#(Happy new year everyone!!!)

[eunzul]

ending this year with a jade✧⁠*⁠。

[jabesa0]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🥂🎇

[clary-jace]

DAWSON’S CREEK | 3x01 - “Like a Virgin” 

[whatwooshkai]

THE BEST OF WHAT'S AROUND CHAPTER ONE: THE WORST CASE SCENARIO

Optimus Prime and Megatron are missing. Both sides scramble to recover their assets and make up for their lost leaders, but in all the chaos, no one's actually bothering to look for the missing mechs.

That is, except for two blue bots who make an unlikely alliance- Ultra Magnus, extremely devoted to the cause and to his leader, and Thundercracker, who is most definitely not, but can't resist a good mystery.

Together, they must piece together the clues and discover who took their leaders, and if they even want to be found…

[captainsavre]

Marina: Season 7 Countdown

[weltato]

Dear Tumblrinas,

Happy New Year.

Love,

England <3

[nen-si]

[buttercupspotify]

happy new year to all tumblrinas entering 2024 ily <3

[mute-call]

" Wow, hey, another year! We made it! "

" Here's to spending next year doing the exact same thing... all over again... "

[yakumtsaki]

-Alright, everyone, settle down.. I SAID SETTLE DOWN, SUGAR.

-I have settled!

-Yes you’ve settled into my attic alright, deadbeat loser, now sit your ass down. Alright.. I have gathered all of you here tonight to discuss the deadly events of Cyneswith’s party.. And I’m not referring to the death of her youth.

-Daddy!! Mean!!!🌸

-SILENCE. Now, let’s recount that fateful day from the start..

-Grandpa, can I just say something?

-Oh my- what is it, Sugar?

-I think I should be exempt from this since I was otherwise occupied on the fateful day!

-Yes, we all remember you occupying Jessica Picasso's vagina! Have you no shame, you absolute degenerate?? First you break up your family over that Don clone and then you bring her to my house???

-I love her and I don’t care what any of you think!

-That’s good because we all think you’re a loser, now shut up! Alright Cyn, tell us what happened. 

-Well, I had been having a really hard time with the constant cheating and making up with Donnie and iVan, huhu..💗

-Then iVan got that stupid doctor job and brought Neon Vest Downtownie over and I got caught cheating by Donnie again..🌸

-And then Neon Vest Downtownie tried to have his first kiss with me and I was like, um PLEASE, just because I’m in love with you and publicly banged you in a Downtown hot tub you think I’m gonna kiss you??💗

-Then I tried to make up with Donnie and I forgot to use Sugar first, I mean the voodoo doll not my nephew Sugar, and so Don rejected me but Neon Vest caught me cheating and I got slapped again!!🌸

-So finally it was like enough is enough and I rolled the want to get a job one day away from elderhood!💗

-And then I got fired that very same evening and then I had my party! Huhu! So I’m not at fault for the deadly event because I wasn’t even here!!!🌸

-You just said you were here, having your yard affairs!

-Daddy it’s not my fault my milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard! Right, Donnie?💗

-Right, moonflower. 

-See?? So why doesn’t whoever I’m pointing at tell us what they were doing?? I don’t even know who it is, oh right, it’s Shajar!🌸

-I got this, darling. Me and Shaj were busy all day.

-Yes, we were busy all day!

-Ya right, doing what?💗

-Making preparations for YOUR party, Cyn, you ungrateful brat!

-If a meteor hits us we won’t have to go to fucking Cyn’s party!

-Ugh, if only, my little turbocuck.

-So if it’s a crime that I wanted to throw an amazing party for my sister so we can finally put old enmities behind us, then lock me up!

-Is it just me or are we conducting this investigation into the deadly event in the stupidest way possible? 

-Spoken like someone who has something to hide, huhu!🌸

-We have to get to the bottom of this, Sophito, Sandy Fairchild is dead again! What if the next person to die is someone who actually matters?

-Well Liz and I have ironclad alibies, we were at work-

-That’s right, and we definitely didn’t get sent home early for banging in the supply closet..

-Then I went to visit my dads..

-And I brought over Klaus to procreate with Kitana..

-And Xander to procreate with Servilia! So there you go, you’re welcome..

-And then I shockingly rolled the want to have a baby so I put on my sexy yet classy lingerie and Sophito knocked me up right on Jojo’s bed!

-I sure did!

-GROSS, is that why I keep finding teeth in my bed?!

-Ya, some of my teeth implants fell out due to impact.

-OH MY- You know what, let’s wrap this shitshow up. The night of the party..

-..I was fixing iVan who had broken down for the billionth time due to exhaustion from his ridiculous new medical job..

-That he had to get to fulfill his LTW since he was always near aspiration failure! Courtesy of catching me cheating and getting beat up by Donnie in his hot little hat, huhu!💗  

-I can’t believe how much I hate my children. Let us continue..

-With iVan working, we have been left unbutlered. Sandy returned from work starving and stinking, and brought with her Glitched Butler #2, reminding us of why we can’t replace iVan with a NPC butler..

-At which point I spurred into action and told him to leave, no need to thank me, huhu!🌸

-No one is thanking you, Cyneswith.

-Daddy you’re so mean to me today!!!💗

-Maybe because you’ve turned my life’s biggest scientific achievement into your sex toy! 

-It’s not my fault you made him so hot!!!🌸

-Oh Sandy, you lucky dead zombie, it should have been me! Let’s figure out who’s at fault already so I can go wait for the wolf! So Sandy returns from work. Cyneswith also returns having been hilariously fired on her first day..

-I throw Cyneswith’s birthday party so I can invite the wolf to it..

-The only reason you threw me a party was to fulfil your deranged werewolf want??💗

-Yes. I also order groceries since no one has bothered to THE ENTIRE DAY and our fridge is completely empty.

-The wolf arrives, I make some valuable progress with him..

-The other, non-wolf guests also start to gather but who cares, certainly not me..

-Cyneswith blows her candles surrounded by her loved ones and Neon Vest Downtownie..

-And grows up into a hideous hippie outfit I’m glad I wasn’t around to see.

-The fireworks Cyneswith insisted on go off..

-Their sound covering Sandy’s anguished cries as she starves to death due to our fridge being empty while Gunther is singing karaoke..

-And is then disgusted by her lack of hygiene. Can’t blame him.

-I go over to mourn Sandy as Cyneswith is scared by the ghost of Victor and pisses her pants..

-You could have left that part out!🌸

-I know.

-And finally, Sophie dances on Sandy’s grave. 

-It was a somber song of mourning, of course. 

-It was ‘I Will Survive’.

-Now as this recap has clearly showed, not only did none of you order groceries the entire day, but you didn’t even bother accepting the lifesaving order I made, leading to Sandy Fairchild’s completely preventable second death! So fess up! Who was it?? Who saw the delivery person and ignored them???

-Ugh, Jojo, no offense, but since you ordered the groceries, wouldn’t you be the logical choice to accept the the delivery?

-Oh right, of course, I’m sorry Don, I forgot that if I don’t do everything around YOU IDIOTS WILL LITERALLY STARVE TO DEATH.

-No, I’m just saying that you know-

-OOOOOOH MY GOD. I REMEMBER NOW. Ok grandpa, don’t be mad.

-Choose your next words at your own peril, Sugar.

-Ok so I was in crypt, getting my Jessica Picasso on and her jewelry off, if you know what I’m talking about..

-We don’t know what you’re talking about.

-Come on Liz, you know how I like to eat jewelry, what do you think happened to your pearl necklace? 

-EWWWWW

-Ya ya whatever, so the delivery guy got confused like they do when a house has two doors, and he knocked on the crypt instead of the front door. So I automatically answer and accept the groceries and was totally gonna get them to the fridge but I was literally DRIPPING of Jessica Picasso-

-THAT’S IT I’M GONNA PUKE

-Oh you’re one to talk Liz, remember our pool table in uni? ANYWAY, so I accepted the groceries but since there’s no fridge in the crypt despite my REPEATED REQUESTS, I then automatically put them on the nearest table!

-THERE IS NO EMPTY TABLE IN THE CRYPT, MORON

-Oh yes there is, grandpa..

-The empty table slot where your urn should be! But you refuse to die, so in a way, this is all your fault!

-MY FAULT?!?!?! MY. FAULT?????? YOU ARE ALL DOOMED WITHOUT ME. We’re done here, I call final curtain on this meeting.

-But it really seems like this was all your fault, Daddy💗

-Ya Dad, when are you gonna call final curtain on your life? 

-Also no offense but who even cares that Sandy died?🌸

-True, I don’t understand why we had to have this meeting.

-REALLY. You ‘don’t understand’ why we had to have a meeting about you people being unable to feed yourselves?!?

-I understand, Jojo.

-FINALLY. THANK YOU SOPHIE

-I knew I made the right call leaving my entire fortune to you, and before I die, I’d like to legally adopt you! You two, you’re disowned. 

-Oh Jojo, you’re gonna make me cry!

-Shaj, what the fuck is happening?💗

-I’m married to the Union heir, that’s what’s happening! HUHU

[samisnotlegend]

New Fic!

Bakugou Katsuki might be a Mandalorian and a bounty hunter, but he's not cool with cashing in on kids. So naturally, he kidnaps the little bounty instad.

On the other side of the galaxy, Midoriya Izuku recovers from a severe injury while also hunting down the mistakes of his past...

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This fic was written for the "Same Sky, Different Worlds" discord zine! You can download the full zine for free here!

[mumuqings]

to spend every season with you ♥️

leftover sales for our 2023 matsuhana calendar are now open! grab your copy here 🌸✨

[animedogoftheday]

Today’s anime dogs of the day are:

Inu’s from Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (2001)

[misthiosss]

Gotta start 2023 off right with some imp!Cal

[qpkrbkzine]

To celebrate tomorrow’s shop reopening, we proudly present: Cover Artist Binchells 💛💗 Eve created two vibrant covers for both the Canonverse and AU section of A Bond of Our Own. Check out her work on Twitter and right here on Tumblr: @inchells

[fore-seer]

going into 2023 thinking about fire emblem awakening as god intended