#({GIVING THE LONGEST OF LONG S T A R E IN T A I C H I s GENERAL D I R E C T I O N})

[koushirouizumi]

{With the L i g h t} ~ Nobu+Hika + ("Bon-fire") S T A R S + S y m b o l {-ism}

"That's just the leftover firewood shaped like a {s t a r}" - Other kid

"If that's the case, I'd be so {H A P P Y}."

-Sachiko, Hikaru's parent, (Likely also conveying Nobuaki's Feelings)

{Cap'd by Me} {DO NOT RE-POST} (Please ASK to Use)

[cathers-world]

Wilbur NSFW alphabet

Warnings:NSFW (duh)

Afab

Not proof read!

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A: After care

So sweet will cuddle you give you kisses gets water makes sure you use the bathroom<3

B: Belt

I SAID IT ONCE ILL SAY IT AGAIN (and maybe write a one shot about it) he will spank you with his belt and if your bad spank you on your clit

C: Cum

loves loves LOVES cumming in you likes watching his cum drip out your pussy AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW IT UGH

D: degration

Will call you his pretty little slut, whore, doll, and cum slut, things like that

E: expedition

Will take you anywhere but would rather your house/apartment

F: Face fucking

100% will make you faint by shoving his dick down your throw for too long, also because he has his weird taste thing if your self conscious about like “tasting bad” he would feel bad that you felt that and he wouldn’t really care about what you tasted like he just wants to eat AHHAAHHA

G: glutton

HEHEHEH like the other he would go DOWN just eat you up like a little cupcake

H: Hair

This is a silly one but I’ve also said this but pushing his hair out of the way as he’s rearranging your guts and just seeing his big ass four head-

I: intimacy

I feel like he would wanna go out for a little bit till you guys fuck

J: jiggle

HE WOULD LOVE CHUBBY GIRLS (I’m DEFINITELY not chubby and biased) but like seeing you cubby bouncing just AHHH

K: Kitten

This is a me directed thing, if you couldn’t tell by my user name my full names Catherine and so I sometimes go by Cat and just like him calling me kitty/kitten<<<<333

L: Length

He’s long have you seen the Tom Simon’s total wipeout vlog LIKE OMG FUCK ME TILL I CANT BREATHE

M: Minutes

I feel like the longest would be 1 hour because he doesn’t wanna hurt you

N: Neck

NECK KISSES!!!

O: Outside

Like I said he likes the privacy of your own home, but like if you had a garden-

P: Punishment

Like I said belt, but this is a little dark but like waterboarding- idk just him filling up the sink pushing your head down in the water and fucking you

Q: bitch tf starts with Q

R: Ruin

Would have a Ruin kink I don’t remember what it’s called but you know what I mean

S: Spit

On your body in your mouth on your pus-

T: Teeth

Will bite your neck and maybe clit

U: Uncut

… yeah

V: Vagina

He loves yours<3

W: Whimpering

HIM WHIMPERING

I don’t know what to do the the last three (sorry)

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Hope you liked it

Feel free to send in requests!!!

[astroyongie]

gojo NSFW alphabet pls <33

A To Z Analysis : NSFW

Gojo

(you deserve better king)

A = Aftercare 

He isn't the best at aftercare but he does truly try. like if his partner also enjoyed it, he will put effort into pleasing them. if they aren't into it he will likewise dispense the whole process 

B = Body part 

without lying on himself, he is proud of his waist and his booty. like he likes how he is shaped down there. On his partner his favorite body part is mostly the lower back area as well and legs!

C = Cum 

He isn't messy with it. Gojo is the type to like using condoms and to make it clean, or like he releases in a strategic place (lower backs) and use his clothing to wipe it off 

D = Dirty secret

He probably wants to try pegging or something, but he is too scared that he hasn't found the right partner to do so. 

E = Experience 

He has some experience, yes! isn't the one who slept the most around but he is the type of person that has learned a lot from his partner and that experience was enough to make him a good receiver and giver 

F = Favorite position 

i would say he likes both doggy style so he can have access to his partner’s backside, but he also likes one leg (or two) over his shoulders to allow more depth 

G = Goofy 

Gojo does have humor and he will bring it inside the bedroom. it often happens during the foreplay, during the teasing. He likes to use some just to get his partner’s attention. laughing and giggling 

H = Hair 

he is shaved down there, he doesn't like the hair and he prefers to keep it clean and soft skinned. he doesn't care how his partners presents themselves as long as they are comfortable 

I = Intimacy 

He doesn't need to be in love to sleep with someone, but there’s the need to have some type of chemistry between the two so he can really get into the mood. else it's just flirting and nothing else 

J = Jack off 

he doesn’t do it often, mostly when he is truly horny or stressed. he prefers the teasing and the fantasy rather than actually doing it 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

he is a simple man, he likes anal probably, like half clothed sex, grinding on each other, and very nice and seductive lingerie 

L = Location 

he likes weird places, just as closets, public bathrooms, the clubs, the cinema. sure, bedroom is nice but he likes to innovate 

M = Motivation 

He is hard to get going though. Like it’s super easy to get him in the mood for it, its easy to get him hard and all hot and bothered. but to get him to undress and perform? you need to use some skills

N = No 

he probably says no to anything that deals with sharing his partner, degradation and humiliation fantasies and experimentations 

O = Oral 

He is just as good at giving as he is good at receiving. it's always a given-giver thing. Gojo loves to do 69 positions or like to reciprocate everything that is partner does to him 

P = Pace 

Gojo is a fast yet very sensual pacer 

Q = Quickie 

probably not into it but he won’t refuse them because it helps learning and the adrenaline can be pooping too. he will do it if he really likes the person 

R = Risk 

He is willing to take risks if they are talked about before. He wont do anything risky during the deed without talking with you about it. Gojo is all okay when it comes to experimentation, he just needs to know about it first 

S = Stamina 

He isn't the person that lasts the longest (which is the reason why foreplay takes a lot of time) but he can do about two rounds if he is in the mood. 

T = Toys 

he does own toys and he will incorporate them into the session. he likes to use them on is partner but also on himself when he is truly feeling freaky 

U = Unfair 

a big ass tease. foreplay with him can become a teasing competition and he can be so unfair! like working you up and leave you needy 

V = Volume 

he is loud actually, he moans quite a lot. like.. quite a lot 

W = Wild card 

He has a bunch of nudes on his phone from both partners, ex and one night stands. and he uses it whenever he needs to rub one 

X = X-ray 

he is average, thin, not too veiny but curvy 

Y = Yearning 

moderate sex drive 

Z = Zzz

After the need he likes to stay around and talk about random things. politics, gossip, diseases. you name it and he will talk to you for two hours

[disciple-of-frost]

B A S I C S

Name: Ishita Maryam (Angura)

Nicknames: Ishi by close friends, Snowflake teasingly by U'tala

Age: Twenty-four at the start of ARR, twenty-five by the end of Endwalker

Nameday: 32nd Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon

Race: Xaela Au Ra

Gender: Cis Female

Orientation: Biromantic/Bisexual

Profession: Warrior of Light, Alchemist, Part Time Adventurer

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C T S

Hair: Naturally black and wavy. She loves taking care of her hair and keeps it at a long, yet manageable length. She wears it down when she isn't at work or out in the field, but for the most part she keeps it tied up in a ponytail or a braid to keep it out of her face.

Eyes: Naturally they were a warm orange color like that of her parents, but after she summoned Shiva they took on a blue color with ice blue limbal rings.

Skin: Her skin is a warm russet brown color with scales a deep inky blue with a hint of the same ice blue in her eyes that is more noticeable in brighter light.

Tattoos/scars: No tattoos. A few minor scars here and there from her battles as the Warrior of Light, but the most prominent one being a long slash along the length of her torso from her multiple battles against Zenos.

F A M I L Y

Parents: Ashish, Ishi's father, is a Xaela born and raised in Thavnair and worked as an alchemist at The Great Work. Her mother, Veda, is a Xaela that hails from the Angura Tribe and was the villages primary merchant.

Siblings: One adopted sibling, a lalafell named Willow.

Grandparents: I figure she does have grandparents considering how large families tend to be amongst the Xaela tribes, but I haven't given it any more thought than that. Though I really should.

In-laws and Other: U'diqi, U'tala's mother, she is very refined and polite unlike her boisterous daughter. Ishi only ever heard stories about Tala's father, Jit. He died protecting Diqi and Tala from voidsent in Meracydia.

Pets: Far too many to count that she has all living on her Island Sanctuary. Chester the dodo and Fenrir being the two she has had the longest.

S K I L L S

Abilities: Expertise in Red, Black, and White magic. High insight and tactical judgment. Trained since childhood in Alchemy.

Hobbies: Reading, letter writing, collecting plushies.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Her naturally curious nature, she loves learning about different people and their customs.

Most Negative Trait: She can be blunt and this can come across as insensitive when giving honest critique.

L I K E S

Colors: Blue and blue, with some black and brown.

Smells: Almond, Milk, Honey, Vanilla, Oatmeal

Textures: The shifting crags in a chuck of ice, freshly dried hair after bathing, the slickness of a polished blade, the frayed edges of and old tomes pages.

Drinks: Any and all types of tea and coffee.

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: N/A

Drinks: She used to drink socially, but after having seen and experienced tampering with beverages being used against her she only ever drinks alone or only with her significant other.

Drugs: N/A

Mount Issuance: She does fine when riding and controlling creatures for travel, but she is in no way, shape, or form qualified to drive machinery.

Been Arrested: N/A

Tagged By: @hazelkjt (Took me a while but I did it!)

Tagging: Uuuhhhhhhh I'm kinda late on this one so....Anyone who hasn't??

[tinyidle]

a-z (g)i-dle nsfw headcanons: kim minnie (nicha yontarak)

WARNING: smut, small fluff, switch!minnie, switch!reader, gen (fem main) reader, male genitalia mention, all fiction ofc

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

she's not as sweet as you'd think lol. she'll be very sleep when you wake up from your sessions though

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

she likes her mouth, especially on you. as for you, she likes your hips. anything that shows off your waist makes her physically drool.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

do it all over her. she loves that shit everywhere, especially on her tits.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

she would one day want you to gag her while forcing her to cum again and again. or force her to fuck you until her hips turn red. but since you like to sub, it could never happen :(

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

she has enough experience to make you feel good. had penetrative sex? maybe. oral? definitely.

F= Favorite position

doggy style is always fun, but her absolute favorite is actually not a position. she likes to see you get yourself off as she watches and taunts you, or herself getting off as you're forced to watch. humiliating exhibitionism.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

during sex the only time she'd ever be slightly playful is through kissing or overstimulation. but moreover she takes intimate time very seriously.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

i feel like she has a small bush that she only grows out for freaky deaky times, especially if you say that you love it.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

she likes it rough, mainly because sex for her is playtime. if you ask her to be soft ste would. for like only one time

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

*imagining her with a cock* no because she only gets horny when you're around, so she'll just call you over and propose to fuck lol

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

sadism and masochism, especially scratch marks and spankings. she just loves them you know?

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

the answer is bedding. a couch, blankets on the floor, duvet, bed. as long as it's cushioned enough she'll want you.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

either bratty behavior or you begging her. if you beg her i promise she'll give you what you want.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

no harsh markings. she wants you to be red, not blue, purple or gray. if she found out that she broke skin, she'd lose it; kissing the areas, treathing them, apologizing profusely to you and then isolating herself for a while to reflect on how 'horrible she is'. please assure that you're fine :((

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

headmaster. she loves to give a lot more than receive tbh. like sometimes she'll sit you down and rile you up just to suck your cock and balls/ clit and lips. will leave you shaking at the end

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

her pace is steady, sometimes teasingly slow to agonizingly fast. unpredictable fr.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

never happens she loves taking her tome with you.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

shet so freaky that i bet she's been to orgy parties and came out the longest running person there.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

girlie can last, and i mean last last. once she tired you out after having three hours of constant sex-- and she was doing most of the work!

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

other than a vibrator and maybe a strap, i don't think she's a toy person. her fingers and tongue are the toys lol

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

unfair is her middle name. nicha unfair yontarak. kim unfair minnie. loves to see you cry from her constantly teasing and edging you.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

grunts and groans more st of the time, especially when she's doing most of the fucking. yells melodically when she cums.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

your ass was stinging from the slaps, hut you couldn't help but moan once she let one last blow to the butt hit you. honestly you fell in love, and so did she when she saw you crave for more.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

long and thick and proud of it. you might cry if you see it fully erect :((

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

surprisingly she doesn't long for sex that much. only when you are is when she feels horny.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

is a caring queen. she knows she tires you out so expect her to treat you well and even baby you. if you one day top her, expect her to whine and become the cutest baby for you :(

hope you guys enjoyed this! im honestly not feeling the a-z like i was before, but i already started, so im gonna try to continue it til all the girls are done.

[praline-elegy]

✿ This looks like fun! ✿

[Fandom game post here]

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

Seiji Katayama x Nicholas Cox (Fence)

Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter (HP)

If you want to read my Fence related answers, jump to letters: M N O R S T V or Z

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

Nastu Dragoneel x Gray Fullblaster (Fairytail) - I’m mainly a gruvia shipper BUT I came across this brilliantly written gratsu fic a few years back and it rewrote my brain chemistry entirely.

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

I don’t like saying mean things.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

Shinsou Hitoshi x Kaminari Denki (MHA) - Monoshin has my heart <3

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

I wrote about an established relationship where character A wanted to give character B a gift. A asks B’s bff what to give him. Bff tells A to give B a rock. A proceeds to spend the day meticulously picking out a rock to give to B. A later presents this perfectly picked out rock to B, and B loves this little gift. This story oddly resonated with a lot of people in my old fandom lol. Moral of the story? People love rocks. Give your friends rocks. They will love you.

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

About a decade? I started watching Pokémon for as long as I can remember (still love it!), but I fell out of the fandom when my parents stopped paying for cable.

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

Zutara. Zuko and Katara were everything to me. Fire and water? Their antagonistic relationship? There was so much tension there. It just made sense to me.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

The first half of my life was dedicated to TV shows (when I had cable). The rest of my life is dedicated to printed material (books, manga, comics, etc).

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

No. I only joined this platform about two months ago. I haven’t come across any negativity on this side of tumblr.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

Little Goody Two Shoes (indie game)

Temeraire (book? I think?)

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

Juvia Lockster or Flare Corona (both Fairytail)

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)

Can’t think of a character I actively loathe or dislike at the top of my head.

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

Sungchul Park (Fence) - He seems cocky and I like that.

Luna Lovegood (HP) - She’s just got the VibesTM you know?

N - Name three things you wish you saw more of in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

Nicholas coming over to visit the Katayamas for winter (or summer!) break.

I want to get severe secondhand embarrassment from something that Nicholas does in front of Seiji. I want to fluster that boy so bad. I want him to feel so embarrassed he could melt into a puddle of liquified Cox. And after all of the chaos I want Seiji to find that Nicholas actually looks rather cute when he’s blushing and flustered :) I’m evil.

‼️ MORE ‼️ BLUSHING ‼️ NICHOLAS‼️

I also want to explore more of Nicholas’ (fandom assumed) fear of the dark.

Would love to see more of Nicholas being vulnerable around Seiji.

I want to see more of the Leventis/Levantis twins (I’m writing something myself, but still. Would love to see others interpretation of the boys)!

Nsfw-wise… I’d like to see more bottom or submissive Nicholas. I think fandom has mostly pegged him for a dominant top lol.

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

Kiss Me - Sixpence None the Richer is how I envision Robert Coste and Nicholas’ mother’s relationship to be like in one of my unfinished pieces. An au where Nicholas doesn’t know who his father is and has a loving relationship with his mom.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

Needing to make dinner but the jar of sauce won’t open so character A visits their neighbor character B and asks for help in opening the jar.

Character A is staring at character B while walking down the sidewalk and accidentally walks into a light pole. A scurries away in embarrassment while B finds that kinda cute.

Accidentally blurting out a romantic confession whilst in the middle of an argument.

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.

I wouldn’t necessarily say that I’ve abandoned any fandoms, just outgrew them (show finished), left due to circumstances (no more cable or show on hiatus), or lack of inspiration to continue writing. It feels wrong to say “abandoned” because I still love these fandoms and would still go back to consume their content. I’m just not actively involved anymore.

Kuroko no Basuke. Miraculous Ladybug. Fairytail.

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

The Leventis/Levantis twins (in my own personal interpretation of them). I have a sibling so I’ve mostly based their interactions on my own. The kind of relationship where you annoy each other but love each other fiercely.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I think that Seiji would own a dog.

Also!! Headcanon that Seiji runs warm and Nicholas has wonky blood circulation which leads to wearing tank tops and shorts in the winter but hoodies and sweatpants in the summer.

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 

Seiji is a dog person.

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

Reese from Scarlet Hollow - I yearn for starving artists. And he likes horror movies? Score! He’s also a little shy but also very cute. 10/10 would romance again.

Sebastian from Stardew Valley - Quiet loner that enjoys tabletop games similar to D&D? And he rides a motorcycle? Brb swooning at his feet.

I can’t pick a favorite from Fence ;v; I love Nicholas but I also love Scott and Thomas and Sungchul and Nate aaaaaaaaa

V - Which character do you relate to most?

In Fence? Nate Spencer. I was originally going to say Nicholas but after further evaluation I realize that I am in fact Nate. The kind of person that brightens up the room but also tends to gravitate to one person in particular despite getting constantly ignored (Aiden sksks).

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

No happy ending. Hurt no comfort. Break-up fics.

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

Enemies to lovers. Rivals to lovers. Sickfics. Inexperience (first kiss, first times). Not actually unrequited love. Secondhand embarrassment. Sex pollen/lust potion. Truth serum. Party games (i.e. truth or dare). Time travel.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

Call of Duty.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

I’m surprised by the lack of rarepairs in Fence. There’s so much potential with the amount of characters that have been introduced so far, but I guess I can see why. Nichoji are just so throughly entwined with each other it’s almost impossible to envision them with anybody else. Other than that, I would gander that there’s more interest in the main ships than exploring newer characters and even newer relationships. (I aim to change that though, a new rarepair is on the horizon!! Hopefully by Valentine’s day 👀💘)

I’m also rather surprised by how active this fandom is despite the small size of it. It’s nice and cozy here though and I like that.

This fandom is actually making me want to try drawing again. Just speaking out to the void here lol. I was pretty decent at drawing chibis when I was younger. Blushing Nicholas here I come… ✍️♥️✨

[boxwinebaddie]

uhhm uncle neen lowq i'm a little scared of you ngl (but in a powerful cool but intense way ) like i think the tumor should be scared of yooooooooou lmaooo

Anonymous asked:

nina u have a tumor??? Tf u got the worst case of AO3 writer curse. R u going to be okay Nina?

Anonymous asked:

NOOOOO UNCLE NINA ARE U GONNA BE OKAY OH MY GODDD </3 WTFFFFF

THAAAANK YOU, ANGEL!~ c''''': 0 <333!!!!

i...Think? helpsdljdlk

( long horror story short: i'm okay, my loves. xx )

( bc fair warning; this is the longest and most Bat-Shit Insane thing i've ever written...and i wrote that cursed BAR chapter of peppermint

TW for...mania, and being the female version of light yagami...Oof. )

e-either way -- both, if you're me, ig --

Eye...Appreciate It, Boo-boo Kitty. <3

( i'm luv you. muAh! )

i think i am oft underestimated, tbh. ( it's why all these Fuckwad Doctors didn't diagnose me quickly enough with...anything in this body. like, i guess Eventually they did -- took you long enough! like damn, like i'd ask how the fuck that makes it an urgent care,

but considering i was URGING all these Butt-fuckin! Proctologists!

TO. C-A-R-E.

( which, by that i mean absolutely NO disrespect my cis gay kings and anyone else needs me to beg their pardon for...yucking their yum

...i'll do it this one time, just for the girls, gays and theys; please enjoy ur your freaky ass -- help -- get out of Rail free card; iiii was simply refering to all these doctor dildos with their heads up their asses clearly looking for Something...if it's a brain; it's on the other side, like...you're all inside out, call that an Prolapse in judgement. )

Medical Negligence, that is. xx

like congrats Doomsday Anatomy:

You DID It! ( Yay! <3 )

Up Top! Down Low!

TOO. FUCKING! SLOW.

buuut...uhhh, thanks for, y'know...RANDOMLY Choosing to put me in the Mystery Machine ( The MRI ) AND Scooby DOING Your DAMN! JOB! For! ONCE!!!! however, you forgot One thing...

You Forgot...

tHAT! D.AAAAAAAAAAA.W.G! IN! ME!

( this post goes on...for like fifteen more paragraphs.

i'm just...Su...per.

-- P I S S E D. :) xx

BC gENERAL HOSHITAL MISdIAGNOSED ME

FIVE. /FUCKING./ tIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Dr. Gregory HAUS Would Have NEVER Done This To ME!!!!! )

but...

I'm Sorry For Yelling, Baby </3

i'm just really...Really Irritated; lol.

not with you, petal ( kisskisskiss )

with myself....AND GOD ALL

FUCKENFIGHTMEYOUTRICKASSBI

but...Sugar Pea...<3

...just bc i accidentally Scared some people :

-- btw, so sorry, bab, i'd just gotten diagroasted and toasted...and i was uhhhh...coping Very Poorly...slaY! -- BUT! to ease to your sweet, kind, brilliant minds a smidgen; i'll give you the 411, ( not 911, dw, bb: 'cause if existence is a prison, i'm not wasting my phone call on 'em.

THEY can drop /ME/ a line, though...

--- A F-L-A-T Line. ---

so when you ring me, make sure you call...

Time Of DEATH.

and if you're gonna put me in the WHAM!bulance again, can we stop wendy's? ..cause you bitches are thirsty and clearly, ( power ) hungry.

so, just let me know what you want, mmkay?

i'll pay now; You Can Pay Later.

me, though?

i'm all good; ( thanks! xx )

Cause

I Already

ATE.

( ft. me being Extremely Manic And Frightening...sorry, you were right, baby, however, like ravenstan, it's always halloween here, and if you knock on my door, all my lovely, sweet, good eggs ( that means you, my dear darling angels ) get sweets <3

...but unfortunately, lovie;

not everyone is a good egg :/ ( siiiigh )...because if you look like you're part of the demonic, fake jordan wearing, bedwettin braind(e)a(dd), ed and eddy, mop-headed, muppet shitshow alphabet mafia aka band seventh through twelth grade rowdy rough bois who are tryna...

Stance Sock up to me and post-malone at my house, rick-rolling out of their fine ass soccer mom's van who think they're the shit for rotten egg tee-peeing my house, see me...

And Get /Scared/...Reeaaaal Quick;

so, if i were advising a couple of mean teenage boy ( which, i did, mind you )...i would ding dong Ditch...ANOTHER BITCH'S DEATH'S DOOR, ding-a-lings! ( i'm not dying, dw, just killa ) because this...

Is MONSTER Girl House.

-- Trick Or Treat! :) <3

giving you five whole seconds of my not-going-to-die-ag-hoe-sis...

...and the rest is just me in light yagami drag having a jennifer's body esqe bipolar god complex moment and being bat shit insane and ripping god's chug jugular out with my teeth.

Victory Royale.

AMEN.

SO; you sweet creatures, the uncle womeninagioma is benign, so it's none cancerous and one of the easiest ones to treat. it's also...only 6mm and it has to reach cms to be worried about. they just have to keep monitoring me...sigh...probably forever. for which i am very...

*girl version of chicken joe from surf's up*

Like, SOooo Tot'lly Not Fuckin' Stoked, Brohskis! *shaka*

... buuut what can you do, my friends? just your super best, i guess. though, i won't lie...like wiiill say, i am experiencing /some/ symptoms ( which could just be inflated by my recent stress/being sick so long, or...unfortunately, related to sampling the delicacies that are rare earth metals -- yum...d-delish; so, uh...triple d-delicious

-- bi fieri or scary or sick fury re: that top ask; alley Oops! --

but...i do think i was having before that, and i am under the belief, it was probably low grade because i am here speaking to you and not braindead; bc done BEEN that bitch! ) that...are pretty consistent with the okay, boo-mer...sorry have to cop with hu-mor. badUMTSS

get it! Because I'm Coping With HuM--

uh! anyways: don't worry, nonnie-bonnies! xx

symptom wise ( speaking of SIMPS, listen up, gayboys ( raven and jersey ): being freak nasty and gay is a Disease, GET WELL SOON,

Hope You Heal, Harlots!

just kidding; there's no cure. ( sorry jkyle...but boys don't cry, right? and rstan, you know, i'd say YOLO, but you actually lived Twice...

-- but third times the charm, verdad? :) xx )

good news, is it's hereditary, you got it from me.

Sorry Or You're Welcome.

cHeeeerz!!! Mah-zEL!

And, I Hope You Packed A Night Light, Dear Listeners...

Because It's Always South PARKest...

( like, damn it's only darkest because you accidentally shut the lights off aGGRESSIVELY MAKING OUT IN A FKN /COAT CLOSET/ ( when i said Get A Room, I Didn't Mean...) AT THE BIG UBER IMPORTANT EXECUTIVE DYS FUNCTION SINFLUENCER EVENT THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKING AT VEGETARIAN EXCEPT FOR TALL SCARY GINGER BOYS, /DEPRAVEN/ OF CRIMSON LETS GET IT ON, PEROOOOOO LIKE PACK IT UP!!!!! STANLEY MAR-VIN GAYE!

ITS NOT P(RIDE) MONTH, HESUS CHRIST, THE LORD AND SAVIOR COMPLEX! ( you know? because he rose again or idk, it was in the bi-guy-ble, or the frick-freakin MANwhorah if your jersey, I GUEs-- )

Any-Hways:

...*jk vc* BEFOUR SIMPSAN DWAH-AUHN, BABEY!

tada!

sjdajd;lsd

( nina...please...please take your Lamictal, queen. )

ANYWAYS! AGAIN! ( boys, will you fkn...explore eachother's bodys QUIETER, like daMn! some of us have to work twice as hard to focus and can't hear very well already. and by some of us...i mean me and,

YOU, GAYVEN!!!! ( sorry, usually i get jersey, so it's rs' turn, ily rav )

buTt ( of which there is no Physical Evidence, science side of tumblr, pls explain where my man's ass went...the answer is heaven, i love you, you sweet, sweet, angel -- SO WHY THE hALE<3 *ahem*

please note: i'M SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU HAVE FREAK NASTY SINNITIS, SWEETHAUGHT! AND THE DRS. TOLD LICHERALLY YOU TO STOP PREFORMING BEFORE YOU PERM! TRANSMAN! NTLY! LOSE HEARING IN YOUR EARS, AND YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE 't-that's okay; h-aha!' LIKE MANDE?!!! TRAAAAAANSMAAAANDE???

LIKE SBF I KNO CARTMAN'S THREATING TO K-WORD EVERYONE YOU LOVE BUT???? HELLO???? PRAY TELL, VIRGIN NOT SO SCARY, WHEN YOU'RE....DEAF, FELON KELLER, HOW WILL YOU PICK YERSEY'S VOICE OUT OF A CROWD OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OR HEAR THE BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS MANWHORIOUS CHORUS THAT IS THE KYLE MMM SOUND?

( which...lowkey...je...rseykyle? i...it's probably heavenly, That's ALL, Nasty Boy, You Are For HELL and The STREETS, HOEbroken! )

But...Uh, Actually, I Did Say People Who Love You And...

Well...Go On.

...Ask Him. :)

I'd Love To Hear It. <3

oH WAIt--

*everyone staring in fear and horror at this ask meme...

U-Uncle Nina? This Is...Very Cool.

ButYouHaven'tActuallyGivenUsYourSymptomsYe--

------ OooOooy! Children!!!!

...Patience Is A VIR!TUE!

And Trust And Bie-lieb:

I Do NAUGHT Have It, Darlings!

What I /DO/ Have Though Isss...

Kim Possible...Brain Damage. :D <3

( Or Not-Dead-Yet Pool; What's The SITCH, Wade? )

I will also accept,

Bugs Honey-Bunny ( I Had Worms For Brains )

Because...

wHAT THE FUCK IS /UP/, DOC?!!

Buuuuut, Uh....Ye-augh...

So UNFORTUNATELY...I appear to have all...of that. ( Don't Ask About The Psychosis, BTW: My Life Is A (S)Low Budget Horror Movie, And Lucky Me, I'm The FINAL Girl! And The Final Destination...

IS THE PSYCH WARD.

-- which is Lovely this time of year; may I JUST say? <3

( they really do love me in there; I'm A Delight! x )

so mainly, uh...i can't smell like, anything...my eyes won't focus that well and i randomly get eighties slasher flashes in them ( is it because i'm the storyacle in this twisted tale? Miss Sassandra, if you're NASTY! ( is this why no one believe me when i talk? smh ) there's like a permanent bad taste in mouth, ears ring/make frightening noises,

i be wobbldy-wobbldy-wa-wabin everywhere ( everyone in the club get Tipsy Turvy TURVY! ) i lost hella wait ( paitence ) for no Damn reason ( there is actually ) but by that i mean, i got no logic, my homie, menigioma swiped that hard-drive so now my head is soft like a poached egg and god keeps hitting up the side the head with a big ass spoon *eleanor shellstropdickridinging me vc* ( fork you, bitch! )

mentally tho, you call me judge judy mood ring, ( holla at your girl! ) bc i'm mean because i'm mad at the laur of naycha! and because of the pressure in my head, anxiety and stress, i have random panic attacks where i get SCARED BY A JACKET ON THE FLOOR, which, is so FUCKING ANNOYING...like hello? Hello? HEEEEEEEELLO??????

HELLO, GOD!! ITS ME, TARGET ( OR MARG--GET RIGGIDY RIGGIDY WREKT, SON! [ my sincerest appaul-ogies for being a rigamortis femcel, like, justin roiland, choke, but also...i was gagged for a minute there; sooo sorry. wiggity wiggity whack. ] ) HOW ABOUT YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN DICK SIZE, BECAUSE MINE IS DRAg--

i...AM OKAY, i'm just really tired, it's a little exhausting, and it's like my life is set permanently on hard mode. ( kenny moment ) and speaking of ken-me, this is not my first rodeo, pard'ner; SO TRY HARDER.

i believe in gun control, but i'm a former partygirl, and if god wants to go shot for shot with me; i WON shot roulette in college, baby, so i'd loVE to see it! bc his attempts on my life so far have been *frat boi vc* wEAAAAAK!!!! like, oh my god, i'm sorry, are you taking me out or taking a nap??? you're gonna have to try harder than THAT, big man!

...No Balls.

nO. BALLS. YOU. WOOOOOOOOOOON'T!!!!

cause you're...what?

A fUCKING /LAME/!

*jk47 vc* a BuSTA!

and i don't Fuck with lames -- don't ask me about my exs; that was my evil twin -- now...if III had the death note...hoohoohoo~ ;) certain people should reach out with some seriously strong worded, kiss-ass apologies before i reach for my sick-ass limited edition tralalacaptain underpants light up pen that sings,write a total of two words down, or six minutes...and Well...alexa, play heart attack by demi lovato. :)

( ayOOOO! pack it UUUPPPP, write bra(h)-gami! *twirls my new hair extensions and bats my gigantic ravenstan goldfish eyes cutely*

BUT BUT -- YOUR HONOR! I COULDN'T HAVE DONE ALL THAT!

After All,

...I'm Just A Girl Right? <3

and, cough, 'omigod! of the new world'; Shesus(s), if you will, and if you won't...don't worry; last ur only about as long

As Ur Last Situationship :*

and rem(ember), baby! if they wanted to, They Would!

And I Jersey SHORE Did.

OHYEA!

( somebody blow The GRENADE Whistle! )

...and i'm starting with you, G-Man.

but we can call you L, because that's what you're takin! nina 4;20: if you giveth, i'm taking away, baby! yAAAAAA LIFE, that is! OOP!

they call seven minutes in heaven,

...six minutes in Hell when i play. ;)

*kyley b vc* so schlong, suuuuucka! kissa death incomin' so you betta pucka up. mOthAFuCkA! mWAH ( okay, i'm done being criminally insane and talking about death note posting on main again like fkn femcel...but on that ( death ) note, i take it back...

because l lawliet is my actually my weird lil autistic shawtHE and my anime HUSBAND -- eren #baeger, close your eyes; i know it's nail biter, but try not to bite your thumb, okay, babygirl --

and i know that's a red flag...that's okay,

bc if you see me comin,

You Better Come To A Full

( [ STOP. ] )

tldr; i'm chilling like a villain. don't worry about your uncle nina,

*pats you on the head and gives you $20 dollars* you just keep doing your homework and stay in school, bab...me tho? i've done my time

QUIT TRYNA TO CLOCK ME, GOD!!!!!!

CAUSE I QUUUUUUIT

A LOOONG TIME AGO.

SO RUN ME MY LAST CHECK;

I WANT

MY

GOD-DAMN

/SICK. PAY./

SHIT-DICK.

tbh, being sick is nbd when you're the motherfucking illest; i'm not afraid to die, ( my vision is fucked, and my life flashes before my eyes everyday; like, this shit is basically the club and women get in free, hi ladies ;) and in the wise words of lil wayne; 'i don't see how you can hate from Outside the club...You Can't Even Get IN. ahaha! LEGGO!'

alt. titled i can't see shit, but Look At Me Now, BITCH!

like, idk, i've been mentally ill for at least half of my life,

and nasty bitch for longer -- i won't bark, but you can bite me, bitch. you want your life? you want your life?! aw! sure. Go Fetch. :)

hooOOOo--

...g,od...Da...mn.

OOFffffff.....BROther...

no...yeah, that's fair, baby. i, uh...might actually be jersey kyle, if i'm honest. yiiiiiikes. any weird, goth bitches wanna fuck with me?

ksjdlksjd anyways...get behind me, kids. because, really, maybe i'm manic, but: i'm....not scared of being 'sick in the head' tbh

( again, i've BEEN sick in the head! try harder, idiot! at least the thing in my head is making me stupid on purpose, the thing in YOUR head is supposed to make you smart, so...what's Your excuse, dumbass? )

or, uh....frightened of any Higher Power for that matter; the bigger they are, the harder they fall; and look at that, it's autumn ( or GOTT-EEM! ) and if i can give y'all one last piece of sage, enraged uncle nina madvice: anyone who stays all up in your business, can't get down. but they will. because if push comes to shove...Uh Oh!~ <3

-- tell me, did it Hurt when you fell from Heaven?

because...i may get winded going up a flight of stairs, the hella-vator only has one setting, and i never rise but i always get that bread,

( if i'm funk-le nina and i make disability, is that sourDough? )

in plain english: i'm a slacker, so, again, i never rise: especially not to the occasion, but the game is limbo; so either sink down to MY level or hit the damn floor bitch. i'm an elementary school teacher, so i'm an expert at playground games, ergo: woopsie! i sunk your battleship.

ring around the rosie, they all fall...What?

Hm?

no! really:

i can't Hear very well, so...

SPEAK. UP.

annnnnd...

that's what i thought. :)

-- and it's a looong way down;

So Enjoy Your Trip. <3

alexa, will you do one more thing for me, baby? will you please play get low by lil jon and the far east boyz? because were in the club...

Rem(ember? )

so baaasically, whoever said they we're scared of me, i uh...i get it, i'm sorry skljsddk. in...in a fun way? i...hope. because you don't have to be scared of lil old me, swearsies, i made a place in my class out of yard sticks and blankets, put lots of stuffed animals, pillows, books, noise cancelling headphones, etc. in it and called it the 'The Cozy Corner'

and you, my friend, can stay in there as long as you want. c': i luv you. you are seen, you are heard, ( i can't rip ) but mostly, you are loved.

deeply by me. but otherwise, i'm a little Shallow ( when you've a dead girl walking and got one foot in the grave, is all of your humor... gallows? ) and if you're a man ( or a karen ) i'd start practicing for you rpdr, life sync for your after-life, because...

i'm Death Drop dead -ravenstan spelling words- gORJUS.

( ed tw )

*cunty chanel no. 1 on scream queens vc*

So...

Not ONLY...

Did Your Attempt On My Life FAIL...

IT

ALSO

MADE

ME

/S K I N N Y/.

-uncle kennina mccormick:

keying a massive Dick into the gate of heaven. ;)

( Fuck! With! ME! )

[16ndrys]

eddie munson nsfw alphabet

fem!reader

18+

—

A = Aftercare

eddie is extremely soft and sensual after sex. it doesn’t matter if it was a quickie, or a long night of lovemaking. he’ll get you anything you desire. he’s also most vulnerable after the lustful event.

B = Body Part

his: eddie loves his hands. he loves the way they look, and the way they make you scream his name.

yours: he genuinely loves everything about you. he admires anything from your face, to your personality. but if eddie was forced to choose something, that boy would definitely say your tits

C = Cum

this man will LITERALLY overflow your mouth with his sperm. he’ll pin you down and squirt his load anywhere on your body it’s inside or outside of you. but he won’t cum in your vagina. (kids are a a big no for him)

D = Dirty Secret

pantie thief. pantie thief. pantie thief.

you’ve gone through so much underwear to the point where it’s sickening. eddie did hide the fact that he stole your underwear but not anymore. you caught him digging through your laundry for used underwear to steal. now, he’s not ashamed to pull out a pair of your panties from his jeans and sniff them anywhere he is.

E = Experience

eddie has had a few hookups in the past to know what he’s doing when it comes to you. he knows how to please you extremely well whenever you want.

F = Favorite Position

eddie is absolutely weak for missionary. hitting the right angle over and over again while seeing your fucked-out face can almost make him cum instantly. he’s willing to try any position you want but missionary is his genuine favorite.

G = Goofy

he’s not afraid to make a joke in the middle of sex. when your feeling nervous, he’ll start acting really goofy to relax you.

H = Hair

eddie does have a little bit of hair on his dick but he doesn’t look like a caveman. he keeps it well groomed. just because he has a lot of hair on his head, doesn’t mean it’s everywhere on his dick.

I = Intimacy

he’s very romantic in the act. eddie doesn’t just love sex for pleasure. he loves to please you in every sexual way possible. it also brings you two together.

J = Jacking off

eddie jerks off quite a lot when he’s not around you. he doesn’t jerk off every day, but he still does it a few times a week. sometimes he does it multiple times a day when he really misses you.

K = Kink

mommy kink typa guy. when he’s in the “subby” mood he’ll beg as he repeatedly calls you mommy. he calls you mommy when he’s overstimulated.

L = Location

he’s not scared to have public sex. but, eddie is more into doing it somewhere special. by saying “somewhere special” i mean his room. the both of you like the privacy it holds.

M = Motivation

any movement you make will get him motivated. if you just rutted your hips against his, he’ll gain a lot of stamina. this boy gets motivated by the smallest things.

N = NO

eddie refuses to do anything that will hurt you. he won’t do anything to make you bleed. (bb can’t handle seeing you in pain)

O = Oral

eddie will eat you out like it’s his last meal. this man loves eating you out more then actual sex. don’t get me wrong, he loves sex. you just taste so good in his opinion. he does love a good blowjob too. but nothing compares to the taste of your pussy.

P = Pace

he starts of slow but gradually gets faster and faster. before you realize it, he’s slamming into your aching hole.

Q = Quickie

eddie prefers long lovemaking rather than a quickie. if you both are busy and very horny, he’ll give you anything you need.

R = Risk

he’s willing to take risks during sex. eddie is honestly open to everything. the only thing he won’t do is sex without a condom. that man can not deal with kids right now.

S = Stamina

the longest eddie has ever held is five rounds. he can just keep rutting into you like a wild beast.

T = Toy

the only toy(s) eddie uses on you are a vibrator, and handcuffs. he hasn’t experimented with anything else yet.

U = Unfair

he’ll tease you a lot. he does this because he wants you very wet before he puts his throbbing cock in you. eddie will even tease you in public. and when he’s feeling really risky, he’ll do it in front of your family.

V = Volume

eddie is a loud grunter. when he’s overstimulated he gets really whiny. (i literally love him)

W = Wild Card

back again with the mommy kink. eddie loves being dom but he can’t help his submissive urges sometimes. he’ll be acting really dominate during sex then randomly start muttering “mommy” under his shaky breath.

X = X-Ray

baby I KNOWWWW it’s big. he has to be at least eight and a half inches when he’s hard. he’s probably around 6 inches when he’s soft.

Y = Yearning

eddie has a pretty high sex drive. he thinks about your warm cunt wrapped around him when he’s bored.

Z = Zzz

once you two are situated comfortably together, he’ll doze off. feeling your weight against his puts him in a sleepy state.

a/n: not proofread (sorry my loves)

[grayox27]

Luke Alvez - NSFW Alphabet (x gn!reader)🍋

This is the most graphic shit I’ve written so far lol enjoy

⚠️WARNING⚠️ DESCRIPTIVE SMUT ELEMENTS 18+‼️

A - Aftercare (what they are like after intimacy)

If you’re on the receiving end, you don’t even notice him move. He’s just suddenly wiping you clean, providing you with water, and the promise of cuddles after a shower. If he’s receiving, he loves to be pampered, which he will never admit. Shower him with love.

B - Body part (favorite body part of theirs & yours)

Personally, Luke takes a lot of pride in his biceps. He loves when you hold onto his biceps for purchase.

His favorite body part of yours is your chest. Whether you have breasts or not, he is always feeling up your chest.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

His favorite thing to do ever is to cum down your throat. Just the thought of it gets him going

D- Dirty Secret

He loves being tied up. He likes to always have your hands on you, so if you take that away from him, it makes it all the hotter.

E - Experienced (how experienced are they?)

He definitely knows what he’s doing. As soon as he learns what makes you tick, it’s over for you.

F - Favorite position

He loves being on the bottom while you ride him, whether if he’s laying down or sitting up.

G - Goofy (are they serious? Humorous?)

He’s pretty serious during intimacy. The only words that ever leave his mouth is when he’s praising/degrading you, if you’re into that.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they?)

He doesn’t completely shave, but keeps it neatly trimmed.

I - Intimacy (how are they in the moment?)

Luke speaks more with actions then with words. He practically can’t keep his hands off of you. The most common thing he does is interlock your hands together, pining them above your head.

J - Jack off (masturbation)

He doesn’t really have time to take care of himself due to his job, but when he does, oh is it intense. He mimics your movements exactly.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

HAIR PULLING! If you want this man at your knees, pull his hair. He loves being edged. Tease him relentlessly.

L - Location

The most common place is the bed. But he won’t say no to intimacy on the couch or in the shower, even against the wall.

M - Motivation (what gets them going?)

Wear anything that enhances your beauty. He’ll have his hands on you in no time. Drop hints only he would get when out with friends.

N - No (turn offs, something they wouldn’t do)

He is willing to degrade you, but he doesn’t like it in return. He will also never agree to anything that will cause you or himself pain.

O - Oral (skill, preference)

He LOVES to go down on you, but prefers to be on the receiving end. Once he knows exactly how to rile you up, he’ll tease you to the ends of the earth. And then suddenly pull out all the stops, leaving room for an earth shattering release.

P - Pace (fast or rough? Etc)

It depends on what kind of mood he’s in. When he’s feeling playful and sensual, he’ll tease you to tears and then give you slow and deep thrusts. When a case pisses him off though, it’s a different story. One time you guys broke the bed.

Q - Quickies (opinions, how often)

He’s always down to get his hands on you. He’s not afraid to couple off and fuck in risky places.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment?)

He has his hard limits, but otherwise, he’s down to try something new. As mentioned above, he will get down in semi-public places, as long as it’s secluded enough.

S - Stamina

He can go a long time. He loves being overstimulated and pushed to the edge. The first few rounds, he’ll last the longest. But the more he cums, the more sensitive he’ll become, and the faster the release.

T - Toys (do they own them? Use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He hardly experiments with himself. His toy collection only grew because of you. He won’t say no if you want him to try some though, as long as they aren’t painful.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Oh boy. He’s the king of teasing. If you manage to piss him off, he will edge you for HOURS. Do not test him. (or do)

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

He can get loud when overstimulated, but otherwise, he’s pretty average. If you push him far enough, he starts to whine. It’s hot.

W - Wild card (random head canon)

He’ll spend hours just marking you up. Especially around your inner thighs.

X - X-ray (what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s pretty average size at a solid 6 inches

Y - Yearning (how is their sex drive?)

He can get it up pretty easily. Literally just whisper something naughty in his ear and he’ll follow you around like a lost puppy.

Z - Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep after sex?)

Really quick. It’s why he forced himself to get up and clean up as soon as you guys are done. As soon as you’re in his arms, he’s out like a light.

[callmesumi]

I’m now very interested in Anguria and the fact that her name means watermelon which I find frankly hilarious. May I request some stuff of her?

ANGURIA (Btw she now has purple hair, it’s outdated but I’ll still use it cause I’m too lazy)

NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Blanket, tons of blankets. A cup of their favourite drink and a little chit chat if partner isn’t asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favourite part of her body is her thighs. She can crush watermelons with those~ Her favourite part of her partner’s body is their chest, loves to squish her face between them whatever gender her 2nd partner (Her 1st is Acqua) is.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Male Partner:

Loves for her partner to cum inside her, has a bit of a reverse breeding kink (instead of breeding them, partner breeds her) but she’ll suit with cumming on her.

Female Partner:

Likes making her female partner squirt, need I say more?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants her partner to sit on her face SO badly.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh, very experienced.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Male Partner:

Mating press.

Female Partner:

Scissoring

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, but will crack a joke from time to time it shes feeling good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She has blonde pubic hair due to being born blonde, but dyed it purple cause she wanted to be more like her father. Some hair down there but not much, well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very intimate.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Will excuse herself and masturbates in her room, but if she’s on a mission and really needs to, in an alleyway.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Reverse Breeding.

Knifeplay.

Cockwarming.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, but pretty much anywhere. She won’t judge.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pretty much almost anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Farts. No farts or stuff like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

No idea what to do for this.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Prefers for their partner to go fast and rough, but will deal with any pace her partner pleases.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Risky, yes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Longest she went for is 21 rounds, she has a lot of stamina due to genes. I think that’s how stamina works anyway.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Lots of toys. She does use them, on partners and herself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Lot of teasingggg~

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

A bit loud but not too loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Likes being fucked against a wall.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average sized tits and semi-thicc ass, she’s not ashamed of it. Thicc thighs :).

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high, again due to genes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

A bit after their partner. Logs how well they did, a habit accidentally picked up from her father, then has a cup of water or milk then sleeps.

FLUFF ALPHABET (D-M)

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Happy wife/husbando, happy life.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Dominant one really.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

TW: MENTION OF GASLIGHTING, SKIP TO G IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFY

Will forgive them but first gaslights them.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Very aware and grateful.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Share almost anything except her work. Her 2nd s/o doesn’t need to know about that.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Nottt really?

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Pretty easily. Will pull you away and hug you.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Very romantic I’d say? Good kisser.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

A bouquet of flowers and a card.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Yes! she does. Pretty romantic proposal, idk just use your imagination. Throughout the marriage, she wouldn’t tell her s/o about her work. But there’s a note on the door that says If Anguria doesn’t return home one day, she’s most likely dead.

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NSFW Alphabet with Marcus lopez arguello

A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex) He Isn't the best at aftercare but he will try his best. He will cuddle up to you and give you kisses on your forehead.

B= Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's) His favourite body part on himself are his hands, he likes using them to hold your arms up above your head. They are also very good at pleasuring you 😉

His favourite body part on you are your thighs. Those beautiful thighs. He can't get enough of them.

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum basically.. I'm a disgusting person)

He enjoys making a mess (dont worry, he helps clean). So most often he will cum on your stomach/back/face.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He gets turned on by the though of you getting fucked by his friends.

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Marcus ir experienced, having had sex a lot when in a relashionship with Maria and Saya. 

F= Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary 100%. He loves being able to see your face, knowing that its him causing the faces of pleasure.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on how the day was for him. If Marcus and Chico had a fight, he is probably gonna be serious. But if its been a casual, normal day, spending free time with you, you can expect laughs here and there. 

H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesnt really care about whats happening down there. But he will trim it once in a while so you wouldn't feel disgusted or uncomfortable.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect..)

Again it depends, But he will worship youee body no matter what <3

J= Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If you aren't around he will jack off. Not exactly his most favorite thing to do, as it doesn't feel as good. But he needs to get the boner gone before his next class or meeting with his friends. 

K= Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He has a praise kink for sure. Just call him a good boy and he will melt on the spot.

L= Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Marcus doesnt care, if he gets to see that beautiful body of yours, he doesnt care where yall do it. But most prefered is the bedroom. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You fighting someone. You just being next to him. You just fucking breathing.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

He hates the idea of degrading. He just can't see himself humiliating you during a moment that should be special. 

0= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving and recieving🥴

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

At first slow and calm while you get used to it, after, its "R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYEEEEEE"

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not a favorite either. Has had a quickie before but it was too fast for him. Not dooing it again.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He is up to for any risk. He once casually fucked you at a party where everyone could see if they were standing in the wrong place of the room.

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last.)

His record has been 9 rounds. Both of you are trying to go for 20. Or 15 at least. He can last quite a while. Longest has been around 30 min. 

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No, no toys. He gets jelous if he thinks about a toy pleasuring you.

U= Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease you s he hates being teased himself. So, fair game.

V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He groans a lot, and his groans are literally music to your ears.

W= Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He often thinks about you and him and Lex having a threesome.

X= X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

A very nice girthy 11 inch. Lucky you.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High. Very high. Thats all im gonna say.

(A/N)

Not the best of my writings, but this is all i could write for my first ever NSFW alphabet. And honestly, im very proud. Shoutout to my chemestry teacher who said will read this on my wattpad account.

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dangerous games [javier peña]

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p a i r i n g | javier peña x female!reader

p l o t | being the ambassador’s daughter, flirting with agent peña has always been harmless and fun. but suddenly, it’s not so harmless anymore.

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w a r n i n g s | NSFW, age gap (twenty years or something, but consensual), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), dom!sub vibes, swearing, alcohol, choking, language, bit of degradation, cry kink? etc. you’ve been warned.

a u t h o r ’ s n o t e | ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! guys i'm so sorry this took so long, adult life doesn't give a shit if you're dying to write pedro pascal smut lol anyway, i had a lot of fun writing this and it's by far the longest thing i've ever written. i'm *also* thinking about a sequel if you'd be interested. let me know. this was beta'd by @amysteryspot also known as the love of my life. enjoy!

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You used to hate days like these. Hot, sticky and windless. But somehow, after moving to Colombia, you were slowly starting to enjoy them.

Any girl your age would never trade the US for Colombia. You did have a choice: your dad wasn’t going to force you to come along, but you saw it as an adventure, so here you were. With your father being the American ambassador, your chances for adventure were cut out, and it didn’t take you long to figure it out. He allowed you some freedom—you had your own apartment, but there were bodyguards with you twenty-four hours, seven days a week.

Somehow, after being disappointed and pissed your first few weeks there, you managed to start enjoying Colombia more than you expected. Life was entirely different than you were used to, so that turned out to be an adventure in itself.

You managed to continue your studies, so that basically took all your time. When you weren’t in class, you were either at home or visiting the Embassy, where you liked to spend your free time. Like now. You were trying to get your father to eat healthier, so you often brought him lunch, especially since he never left his office. Married to the job, he always said.

It was only 1 p.m., but one of your professors had already managed to ruin your entire day after saying your Spanish sucked because “girls are naturally dumb”. So, you were hoping seeing your dad would make your day a bit less awful.

And it did. But it definitely wasn’t because of your dad.

His door was closed when you got there, so you knocked softly and waited until he said to come in.

“I hope you haven’t eaten yet, ‘cause I made you a very special lunch,” you said as you opened the door.

Two heads looked at you, but you hadn’t yet paid attention to the other person in the room.

“Darling!” Your father replied, getting up and hugging you. “I was just about to.”

You dropped the small bowl on his desk and finally turned.

“Agent Peña, let me introduce you to my daughter.”

Your mouth stood agape for a moment while you stared at those eyes, suddenly feeling over conscious about yourself and feeling as a tiny sheep being watched by a wolf. Somehow, you managed to shake his hand and blurt out a “pleasure to meet you”. You didn’t know how, though, because your body simply glitched while staring at the most handsome man you’d ever seen, and you tried your best not to look too dumbfounded.

“Pleasure’s all mine.”

With his deep voice full of a sexy accent, you snapped back to reality, your eyes never leaving his. Sometimes wandering to his lips, but always coming back to his eyes.

You thought this was the first time you met Javier Peña, but you were wrong. Later that same night, while you were laying on your back and staring at the ceiling, you suddenly realized you’d seen his face before, and it was far from the Embassy.

The memory was still clear as day. It was on one of the rare occasions your father authorized you to go out, so you went to a local bar not far from your apartment. Of course, your bodyguards disguised themselves and you had to be home by eleven—those were your father’s terms. You knew it was for your own safety, but it still was a hell of a bummer. Especially when you had just noticed the handsome stranger sitting alone in the back, a pair of yellow aviators hanging from the open buttons of his shirt while he sipped his beer, fatigue creeping over his beautiful features.

You had seen beautiful men, yeah; but he was on a whole new level of beauty that you couldn’t even try to describe. You caught his eyes once, then twice. That was when he sent you a drink and, for the next week, you couldn’t stop wondering what could have happened if you didn’t have to leave in such a Cinderella style, just a lot less glamorous.

Things were quite different now. You knew his name and who he was. After that, you started visiting the Embassy more frequently—the official reason? To see your father, of course, but you knew deep down it was because of Javi. There was no use denying the obvious: you had a huge crush on him. A man who was twenty years your senior and who worked for your father, but you couldn't care less. Besides, it was entirely one-sided: Javier would never look at you like that. Now that he knew who you were, you were probably nothing less than a silly girl to him.

However, you started to notice the way he looked at you. How his eyes took a moment longer than needed on your cleavage, or how his pupils swelled whenever you wore tight skirts. How nervous he seemed when you were just a bit too close to him.

Then, what started as a harmless crush took a twist and became full-on flirting—sometimes teasing too. Well, you knew it wasn't going anywhere. How could it? Only in your dreams, or late at night when you would touch yourself at the thought of him, and all the unholy things he could do to you. But it was still fun to flirt with him, tease him, rile him up with your short skirts, red lips and tight shirts. Swaying your hips when you knew he would be looking, slowly sucking a lollipop while staring at him. Of course, never in front of your father—in front of your father, you were still his baby girl.

There was one day, however, that was quite… different. It was a quiet day in the office, with only a few agents working. Javi was one of them.

"You just missed him," he said when he saw you leaning on his door, still focused on the paper he was writing.

"Actually, I'm here for you," you said, making his eyes shoot up to you. "Are you busy?"

He threw his hands behind his head, a glint of curiosity in his chocolate eyes.

"Never for you, princesa," he replied with his traditional smirk, and you tried to seem unaffected.

"Great," you said, proceeding to sit on his desk, your skirt hiking up involuntarily. "I'm doing a research for school and I'd like to interview you. It's about how Pablo Escobar affects different people's lives."

You knew his eyes were darting to the red lace of your bra, visible under your white shirt.

"Okay," he replied.

You got off of his desk and threw yourself on the comfortable brown leather couch in front of it, fishing the notepad and pencil from your bag. Usually, you were never this alone with him, and that made you a little bit ner­vous, but you did your best to shake off the feeling and go back to your usual sassy, teasing self.

The first questions were basic—name, birthdate, occupation, how Pablo Escobar had affected his life and why. You scribbled his replies on the paper, making the pencil and the ceiling fan the only sounds in the room. It could easily be one of the hottest days ever, and the fan wasn't being too effective, sweat making your hair stick to your forehead. You could feel his eyes following every move you made, as you put the pencil between your red lips to tie your hair in a bun and then opened one more button of your shirt. You caught his eyes for a moment—there was something thick in the air, and it wasn't just the hot weather.

"On a scale from one to ten, how stressed would you say you feel?"

"Easy. Ten," Javier replied blatantly.

Without looking at him, you crossed your legs so you could put the notepad on top of them to make it easier to write. But you knew this would make your skirt hike up and from this position he could, probably—most certainly—, see your matching panties.

You saw the exact moment he noticed, because he shifted in his seat and stared blankly for a moment before clearing his throat.

The expression on your face never changed, as if you hadn't done absolutely anything.

"And what do you do to deal with the stress?" you asked, naturally, and placed the pencil between your lips again.

"Alcohol. Cigarettes," he replied. "Sex."

Your eyes met at his last word, the pencil still hanging in your half-opened mouth. One second passed, then another, and your eyes never left each other's, the atmosphere between you getting heavier by the second, only the ticking clock on the wall and the ceiling fan being heard. And only God knows what could have happened if the telephone hadn't rang. Probably something you both would regret.

"Agent Peña," he answered the phone, but his eyes were still on yours. "Yep. Will be there in a second," he said before han­ging it up and clearing his throat. "Do you need anything else?"

You did. To be thrown against the wall and fucked hard by him, to be left without being able to walk the next day, but you kept those thoughts to yourself.

"Nope," you replied, "I'll let you know if I need anything else."

He nodded. The tension between you was becoming unbearable, you both could feel it. So he grabbed his gun and jacket and left, leaving you with a strange feeling deep down your gut.

After that, it suddenly seemed as if he was doing his best to avoid you. Every time you saw each other, he quickly disappeared, making you feel confused and disappointed. That was when you realized you were too invested in this, whatever "this" was. What you did know was that this wasn't just harmless flirting anymore, and you were going to get yourself hurt soon even without meaning to. So you tried your best to push Javi to the back of your mind, tried your best not to think about him.

Whenever you went to the Embassy, either to bring food to your father or just to spend time with him, you forced yourself not to look at him, forced yourself not to look for him. You even tried dating and going out with people your age. But pushing him away from your mind was a lot harder than you expected, and you felt so stupid for being so affected by nothing more than a stupid crush. It was even harder to stop thinking about him when guys your age were terribly bad at sex, and the only way you could come was when you thought about him. Needless to say, you were tired of giving yourself orgasms.

Surprise wasn’t the right word when he showed up at your door on a rainy night, the same aviators hanging from his shirt.

“Agent Peña,” you said. Javi was long forgotten in your vocabulary.

"Hola, princesa."

"How can I help you?" you asked, trying to act naturally.

He chuckled.

"Yeah, I suppose your dad didn't tell ya. I'm your babysitter for the night," he replied, and you stared at him in confusion. “Can I come in?”

You gave him room to enter, closing the door behind him.

“Care to elaborate?” You asked, raising your eyebrows at him.

He sighed.

“I can’t say much. There’s something big going on and your father needed me here,” he replied, seeming more irritated as the words left his lips.

“If it’s big, why aren’t you there?” You asked, certain this was why he seemed so pissed.

You crossed your arms over your chest and his eyes followed your moviment, and it was only then that you realized you were wearing nothing more than your black satin robe tied around your waist and panties.

How appropriate. Ironic would be a better word.

You cleared your throat and his eyes went back to yours.

“Because I fucked things up, so I have to be your fucking babysitter.”

You laughed right in his face. The look in his eyes was almost threatening, but you didn’t back away.

“So this is your punishment, isn’t it?” You asked, almost in a mocking tone. “Well. Okay. Feel at home, I guess.”

Definitely appropriate. Hell yes, you were pissed at him, and the fact that he had to spend time with you considering how hard he was avoiding you lately because of a mistake he made was like opening a Christmas present you didn’t expect to get.

You could see he was absolutely fuming, but you ignored him. You went back to doing what you were doing when he knocked, reading a book and taking notes. The soft sounds from the radio and the pouring rain outside became the only sounds between you two, and you watched through the corner of your eyes while he took his jacket off and rolled up his sleeves before settling himself on your couch, stretching his arms.

You could hear his breathing, and from time to time you caught him staring at you. Well, only because you were staring at him too. When he wasn’t looking, you couldn’t help but get lost in the rise and fall of his chest, the open buttons of his shirt showing a trail of dark hair.

Every time you caught his eyes, you suddenly felt as if you couldn’t breathe. It almost seemed as if all oxygen had been sucked out of the apartment, and the only thing that there was left was Javier Peña. But something in the way he was shifting in his seat made it seem you weren’t the only one feeling this way.

He cleared his throat.

“Anything to drink?”

“Beer?”

Javier nodded.

As you got up and made your way to the kitchen, a new song started playing on the radio, and you chuckled when you recognized it. It was the same song that played that night, when he bought you a drink, and you couldn’t help but speak.

“You bought me a drink that night.”

He took a deep breath before replying.

“Before I knew you were my boss’ daughter.”

You stood in front of him and reached out the beer.

“And would that really make a difference?” You asked, staring deep down into his eyes.

A moment went by in silence, and then another, and you stood there still holding the beer.

When he finally spoke, looking in your eyes, there was a different, deeper tone in his hoarse voice.

“It’s a dangerous game, the one you’ve been playing.”

“But I’m not the only player, am I?”

You watched in silence as he took the beer from your hand and placed it on the floor. His eyes never left yours as his hands slowly cupped each of your thighs, bringing you closer until you finally fell into his lap.

His eyes never left yours. Taking all the time he could, Javier’s hands started to roam up your body. Going up your knees, your thighs, your waist. As he started to dive beneath your robe, you realized you were holding your breath, still not quite believing this was actually happening. Slowly, he finally untied your robe and dragged it down one arm after the other, until it fell to the floor.

As he stripped you, he also stripped you of all your mischievousness, all your courage, making you feel so small and bare under his piercing stare. His eyes finally left yours, wandering and admiring your body, lust and desire glistening in his stare. Suddenly, you didn’t feel so brave and bossy anymore, as you always used to be around him.

“God, you’re so fucking perfect,” he muttered, hands traveling your sides and spending some good time on your breasts.

You couldn’t help the breathy moan that left your lips as his hands kneaded on your hot flesh. But there was something bothering you, something that wasn’t right. You had gotten to know Javi, so you knew he was holding himself back. Holding himself from using all his strength, from being his real self.

“Javi,” you said, making him look up at you. “I’m not gonna break.”

You saw the moment he acknowledged what you meant when his pupils dilated.

He did surprise you when he grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled you down to finally kiss you. Finally, after so long, after wanting and lusting over each other until it almost hurt. The kiss wasn’t sweet. It was harsh, hot and wild, but so passionate. So much different than you’d expected it to be, so much better.

You moaned as he tugged at your hair, the sharp string of pain being more arousing than you expected. You couldn’t even control your body anymore, he could bend and break you at his will and you would gladly comply, even say “thank you”. That was the effect he had on you, the effect no one else ever had.

Javi placed open-mouthed kisses on your neck, sucking and biting sometimes. You realized you had a weak spot when you curled your toes as he sucked the fragile skin. You rolled your hips on his lap, feeling the hard ridge of his cock, strained against his jeans. The grunt that came out of his lips only made you roll your hips again and again, feeling a bit… powerful knowing you were causing that.

You were quickly knocked out of the feeling as his hands harshly wrapped around your throat, making you come to a halt on your movements as your oxygen supply started to decrease. You looked at him with doe eyes as his thumb found your bottom lip and you made quick work to suck it in your mouth, lapping and swirling your tongue around it.

“Fuck,” he grunted as he watched you, imagining if it was his cock in between your lips, feeling your hot, wet tongue envolving it.

The way he reacted only made you suck harder, and you knew it was getting more difficult for him to control himself. You could feel your panties sticking to your slit, flooded by your desire for him. And he’d barely touched you.

His rough hands left your neck to grab your thighs, sinking his fingers to the hot flesh. He got up from the couch and you wrapped your hands around his neck for support while his mouth found yours again. It was barely a kiss at all—it was a clash of tongue and teeth, both anxious to get more of each other—more to kiss, more to touch, more to explore.

“Bedroom,” he muttered in between kisses from your mouth to your neck.

“Left,” you replied, tugging at his hair and scrapping your nails against his neck.

In quick steps, you both were in your bedroom, only illuminated by the thin light that came from the lampposts below. The rain was still falling heavily outside.

If this was any other circumstance, you’d be terribly worried about your bedroom and what it looked like. Right now, you couldn’t care less.

Javier stole your breath as he dropped you onto the soft mattress and hovered above you for a moment, eyes linked with yours. Even when a lightning threw light to the entire room, his eyes remained on yours, almost as if entranced by a spell. And he wasn’t the only one. By a long moment you stood there, admiring each of his features, mesmerized. There, in that place, you couldn’t help but feel like a prey standing in front of its predator, about to be devoured. A chill went through your entire body as you thought of all the things he could and would do to you.

You were the one who finally broke the spell as you pulled him down by his neck for a kiss, letting your hands finally wander down his body. Now, you finally had some freedom to touch him, but you weren’t in control. He was, and you found yourself enjoying that far more than you should.

His mouth tasted like whisky and cigarettes, and that was so him. His mustache tickled and scraped your skin, but it was such a poetic contrast. As his tongue explored your mouth, you wondered what his mustache would feel in other places of your body.

You suddenly went numb when he grabbed you by your hair again, tugging at your skull making shivers go straight to your core. He took his sweet time at your neck, grazing his teeth against the skin, dragging his mustache through your pulse point.

Then, his mouth started to descend to your collarbone, doing the same path over and over. Kissing, sucking, biting, grazing... One hand still holding you by the hair, the other traveling up and down your thigh. Next, his lips attacked your breasts, earning a throaty moan from you.

“Javi…” you whispered, tugging at his shirt, his jeans.

The feeling of being practically bare in front of him, only one piece of clothing on your body, while he was still fully dressed was arousing, to say the least. It made you feel small, vulnerable, but it also made you feel his. Entirely at his mercy to play, bend and fiddle as he pleased.

He chuckled when he saw you writhing beneath him, pressing your thighs together in search of a release to the growing feeling in the pit of your stomach. But he wasn’t having any of that, pushing one of his knees in between your legs to keep them open.

“Impatient, princesa?” he mocked as his mouth went further down your body, this time kissing your stomach. “Well, I am going to torture you. Just like you’ve been torturing me with your little games, those red lips and those short skirts.”

Javier spoke slowly, each bit of his sentence after a certain amount of kisses. Well, his plan was working, no doubt. It was indeed torture the way his lips felt against your skin, the way it only made you want him even more. You never thought it was possible to want someone so much until you met him.

Unconsciously, you held your breath when his lips finally got to the band of your panties, anxious for his next move.

“I bet you’re already wet for me,” he muttered against your skin, his breath and the thick accent in his voice making you shiver with anticipation, “aren’t you, baby girl?”

All you could do was moan in return, his voice, his words and the pet name making you even wetter, if that was possible. Fuck, yes, you were. There was no way of denying it. You watched with lustful eyes as he expertly pulled your panties down your legs with his teeth, sending it flying somewhere across the room, and then spreading your legs open for him.

He didn’t even leave you any time to think before attacking your cunt mercilessly with his mouth. You gasped and arched your back off the bed with the shock, air leaving your lungs and your eyes closing shut as his tongue swirled your small bundle of nerves. You hadn’t even come yet, but you were already sensitive just from his teasing alone. The feeling of his mustache was new. The way it prickled your sensitive skin only added to your desire.

“Javi, fuck,” you muttered, grabing the sheets with all your strength.

Somehow, you could feel the grin in his lips.

Holding your thighs with his hands, you liked the painful way his fingers dug into your flesh. They dug in harder as his tongue started to speed up its actions, and all that left your lips were a chant of “fuck, fuck, fuck” and also “Javi, Javi, Javi” as the coil inside you finally snapped and you exploded into a world of bliss. But even after that, his skillful mouth never stopped its ministrations, working you throughout your orgasm.

“Javi, please,” you whined, using whatever strength you had to escape from his grip. Of course, it was pointless. His grip on you was like steel.

God, it felt so good, but at the same time it was too much, too high, a burning sensation taking over your entire body, making you feel as if you were being melted from the inside out and then put together all over again.

“Please what, princesa?” he said, steadily holding you in place as you squirmed under him. “Can’t take it anymore, can you?”

You could feel the mocking in his voice, palpable like flesh.

“Please,” you whimpered again, but you didn’t know exactly what you were asking for.

Or maybe you did.

“Tell me what you need, baby girl,” he commanded you, in a deep voice and an authoritative tone that could’ve made you come alone all over again.

“Your cock.”

Javier chuckled and finally let go of your abused cunt, the marks of his fingers on your thighs definitely bound to be purple the next few days. But you didn’t care. It’d be a small reminder that this wasn’t just a dream. A hot, steamy and wild dream.

You watched him through your half-open lids, mesmerized by the sight of that man, his lips and mustache slick with your juices, small beads of sweat prickling on his skin. Goosebumps crawled under your skin as you saw him lick his lips while staring into your eyes, and your arousal only grew more, if that was possible. You could never not be aroused by this man.

Propping yourself on your elbows, you watched as he made a show of taking his clothes off, piece by piece. Unbuckling his belt, pushing it out of the loopholes. Pushing his shirt out of his jeans and taking an eternity to unbutton it. You felt your mouth water as the shirt finally fell off his arms, your eyes focused on his hairy chest. Your attention quickly darted when his jeans finally fell to the floor and all you could focus on was his cock, standing proudly against his abdomen, so perfectly sculpted. Definitely bigger than you’d expected.

You met him halfway as he kneeled in the bed, wrapping your hands around his neck and kissing him hard, tasting yourself on his tongue. Diving your hand down, he growled and cursed as you enveloped his cock in your hand, bobbing it up and down, the pre-cum making it a lot easier. Untangling himself from you, he pushed you so your back met the bed and towered over you.

“Eyes on me, baby girl,” he commanded and you complied.

All air left your lungs when he finally entered you, aided by the pool between your legs, sheathing himself in your hot, tight walls to the hilt. The stretching burned, but it was so good. He didn’t give you much time to adjust, setting a relentless, almost cruel pace.

“Fu… fuck,” you muttered.

You couldn’t think. You couldn’t form a cohesive sentence, because Javier Peña and his cock had short-circuited your brain and the only words you knew were “fuck” and “Javi”. Your moans and cries of his name were the song of angels to him.

“God, look at you,” he growled, one of his hands finding its way to your throat. “You look so fucking good strecthed out by my cock.”

His fingers made their way to your mouth, forcing you to suck on them as his other hand grabbed your right thigh to wrap it around his waist.

“Fuck,” he grunted.

Your moans were muffled by his fingers. The sensations inside you were too much, they were starting to become unbearable, and you couldn’t help the small tears that left your eyes as he fucked you hard.

“Oh, is that too much, princesa?” he mocked, but made no efforts to slow down or ease up on you. “That’s how you wanted, wasn’t it? For me to fuck you hard and rough.”

“Yes, yes, yes,” you replied as his fingers left your mouth to rest on your neck, but not pressing. “Choke me, Javi.”

You didn’t imagine the effect those words would have on him, his eyes becoming darker. He complied with your wish and started to put pressure on your skin, and as he started to choke you harder and cut your air supply, the more heightened every sensation became.

“Come for me, baby girl.”

His command was exactly what you didn’t know you needed, and you came with a shout of his name. Your second orgasm of the night washed over you like waves, one after the other, seeming endless as white pleasure and bliss installed themselves on you, making you feel on cloud nine. As if you were high on a drug called Javier Peña.

Only a moment later he came inside you with a grunt, painting your walls with his cum. His hands softly left your neck and he fell to the mattress next to you, both panting, your chests heaving in search of all the air you’d lost. As your breathing slowed down and the orgasm cloud started to dissipate, you finally managed to pay attention to the rain, still strong and relentless outside.

“Javi?” You called, your voice almost shy.

“Yeah?”

“Don’t leave yet.”

“I won’t,” he replied and snuggled you in closer.

And that was how you fell asleep, with the rain outside and Javi’s breathing next to you, resting your head on his chest. You didn’t know what the future had in store for you two, but right now this was more than enough.

t a g l i s t | @wickedfrsgrl

[nuestraluzdelaluna]

I am so HAPPY that you are writing for Måneskin xx I would love a nsfw alphabet for Damiano😁

Damiano David NSFW Alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He always makes sure to make the both of feel the most comfortable possible. Making sure your body is clean, kissing any bruises that might have formed and pulling his shirt over your body. After that he will lay down and cuddle you close, talking about some things the both of you won’t even remember the next morning before falling asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Damiano likes his hair, likes to style it different ways and enjoys nothing more than the feeling of your fingers combing through it or tugging on it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum on your body, pulling out last minute and painting your skin with his cum. Loving to see you play with it afterwards, dragging a finger through it only to taste him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Pegging. Whenever he’s bratty it just means he misses the feeling of being full. He misses the feeling of you hands all over your body as you fuck him into oblivion.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He mostly knows what he’s doing. There are a lot of things the two of you experience with and then you both don’t really know what you are doing, but you will still make it work.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Depends on his mood that day.

If he’s feeling more subby he will want to let you ride him and take complete control over his pleasure.

If he’s more in a dom mood he will bend you over any surface of the house and make sure you’re trapped by his body.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is definitely goofy leading up to it, making sure to make you feel comfortable and besides that he knows exactly how sexy a smile can be. However during the moment he gets into a headspace that just simply doesn’t allow goofiness.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

While he makes sure to not let the hair get ‘too’ long and trim every now and then, it’s not his main priority to shave every shower he takes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends, more than often he loves degrading you and fucking you roughly. But on other days he will just want to hold you in his arms, make love to you and tell you how much he adores you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Damiano doesn’t jerk off a lot just because there’s not really a need to. Whenever he is horny, which is quite often, he will just turn to you and get his satisfaction.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nipple play - he loves how you reacted to having his fingers play with your nipples. However it’s not only limited to you, he does not have a heart tattooed around his nipple for nothing. Run your tongue around his nipples and play with his piercing a little and he might just cum undone.

Dom/sub dynamics - that man is the definition of a switch and he loves nothing more than going from being completely in control to begging for your touch.

Sir/master - if he’s in a dom mood you don’t want to call him anything other than sir or master or you will regret it the whole night.

Degradation - something where his switch side comes out again, damiano love to call you his whore but only to have you call him a slut afterwards.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In private rooms and only in private rooms. However if it’s private he doesn’t care about the concrete location at all, wether he fucks you into the mattress or the two of you give the kitchen table a new purpose.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pulling on his hair

Pulling in his collars/ necklaces

Putting necklaces around his neck and feeling your hands grace over his skin

Playing with his rings

Anything you do with his fingers in general

Kissing his chest

Wearing his clothes

Touching his skin so slightly he barely feels it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything in public is a no for him, your body is for you and him to enjoy only and no one, that the two of haven’t specifically chosen should be allowed to see what’s going on between the two of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This man will spend hours between your thighs just completely taking everything you have to offer. His tongue swirling around your clit as he uses his fingers to massage your g spot. However before a concert there’s nothing he enjoys more than to fuck your mouth and get all his adrenaline out, loving to see how your mascara tainted tears paint your cheeks black or how spit dribbles down your chin.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s almost only rough and fast, however damiano is still able to put so much passion and love into it. Making you feel loved as he fucks you into the mattress and calls you a whore.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t like quickies, he needs to take his time with you. He needs to explore your body like it’s the first time over and over again besides that he needs time for all his teasing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Damiano will experiment with everything and every day. Everything you come up with he will try and vice versa, however he doesn’t really take that much risks. He is very private about his relationships and will not want to risk that anybody sees what’s only meant for the two of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He lasts multiple rounds and with his sex drive he needs to, however the rounds aren’t the longest. But he makes up for it with the, what feels like, hours of teasing me

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He definitely does not shy away from toys at all. Whether that be a vibrator that you use on yourself as you send him teasing videos when he is away or a dildo that you will use to peg him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIGGEST tease out there. Damiano will spend hours between your thighs kissing and nibbling on your skin, sucking on your clit, teasing your slit with his fingertips and just when you’re about to cum he will get up and light himself a cigarette. However he likes to be teased as well and even if he acts like he doesn’t he loves to draw his own orgasms out as much as possible.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud, with him there is never a quiet second in the bedroom. Whether it’s dirty talk, which he’s a big fan of, or moaning. He’ll groan in your ear showing you how good you feel around him, or just full on let out high pitched moans as he’s cumming.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The hardest he has ever cum, was with your mouth wrapped around his dick as you took him to the back of your throat and your fingers in his ass. Massaging his prostate and deepthroating him at the same time has made cum in record speed.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He is pretty much average (i’m talking italian average, google it ;) ). You definitely need to take some time to adjust to him every time over and over again.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive his really high, like i’m talking morning sex, staying in bed, going multiple rounds and doing the same again only hours later.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will fall asleep rather quickly. However not before making sure to either pull you into his arms or lay his head on your chest and enjoy the feeling of your fingers combing through his hair.

[multifandomfix]

Natalie Figueroa Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Fig is actually pretty flirty after sex. She loves tempting you into another round if she can.

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

She loves your thighs. Whether it’s running her hands over them, or sliding her knee between them, she just adores it.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

Not really. She does like to leave marks on your skin, but that’s just a private thing between you and her.

D = Dominant (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? are they a top or a bottom?)

She’s definitely more dominating in bed. Maybe even a bit bossy, but she’ll never take it too far.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She knows what she’s doing, and she’s certainly not inexperienced. It may take her a bit to figure out exactly what works best for you though.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

For the longest time she preferred to just fuck. No strings was the way to go for her, but once she’s found someone worth keeping around, she becomes much more a make love kind of woman.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She tries to keep it serious, but doesn’t mind laughing off the odd slip up.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

Taking back to her. She hates it with every fiber of her being, but it also weirdly turns her on. She loves it when you’re a brat.

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

No nonsense. If she’s desperate to have you, then by god, she’s going to. She doesn’t care where you are or when it is, she’ll find a way.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She’s got an array of toys she uses on herself when you’re not available, but she prefers to use them with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nat is very much a brat tamer. She loves reminding you where your place is, and if that involves a little punishment, so be it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere the mood happens to strike. Usually just around her house, but if you’re somewhere more public and she doesn’t want to wait, then you’ll find somewhere.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

Inappropriate touches in semi public spaces is a great way to kick things off with her. Whether it’s out at dinner together or at her work.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She’s not so much into praise. She’ll praise you if you’ve been good, but receiving praise makes her a bit uncomfortable. She doesn’t mind the odd compliment post-sex, but if you overdo it, it can kill the mood for her.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She can’t get enough of your head between her thighs, and while she’s happy to repay the favor if you’re good for her, she will withhold if you’ve misbehaved.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She can be a little rough. It all depends on her mood and how you’ve behaved. Sometimes she’ll take it slow just to torture you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Totally into them. Having a rushed session just gets her blood pumping and having to come out clothes all wrinkled and breathing heavy is an adrenaline rush.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She is up for taking risks, no doubt about that. The number of times you’ve almost been caught is astounding.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can last a good, long time, and go for three rounds on average, before deciding to call it quits.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

Sure, that’s actually how her relationship with you started, and it just spiraled into something more serious.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She can’t get enough of teasing you. The noises you make for her when she’s drawn things out to your wits end is just music to her ears.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Fig can definitely be loud. If you’re at home, that is. She prefers to keep her more public exploits more quiet. She likes the idea of being caught, but doesn’t really want the reality of it if it can be helped.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

Not long at all. She’ll probably take you home on the first date if you let her. If you’re not there for a good time, then she’s not there for a long time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Fig has a lot of pretty lingerie that she only brings out for when you’re good. If you’re bratty, then she withholds it until she’s think you’ve earned the privilege of seeing her in it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Quite high. The mood can strike at a moments notice and you better be ready when it does.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If she’s satisfied for the night, it won’t take her long to drift off, but she’ll keep you going as long as she can most times.

For anon

Natalie Figueroa: @ghostsunderstoodmysoul, @sapphicprinc3ss, @music-bird

[beneathstarryskies]

Hey hey, if your requests are open could I request a Tobirama Senju alphabet?? 💕💕

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Tobirama is very good with aftercare. He will help you get cleaned up and pick out your favorite comfy clothes. If you feel up to taking a bath, he loves to take baths together. He’ll wash your body carefully and massage your muscles.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tobirama isn’t exactly someone with a favorite body part. He’s confident with his entire body. He’s a very intelligent and strong man, so he doesn’t feel the need to emphasize one part over another.

His favorite part of his partner’s body would be their thighs. He loves how warm they are wrapped around him, and the way they squeeze him when he makes you cum. He will spend so much time with his head between your thighs just kissing them and biting them before he actually begins going down on you.

He also really loves laying his head on your thighs while you play with his hair and he talks through whatever is on his mind.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Tobirama is super sexually repressed. So, when he cums it tends to be a lot and rather quickly. He tries to warn you, but sometimes he just can’t form words. You really need to learn to read the signs.

As far as where he’s not super picky. He likes filling your pussy with his cum, but he’s also really weak for you swallowing.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

When he misses you, he’ll jack off with a pair of your panties in his fist. It’s one of those things he feels a little guilty about afterwards, but he just misses you so much and he’s bad at expressing that.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s not super experienced. There might have been a few sordid one night stands, but he really doesn’t like the casualness of that. He’d rather be with someone he cares about and he knows cares for him as well.

He has a pretty good idea of what to do, and he’s a fast learner so he’ll be able to fill in the blanks rather quickly.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Probably when you’re riding him, especially if he’s kind of feeling grumpy and you’re trying to cheer him up. He might even pretend to be more disgruntled than he actually feels just so you’ll try harder.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Tobirama is never really humorous in general, and that extends to the bedroom. He will loosen up quite a bit with you than he would usually be, and he will definitely let a smile or smirk tug on his lips if you do something cute.

He just cares about you a lot and sex is one of the main ways he expresses it. So he takes it pretty seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps everything trimmed nicely even when he’s not sexually active. He just prefers to keep a tidy appearance.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Tobirama is very needy and clingy during sex, which don’t you dare tease him about. He knows it goes against his usual personality. This is a very strong, logical man but you can make him so weak. He’ll hold you close as he thrusts into you, and he’ll just start babbling sweet words to you like, “You feel so good around my cock baby.” He’ll start begging but neither of you even know what he’s begging for.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tobirama is ashamed to admit how often he jacks off, but it is pretty often. Especially if you’re away for a while and he can’t have you. As stated, he really likes to jack off with your panties.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Spanking, edging, lingerie, bondage, praise, and cockwarming. He would also like dom/sub dynamics, and he’d be a switch. Sometimes he wants to boss you around and fuck you however he sees fit. Other times you have him wrapped around your finger.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is probably his favorite place because he likes to feel comfy and safe. Being with you is his safe place, and he doesn’t want to risk that time being interrupted. He loves for you to make him beg to be inside of you.

He is also fond of shower/bathtub sex. He would love for you to slip into the bath with him and stroke his cock slowly, and edge him until he’s panting and pleading with you to let him cum. He will turn the tables on you though, so don't’ dish it out if you can’t take it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It’s kind of hard to distract Tobirama from his work, but there’s some things he just can’t resist. If you were to come to his office with a skirt on and sit in his lap, he would resist at first. But if you guide his hand between your thighs he’d have a hard time keeping his hard exterior going. He’d play with your clit and finger you while still going over his work.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Tobirama wouldn’t want to do anything to hurt you. Pain is not something he’s turned on by at all.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He fucking loves getting his cock sucked, and will never turn it down. He has such a hard time not cumming as soon as you have your lips wrapped around him.

Tobirama was a little intimidated to give oral at first because it’s something he wasn’t super experienced with. So he takes it really slowly at first and tries a few different tactics to find what gets the best reaction. Once he gets the hang of it, he will absolutely love it. He’ll stay between your thighs until you’re overstimulated and tugging on his hair.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He tends to like to take his time because if you go too fast he won’t last long, and he really wants to drag it out for the full experience. Being with you is just the best thing, and he wants to just enjoy it.

That being said, there will be times when he is just so needy and frustrated he’ll fuck you hard and fast for some relief.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really his thing. Every once in a while they’re fun, but he prefers taking his time to explore your body.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Tobirama rarely takes risks with sex. He’s down to experiment 100% but he doesn’t like doing things that are too risky.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He doesn’t always last the longest. It really depends on his mood and how horny he is. But he can and will go for multiple rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys really except for silk scarves for bondage. If you bring something to try out he’ll be okay with it, and he’s open to having things used on him as well.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases a little bit, but he has a hard time resisting when you start begging him to fuck you so he doesn’t even usually tease as much as he wants to.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tobirama really lets loose with sex so he’s gonna be pretty vocal. It’s not even something he means to do. He talks a lot and is very good at dirty talk. He will also groan and grunt (and possibly even growl) without any shame.  

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Tobirama loves it when you blow him underneath the Hokage desk. However, at least once someone has walked in and you didn’t stop. His hand was tangled in your hair trying to keep you still while he tried so hard to have a composed conversation without the person realizing something was going on. You kept sucking until he came down your throat, and he had to stop himself from letting out a string of curses. You definitely got bent over the desk and spanked for that.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Tobirama is a little bit bigger than average, about 7 ½ inches. He is thick though, enough that there’s always a bit of a stretch when he fucks you. His cock has a few nice veins running through it, and there’s a nice curve that helps him hit your walls at the perfect angle.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Tobirama is needy, but he’s also pragmatic. So even if he yearns, he knows other things might have to take priority so he can go without for a while if he needs to.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty easily afterwards, mostly because he is a firm believer in tender aftercare to help you both unwind. However, he always stays awake until you fall asleep.

[akirakurusuimagines]

ABCs with Akira Kurusu

From now on, I’ll be tagging not sfw content as “merciless mode”, so please blacklist it if you don’t want to see it!

A = Aftercare 

The aftercare king. He’s so sweet and considerate regardless of the type of session you two had. He’ll be carrying you around, helping you clean up and showering you in gentle kisses and praise, making sure you drink water, cuddling you until you sleep while whispering sweet nothings into your ear, anything that makes you feel good, he’ll do it. Chances are, he’ll bring you food in bed tomorrow, too. If you manage to wear him out, make sure you spoil him a little too⁠—he needs it. 

B = Body part 

Akira’s favorite body part (on himself) is his hips. I mean, have you seen them? He’s got a nice ass and really nice hips and if you pay attention to those parts of his body he will fucking melt, guaranteed. On you, though, it’s hard for him to choose. He’s stuck between your thighs and your hands, loving the sensuality of both very deeply. He’ll pay a lot of attention to your thighs, kissing them, making a few nice marks, even bite them if you’re into it. Akira also loves to squeeze and hold them, just feeling them whether they’re wrapped around his waist or he’s laying down on them. For your hands, however, he also loves to kiss them, though sometimes he’ll playfully suck on your fingers, teasing you that way. He loves to hold your hands and squeeze them while you two are intimate in any way.

C = Cum 

If you used your mouth on him, he would probably end up accidentally cumming in your mouth once or twice, but when he can catch himself, will finish on your face or chest, or even himself, depending on the situation. Your mouth really just does things to him. Most often, though, Akira cums in a condom, but if not, he prefers to cum on your thighs and/or tummy, enjoying the way it coats your skin, also paralleling the way you likely make a mess on him.  If you ask him to cum inside you, however, he’ll be a little reluctant at first, but when convinced, gets shockingly addicted to the feeling, especially if you cockwarm him afterwards until he gets hard again.

D = Dirty Secret

Akira needed porn to get him off for the longest time, whether he read it, watched it, listened to it, whatever. He just needed something to keep his senses busy while he groped and fisted his dick. But that really started to change when he fell in love with you. He found himself unable to satisfy his lust the same way as he usually did, and anytime he closed his eyes while he pumped his cock, he could only picture you. The way you would writhe underneath him, the way you would feel around him, your sounds, your expressions⁠—when he finally let himself imagine everything he wanted to do with you, he ended up accidentally overstimulating himself, overwhelmed by the sheer desire he had. He couldn’t look at you for a week afterwards, getting too flustered by the memory of cumming all over himself because he thought of you. 

E = Experience 

He’s actually not that experienced, like at all. He’s young⁠; outside of being with you, the most experience he’s gotten is from his imagination, porn, and masturbating, really. He’s faking it until he makes it, and oftentimes, that works well enough. Akira’s a very quick learner, too, so even if he’s sloppy or a little inconsiderate the first time around, just guide him along a bit and he’ll pick up on things⁠—communication is key, here. Slowly but surely, he’ll become more confident in what he’s doing and become that sex god everyone wants him to be. When he gets older and more experienced, he’s sure to blow your mind every single time, even if it’s just making you cum from his fingers. 

F = Favorite Position

Akira’s favorite position to fuck you in is something that you’re on his lap for, or facing him in general. He loves to see your expressions and hear your voice, and wants to kiss you as much as he can, regardless of whether he’s drilling you into the mattress with every thrust, or he’s taking things slowly. His favorite position to be fucked in is from behind, where his chest is on the ground and his ass is in the air. 

G = Goofy

He can be both! Depending on the context (whether it’s Akira or whether it’s Joker), whether you two are in the middle of roleplay, whether the current mood is one way or another, whether you’re in a semi-public place or in Leblanc well after it closed, there are so many factors, but there’s always a healthy mix of both. The first time you two got intimate, there were a lot of laughs, though mostly nervous ones until your nerves settled down. 

H = Hair 

Akira’s got a little bit more of a bush down there, matching his hair almost too well. He makes sure that it’s nothing crazy and that he cleans himself regularly, but it’s not trimmed short or shaved. He doesn’t have a preference regarding whether you shave or trim or let it grow wild, but if you do have a bit of pubic hair, he might grip onto it while his face is shoved onto your sex, using his tongue to drive you crazy. 

I = Intimacy

He’s so intimate and romantic, kissing you with every other breath he takes, regardless of the situation, whether he’s a little rough or it’s something soft and sensual, he’s always holding you somehow or kissing your skin. He always mutters praises and gentle “I love you”s even during roleplay or “punishment”, it’s not something he can physically ignore. 

J = Jack Off 

Akira would get so sexually frustrated so frequently because he was never alone long enough to actually take care of himself, and if Morgana or Sojiro or anyone ever caught him getting himself off, he would probably turn himself in immediately to avoid facing them. When he does get the chance to get himself off, it takes a little while for him to get into the right sort of mood with how stressed and busy he normally is, but he ends up exerting himself a little too much and is totally winded afterwards. He’s left alone with his horny thoughts but can only act on them once a week if he’s lucky.

K = Kink

He loves having his hair tugged. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses, and something that will make him moan the loudest. Tug his hair at every opportunity: when he’s going down on you, when he’s fucking you, when you’re fucking him, when he’s kissing you, anything. Tug his hair, whether you do it softly, or whether it’s a sharp yank. It’ll spur him on or make him dazed, perhaps both. Be careful, though, you might unleash a beast when you do. 

L = Location

He’s split between the comfort of his own room, and the safe rooms in the Metaverse. His room is comfortable with a gentle ambiance, and has a lot of potential for any kind of intimate play. However, the safe rooms in the Metaverse give just enough of a rush of getting caught, the danger of being caught by his teammates and shadows alike makes his head spin.

M = Motivation 

There’s a lot that turns him on. Something that spurs him on very quickly is when you subtly tease him, especially if there are a lot of people around. Whether by squeezing his hip or sending one too many flirtatious looks, or whispering something indecent to him before acting like nothing happened, or eating food sensually⁠—there is a lot. His hormones are on a complete and utter rampage underneath that calm demeanor. He can’t help it.  

N = NO

Things he wouldn’t do fall under the extremes and bodily fluids, so things like watersports or intense BDSM. He also would never smack his partner across the face, and would not want them to do the same to him. 

O = Oral 

Akira loves to give, and that quickly makes up for his lack of immediate skill. He’s intuitive to your reactions and changes things based on how you react and the limited knowledge he’s gained from porn and sex-tips from magazines, so he finds that his favorite place quickly becomes between your legs, using his tongue to make you cum. Sometimes that’s all you do, and it’s intense and mind-blowing and your legs end up as jelly from the amount of times he pushed you over the edge. He does deeply enjoy receiving, but it’s something you have to beat him to when you get the chance, or he’ll latch onto you like a vice.   

P = Pace

It all depends on the mood, it really does. He does have a slight preference for slow and sensual sex, at least to begin, and if it delves into something fast and desperate and unintentionally rough, well, that’s all the more exciting, isn’t it? 

Q = Quickie 

When he’s strained on time somehow, which is more often than not, he is more than down for a quick round. He prefers being able to take his time, but he has to admit, the moments where you two are clawing at each other’s clothes and kissing so hard you’re knocking teeth together as you stumble into a closet or flop onto the makeshift bed, barely removing any clothes as you desperately plead for him to fuck you, are really wonderful too. 

R = Risk 

Akira is down to experiment for the most part, but a lot of communication needs to be involved depending on what it is you two decide to do. Taking risks is on a case-by-case basis, depending on whether or not the risk is worth it. He plays it safe at school, knowing being expelled from the academy is essentially a death sentence, but in the Metaverse, he’s far more likely to take that risk. 

S = Stamina 

At first, he’s wiped out very quickly. He tries to last as long as he can, and he succeeds for the most part, but after he cums, he needs a bit of a break before he can go again. But, like with anything, he builds that stamina up. At the peak of his game, Akira could probably last a long while⁠—long enough to make you cum at least twice⁠—and can go a few rounds, depending on the intensity of the previous session.  

T = Toy

Akira doesn’t own any toys. Morgana is far too much of a snoop, people are in his attic all the time, so he doesn’t feel comfortable having them. He would absolutely be down to use them, though, on both himself and his partner, regardless of what it is. It adds an extra layer to the bedroom that, though he thinks you don’t need, doesn’t hurt and only improves the experience. 

U = Unfair 

Akira and teasing go hand in hand. He just adores getting you riled up and flustered, whether it’s from sweet words that take you by surprise or dirty talk that sends shivers down your spine⁠—anything is fair game if it means getting one of those incredible reactions from you. He likes to tease in the bedroom especially, sometimes playfully and softly, others, more roughly, but if you plead for him to stop teasing you, he might just have to comply. 

V = Volume 

Akira actually isn’t that loud in bed. He’s rather quiet, actually, more pants than anything, followed by grunts and slight choking noises, small whines and finally genuine moans. He sometimes makes a conscious effort to be less noisy, so if you really want him to not muffle any of his god-like sounds, you could always put him in a ball gag or pry his mouth open with your fingers. But normally, his mouth is used to praise you or demean you, to tease you and torture you, driving you wild with how his voice can go from being so light and gentle to sending bolts of lightning to your nerves with how deep and sexy it is. 

W = Wild Card 

He has a high-key roleplay kink, especially when it involves his Joker side, whether it be a cops-and-robbers sort of deal, or whether it’s something of a thief stealing away a royal in the night. Akira won’t mention it to you for the longest time, but come to his bedroom wearing a skimpy costume and start pulling on those acting skills as you seduce him and he’ll fall right into your trap.  

X = X-Ray 

Akira’s slightly above average overall, not as girthy as someone like Ryuji and not as lengthy as someone like Yusuke, but well rounded enough that you can’t complain. Especially when you get to explore his dick and find the prominent veins that made him practically keel over, and realize the slight curve it has. It’s a very pretty dick, though. 

Y = Yearning

His sex drive is quite high most of the time, all things considered, but during moments of great distress, such as the deadline for a palace closing in on him, his sex drive will plummet from the stress. 

Z = ZZZ 

He doesn’t really fall asleep all that quickly, he’s more content whispering sweet things in your ears and kissing your face and telling you how much he loves you and how fantastic you were as you two cuddle, but if he was on the receiving end, he’s far more likely to doze off unintentionally during it.��