#* OOC

[bigfatbreak]

[askoverkill]

ooc: Nooooooo, looking at Lupus all I can think of is Dusk alone in the camp.

2nd night alone...

[54prowl]

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

[bugwizard4lyfe]

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[tvlandofficiall]

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[badlydrawnmanic]

[typewriter sounds]

[messytbh]

CRUMB-KATZE~

hello! i am crumb cat!

socials

twitter youtube twitch

[moricholic]

he wants that cookie so bad

[hymen-restoration-project]

Hey Bethany! Where have you been?

Well...

I put the blog on password protection for a few days while I took a break to evaluate what I wanted. Running this blog and interacting with my followers has been a lot of fun, but it's also been negatively affecting my mental health and making me more online than I'd like. Playing the character of "insane teenager who argues" means I have to argue with people all the time, and I don't really like doing that for long periods of time because it makes me insane.

So what did you find then?

I found that not posting is better for me than trying to run this blog further. I feel like I've extracted all the funny content out of this and any further posting is just running the joke further into the ground. There's only so much rehashing of the same bit I can do before I get bored, and Bethany's anger at receiving the same stupid questions became genuine after a while. I don't want to be enslaved to my phone all day calling everyone "fuckstick" anymore. I'm just not having any fun with it.

But Ivy! Bethany brings me SO much comfort and it's problematic to get rid of her!

Yeah, that's why I'm not deleting the blog, but if you feel this way I recommend logging off. My insane, written-to-be-irredeemable Argument Character being critical to your daily routine may be a sign you need help.

What are you doing now?

I'm retiring this blog. I'm leaving it up but I'm not gonna post on it anymore. If by some miracle I get to a place where running this won't kill me inside, I might come back, but for now I'm done with it. If you have a problem with this, fuck off into the sun, you and your spawn will be cursed hitherto until the end of time. Thanks to everyone who sent asks that were actually funny, and to the extended croakerverse for supporting me in this, I have not been doing well and yall being there and understanding helps a lot. Thanks to Strange for the video, I'm looking forward to hanging out in Toronto in July.

But for now, this is my Fecal Farewell

-Ivy

[askoverkill]

Hey, I'll say it. Everybody else here is too scared to say it, but I'll just say what everybody's thinkin'! We're seducing the Director. We are all so, so seducing the Director! Party at the clocktower tonight, by the way.

// REALLY funny ask

[acidcorrodes]

okay first of all, pry my alt + 0151 from my cold dead hands, love me an em dash and if the longer variants (2em, 3em, etc.) have alt codes i need to learn them, i am requesting that information be made available to me, kindly do That

but second and more importantly: i haven't read much chatgpt output because i don't use chatgpt myself and i have been blessed with people who don't send me chatgpt output. but from what little i have seen, my impression is that even though chatgpt "uses em dashes", it seems to use them in ways humans typically would insert different forms of punctuation. i use an em dash when i want to insert a parenthetical and i want the pause to be meaningful —when the thing has commas within it and it's kind of a little long and i need you to focus on it— because it is punctuation that stands out and breaks the flow of the sentence. chatgpt seems to just —and this is an observation— toss them around — almost like it's replacing a comma or a colon, see what i mean? i think the spacing is different because of the material chatgpt trains on. to me, spaces around the em dashes make sense if it's just "A — B" and spaces around the parenthetical make sense if it's "A —B— C" but chatgpt appears to use typeset spacing from books, like "A—B" or "A—B—C" which i Don't Like unless it's a book with a certain font, idk

note: this post is not en-dash erasure

i don’t give a fuck if i “sound like chatgpt,” you will pry—my em dash—from my cold—dead—hands—fuck you fuck you fuck you

[bigfatbreak]

I'm working on making an Ao3 and finding an image hosting domain. for now.... check it out. whadda the hell... its me!

[dykewithbenefits]

Reblog to suck prev's cock and have them cum all over your face and tits.

No, I don't care if they don't have a cock or if you don't have tits. You just have the wrong attitude!

[ratman3and4yaoi]

If this post gets 15k 10k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)

I'll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some

@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(