#* . ooc

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

27 + 3 + 45 = 75 … but it look like 1.5 mins to get there

[tvlandofficiall]

starting a collection (for queentenna purposes)...

[askoverkill]

ooc: i do think that the Director doesn't remember, but they have a script that does

he had enough time to mark down on her script that the date was an awful awful idea and then acted out the script xe saw on the next loop

//

[54prowl]

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

[bugwizard4lyfe]

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[tvlandofficiall]

[thementallyillapollochild]

I LOVE THIS OMG I#RNFEKl

eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

[badlydrawnmanic]

[typewriter sounds]

[wandererxiv]

when someone says "so tell me about yourself"

[guardianofbelief]

This hits me so hard right now. My fiance passed and we are talking about cremation and what they're going to be put to rest with.

I know this isn't the point of the post, but as it has been so illuminated to me please please make your wishes known to your next of kin.

I wish I could give them socks just one more time.

Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

[hymen-restoration-project]

Hey Bethany! Where have you been?

Well...

I put the blog on password protection for a few days while I took a break to evaluate what I wanted. Running this blog and interacting with my followers has been a lot of fun, but it's also been negatively affecting my mental health and making me more online than I'd like. Playing the character of "insane teenager who argues" means I have to argue with people all the time, and I don't really like doing that for long periods of time because it makes me insane.

So what did you find then?

I found that not posting is better for me than trying to run this blog further. I feel like I've extracted all the funny content out of this and any further posting is just running the joke further into the ground. There's only so much rehashing of the same bit I can do before I get bored, and Bethany's anger at receiving the same stupid questions became genuine after a while. I don't want to be enslaved to my phone all day calling everyone "fuckstick" anymore. I'm just not having any fun with it.

But Ivy! Bethany brings me SO much comfort and it's problematic to get rid of her!

Yeah, that's why I'm not deleting the blog, but if you feel this way I recommend logging off. My insane, written-to-be-irredeemable Argument Character being critical to your daily routine may be a sign you need help.

What are you doing now?

I'm retiring this blog. I'm leaving it up but I'm not gonna post on it anymore. If by some miracle I get to a place where running this won't kill me inside, I might come back, but for now I'm done with it. If you have a problem with this, fuck off into the sun, you and your spawn will be cursed hitherto until the end of time. Thanks to everyone who sent asks that were actually funny, and to the extended croakerverse for supporting me in this, I have not been doing well and yall being there and understanding helps a lot. Thanks to Strange for the video, I'm looking forward to hanging out in Toronto in July.

But for now, this is my Fecal Farewell

-Ivy

[bigfatbreak]

[askoverkill]

// wait isn't the kiln puzzle literally impossible then?

If Siffrin himself doesn't know what his full name is (I assume the island stuff is still part of this story), and Isabeau doesn't talk to Siffrin enough to tell him what the dream job is + Loop is unable to say, that means that's two questions that will always be failed, which means neither Siffrin OR the party can get any questions wrong, and we still don't know what the last question is

// full name as in what Siffrin considers their full name. Not their og forgotten name.

// you can get 2 questions wrong and still survive, it's just it's dangerous and very uncomfortable being up so close. You won't last long.

[themerrymutants]

@onlyheartaches