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bigcatbulges · 5 months

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Source - eruprior

(Artist's FurAffinity and Patreon)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pits #gay furry boar #artists twitter above #i simply huff the pits until i pass out #catch me twisting and pulling those nips like a bop it #also im very hungover from MFF night one lol

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Gearing up for the stat boosts

MDZS Disco Elysium AU Part 3 (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #MDZS disco elysium AU #It's not really disco elysium unless your protagonist is dressed up like they're going for the stat boosts #And coming out like a moderately deranged cyberpunk fashion disaster #The AV cable hair ties in particular were the answer to 'How can I explain wwx finding something to tie his hair up in a trashed hotel room #as well as 'How can get him to look even more like a disaster cyberpunk OC?'#WWX woke up after years of being in the eternal pale only to find himself in a different body -hungover and bleeding.#The lack of shirt is due to emergency first aid. The rest of the outfit is him finding whatever he can.#and what better way to pair a lack of shirt than with fishnets?#Lan Wangji doens't have the historical cosplay thing kim has going on but he does wear cute bunny socks. As a treat.#and YES it would be electrochem getting the boost.#It's the skills for *more* than just drugs and sex! Its also the one that goes 'YIPEE! I love solving cases! ^_^ I love a good sandwich!'#Electrochem is the skill for 'you deserve a little treat' and it doesn't care what that little treat is as long as it sparks joy!!!#Please keep that red memento in mind. I will be returning to that plot point.

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sircolinmorgan · 8 months

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"I was in Blackpool with the ATS for two years during the war. And there was this man, he kept asking me if he could measure my feet. I know it takes all sorts but..there we go."

#endeavour #itv endeavour #endeavour itv #endeavouredit #shaun evans #endeavour morse #perioddramaedit #this scene coming directly after gwen just hurling abuse at him makes me very emotional #also this scene starts with win handing him painkillers and i need to know if morse asked for them #or if win took one look at hungover morse and thought 'god he looks like shit' and just gave them to him lmao #my gifs #endeavour1

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angelsdean · 5 days

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once again, thee only time dean is reckless with Baby is when he's fucking staring at cas for five minutes straight while driving

#saw some stupid drunk driving discourse (again!) and i just. fucking cannot #i'm sorry but. if you really think this man is driving drunk you don't understand dean at all #he's not putting his car at risk and he's not putting the lives of others at risk #his whole life motto is centered around saving people and he's literally so broken up every time he fails to save people #also half the things people 'cite' as proof that he'd drive drunk just show me ya'll don't know what being drunk means #dean drinking a beer out of the cooler with sam at the end of an ep before driving off is not being 'drunk'#you think dean is getting drunk off of one beer?? be serious.#also dean literally sleeping at a bar instead of getting behind the wheel is um wow not him driving drunk!#dean forgetting how to drive bc he's losing his memory and sam THINKING dean is drunk / hungover is ALSO not dean driving drunk. wow!#anyways. we literally never see dean do anything to suggest he drives drunk. but people sure to love to project #fr one of my most hated fanon dean things of recent times #vic.txt

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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Wait-

What about your Human AU, when does Eddie get into the lake?!

uhhhh *rolls dice* the group gets Shitfaced™️ and Eddie wakes up on a partially flooded raft in the middle of yeah, the lake <3 no idea how he got there <3

#lake's too big to be able to swim to shore so he has to awkwardly paddle the inflatable raft #everybody else is scattered around #barnaby is in a tree. wally is cuddling a raccoon. frank is draped over a tall boulder. julie is buried up to her neck. etc #it was a wild night and no one recalls what happened but sally now owns a horse #also eddie wakes up in full drag. he was Not in drag when the night started #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #the gang doesnt normally go out to drink bc julie always ropes them into a drinking game #poppy Was the designated driver but then they were all like 'ohhh we can get an uber if you want One margarita or somethn'#but poppy has Major lightweight vibes #so that one margarita got her tispy enough to be like 'screw it get me another' and next thing you know!#they're all singing impromptu karaoke on the street corner #& waking up by a random lake in a forest they do Not recognize <3 #oh or maybe eddie wakes up in an inner tube #like his arms are draped over the sides and thats the only thing keeping him from slippin under the water #when he gets to the shore his wig & shoes are gone. his dress is soaked. his makeup is a smeared running mess. hungover as hell #frank has never been more attracted to a man in their life <3

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marley-manson · 10 months

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yk speaking of fallen idol you could actually draw a pretty decent parallel between radar acting all affronted because hawkeye had to take five during surgery and the rest of the camp acting all affronted because hawkeye yelled at radar

like they do all put him on a pedestal, not just radar, and that's kind of more evidence of it lol, hawkeye mildly fucks up once, ruins radar's faith in the world. hawkeye gets upset when one of his friends is being an unfair dumbass once, draws the wrath of everyone else because how dare he not be the perfect personable friend to lean on and look up to.

i mean idt it's intentional, but it definitely fits.

#and we know running out of the or for five minutes while nauseous is relatively mild because hawkeye says so and hawkeye would be #the first one losing his shit over it if it actually endangered anyone #(idk how it works irl and idc i'm going off hawkeye's 'who cares if charles had to cover for me for a minute i'd do the same for him')#(also the fact that potter orders charles to operate while severely hungover a few episodes later. and the squeamish nurse in images.)#marley on mash #mash

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nerosdayinanime · 5 months

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Giyuu sitting cross-legged at the far end of the couch w Sabito laying his head on his lap+arm thrown over one of his legs & Makomo snoozin on top of sabito w an arrow pointing at her that says 'stole giyuu's spot when he got up to get them water'

#tomioka giyuu #kny sabito #kny makomo #giyuu #sabito #makomo #foxsquad posting #loserboy giyuu posting #loverboy sabito posting #out of context Bedtime Storiee #theyre hungover as fuck & giyuu was bein nice only for makomo to betray him so</3 #also funnie version he walks back in holding a waterbottle & bottle of headache meds and two watterbottles in his shorts pockets #and halfway to the coffee table the weight of the waterbottles pull his shorts straight to the floor and they bust out laughing #G:its not funny! S:its a little funny~ (makomo cackling into his chest) she thinks its really funny #que giyuu grumpily setting their shit down to tie the drawstring ('try to be nice & they Steal My Spot and Laugh At Me..')#sabito saves it asking giyuu to be his pillow since makomo stole his role of blanket #M:[coozied up under the blanket on top of sabito] snooze ya lose G:youre the one snoozing..

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cptnleviackerman · 6 days

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ttpd is exactly the kind of album i need in my life rn, and this fact is the reason that i am having such a visceral reaction to it after only listening to it twice. i fear i may have to go a week or so without listening to it again bec i feel completely insane and drained rn

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mermaidsirennikita · 3 months

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40 minutes into my first Anne Stuart read/listen and the hero has

a) APPARENTLY done something in the past to kill the heroine's entire family or something so now she's determined to murder him

b) been like "NOOOOOOOORMALLY I like more of an ass on a girl but there's something about this one that clearly wants to murder me" while doing a chin-hold-tilt to the heroine

c) fucked off to his spinster cousin's house because he's waiting to see if the guy he shot in his SEVENTH duel will become his second fatality

d) been like "WELLLLL I DON'T KNOOOOOW WHY THE MAN TRIED TO MURDER ME I APOLOGIZED FOR FUCKING HIS WIFE"

e) evicted his cousin because she literally can't stay in the same house as him because everyone is so aware of this guy's legendary pussy hound status that they'd all assume he fucked her if they lived together for like a week

f) offered to fuck his cousin

#romance novel blogging #he's also done at least 50% of these things while sprawled over a chaise opening one eye when spoken to bc he's super hungover #NOM NOM NOM [eats garbage]#the narrator is killing me too bc she does every word he speaks like a MILLLIIIIIOOOOOON MIIIIIILES LOOOOOOOONG which is the right move #every guy like this should drawwwwwwl eeeeeevery wooooord #tho to be fair for this dude i think he literally can't speak faster bc again. he has a massive drinking issue lmao #and clearly doesn't sleep bc if it's his seventh duel he's never sleeping he's FUCKIN PEOPLE'S WIVES

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aashiyancha · 11 months

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Dr Simone strikes again

#rune factory 5 #rune factory #rf5 alice #rf5 ares #rf5 reinhard #aashi doodles #palette refresher doodle #also theres a story behind this event that i may doodle later idk #simone regularly goes drinking with her trio and ares is sometimes invited too #one day she insists rei join as well since he was hanging our with ares when she invites him #he goes but can't drink bcs he always needs to be full alert for bea's sake #the drunker simone gets the more she badgers him to loosen up and pours drinks out for him despite his refusal #the guy can't waste stuff tho so he can't secretly pour it down the drain or window #so ares starts secretly drinking both to cover for him and simone/friends are so drunk they don't notice anything #hence him affectionately watching over hungover ares XD #the end #i shouldvreally consider doodlibg all this ibdtead of just hiding it in the tags lol

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queer-pagan-witch · 3 days

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One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.

#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow #someone should kiss me #and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons #i love #im so drunk #i too drunk #i stated typing thos at 12:30 #imma smoke pot after i post this #if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags #i need to stop drinking by myself #if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes?#at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself #im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this #trans thought time #i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true #like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option #but is it the right option?#i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny #cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny #this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise #america sucks #capitalism sucks #love is such a bullshit thing #how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou #like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong #maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist #i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally #12:51 and i have one more short tag to add #i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh #but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you

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ickypuppi3 · 1 year

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billy absolutely has a mixtape specifically for sex, right?? like. that man is ALWAYS playing music…getting his brains smashed out would be no exception, surely. this will be how max finds out he and steve are hooking up. catches them making breakfast in the morning and steve manages to explain away wearing one of billy’s band shirts. he’s not as successful trying to convince her he already knew the song Pour Some Sugar On Me.

yes yes yes

PLEASE this is so funny

max has seen and heard way too much (and she most definitely bitches about it to el good for her)

her walking in on steve singing and being all i didn’t know you liked that band and (half asleep) steve selling them both out by asking billy why his sister is asking him about fucking leopards at 8 in the morning

billy wants to be annoyed about steve’s complete inability to stay cool but he’s laughing because where the hell did he even find this guy ??

see also: steve and billy trying to merge their music

billy telling steve that no he doesn’t want to get fucked to careless whisper and that he will leave steve here like this swear to fuckin’ god and steve telling billy that metallica is giving him performance anxiety