut with glimpses of your eyes blinking towards the side of the room. Each time you blinked new splotches of red covered the room. You felt cold.  

You slowly reached up towards your face.  You couldn’t even feel the wetness of your neck with your fingertips, they started losing feeling.  Your head starts to roll after a while, finally losing all of your strength in your shoulders and neck.

You see boots approach you and they seem familiar.  You just couldn’t place it at that moment.  Lips meet your cheek and make a path down to your neck.  You initially cry out.  The pain was so intense you felt as if you were going to pass out, black dots started hovering over the edge of your vision.  Then, the most pleasurable feeling overcame you.  

You started to moan out weakly, biting your lip and rolling your eyes to the back of your head from the euphoria.  As the lips continued to lick and suck on your wound, you started to rock your hips, your thighs squeezing and your cunt pulsing uncontrollably.  

Weakly lifting your hand to the head at your neck you feel soft tendrils of hair.  You didn’t know how you even had enough strength to tug at his hair, but you did.  His deep groan made your whole body twitch.  

When his face came up from your neck you whined.  You turn slightly to see him cradling your hand and shoving your fingers in his mouth. You could feel his sharp teeth, he lightly pricked your fingers and he sucked on them until they were all cleaned.  The blood that had stained your hand now gone.  

You slump to the floor once more as his hands move your face from side to side. He had a worried look in his eye.  Yours were dilated and your body twitched, moaning out when he touched your bare skin. 

“So, what you're saying is that you can make ‘drinking’ pleasurable?”, you ask incredulously.  

He shrugs. “If you want to call it that, sure.”  

You scoff.

“It's already pleasurable for me, I get a meal out of feeding anyway.”, he says bluntly. 

You sit back in the co-pilot seat, watching as he presses buttons and pushes levers. You fidget in your seat, the leather crackling loudly.  You didn’t know how to ask. He turns slightly and sighs.

“I’m not doing it to you.” 

“Oh c’mon!”

He turns fully and puts his elbows on his knees. You lean forward.  

“It’s dangerous.  What if I can’t control myself?”

You roll your eyes. “You’ve literally done it before, you just told me-” 

“Your blood is different; your scent is stronger than anyone else's I've ever encountered. And frankly I kind of want to keep you around.”  

You try to fight the rising smile on your face as he sits up and turns, ending the conversation. After a few minutes of being in hyperspace you speak up.  

“But-”  

“If your few days old pussy blood makes me crazy, imagine me with your fresh blood.” 

“Ew.” 

“Exactly, now shut up.” 

He carries you to the bunk, quickly sifting through some bags he keeps for emergencies in his crate and finding your type.  You passed out after he cleaned you up and closed your wound.  You were still trembling even after you lost consciousness, probably an effect of the venom he lathered on your sliced skin.  

Even as he pierced through your skin and into a vein you moaned.  Every touch against you caused you to shiver.  He can smell your cunt even with the helmet back on.  If only he could feel how wet you were.

He left to the farthest side of the hull when he was done.  

…

You woke up as good as new, even as you pressed against the cheek that you were sure was going to have a gaping wound in, all you felt was smooth skin, you even felt better than before the whole breaking into the ship thing.  You tried to sit up but you were hit with a pang to your lower torso.  You moan out.  It felt as if lightning zapped through you and between your legs.  Your pussy started to convulse uncontrollably.  

The bunk suddenly felt too hot, too suffocating.  You needed to get out.  Get out and find Mando.  He could help you.  You stand shakily against the cold floor of the hull.  The contrast against your skin stinging you and causing you to hiss.  You see Mando with his arms crossed, sitting atop a crate.  Each step you take towards him makes you groan.  You feel your thighs get wet and sticky as you continue forward.

He wakes up and panics seeing you limp towards him.  He stands right when he sees you start to fall.  You cry out as he holds you against him.  The beskar was cold and soothing against your heated skin and his hands were sending your brain into overdrive.  

He was trying to push you back, he thought he was hurting you, but you kept on holding on, nuzzling your face into the fabric of his neck and inhaling deeply.  

“Please…”, you whimpered.  His grip tightens around you.  He quickly picks you up and sits you on the pad of the bunk.  You lay back down, starting to shove your pants down and your shirt up, things you didn’t notice you were changed into when you were passed out.  

He stops you, gripping your hands and pulling you to sit up.  

“Listen, this might take a while.  The first times always do.” 

You nod, not really listening.  Instead, you pull his helmet off, tufts of his hair fall around his face, and you start to run your hands through them.  

“It’s going to be rough- “ 

Your lips crash against his and you moan loudly.  Your hands pull on his clothes desperately. Your fingers hook on parts of his armor and try to pry it off. 

“Gods, Mando”, you sultrily moan out. 

His face flushes a deep red. He grasps your hands tightly and you rock your hips against the cot of the bed, biting your lip.  

“I need to drink from you. It’s the only way to get this out of your system. The venom…” he swallows thickly as your arms bend as you lift them, making your hands which are tightly held in his reach the back of your head. He leans forward along with his arms. 

Your nose nuzzles against his, then leads down his throat where you taste the sweat accumulating and sliding down. You mewl. 

“The venom… ah- is in your b-bloodstream.  If I g-get enough out of you, you’ll be able to… flush it out through sweat.” 

You blink up at him owlishly, finished with making a plethora of bruises along his throat and jaw. Your lips were swollen. His hand reaches towards your plump bottom lip and smooths his thumb over it. 

You close your eyes in bliss. His touch soothes yet lights a fire in you at the same time. You whimper when he lifts your chin up to him. You mumble something under your breath. 

“Mmh? I didn’t quite catch that mesh’la.” 

You grind against the cot, your hands coming up to his shoulders and meeting at his neck.  You hated it when he teased you, but it always got you riled up. 

“I need you.” 

That was all you needed to say for him to rip your clothes apart, allowing you to do the same for him. He pulled you up against his chest, his cock already inside of you and twitching as you pulsed around him. 

“You ready? It’s only going to sting a little and then it’s going to feel real good. I promise.” He mumbles against your skin. 

You nod eagerly, grinding yourself against his pelvis and smoothing your hands over his chest and neck.

He bites down and you clench around his cock.  He groans deeply from the way you squeeze around him. And as he sucks, tremors pass through you, making you see stars as he goes through a euphoric state because of the taste of your blood. 

You start to feel weak, your thrusts forward to take his cock deeper inside you, getting weaker. Instead, he assists by moving your hips against him.  As he was starting to finish his meal, he started to circle your nub in tight circles.  With all of the energy left in you, you thrusted as hard as you could against his hand.  

You feel yourself succumb and you roll your eyes to the back of your head. More blood fills Mando’s mouth as you cum. Your heart pumping wildly and your whole body shaking makes him groan against you and fill you up. 

You felt like you couldn’t breathe for a second, as if the breath was caught between your heart and your throat.  It was almost too much. When you were both down from your highs, you slumped against him. His head still buried in your neck and sucking.  

You take a moment to feel the rush of liquid go through you. To feel him suckling from you.  In this state it felt good, calming even, but you're sure if you didn’t have his venom running through you, it would have felt like pure agony. 

… 

You both lay on the cot, drawing circles against each other’s skin. You felt tired, very tired. You had to do several other exercises to ensure that the venom was out of your system. He was just happy to be there it seemed. 

“I’m taking you back.”, he says after a while. You were on the verge of sleep. Your eyes dart open, and you sit up too quickly making your head spin. 

You blink several times trying to get out of the spell. He cradles you back to his chest as you groan. 

“I took a lot of blood. You need to recover, slowly.” You nod against him. For a few moments you try to keep the tears at bay, but you can't help them from falling anymore. They alert Mando. 

He sits up as carefully as possible, bringing you up with him. He cups your face gently in his hands. 

“Hey, hey, what happened? Are you hurt? Did I hurt you?” 

You wipe your tears away. 

“I’m sorry.”, you say. 

He looks at you in confusion.

“What do you mean- “ 

“I almost got us killed. If they hadn’t ambushed me, maybe there could have been a chance that this never would have happened. If I was stronger, you would have never had to have done that. I know how much you hate your condition; I know your scared of hurting people- “ 

“They deserved it.” 

You blink up at him. He swipes some of the tears flowing down your cheeks. 

“Besides, you got what you wanted.” 

Your brows furrowed in confusion.

“Getting me to drink from the source while getting fucked.” 

You frown and he chuckles.  Slapping his chest, you shove him down the mattress and gently lay on top of him.  His hand automatically lazes through your hair. 

“I don’t want to leave.”, you say sadly.

He hums. “You have to. You need to recover.” 

“What if you don’t come back for me?” 

“I will.” 

You hum. He adjusts the blanket around you both. 

“We’re doing that again.”, you say sternly as you press on his chest with your finger. 

“Didn’t think we weren’t.” 

“Without the almost dying part.” 

He tsks. “Technically you still could die. But whatever helps you sleep at night.” 

Your heart warms from the banter. You're gonna miss his smug face when you're home ‘resting’. You peek up at his face. Your nose meets his jaw. 

“I- “, you start.  Should you say it? He looks down at you subtly from the corner of his eye. He can see you pause, your face filled with indecision.

“Goodnight, Mando.”, you decide. 

He stares at the ceiling, running his fingers through your hair and breathing in your scent deeply. 

“Goodnight, Mesh’la.”

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Hi Aineeeee time for some angstyyyy

Can I request William and s/o having an argument while William is oveeeeertired to argue then suddenly Patri took over and said meanie things to s/o. Of course s/o is not aware of Patri's existence inside William's body so she is very shocked and upset about it. Ending is up to you!! But please make it fluff 🤧

Thank you! Have a great day, lovvvv uuu 💓

Hello bby <33

This is quite a good request not gonna lie! I love it because it's the first time I writing a request of William with Patry in existence in his body! hehehe

William Vangeance x f! reader

TW: angst, profanities

"I'm sorry y/n, I really can't do this with you right now." William pinched the bridge of his nose as he sat on the couch.

"What do you mean you can't do this right now??" you bellowed, "Then when? Like are you ever free?"

"I've been busy with work, so I really want to just rest for now.." William leaned his head backwards and closed his eyes, "y/n can we just talk about this over the weekends?"

"Honestly William," you stood at the other end of the room, still upset about your man missing your anniversary date because of captainly duties, "are you sure you are not just taking me for granted?"

"Will you just shut up?"

William's eyes opened and his beautiful purple orbs turned a cold yellow. His features were similar but his lashes were silver, just like his hair, which was now long. But the most prominent thing of all.. Was his scar. It disappeared. There were symbols or markings on his face instead.

"W-who are you?" you muttered, feeling fear all of a sudden.

"I'm Patry and I'm an elf residing in william's body. We share the body if you would say."

"Where is William!" you questioned.

"He was too tired, so I took over and he's currently in sleep" he replied nonchalantly, "anyway he honestly doesn't have to deal with a brat like you. It's a waste of his time."

"Bring William back!" your grimoire rose as you got ready to fight. But Patry didn't even so much as flinch.

"Are you going to injure William's body? You can go ahead." he didn't even look at you, he was marvelling at his manicured nails.

"Why are you here now then?" you stared a hold in him. If looks could kill, Both Patry and William would be dead by your death glare.

"Look little girl. William is exhausted and here you are running your mouth of like a little bitch when he's home. Do you know what he has to go through as captain of the golden dawn? The best squad in Clover Kingdom?"

Patry suddenly stood up and crossed his arms, "Do you know how annoying you are miss y/n?"

You could only stare at him, lips slightly parted but no words came from your mouth. The words pricked at you in your heart and it showed from the tears starting to cloud your eyes.

"Enough!" Patry suddenly shouted. You snapped back into focus and wiped your tears away, only to find William standing in front of you again, holding onto his chest, panting.

"y/n.." he looked at you remorsefully as he walked towards you.

"No.." you stepped back, "Don't come near."

He looked at you with tears in your eyes, frightened and hurt. William has never felt his heart sink this way and in pain until today. "I-I'm sorry y/n... that.. wasn't me.."

"it's convenient huh? Being able to switch out and talk some crap and then say that it wasn't you." you snapped suddenly, "which is the real you? I do not know anymore.."

William's head hung low as he remained silent in guilt.

"I know that wasn't the William I know." you spoke after a few moments of silence, " but it doesn't change the fact that you hid this truth from me all these while."

William pursed his lips for awhile, before speaking up, "if it isn't too late now.. can you please hear me out..?"

You were still livid and slightly frightened, but the curiosity still got the better of you. "Sure. Better make it good, else I'm leaving."

You crossed your arms and leaned against the wall, waiting for him to speak.

He told you about waking up one day with Patry inside of him. And who he was, and what elfs were. He talked about how Patry has been co-living in his body all these while and that sometimes Patry takes over and does his own things. He finally shared about how he sympathised with Patry and how he could also feel Patry's pain and frustrations inside of him.

"So..." you said after he finished his story, "you're going to be living with him in your body for god knows how long? Maybe forever?"

William nodded.

"And I have to live with you having dual personality?"

"..." William remained silent for awhile, thinking about your question as he fiddled with his fingers. "technically it's two souls in one body and Patry is not me so..."

"So?" you were still livid at this rude stranger's appearance. "He could still switch in anytime right?"

"Actually.. Mostly he can't.. Unless I was extremely tired like earlier and lost for conscious for abit.. but mainly I have control of this body."

William stepped forward, but this time you didn't move away. He held onto your face gently and wiped your tears away, "I'm sorry love, it won't happen again.."

You held Williams hands that were caressing your cheeks and put them back to the sides of his body. William's face fell as he saw the cold tone in your eyes.

"y/n.." William pleaded, "don't leave just like that.. I know you wanted to celebrate our anniversary. I do have plans for that. So please give us another chance?"

"I just... need some time to think, okay?" you took a deep breath as you looked at the white washed ceilings of your shared home. "It's just too much to take in all of a sudden."

"O-okay.." William muttered sadly, "I'll leave you alone for now."

"Yeah, you should rest.." you walked pass him and left the house, leaving William with cold silence.

---

About a week later, both of you haven't really spoke much except for small meaningless talks. But you were clear minded now and William had also had time to reflect on his actions.

He came into the study room where you were doing some work and knocked on the door.

"y/n.. can we talk..?" William spoke quietly and carefully, as if he were threading on thin ice.

"Yeah.. I guess," knowing what he was going to talk about.

"First of all.. Patry wants to speak to you.. is that ok?" William asked.

The sound of his name made your eyes twitched a bit, but you reluctantly agreed. William sat on the sofa and close his eyes as he 'transformed'. You sat there in awe as Patry appeared before you again.

"Miss y/n. It seems I have misunderstood somethings about you and I am here to apologise." This honeyed orbs stared at you, "In the past I thought you were just a nuisance to William but after some thought, I realised that William has his fair shares of mistakes."

You just looked at him blankly, unsure of what to say. You looked at his face, it was indeed similar to William but the features were slightly different.

"You do not have to forgive me, but please forgive William as he truly does love you. Just as he can feel my feelings, I can feel his too. I shall take my leave now."

With that, William came back again.

"Y/n, I just wanted to apologise to you for neglecting you. Being busy is not an excuse." he looked at you earnestly, hoping for a reply.

"Mhmm.." you thought about how sad you were the past week whenever you thought of leaving William, only coming to a conclusion in the end that you did not want to leave and wanted to stay by his side. "I do apologise for my nagging and for being not understanding towards your workload."

"Please do not apologise dear," he finally let out a small smile, "I've booked your favourite restaurant for Saturday, on our first anniversary. Would you still want to go?"

"Mmm, sounds good." you let out a little smile.

"Love?" William stood up and looked at your with a pleading eye, "could I get a hug please?"

You let out a little scoff and a smile, before standing up and walking into his embrace. He hugged you tightly and you could feel all his emotions and worries that were kept within him, pouring into the hug.

"We'll be okay, right?" William whispered into your hair, "I can't bear to lose you."

"Yes, we will dear." you muttered back, "yes we will."

-end-