#(Let's Have a Look at That Mouth) Art

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

[lucalicatteart]

A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..

[tongues--and--teeth]

Something something cookie on a plate something something rejecting the truth

[mossy-crow-king]

Tried to draw Achilles and Patroclus, got to a point where I can’t go any further without wanting to snap my tablet in half so here :/

[astranauticus]

really not beating the brainrot allegations but genuinely this line has been haunting my brain for ages

[piggiebonez]

im sorry but all of you "googoogaga zim needs therapy aaoooww zim has so much trauma sniff so saaaadd" people are sooooo fucking lame. if you sit zim down with a therapist the therapist is gonna curl up into fetal position start eating their own notes and cry. and maybe jump out the window

z*adrs dni. GIANT SPIDER KILLS YOU WITH HAMMERS

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i remembed "original flavor spader" and promptly changed my name

[scrivellc]

Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque!

[garyfischy]

the ai art discourse is so fucking stupid man (remembers like half my friends go to art school) (clamps a hand over my mouth)

[ogeeitsme]

CAN’T YOU SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!?

[cittythekitten]

This is my way of apologising after killing him. 

Undertale by Toby Fox

Warverse by @toxictoxicities / @warverse

Color by @superyoumna

Abyss by @metakazkz

Art by me

[doodlboy]

Extra heart failure wip b4 I pass out

[lavenoon]

Hello??? Oh my god hiii and thank you guys!! The past month has been crazy for me because I hadn't posted art in over a year, and it's been a long long time since I've had that much fun doing it, too!

I didn't expect much attention for my silly little doodles, much less such a surge of new followers! Hope y'all enjoy your stay, remember to stretch, eat, and hydrate and. Please for the love of god sleep, I unfortunately know that's kinda scarce in jester hell

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

Is there a certain thing you desire

think we need to start incorporating (did not spell that right the first time but im really. stoned rn got a new container of weed today)

like. cornflakes in my diet

whoever is playing zookeeper for me is !!NOT!! doing their job hellO i am in DISTRESS

also that dolphin is a hypocrite and a liar dolphins probably masturbate more than i do. and they stick their dicks in like. FISH HEADS. so he cannot tell me what to do<3

V just gets more disgusting below, man. idk where i started going but i just. TALKED. nsfw, personalish shit, inconsistent formatting,

ok honestly i've been looking at knotted dildos: specifically ones that cum and im just. im thinking.

im thinking. (also was looking at tentacle ones but tbh ones with suckers look SO uncomfortable)

The first day or two after T i just start going insane with lust and. what i call affectionate aggression. (Since i was super ragey before t everyone i know irl has a 'safe word' with me we established but.. honestly haven't needed it since i started. It's mostly a joke thing now.)

like for example. i start getting into. animal. rip and bite brain. you might see me starting to talk about men i like in the following ways

"I want to bite his scruff and drag him into my nest"

"BREED HIM BREED HIM BREED HIM BREED HIM"

"i need to blow him up and kill him<3"

'500 babies. 500 babies together. i. i want. iegjodh nhdfndgsoa oughggihihfghfohohughoghugh"

and you know, stuff like wanting to play with any cuts he has and drinking his blood-

where was i going with this. Ah: I'm incredibly horny. and i want cock, + 15 bonus if it's demon dick. I'm literally going to have to buy a new vibrator REAL soon because i've been so rough with this one something's. not quite in the right place inside it so the buttons are jutting out weirdly and you know once one thing goes slightly wrong with your vibrator the thing's going to fucking DIE in 7 days (or at least if you're me and buy 20 dollar vibrators because in the past i didn't. i . i was fucking unemployed i had no goddamn money)

I've had like 3 and BROKEN each of them. first one wasn't my fault it was 'waterproof' but still got. completely filled with water and immediately died (that's a lie i was still desperately using it even though it was filled with water, it took a few days for it to finally Die and not turn back on. YES i tried getting the water out first before just using it full of water.)

sigh if only i was a househusband rn unu

[crossbackpoke-check]

wait you got me so invested in the stammer & heddy tailor au....

this is my standard disclaimer that i have never posted a fic on ao3* and for however much i say “au” i truly mean that it’s a universe that lives in my head & i am absolutely delighted to tell you all about, all the time <3 if it helps i ALSO got me so invested in the heddy & stammer tailor au

ok now that the author’s note is out of the way here’s some notes about the not!fic heddy & stammer tailor au:

stammer as the tailor from gent’s playbook, very reserved, quiet, with an excellent eye for details (honestly the evidence i have for his style sense is just that he’s best friends with pk subban so it has to be there somewhere if only by proxy irl) is hired by victor hedman, star of the tampa bay lightning who is every other tailor’s nightmare to dress (huge, opinionated, fashionable)

heddy is decently well-known throughout the league for being very well-dressed & becomes quietly well known for also being one of his new tailor’s favorite loyal customers [heddy has the nicest fabrics. he has his suits the first day a new collection drops & e v e r y o n e is jealous]

stammer’s business booms after heddy takes a chance on him as his first big client & promotes him, heddy sees him grow in popularity & get more clients

heddy also moonlights as a model for stammer’s suits on instagram, initially to help him grow his business because then he won’t have to pay for a model and then because he’s over there all the time anyway because they’re dating (that’s why the model’s face is never in the pictures)

there’s not really a plot to this besides the vague idea of a plot where stammer makes heddy his lucky suit that he wins the cup in & sews a special little tag into the lining of his jacket that says i love you

because love sometimes is picking out the perfect right color pocket square to match your husband’s beautiful suit that you fitted like a kiss to the curves of his huge body

& also sometimes love is making your beautiful husband who makes you beautiful clothing enjoy nice things for himself once in a while, like the fancy watch you bought him or the nice suit you custom-ordered for him (from him) just so you could take it off of him

[flecks-of-stardust]

[image description: a three panel comic of Pizza from Chicory. They are wearing a beanie, a scarf, a dark colored shirt and light colored shorts. In the first panel, they are receiving mail from the bug diplomants. They are visibly confused by the turn of events, and are saying, “... what?” In the second panel, they are looking down at the letter with a frown, muttering, “Uh...” The paper is very tattered, with crinkles and rips in it. The third panel shows the letter from their point of view as they are holding it. The letter is even more crumpled, with a variety of tears in the page. The text is jagged, barely legible, with multiple scribbles scratching out attempts at words. The letter reads: Dear Wielder The bugs of Feast (scribble) humbly (scribble) request your service. (Tear in the paper) Come find us deep in the Grub Caverns on the (scribble) outskirts of Dinners, the north city. Sincerely, Queen Drosera There is a similarly jagged doodle of Queen Drosera’s face in the bottom right corner of the page. Pizza is even more confused than before, thinking, “... Cool...?” end image description]

rewatched some chicory content out of boredom and i had a thought