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[koushirouizumi]

{R.E.B.O.R.N!} ~ Ep. #159 + Y A M A M O T O & T S U N A {80+27}

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nsfw a-z for lumio

*blows kiss* for all my death and/or wolf boy fuckers out there

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

he's so fast in recouping and taking care of the other person it can feel a little rough?? he gets better abt it w mieran but he moves on to cleanup so fast it can feel like there's no breathing room at times. not intentional, he's j v active always all of the time.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he's v proud of those thicc ass thighs of his, v good, 10/10, would die to them. as for his partner he loves some good pretty and markable throats... especially if they're particularly small <3

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

it’s literally shimmery. like in the gif. wild shit.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

uhhhhhhh he uses his ashen tendrils as tentacles?? if his partner wants it???? ig idk

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

100 years worth of experience honey, you tell me.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

knees to chest,,,,,, if he's not making them scream what's the point yk?

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

neither?? i feel like he's usually j focused,,,,, and confident, but not overly serious??? not like he's goofy but. ykwim.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

same reddish brown shade as his hair but a lil bit darker. a lil bit, groomed, but like. it doesn't grow??? it's j there bc it's there

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

up til mieran?? not at all, but then his basically-soulmate happened and,,,,, he can be 🥺 if his partner is feeling soft then he'll be emotional putty in their hands.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

doesn't? UNLESS he's watching someone,,,,, bit of a voyeur, loves seeing his partner blush and stammer while touching themself under his gaze <3

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

biting, breathplay, bondage, OVERSTIM man he likes overstim, branding, size diff is his shit, general d/s, and hair pulling j to name a few,,,,,,,

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

literally anywhere. he's a reaper. he can fuck you literally on the air. absolutely no preference.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

straddle him for the love of GOD straddle him, he thinks it's so hot. really though nothing turns them on like feeling needed??? basically they get horny if their partner gets horny and goes to them.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

cnc. no. fuck no.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he's good at giving, don't get me wrong, but,,,,,, he j loves throatfucking too much you must understand

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

FAST AND ROUGH i can NOT overstate it

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he's fine w them but like. obviously prefers proper sex given he rarely "needs" a quickie?? again, reaper. maybe one or two a week but that's it

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

game to fucking around and finding out !! takes a risk or two 👀

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

reaper stamina is INSANE, think like. 20 rounds at the very least before they’re shooting blanks.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

nope, no need for them when their tendrils get the job done.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

SUUUUUUUUCH a tease !! this bitch takes advantage of the fact they're invisible to most mortals way too much

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

another chatty one, doesn't moan as much as they call their partner things (good AND mean). he's decently loud though.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

sometimes they'll switch their "human" mouth and jaw for their wolf-ish monster maw,,,,, and if you're getting head from that? you're dead (/pos)

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

8in,,,,, once more, i don't know how to describe dicks !!!!!!! whenever he's in wolf boy mode he's got a knot tho. bc ofc.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

it's high ish??? but it's not like an imperious need that he HAS to act upon every time. he can ignore it if need be.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

at least half an hour,,,, lots of energy !!!! plus reapers don't really sleep unless out of choice, usually he j wants to snuggle after a while,,,,,,

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Eustass Kid N/SFW Alphabet

N/SFW Minors DNI

thought i’d do this for Kidd, since it’s his birthday !

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Have fun bc he won’t do it, maybe grabs a towel and wipes you down if he’s feel nice and if you two are a thing he may shower with you

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s a proud man and confident in dick so, on his partner/one night stand, their ass, an ass man, loves watching an ass jiggle under his hands

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

not super thick, and not a lot, and will cum anywhere he pleases, but really enjoys cumming on his partners face or ass

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

this man doesn’t have shame, he doesn’t care who hears what he does in the bedroom (or wherever he felt like fucking his partner)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

a decent experience from one night stands

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

against a wall, doggy style, over a desk or something (like crates and boxes), probably some obscure positions that you didn’t know your body could even do

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

serious, he takes his fucking into oblivion serious

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he trims only bc it’s annoying to have a lot of hair

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

don’t expect romance or intimacy from him unless you are his partner, he’ll try and put in alittle effort

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’s not against but prefers the real thing, tho he really should do it more

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Can I just say there’s nothing this man won’t try?

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere, but he does like seeing you over his desk spread out for him

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

anything, could just see his partner walking by and catches a glimpse of their ass and thats that

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that involves shit

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

prefers receiving, tho he will sometimes give his partner head, but he doesn’t want to hear you complain that he’s not getting the right spot

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and rough is the only thing this man knows

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He does quickies quite often, more than actual sex

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Again doesn’t care who knows, and will try anything

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He could go for awhile, so good luck

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Why do you need toys when he has a dick?

tho he will tease you with a vibrator but that's it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man is unfair, will tease your for hours if he feels like it

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not really loud, grunts and curses

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

This man is literal filth when it comes to sex, what could I say

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Pretty big, not unrealistically big, like a bit above average, and thick

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Heh, again have fun, he will fuck any time of day whenever he pleases

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

pretty fast, as soon as he pulls out and plops down beside his partner he’s usually out

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Robby NSFW Alphabet

not my gif

A: Aftercare

Robby’s aftercare is ON POINT. He’s a huge cuddler and loves to have the chance to take care of someone who really appreciates it and takes care of him in return. He will get a soft, damp cloth and clean you off before pulling you onto his chest and wrapping you both up in tons of blankets. He likes to pet your hair while you fall asleep, and hold you so that no one can hurt you while you’re in such a vulnerable state. He knows, realistically, that no one is gonna jump out of the closet and attack you, but it makes him feel needed. 

B: Body Part

His favorite body part of yours is your hands. He loves holding them up next to his and comparing, he loves holding your hand, and he loves when your hand is wrapped around his cock while y’all are in private. He can’t help but look at your left hand and picture a pretty ring on that finger, imagining the beautiful future he wants to have with you. His favorite body part of his is his butt. The boy works out, and he knows how much you like it. He honestly never noticed his butt before, whether it was nice or not, until you started pointing it out, and now he walks around in leggings just to get your attention!

C: Cum

He likes to cum in your mouth. Blowjobs make him feel like he’s in heaven, and when you swallow, it makes Robby feel like you’re accepting him and worshipping him like no one ever has before. He also likes to finish inside you (wrap it up) because of how intimate it is. Not part of the prompt, but he loves to make you sit on his face and cum all over his mouth, dirty boy. 

D: Dirty Secret

Robby has always wanted to try more public sex. The thought of getting caught riles him to no end, and he gets so turned on by the idea of holding his hand over your mouth in a janitor’s closet so people walking past don’t hear your moans. If you wanted to try it, y’all would start small, like your backyard, and work your way up, but if you weren;t into it, that’s fine with him too. 

E: Experience

He’s decently experienced. Robby had a one night stand or two before he met Mr. Larusso, when he hung out with those hooligans, but it never meant anything. With you, it’s his first time doing it with feelings involved, and he was blown away by how much better it was that way. He was experienced enough to not bust in T-2 minutes, but he still had a lot to learn about taking his time and making sure you both enjoyed it. With the other girls, it was always about doing it to impress his friends so he never thought much about how it felt, for him or her. You have to teach him that porn isn’t realistic, and that it takes time to feel good. He’s a fast learner though. 

F: Favorite Position

He loves a good 69, lying down or standing ;) bc he’s strong like that. He also likes taking you from behind while he holds you up against him by your neck, and his other hand playing with your nipples or clit. Add a mirror, and you have the hottest sex either of you had ever had. 

G: Goofy

He can be goofy during foreplay or aftercare, but Robby likes to keep it more intimate and serious during actual sex. He wants you to know that he takes you seriously, and thinks that you guys are goofy all the time, so he wants sex to be loving and heartfelt. Drunk sex can be goofy, but most of the time, he keeps it mature. 

H: Hair

He will shave it off every once in a while and let it get stubbly for a couple weeks, then shave again. Robby HATES ingrown hairs, so he doesn’t like to shave every day, but he thinks just trimming makes it look sloppy. He settles for shaving every couple weeks. He literally doesn’t even notice when you don’t shave, so obviously he doesn’t care about that. Like he’s so caught up in the moment that you could put a little blue wig down there and he wouldn’t notice. 

I: Intimacy

So growing up, Robby never really had people that cared a lot about him. Because of this, he lives for intimate moments. Just you guys lying on his bed playing with each other’s hair makes him swoon. He’s a romantic guy, and would definitely go all out with flower petals, candles, champagne, and bubble baths if it were a special occasion. He wants you to know that he loves you, and wants to make sure you know how much he loves you. 10/10 romance. 

J: Jack off 

He did it a lot before he met you, but now he prefers you. He really doesn’t feel the need to jack off because you guys are together so often. If he starts thinking about you in the shower or something, maybe he would, but he’d rather just text you to come over. 

K: Kink

So Robby is a switch. When he’s feeling more dominant, he loves to spank you with his hands, a paddle, or his karate belt. He gets off on the fact that you trust him so much to hold your pleasure and pain in his hands. He would never go too far, but he loves how wet you get after a light spanking. When Robby is more sub, he likes when you boss him around. Telling him how exactly to pleasure you, pulling his face further into your core. Making him get on his knees and watch as you pleasured yourself. He worships you. 

L: Location

At first, a bed. But after you guys have sex on a beach at night one time, he realizes that he wants to try tons of different locations. Just the possibilities of how he can position you, someone catching you, or someone hearing how good he makes you feel, really gets him going. His favorite so far was in an empty stairwell at a fancy resort that Sam invited you both to. 

M: Motivation

So like Hawk and Miguel, Robby is a teenage boy! He’s horny all day, every day. He loves seeing you in workout clothes, seeing other guys hit on you and then shrink away when they realize you’re his, teaching you karate, and watching you put your hair up. It reminds him of… certain things. 

N: No

He would never ever let someone else join you guys. Male, female, or other, he hates the idea of someone putting their hands on you in that way, and knows you would feel the same about him. Robby thinks you guys have such a perfect chemistry going, so why would you want to ruin that with another person? It would just be awkward and clumsy, and Robby does NOT like to share. 

O: Oral

So like I said earlier, he thinks porn is accurate when y’all first start having sex. He would go down on you for like 30 seconds, barely using any pressure or suction, and would then be confused as to why you weren’t finishing. He sat you down one day and talked to you about it, because he was scared you just weren’t attracted to him or something. When you told him that you needed more than what he was doing, he made you teach him right then and there. He spent a good hour and a half going down on you, making you tell him what was good and what wasn’t, learning how to actually give GOOD head, and now he’s pretty much an expert. He takes his time and takes cues from you. You were amazing at head right off the bat, and he’s such a simp for you when you’re between his legs. 

P: Pace

It honestly varies depending on the day and what mood you guys are in. He’s a switch in all respects, so he can be slow and loving, or fast and rough, or a mix of the two. He also loves when you start on top and set the pace, and then he will flip you guys over when you get tired and finish you both off. 

Q: Quickie

He likes a good quickie in those moments when you guys are out and get turned on all of a sudden. Robby likes to take you somewhere a little more private and get you both off, before resuming what you guys were doing and acting like nothing happened. You’ve seen him shake the hand of someone with the same hand that was buried in you 3 minutes before, acting like nothing was out of sorts at all. 

R: Risk

He will try new things if you want to, but is honestly pretty content with how you guys fuck right now. His philosophy is “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” But he’s more than willing to try whatever you want to try. Robby can’t say no to his girl. Sometimes, you guys just sit there and watch porn together, and will see something that looks like fun, so you decide to try it. 

S: Stamina

So I feel redundant for saying this on Miguel and Hawk’s too, but he’s a teenage boy! He can’t go for more than 12 minutes at first. He could go like 5 times in a row, but didn’t last very long. Now, he’s way better. He can last for a solid 30 to 40 minutes if he really wants to, but normally you’re satisfied before that and he can let himself finish. 

T: Toy

Robby loves to try toys on you. When you first told him that you had a vibrator, he immediately asked if he could use it on you. He’s fascinated with how different toys do different things, and he loves studying the difference in your reactions depending on what he’s using. He doesn’t really like toys being used on him though. He thinks it feels weird and he'd rather have your mouth or hand. 

U: Unfair

Robby can be a really bad tease if he’s in the right mood. He would hover his mouth over your pussy, letting you shake and cry before he touches you. He would finger you and bring you right up to the edge, before pulling his hand away and laughing as you almost sob. He likes knowing he has the power to make you writhe like that. 

V: Volume

He’s pretty quiet, to be honest. You had to tell him specifically that you wanted him to be louder in the bedroom. Once you did that, he started to let loose a little bit more, but still isn’t super loud. He would rather listen to you scream his name ;) 

W: Wild Card

He loves shower sex. Too many times have you guys both cum, only for him to carry you into the shower to clean off and eventually start round 2. The water, the soap, the nakedness, he’s a sucker for it. There’s no clean up involved, and he even gets a bathtub mat so you guys don’t slip and hurt yourselves. 

X: X-Ray

I said it before and I’ll say it again! Size! Does! Not! Matter! The g-spot is 3 INCHES IN so if he’s hitting it right it’s fine!!! But Robby is probably a solid 6 inches. 

Y: Yearning

Teenage boy! He could go at the drop of a hat. Robby wants you all the time, he just holds back until you want to as well. Which is also often, I mean look at him!

Z: Zzz

He doesn’t really like to fall asleep right after in case you need something. He makes sure he’s available to get you whatever you need: a snack, water, another blanket, a kiss. Robby also likes to hold you while you sleep, because it makes him feel like he’s doing his duty as your boyfriend and protecting you. 

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E’LAST: Choi In A-Z

“Oh my god I saw you write for E'last and I've never seen someone that writes for them before! Can I please request a nsfw A-Z for Choi In? Thank you~!”

A/N: aaah finally an e’last request fgfg I’ve never seen anyone who writes for them either lol, tbh i wasnt sure there was even any e’last fans here dkdkj 

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A - Aftercare In’s idea of aftercare literally just consists of a big ‘ol cuddle lol. Just laying together and talking, laughing, just generally being cute dkdkdj

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner) On himself, he likes his mouth. He’s confident in his skills with his lips and he knows how much you like them too. On his partner he likes their stomach, he loves keeping his hands on the soft skin of your lower stomach as you ride him. He also thinks it looks super pretty covered in his cum oop.

C - Cum Kinda just like, lets it happen lol. He prefers to cum inside you just bc it feels more sweet and romantic to him lol, but it’s not something he’s too bothered with. As well as almost asking for permission to cum, he’ll ask you where you want him to cum so it all depends where you want it lol. “can i cum, please...where? Where do you want it? Can I-?”

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Mans wishes he was more dominant than he actually is. But he just doesn’t think he has it in him to be totally that way. Sometimes he wants to see you the whimpering mess he often ends up as, but he just cant do it. Or at least not seriously lol

E - Experience I mean...idk. He doesn’t strike me as someone who’s had a whole lot of experience but the man is 25 years old lol so he’s probably had some. I feel like, enough to know what he’s doing but he’s not gonna have tried everything he’s wanted to.

F - Favourite Position Mans a subby boi, so he likes it when you take control. He loves having you ride him; just keep him pinned down and maybe tie his wrists to the headboard too oop. There are times when he’s a bit more in control and he loves just snapping his hips into you from behind, but that’s usually when he’s just like, super needy and just needs to cum. 

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc) I dont think In is someone who could be 100% serious like...ever. He’s just so smiley and full of love I think that would definitely cross over into the bedroom. He just has such a sweet air to him that even when he’s like in the zone, he still likes to keep things light-hearted and fun. 

H - Hair (how well groomed are they) Super well groomed; aaaaalmost bare but not quite

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect) He’s not not intimate...if that counts for anything lol. He tends to like things to be more light and fun. He doesn't like the atmosphere to be too heavy. 

J - Jack Off (Masturbation) I’d say pretty often tbh. Whenever he does get the urge, even if its in the middle of the day, he gets so needy he has to go and take care of himself. Like he can’t focus on anything else until he’s moved his brain out of his dick and back into his head lol.

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks) As I said before lol. This man is a sub; not 100% however, but like 9 times out of 10 he just wants to be totally under your control. He’s a well behaved sub though, he thrives on praise. Tell him how well he’s doing, how good he makes you feel and he’ll be a whimpery mess in no time. 

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do) Prefers to keep things within the bedroom largely for privacies sake. But if you had your own place to yourselves, I think he’d like be open to doing it literally anywhere lol. 

M - Motivation (What turns them on) Praise praise praise. Even in the most innocent of settings, just hearing “You’re doing so well!” “You’re so good at this!” just makes his brain go into obedient sub mode lmao like “yes...I am good, let me be good for you”

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs) He’s not into anything involving pain, either giving or receiving. It’s just something he doesn’t see the point in. Like “why tf would you wanna hurt someone you’re supposed to be making feel good?” He just doesn’t get it.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) When receiving, he honestly just turns to total jelly like, no matter what position y’all started in, he’ll end up laying on his back with his hand in your hair, just...a mess. When giving, he’ll start off a little shyly, but the second he starts to get a reaction from you, or if you give him some praise, he’ll go all in. He has zero shame in making the most lewd noises against you, he’ll keep going until the only thing you can say is his name. Honestly makes his ego swell like no other lol.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc) It depends if he’s in sub mode or not lol. When you're taking control he likes it on the more slower side, like, much more kinda...sensual and deep movement lol. On the fewer occasions he’s not in sub mode, his pace is kinda erratic, like, short sharp thrusts, getting harder as he gets closer to finishing.

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) Loooooves them. Boy gets so needy so quickly sometimes he just needs to take you both away somewhere and go at it lol. Even then he needs you to take control, hell be asking “please, please let me cum” “I need to cum fuck please”. Lowkey though, having you edge him in a situation like this is such a guilty pleasure of his too.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?) Oh absolutely, for sure. He’ll give anything a go if it piques his interest enough lol. More often than not he’ll be the one who will bring things up to you that he wants to try, he’s probably got like a list of things that he’s slowly checking off that he wants to try lmao

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc) He’s probably a one and done kinda guy lol. You might get a second round out of him but you’d have to give him a decent amount of time in between lmao

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?) A big fan of sensory deprivation kinda toys; blindfolds, restraints etc. He’ll use them on you if you ask him to but he really loves being the one who's being restrained.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) There are times when he wants to tease you, but he’s just really not very good at it lol. 

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make) Quiet little whimpery type noises, he’s quite shy about them so he usually buries his face in your neck or comes in for a kiss so they're not as loud. But jokes on him bc they're so v v pretty ;((((

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon) There have only been a handful of times he’s tried to be more dominant, and both times have ended in you both just being a laughing mess. He just can’t  take himself seriously like that. Like he’ll have you pinned beneath him, trying to say something dirty but he just can’t get the words out without laughing. Even whilst he’s trying to pound into you, he’s still letting out little giggles bc he can’t quite believe what he’s doing. If you praise him enough though, and tell him how much you like seeing him like this, he might just start getting used to being the one in control lol.

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants) pretty average I’d say, maybe a little smaller, on the slimmer side but lowkey a super pretty pink colour oop

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive) I wouldn’t say its overly high, but when he is in the mood, he gets so so needy. Like he’ll be whiney and grabby, pls give him what he needs ;((

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He wont fall asleep for a good while afterwards tbh. He’ll be so happy and smiley that he’ll just wanna stay up with you forever lol. If he does actually go to sleep, he’ll be sure to wait for you to fall asleep first.

[laws-yellow-submarine]

Could you please do the A-Z NSFW for Sanji? ❤️

Hi dear! Thanks for waiting for this! I hope you enjoy!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Sanji’s tired, but you can bet he’s not going to sleep until he’s made sure his partner is completely taken care of and satisfied. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sanji is such a boobs guy, he really just loves fondling them and touching them and holding them. Doesn’t matter what size they are or what they look like, if they’re boobs, he loves them.

His favorite body part on himself is his hands, not necessarily in a sexual nature but as he’s stated in canon, they’re his tools. Like, he won’t do anything to jeopardize their use so regardless of if he’s using them for cooking or for sex, they’re definitely his favorite part of his body.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Sanji would definitely prefer to cum on his partner rather than get any on himself, but if he does it’s fine, he’ll just get cleaned up afterwards. No hoses needed on this boy.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sanji is a virgin. Full stop. No man that acts like that has ever actually been with a woman.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

As stated above, Sanji is NOT experienced in any way. However, he has consumed material (porn) that gives him a pretty rough idea of what to do. The biggest thing is showing him the difference between real life sex and “only happens in porn” sex.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He prefers missionary or cowgirl; he likes to be able to see his partner’s face during sex, look into their eyes and all that.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Sanji definitely takes sex pretty seriously, but he trusts his partner enough to know that if something silly happens and they laugh it doesn’t mean they’re laughing AT him. He doesn’t necessarily try to actively be a goof about it though.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Can you say manscaping? There’s hair, it’s bright yellow/blonde, but he keeps it very well maintained.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

This boy is the definition of “intimate”. Even if it’s just a hookup, or even a quickie with a long-term partner, he’s gonna leave the other person feeling at least a little bit in love with him by the end of it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Do we really think he doesn’t masturbate? He masturbates so much, it’s kinda gross how often he does it, but he also cleans up very well afterwards so you’d never even know other than the fact he disappeared randomly for a bit.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Lingerie! Sanji loooooves lingerie! Just the hint that his partner is wearing something is enough to set his blood on fire and send him rushing to the nearest private location for them to do the do.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Sanji is honestly up for anywhere as long as it’s private. He’ll even do it in the pantry (with all the food wrapped up and protected, of course, he’s not an animal). 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Everything turns him on, like, literally his brain can spin anything to be a come on or kinky and gets him going. Some specific things though would be lingerie or tugging at his hair.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Doesn’t want to do anything in public. One: others don’t need to see them doing the thing, and Two: while he won’t admit to it, he’s actually a bit embarrassed, especially since he still doesn’t have much real world experience.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He enjoys pleasing his partner, so oral is definitely on the table, but he’d be lying if he said he liked giving more than receiving. Honestly the best situation for him would be 69, cause he gets the best of both worlds.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sanji is definitely on the slower side; he’s not too into the rougher sides of sex (even if his partner is into it, it can take a bit for him to get over his hangups about it).

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Sanji is definitely down for quickies; in fact he probably has those more than proper sex, just because of how often he gets in the mood.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can be pretty risky, like, he’ll wear a condom if his partner insists on it but he prefers to go without one. His pullout game is decent enough, but he also doesn’t last very long so he’s gotta be really quick. It’s definitely safer if his partner is on BC, but STDs will still be a risk depending on who he’s slept with other than his long-term partner (like random hookups and stuff)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Sanji gets way too excited, so he unfortunately doesn’t last very long, but he recovers quickly and can go for multiple rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has to be introduced to the world of toys; he knows about them, of course, but he always had some hangups about them in the past. Once he’s introduced to them though he realizes “oh these are fun!” and he starts looking into them more. It’s like waking a sleeping demon haha

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He would definitely like to tease more, but he gets so excited that he can’t keep up with it very long before he’s ready to burst. By the third round or so though he’s much better at holding himself back from rushing through it too fast.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Sanji honestly keeps pretty quiet, but he’s whispering dirty things in his partner’s ear the entire time. Nothing too vulgar, he’s not gonna call them names (unless they ask for that, and after he gets over his hangups about doing so), but it’s still pretty explicit. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

So this is probably really random but I’m pretty sure Sanji walks around half-hard all the fucking time. It was probably more manageable before joining the crew, but now he’s got two women on board all the time and the awful pervert part of his brain literally can’t function. He’s really good at hiding it though!

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Sanji’s pretty average sized, but he definitely prefers it if you talk him up a bit. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with his size, but it’ll help his confidence (ego) either way.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is ridiculously high, please hydrate beforehand and in between rounds cause he will wear you out!

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I headcanon that Sanji has trouble sleeping, after all he’s been through a lot, so he’ll be up for a while after sex, but he’s happy to spend the time cuddling and holding his partner close.

[wannawrite]

The B In Baejin Is For Boyfriend Material

• who?: Wanna One's Bae Jinyoung • genre: 🌸 • type: bullet point blog navigator. • pure fluff of what Jinyoung would be like as a boyfriend on campus kdlsjskdjsj I'm honestly really terrible at the boyfriend type of content because I'm not good at speculating or assuming how people actually are in real life. But this was fun to do and I hope it isn't a total flop. Thank you for requesting this anon!! - Admin L 

• first of all, regardless of what college you apply to or enrol in, Jinyoung would be super supportive • even if your dream college and his dream college were 200 miles away • luckily, you guys somehow got into the same college • hell yeah • you wouldn't see your boyfriend for awhile because you're too busy packing and getting ready for college • but this is Bae Jinyoung we're talking about   • *ring ding dong* • you peel open the door to reveal a smiling Baejin, hands filled with packing materials such as masking tape • "yah ~ aren't you supposed to be getting ready as well? Why are you here?" • "i'm here to help!" • you sigh and raise your eyebrows at him • then again, you aren't actually complaining about it • who wouldn't want to have your boyfriend around • and helping you • Jinyoung's house is closer than yours to the institute so he doesn't have much to bring to his dorm • he can travel that half an hour every weekend • your situation is different • much different • a dozen of your things are packed and ready to be shipped to college with you • which is practical because you can't be travelling 5 hours up and down every day • you need everything in your dorm • literally • including that cute plushie Jinyoung gifted you on your birthday to sleep with • otherwise, you know you won't be able to fall asleep • your roommate is cool with you pretty much occupying the entire dorm since they too live extremely close to the college • you love your roommate already • let's not lie Jinyoung is probably decent at packing and being neat • sure, he's no Minhyin but he makes an effort to try and help • folds your clothing • realises it's his sweater he thought he lost last Winter • Baejin sighs but smiles and tucks it in your luggage anyway • his baby WILL wear his clothes • stops to observe the things you packed and realises you have like 500 boxes of household equipment • "....love, how much stuff do you actually need?" • "LovE hOW muCH STufF dO YOu acTUALLy NeED" you reply • *insert Spongebob meme* • "you will help me carry it to my room, won't you?" • your voice drips with honey, sickeningly sweet and begging • Jinyoung pinches your cheek gently, "ahh, I can't. I'm moving in two days after you, remember?" • "yah! is that your reason for moving in after?" • a cheeky smile spreads on his face but before you can retort something snarky, he presses his soft lips to yours • packing is forgotten • you are sad you're moving in before your boyfriend does • he doesn't forget your move in date • at first, your parents were going to drive you and your things over • surprise • on that day, it was Bae Jinyoung and  your parents who showed up in the car to pick you • you nearly melted into tears • he lives far away from you so any unscheduled meet up is rare and always makes you cry • bc he doesn't have to make that 5?? 6?? hour journey to and fro • but he chose to • well duh, it's for you • he's that type of person let him live • your parents were in on it too • the car ride to college is one of the more enjoyable ones you have had in your life • Jinyoung is so charming your parents fell for him immediately • he's talking about baking, politics and gardening all at once to both your parents • it's amusing • and you really wouldn't have it any other way • look at your boyfriend and family getting along so well • he bouta be part of the family soon • wink wonk • your parents love him as much as you do • maybe even more • as soon as the car is parked, your parents venture out to sip tea in one of the on-campus cafes, promising to see you before they leave for the long drive back • your legs are so wobbly you can't even stand up straight anymore • pins and needles are a PAIN • thankfully, you have an amazing boyfriend by the name of Bae Jinyoung to assist you in balancing • both of you make multiple trips back and forth, each time the load of boxes seemingly heavier • djosapdkdl you realise it's going to take the entire day even if you started at 7am • Baejin pulls out his phone. "Hi Jay, clear my schedule for today. I'm really busy right now" • eventually, you do finish up unloading and unpacking every box and bid your family goodbye • you let your lips linger on Jinyoung's for a few more seconds than usual • "it's never a goodbye kiss, Y/N." • of course, you are reunited on his move in day • the favour is returned by you helping to carry like two boxes of things   • he only needed three boxes and one bag • wow • don't you love staying nearby • college starts and your life is flung into a flurry • you barely catch a glimpse of Jinyoung throughout the first couple of weeks but you two decide on a schedule • he walks you to your first lecture every odd week • and you buy him coffee after his classes every even week • sometimes, he just calls you out of your dorm to grab a pizza at the restaurant on campus • college isn't like this irl but • picnic dates at the picnic tables outside the cafeteria • cloud watching, enjoying the sun, just conversing and finally! relaxing after all the stress from your studies • Jinyoung takes a ton of pictures to save as his wallpaper • you talk about your troubles and spill everything during those sessions • it becomes somewhat therapeutic • when either of you has a bad day, you call each other as soon as classes end • "babe..." • "hang on babe. grab your coat, we're headed out" • it happens all the time • you grab dinner together and then go for a nice night stroll • such romantic • 110% mood improved • study dates in the library when it's finals season • it's meant to be a date but you guys concentrate so much on your studies and nearly forget each other's presence • the library closes late for night study etc • you're wrapped up in his sweater and poring over your notes, frantically trying to memorise information • whenever you look like you want to tear your hair out, Jinyoung takes your pen from you and scribbles on a post-it before stamping it in your notes • "take care of yourself! i love you. :)" • your binder is covered in those neon stickers and they make your heart melt every time you see them • always reminds you to eat and stay hydrated • buys you 'cheer up!' stationery such as ramen shaped erasers or a pen with a cute design • you never actually use them and you keep them in a special pen holder on your desk • your roommate teases you about it, especially when more stationery is added • when Jin gets frustrated, you always remind him that he is worth it and that he isn't going to screw up • hyping him so his confidence doesn't fall to where it used to be • to Baejin, your smile itself is enough to make his day • it only gets better when you leave handwritten notes and sometimes a small snack in his bag while he wasn't looking • walks in and out of the exam hall exuding confidence • one night, you fell asleep at the library, surrounded by all your books • Baejin can't exactly leave you there yet he doesn't want to wake you up • so he took over the graveyard shift from the student librarian just to keep the library open and operating • so that you could have a good sleep • and so that half the cohort could cram a night before finals • in the morning, you are forced to literally drag him out lest he miss his final • you blush when your friends tell you about his gesture • how extra™ • you shake your head out of embarrassment but your friends find his care adorable • he gets really shy when you confront him about it • "really? was there no better way to solve it? you could have woken me up you know?" • "ahh but if I did, you wouldn't have gotten an A* on your paper? would you?" he teases • hahaahahaha true • since it's after finals, Jinyoung decides to take you off campus on a date • he goes out of his way to obtain a special parking pass for campus parking • idk we have that here so ^ • "jin, wasn't that cafe over there? why are we headed to the carpark?" • you feel a bit overdressed for your usual spot but he told you to dress your best • Jinyoung tightens his grip around your hand and beams with a wink • "we're going off campus tonight, sweetheart" • S W E E T H E A R T • by the way, I should mention that he looks absolutely dashing in his suit and maroon tie • you're practically drooling and thanking God for your amazing boyfriend • he's glad he heeded Guanlin's fashion advice • anyway • you can hardly contain your excitement as it's been awhile since you got a break from the college scenery • when he sees your mouth stretching into a giant smile, Jinyoung can't help but grin too. • he's happy you're elated to the point that it can't be hidden • since he lives in the nearest city which is 30 minutes away, you take time to admire the foreign scenery • wow....I can't believe Jinyoung lives here.... it's so pretty • ....maybe one day that will be your hometown too • MOVING ON • Jinyoung takes you to the finest restaurant he knows • his mum ONLY brought her clients there to eat so he knows it's serious • parks his fancy car right next to the entrance • you're wondering how he can afford it • he's still in college • maybe he's in the mafia? or a stripper? • okay i'm sidetracking again I'm sorry • with your arms linked, Jinyoung walks up to the host and confidently says, "I have a reservation under Mr. Bae Jinyoung, table for two" • A S D F G H J K L • dinner isn't as tense as you figured it would be • there's still laughter, jokes, and small talk about your school life • it feels the same - if you minus the fanciness of the place - as one of your regular dates on campus • no matter what, Bae Jinyoung is your boyfriend. the type of date doesn't change who he is • the walks to class • the on-campus dates • staying up late to cram for finals • helping him with his presentation slides • going to watch a movie at the media centre • visiting his dorms with food in the middle of the day when you found out he had been cooped up in there and refused to eat lunch • thank you Daehwi • you propped your head in your hands, sighing but beaming • one hand reached out to grab Jinyoung's, he didn't complain • your hands intertwined lovingly • "my college days are so much better with you"

[jihyped]

Johnny from NCT? ^^

oH, I had to look for him, bc I’m not that familiar with NCT

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my type | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead*

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird (He’s cute and seemed to be very funny also, which is a super plus in my book!!!)

thanks nonie!!

Send me an idol and I’ll rate him/her

[vamprefaggot]

All of other stuff on the space asks

good heavens

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name?

Kona Elizabeth -

Venus: What’s your first language?

english

Earth: Where’s your home?

utah

Mars: What’s your sexuality?

~Girls~

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?

nope i’m all alone

Saturn: Any pets?

yee five cats i love all of the little shitheads

Uranus: What’s your hobby?

ummm scuba maybe?

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

August Tenth

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?

22:16

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?

ahhhhh idk??? i kinda wanna go into tattoo art tbh

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?

yup but only lil bits as a ~taste~

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?

i failed three last year

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?

yup i hated it

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?

mhm twice

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?

anger probably and maybe just the heap of emotions(cough earlier tonight cough)

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

first nightmare, that shit was traumatic

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

my cat+my friends

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

nope

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?

lmao she tried but i broke down, stayed up all night having a panic attack, and told my mum sO

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

literally everyone who was my friend before ninth grade is gone now bc they were either awful or i was idk

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?

confronting @bitchface-malone-the-eighth‘s boyfriend before he was together and being really fucking cringey abt “leading him on” i would like to light myself on fire now

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

none of them but maybe halloween

Orion: Favourite month?

november

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

a l l o f t h e m

Delphinus: Favourite study?

what

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

i love how violins sound but i play a mandolin

Gemini: Favourite song?

currently the last of the real ones by fob

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

my bed

Libra: Favourite colour?

grey

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

plaid shirts

Aries: Favourite movie?

idk i like a lot of them

Cygnus: Favourite weather?

high winds/heavy snow

Hydra: Favourite sound?

rain on the tin awning

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

umm idk i fired everyone else(MOIRA BUT IDK IF I CONSIDER HER A FRIEND I GUESS BC THERES NOT A TERM FOR SOMEONE IVE KNOWN FOR SIX YEARS AND I TOLERATE SLIGHTLY)

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?

sometimes?

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?

NO AND I STG I SHOULD JUST MAKE A SEPARATE POST SO I CAN LINK IT FOR ALL OF THESE

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?

n e v e r send help

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

i like to think i’m v good at flirting but i’m probably not

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?

no?

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?

alkjsdfh no amina i love you but you’re not my type

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?

yes, two peoples, i’m trying not to let myself pretend they’re flirting back :’))

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?

uhh maybe??

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

bitch no

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?

probably not? i most certainly wouldn’t outright deny it, i might exclude it from conversation(cough moira cough)

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?

never had one to cry over

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

to get enough sleep tf kind of question is this

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?

at college and not swimming in debt? owning a house w/ a wife and maybe a dog and a cat? having a decent job without having to fight the completely fucked up economy?

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?

exactly how broken i am lmao i may seem like a nice person but i’ve done cruel and awful things and it hurts so much and i’m trying so fucking hard not to do that again but i swear its not working and i’m just not changing and i’m such a terrible person

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?

nothing, bc ~paradoxes~ and i wouldn’t be here if i changed something 

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

the cat i met in roatan when i was eight who died the week after i left

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

not die and hug at least two of my friends?

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

shoot myself in the leg

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?

prim maybe

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?

lmaooo i was thinking abt this in the shower but a lot of conversations that’ll never happen

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

“Former president Trump found dead in a ditch outside of Jacksonville, four bullets from different shooters in his spine.” as a headline

[gahsing]

i was tagged by @kangrena! thank you lena 💜

A - age: 15 B - biggest fear: getting lost in places/being put into unfamiliar situations C - current time: 7:55 am D - drink you last had: green tea E - every day starts with: going back to sleep checking my phone  F - favourite song: taylor swift’s cover of riptide?? love me or leave me?every song on both versions of emotion i really cant choose G - ghosts, are they real?: yes! why not  H - home town: somewhere in the true north strong and free (im gonna leave lena’s answer here bc same) I - in love with: pristin  J - jealous of: my older brother bc he can literally procrastinate for weeks but still get decent marks K - killed someone: ?? no?? L - last time you cried: last saturday when i watched wonder woman M - middle name: yi N - number of siblings: 2 older brothers O - one wish: @ eunwoo pls sing sickness live or tell us how big your hands are P - person you last called/texted: my friends Q - question you’re always asked: why/how are you still awake?? R - reason to smile: the earth is 4 billion years old and you’re alive at the same time as pristin and all the other girl groups in the world also lorde and carly rae jepsen are releasing albums soon S - song last sang: i genuinely cant remember but liability by lorde maybe? T - time you woke up: asdghjk 3:30 am dont be like me  U - underwear colour: black V - vacation destination: japan? any place with good stationery stores tbh  W - worst habit: my sleep schedule is a mess 98% of the time X - x rays you’ve had: only one i think? of my ankle bc i thought i broke it Y - your favourite foods: mushrooms, kale, spinach, tofu, rice  Z - zodiac sign: scorpio 

i’m tagging: @wjsns @kangsmolbean @01kyla @snake-siyeon @roakims @yehanas

[jayonthestreet]

ABC’s Tagging Game

tagged by my bestest friend @a-flamethatneverdies

a - age: nineteen  b - biggest fear: i’m scared of everything, like guess what i am on a scale of 1-Hoseok c - current time: 2:10  d - drink you last had: hot cocoa e - every day starts with: a nice hot shower f - favorite song: UHHHHHH SKIP??

h - hometown: born in south india, raised in the US (east coast)

i - in love with: hobi’s lip mole

j - jealous of: jeon jungkook because he’s literally good at everything

k - killed someone: you don’t ask a writer this...we are the worst™

l - last time you cried: last night over a fic

m - middle name: pass

n - number of siblings: two brothers, older and younger o - one wish: graduate at a relatively decent time sO I CAN START MY LIFE (oh, and I want to get published someday)

q - question(s) you’re always asked: “tired?” (fuck off)

r - reasons to smile: .........hoseok (im sorry, im just so whipped for him) s - song last sang: We Don’t Talk Anymore  t - time you woke up: 9:30 bc I don’t have class :D u - underwear color: Blue and pink v - vacation destination: Italy (specifically, Rome and Florence) and South Korea (just to pick a few) x - x-rays you’ve had: none, i’m motherfuckin’ wolverine y- your favorite food: seafood (mainly fish) indian food in general, pineapple (also on my pizza thank u very much), mangos, oreo anything z - zodiac sign: pisces (chinese zodiac is the tiger)

Here comes the usual tags lol @cuddlyjisung, @curlypcy, @cocoratscha, @sugamel, @dazzlingkai, @dimplehobi, @mari5701, @esoteric-jellyfish

[decadentcandyeagle]

TMI Time~

Tagged by @bulletproofpotter since ya wanted to creep on me I got you ;))))))

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

A - Age: 17

B - Biggest fear: Isolation

C - Current time: 5:42 pm (I’m a good child with a kind of decent sleep schedule)

D - Drink you last had: Hot Chocolate!!!!!

E - Every day starts with: “goddamnit”

F - Favorite song: ANYTHING FROM THE LA LA LAND SOUNDTRACK I’M A MESS CAN YOU TELL

G - Ghosts, are they real: Idk man maybe??? I think aliens for sure (bc it’s dumb imo to think that humans are the only intelligent life forms out there in the whole solar system like c’mon) but I’m not sure about ghosts.

H - Hometown: Naperville

I - In love with: Romantically? No one. Platonically? thE NUMBER ONE BAE MICHELLE ILYSM

J - Jealous of: People who can think of witty comments immediately and people in general who can talk to strangers so easily??? Like how???

K - Killed someone: Nah

L - Last time you cried: A FEW WEEKENDS AGO I WATCHED E.T. FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HIGHKEY CRIED AT LEAST TWICE NO SHAME

M - Middle name: Marie

N - Number of siblings: 1

O - One wish: To have a romantic soulmate (bc I already have my platonic) and to actually have this one thing called Motivation

P - Person you last called/texted: THE PLATNONIC SOULMATE HEY @ MICHY

Q - Questions you’re always asked: What are you drawing?

R - Reasons to smile: I volunteer with cats on Saturdays and I help them get adopted and it’s lovely and happy and I adore them all sm

S - Song last sang:  sweats Down In New Orleans (from Princess and the Frog; I highkey loVE SINGING ALTO)

T - Time you woke up: 5:30 am thanks @ school

U - Underwear color: Black-and-white polka dot

V- Vacation destination: fraNCE

W - Worst habit: I pick at my nails and lip a lot smh

X - X-rays you’ve had: None!!!

Y - Your favorite food: Literally anything chocolate

Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Tagging: @capshere @smileyoureoncamera @picturesquepoptarts @oikabwah @reminscees @zanimez HI FRIENDS TELL ME THINGS ABOUT YOU

[imagineurfavs]

iKON - Junhoe A-Z

A - Aftercare

Literally doesn’t even cross his mind. He’s so starry eyed and tired afterwards he’ll be knocked out almost right away. 9 times out of 10, aftercare is all in your hands...sorry bout it.

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner)

On himself, he likes his chest and shoulders; they're just so broad and firm, he especially loves it when you bite into his shoulders. On you, he loves your hips/butt/thighs area, his favourite place to grab a handful of.

C - Cum

One of the few people that would probably prefer to cum inside a condom most times. Its just one less thing to take care of afterwards because god knows he’s way too lazy for any extra clean up.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He’d never admit it to anyone other than you, but he really loves being taken care of. Not in a submissive way, more so in an appreciative sense. Some days he’ll come home super tired and just wanna lay down whilst you take care of the both of you. Usually it’s these times when he’s super romantic, expect a lot of “I love you”’s and tight hand holding.

E - Experience

Probably not that much, but he watches A LOT of porn for sure, so he’s got a pretty decent idea of what he’s doing.

F - Favourite Position

Usually ends up being missionary just because it’s the least effort but he definitely prefers doggy more than anything, loves seeing your ass jiggle as he slams against you.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc)

Somewhere in the middle. He wont be like, cracking jokes left right and centre, but he’s comfortable enough to laugh at certain things. 

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

He keeps himself nice and tidy, not totally bare but always neatly trimmed.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Surprisingly can get super romantic, especially if he’s had a drink. Don’t feel offended if he gets up afterwards to jot something down, he’s probably writing poetry about you. 

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

Probably whenever he gets any decent amount of time to himself tbh. 

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks)

PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE. He craves your validation tbh. Probably asks you to praise him just before he finishes to get him over the edge. “Tell me I’m the only one who makes you feel like this” “tell me how much you want me” kinda stuff, literally the neediness in his voice is lowkey cute.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Stays within the bedroom, but he has a penchant for having sex on the floor. He just likes the freedom on movement is gives you, plus it means the bed is still good to sleep on without having to change the sheets or anything. lazy ass junhoe strikes again

M - Motivation (What turns them on)

He’s a simple guy, just compliment him on his body. He’s spent so long working on it, he loves hearing how attractive you find him. Especially if you tell him how hot he looks when he’s working out, he’ll be sure to come up with some exercise you can both do together...

N - NO (something they won’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t really have a concrete list of stuff he doesn't like; he’ll try pretty much anything once. 

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Will probably literally beg for you to give him a blow job some times. The sloppier the better tbh, he loves it noisy. When going down on you, he’ll be just as intense, he like to give as good as he gets.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

Neither, but also both? A medium pace, but super strong, deep thrusts. You’ll certainly be feeling it the day after.

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Probably not all that into them. He loves the slow build up too much. The quick looks at each other from across the room, the small touches that send shivers down your spine etc etc.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?)

He’s a very no frills kinda guy when it comes to sex, and he’s more traditional than he cares to admit. So, with that in mind he’s not totally against trying new things, but it’ll take time for him to open up to it.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc)

Boys got stamina for dayssssss. He can go for a fair while, but he’ll be totally passed out when you do finish.

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?)

Owns a pair of cuffs he likes to break out every now and then, probably a paddle also. He’s very adamant that the paddle is only for you, but is totally open to having you use the cuffs on him.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves loves LOVES to tease, especially in public. You’ll have to try your best not to respond to him though bc you BET that he’ll make fun of you once you’re behind closed doors. “You just couldn’t control yourself could you y/n”? “I bet you’re so ready for me already” He just a little shit tbh 

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make)

LOUD. Loud low grunts mixed with whispered curses. super hot.

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon)

Contrary to popular belief, Junhoe is quite shy in the bedroom. At least for a while, until you both get 100000% comfortable around each other in that setting. He’s not shy about his body, he knows he looks good. Its more so he’s shy about his skill. 

X - X-ray (what’s going on inside those pants)

I’ve a feeling he’s lowkey packing, like, its not huge but its definitely bigger than average.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Not as high as you’d probably think. For sure he loves nothing more than to give you a good ol pounding, but sometimes all he wants to do is cuddle with you in a softly lit room and talk about the world. A secret soft boi.

Z - Zzz… (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Super quickly, wouldn’t be surprised if he fell asleep still on top of you tbh.

[yutoaf]

lets do my ults for the idol thing bc y not: woozi, yuto, johnny

Woozi:

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my type | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead*

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird

Yuto:

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my type | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead*

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird

omg little did i know

Johnny:

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my type | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead*

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird

ok the first thing i saw of johnny was a mirotic fancam 

SEND ME AN IDOL AND I’LL RATE HIM/HER

[lovejongin]

kyuhyun

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my type | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead* (bc HOW could he not be)

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND (again, how could he not be)

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird

thank u for sending me the king :’)

send me an idol and i’ll rate them

[fullsunflower-remade]

ant*** na*****

A P P E R E A N C E

What is this | Not my style (bc i know how much you love kris) | Meh | Ok | Decent | Pretty | Hot | God-like | Call 911 ASAP | *Dead*

T A L E N T

No talent | Bad | Lacks a bit | Ok | Not bad at all | Good shit | Great | Eargasm | One of a kind | LEGEND

F I R S T   I M P R E S S I O N

Rude af | Seems kind of mean | Didn’t have any impression | Normal I guess | Literal cinnamon bun | Looks nice and kind | Precious | Generous | Caring | Sexy af | Innocent | Weird