#(this is all in jest. obviously)

[snackboyz]

always knew sam “i am pro women, i am an advocate for women” was a lie

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!

[dramas-vs-novels]

I hope one day Cirrus learns how to actually please Phu in bed. Phu did not have a single hickey on him the whole show 😤

Phu has only had sex twice, he will get to a point soon where he feels more comfortable demanding Cir leave marks!

Actually, I mean, look at the next world Phu. No way that man isn't the freakiest power bottom ever put to film. He will terrify Cir.

[son-of-avraham]

Hey I’m a Jewish Adoptee and the same thing happened to G-D gave me IBS so I could fit in lol.

The stereotypes are wrong. G-d doesn't make us** all rich, but what He does instead is make absolute sure our** GI tracts absolutely detest food

[domestikdrone]

warframe is a good game

[dumbthink]

no hate or anything but isnt one of the sides in star wars a fascist org

guys I’m not doing Star Wars discourse on this blog based on a shitpost that I made

[unma]

Context for last post: the post about not trusting the school lunchboxes made me think about my experience with school food in the past.

In both primary and secondary school sometimes the school would simply serve things I couldn't eat. And it wasn't like I had that much time in the morning to make food—having to wake up at 6am at the latest to get to (secondary) school was a task for a young boy who was rather nocturnal and had a very active mind, so I wasn't going to be waking up any earlier for sure—so I would just. Not eat.

It was Tuesdays and Thursdays or sometimes both that my primary school would serve some variant of spaghetti and beans respectively that I simply could not fucking eat because I just. Couldn't. Not like the food sucked or anything, I just didn't want to eat it, and forcing myself ended badly. So I just didn't eat.

I still remember younger me being particularly proud one day of making it through the entire day without eating a single thing. Which. No???? Don't be proud of that what the fuck?

My secondary school served fried rice with fish on Fridays. I hate most fish, the smell makes me retch, and I only sometimes tolerate Fried Rice. Even if the alternative was good the entire cafeteria stinking of fish was sometimes enough for me to not go near. And sometimes the alternative sucked so I just didn't eat. It didn't help that lunch time was always a couple hours after I'd start to get hungry, so at this point I really just wanted anything to eat. 'Twas torture.

Come to think of it, it really shouldn't have been surprising to me how unnatural my relationship with food is. And it makes a ton of sense why I got into the habit of rooting through the fridge for food all the time.

[wulfhalls]

belated but if i was a married actor who got shipped with ella purnell that's on my hypothetical spouse to deal with i am honored and delighted

if this marriage survived whatever the fuck he had going on with timothy olyphant then im sure they're solid enough to weather any storm lmao

[dramalets]

Oh the extremely awkward fics I could write 😂

Nanon my darling you even look like a divorced dad and why are Chimon and his father in law wearing the same dorky sunglasses.

*an edit but extremely lol to think about none the less

[tylorisgay]

hoping there will be more tylor fans in the future but they cant be a bigger fan than me or else ill do smthg drastic

[kohakhearts]

when people first meet me and inquire about my studies im generally hit with two different responses, being 1) “wow, that’s an unusual combination”/“you don’t see that often”/etc. and 2) “you must be SO smart!” (or its evil twin, “you must hate yourself ha-ha”), and while the first is obviously a better response than the second, both are kinda…awkward to react to.

like? IS it an unusual combination of interests, or is it actually that most institutions make it exceptionally difficult for people to pursue stem and arts concurrently? and that we don’t often talk about the heavy crossover between stem and the arts because we’re so culturally obsessed with this notion that the world is split into Art People and Science People (also known as English People and Math People)?

and how would my interest in a science make me any smarter than someone in my program who chose to pursue a minor in history instead of physics? also, NO, i don’t hate myself. obviously taking stem classes after spending years believing im “not a math person” has lowered my gpa, but that’s not really something i care about, because at the end of the day i find the subject endlessly fascinating and i enjoy my classes very much, and i get better at math every semester because i have no choice. because it’s just…a method of communication. it’s a language. you practice, you improve - but you have to be consistent and intentional about it. the same way you have to be consistent and intentional about analyzing fictional texts and historical documents.

which is to say that like. you are using the same skills. i tutored a high school student last year who looked at me like i was crazy for saying that close reading a short story is functionally the same as solving an algebra problem. you collect like terms. then you compare and contrast them to make a statement about them - it’s human nature to seek refuge in what is familiar even if it is simultaneously traumatic, or x = 2 and y = -2. you can chart it, you can graph it, you can draw it. listen, isn’t there something so inherently beautiful about the word integral? it’s something intrinsic, baked into a person or a thing - the fundamental values formed within you by tiny, infinitesimal pieces: moments, experiences - they coalesce into something completely different, but still. you can go back. you can find the pieces. define them, pick them apart, put them together again in new ways. expand them, contract them, equate them to something else just to understand them.

half the study of mathematics is called analysis, for god’s sake. what is the study of art if not analysis? is it not the goal of the artist, the writer, to make sense of our place in the world? and is this not what we do in physics, too? look at the world and try to find reason in it? as the poet spends their life trying to make the intangible tangible, the particle physicist attempts to study dark matter. when we form a sentence, we utilize a complex system of equations that are so second-nature to us we don’t even register that’s what we’re doing - but there’s a reason this branch of linguistics is called syntactic calculus.

like…believe me. if you told my teenage self i’d be taking calculus-based courses in university, i wouldn’t have believed it. i teach high school students now who tell me they know they aren’t good at english, but it doesn’t matter to them because they do so well in math. and i get it. i do. but it’s disappointing, too, because i think my knowledge of math has made me a better reader and writer. and it feels like most people are missing out on that connection, because they feel like it’s impossible to make. but any experimentalist can tell you there’s an art to the scientific process. any musician or poet can tell you that great art is dictated by numbers - rhythm, rhyme and metre, all of it. the only group of people as interested in conceptual symmetry as physicists are artists.

anyway, all i’m saying is like - one is not more essential than the other, these things are inextricably linked, these things are as fundamental to human existence as breathing. there’s a reason why astronomers defer to shakespeare to name newly discovered bodies in space, you know? we've all gotta learn to love the math in our art and the artistry behind math.

[asthedeathoflight]

There are some times where autistic headcanons arent really headcanons and are really just Perceiving the Truth but i think its important to have deranged autistic headcanons. Its really important to look at a character who absolutely does not textually have autism and claim them for yourself anyways.

Anyways. Neal Caffrey is autistic. Talk to the wall about it.

[transgenbur]

never let it be said ccrime enjoyers go down without a fight.

[bonesawfemme]

Traumadogs boggle my mind /pos like. Goddamn your trauma made u a dog/wolf/werecreature? All I got was this shitty rabbit theriotype

[damniamgay]

I know it was trans day of visibility yesterday but I’ve actually been told it’s transphobic if you don’t read, comment and leave kudos on any of my fics for at least seven days after tdov <\3 sorry I don’t make the rules

here’s the link to my page so you can not be transphobic this holiday period

[the-way-astray]

hello, fintan. i am here to formally ban you from saying the name "joe biden" ever again.

If Fintan and Vespera WEREN'T friends prior to her arrest, being rescued by him would have been quite a surprise.

Imagine you're sentenced to life in prison, with no knowledge of the outside world, and then one day, Joe Biden arrives and is like "hey, while you were in here, I became one of the world's most wanted criminals <3 want to come help me commit treason?"