#billy has had enough

[ickypuppi3]

billy absolutely has a mixtape specifically for sex, right?? like. that man is ALWAYS playing music…getting his brains smashed out would be no exception, surely. this will be how max finds out he and steve are hooking up. catches them making breakfast in the morning and steve manages to explain away wearing one of billy’s band shirts. he’s not as successful trying to convince her he already knew the song Pour Some Sugar On Me.

yes yes yes

PLEASE this is so funny

max has seen and heard way too much (and she most definitely bitches about it to el good for her)

her walking in on steve singing and being all i didn’t know you liked that band and (half asleep) steve selling them both out by asking billy why his sister is asking him about fucking leopards at 8 in the morning

billy wants to be annoyed about steve’s complete inability to stay cool but he’s laughing because where the hell did he even find this guy ??

see also: steve and billy trying to merge their music

billy telling steve that no he doesn’t want to get fucked to careless whisper and that he will leave steve here like this swear to fuckin’ god and steve telling billy that metallica is giving him performance anxiety

[regaliasonata]

Zack: Dude I've never seen you get angry.

Billy: I'm a pretty tame person Zackary, nothing really irritates me.

Minh: Robo Rita is trying to attack us again.

Billy: I'LL PUT THAT BITCH IN HER PLACE IF SHE KEEPS TESTING US! *Holds power lance angrily*

Tommy, Jason, Rocky, Kim, Katherine, Aisha, Tanya, Zack and Adam:

Zack: Welp

[golyadkin]

Specialists

[harringroveera]

Your questions can be confusing, Nancy

[hoosierhurricane]

genuinely excited for this game but also this mental image has haunted my meme-poisoned brain ever since i heard fantoccio's song

[blakes-cloudy-m1nd]

🎭I’ve had enough of you! 🎭

[frostbite-the-bat]

you know i had to. and i spent way too much time on this. now you must suffer with me :]

[lapinposts]

been reading ch 11 of the contract and this came into my mind /j

[randomnameless]

how would have Rhea raised Billy if Jeralt failed to take them from the monastery? Aside from actually giving a shit about them and not letting them starve on a semi regular basis I mean

See their enlightened one outfit?

They would have gotten tacky outfits in the same style from age 3 onwards, all "made" by the Archbishop herself.

More seriously, I think the plot would change?

Maybe Seteth wouldn't have been "summoned" at the Monastery, if Billy had been there, or he would and would have acted as Billy's caretaker ?

If Billy was raised by Rhea since day 5, I'm pretty sure they would have told her about the gremlin in their head, and that plot would have been solved way earlier, but as to what happens with Supreme Leader's war... idk.

I personally see Billy, in this verse, as someone raised like Sitri, maybe being a monk/random ward in the Monastery, but Billy likes to help people (and smiles at least in the jp!version!) so maybe they would have became some sort of kickass cleric, or a member of the knights of Seiros (Rhea'd disagree at first, she doesn't want them to be hurt and would have prefered if they became a fisherman or something that would keep them away from the battlefield, but Billy makes their own decisions, and wishes to protect the monastery and the people they cares about, maybe being triggered by another assassination attempt targetted at Rhea, maybe Christophe's or someone's else).

Billy'd be good friends with knighs and members of the CoS, maybe take Cyril under their wing (as much as they can) and have wednesday evening sessions of sitting with their "like" family eating Zanado fruits, or even fishing. When they want to become a knight or know how to use weapons "to protect", they could spare with Seteth'n'Rhea and end the "training" sessions with some of Rhea's cookies and Zanado fruit juice.

If Billy's still a teacher in this verse - well, I don't think the entire "crust + church BaD" spiel affects them, hell, they might be a bit more pissed at this entire nonsense and voice their annoyance, why are those nobles blaming the church for their own failings in ruling their lands?

(that's where Seteth has to remind them about this thing called "tongue in check")

Maybe they can decide to travel through Fodlan to make up for the regional branches' failings (but only after Rhea got from the gremlin the promise that Gremlin will keep Billy safe!) - when Supreme Leader comes crashing down with her army?

If Rhea survives, Billy hangs out in Faerghus, but if Rhea is caught, Billy leads a resistance force (like SS) - granted, in this AU, Sothis is around and less of a gremlin that in her canon appearances, so Rhea's freed from her Enbarr jail way earlier than in the game, the Agarthans are toasted and everything's well that ends well.

[zappedbyzabka]

More Tig hand and arm appreciation.

[ickypuppi3]

# what does it mean, robin?

[vee-tdc]

Its been 6 hours since I walked out of the theater, and I'm still crying about Barbie like holy shit

[mermaidsirennikita]

If that miniseries just totally forgoes the scene where Camila is the one to tell Daisy that Billy is in love with her... I won't be surprised, lmao.

[harringroveera]

Billy: Maybe if I stare long enough, the clothes will disappear

[lesbianbluesey]

Person: Camilabilly are being done dirty in the show! 

Me: indeed they are bestie let’s discuss the ways

Same person: they misunderstood the point of the book which is that what daisy and billy had was nothing but Passion and Passion isn’t really Love they are Fundamentally Different things and   Passion is just about Lust so it’s like a fake version of Love and Camila and Billy were each other’s True Loves and that was the point and that’s why I hate the show

Me: Bitch wtf 💀

[quietwingsinthesky]

thinking about a version of spn where billie taking on the role of Death functioned on elder scrolls rules, where through performing the role, she Became Death to the point where her selfhood was subsumed into the concept. Instead of idk she was the last reaper that died so she gets the job.