*laying seductively on the dinner table covered in seasonings*
oh my god all over my good table cloth with the spices and the herbs
you can't just sprinkle this onto your skin, you have to be actually cooked with it for it to work into the meat properly
gimme a minute to rip out your throat with my teeth, then i can butcher you into a real good, REAL dinner, y'know? good lass :3
just need to act quick while you're still here, j just hold still, oh hell this is gonna be impossible to wash out, h hang on, bite down on this, please? thank you. i just don't need you screaming too loudly, you'll wake up the neighbors. paper-thin walls and all that
how'd you even get in the house?? did i leave a window open or something??
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*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.
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Senshi, barely a couple days after he learned, to his relief, that he did not commit cannibalism: So I have this idea on how we can fix Falin...
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When you’ve got a craving for lambchops but you’re the only lamb still alive
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put in the tags why not OR how you’d cook your science meal
(there are no health risks in eating the meat)
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In this hypothetical situation, it's not out of desperation. There's still other food available.
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happy cannibalism day! 🧠🫀🫁🦴
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