#*COD zombie noises*

[shinmiyovvi]

Some voice claims for the Primis Main Ocs

[itznarcotic]

person looking up zombie apocalypse related videos to watch seeing this pop up as one of the first results: sure that will do

[z0mbiekin]

Oops…

[tuxxydo]

the girls are evolving

[chisungie]

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[schisms]

i DON’T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW =_=

[garaks-padded-bra]

I dont usually care which bathroom i use but i will say, i just took a piss in the mens bathroom next to a stall in which a guy was making cod zombies noises and i truly felt glad there was a locked door between us

[sweeter0da]

GET THE FUCKING FOUNDATION OFF THOSE LIPS AH YAH RAH {COD ZOMBIE NOISES} GIVE EM BLACK LIPSTICK I SWEAE EAH HA

[homicidal-slvt]

"Unexpected Introduction"

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MDNI

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Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick x F!Reader

Zombie AU {Resident Evil Inspired}

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@writeforfandoms is also doing a Gaz zombie AU so please check them out too. They have many absolutely wonderful stories.

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Warnings: Horror, Angsty, A lil softness

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Life really truly can be a major dick sometimes.

The sickening stench of rotting flesh hung in the air, the only noise left in the streets was disturbed gurgles and groans.

Every step Gaz took was with caution as he watched his surroundings, the gash on his arm wasn't ideal for this situation either.

Just had to get separated...

Blood leaked down his arm in a somewhat steady flow, he feared his injury could somehow be sensed. Make him an easier target- prey.

He wasn't entirely sure if that was true but that's how it felt, that wasn't a good feeling. None of this was a good feeling.

Medical supplies... Need to find at least something for this.

Carrying on he slipped inside the nearest house that didn't look completely trashed, moving around corners slowly. He explored with floorboards groaning in complaint beneath his boots.

Entering a bedroom he took note of the photos along the walls... Family photos. They looked so happy- it filled him with dread to think most likely the once happy family was now a bunch of flesh eating monsters.

Maybe they got out okay.

Just then he stepped a little too close to the closet, a figure lunging out at him before he can fully react- blade coming for his shoulder.

"FUCK!!!!"

Luckily his reflexes are still damn good, grasping the wrist of the assailant. Your body effortlessly was pushed back and your spine collided with the edge of the closet door frame.

Kitchen knife clatters to the floor and your eyes meet his, a deep brown staring back at you intensely.

"You're not one of them..."

You mutter in acknowledgement as you take in the fact he's very much human... As far as you can tell his injury doesn't look like a bite wound either.

"Neither are you."

A pause follows his response as he glanced over your bloodied clothing, torn from a heavy struggle. That knife was your only weapon- made him wonder how the hell you were still alive.

The stains he could see weren't the ones of concern, the blood on your hands that reeked of the dead would forever stick with you. Memories etched into your mind that wouldn't go away.

"Can you... Let go of me now?"

"As long as you promise to not stab me the moment I turn around."

You couldn't help but chuckle softly as a bit of amusement lingers in your eyes, humor seems like the perfect escape given the situation.

"I think it was already confirmed trying that does not end well for me."

You could see a faint smile as his grip loosens on you, letting you go as he steps away to give you your personal space back.

You glance over at his arm again and suck in a breath.

"I can help..."

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{This series may be long or short I don't know. My Resident Evil and COD brain rot connected together and this is the result. I may even do more shit like this because no one can stop me.}

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{@sofasoap @sarraa-26 @soupbinsoup @gothgirl6-6-6 }

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{More Content}

[we-drank-too-much-bleach]

Giselle Headcanonsss (pt. 1/2)

So this was made between me and well..Giselle for......Giselle. This is a bit of a big one too soo that's fun :D now let's get to it.

-Her favourite foods are french fries and olives

-she gets double the presents on Christmas (as her birthday is December 24th), she threatens people who try to pass off one gift as something for both Christmas and her birthday

-she bites people

-she scares the other femritters as much as she can. Bambietta once blew up a room because of this, Meninas punched her through a wall, Candice electrocuted her and Liltotto tried to eat her.

-she gives people nose kisses (and bites them sometimes)

-chews on her hair when nervous

-people drag her by her hair antennae things

-she tries eating random shit but is super picky with normal food

-she thought Rob Zombie was an actual zombie and was incredibly disappointed to learn the truth (she still loves him though)

-she plays COD and makes weird noises in the mic whenever anyone does anything. She also actually doxxes and shows up at people's houses.

hoo boy that was a lot..and we're not even done which is funny, part 2 may drop either later today or tomorrow. Hope you like these though!

-Meninas

Uh..Uhhhh..WAHOO

-Giselle

[northstarofthewildeast]

the anon is making cod zombies noises at you.

[marcotheflychair]

‼️YOU KNOW THE DRILL, VOLUME DOWN‼️

audio transcript: “*continuous loud screech that sounds like a higher pitched version of the noises the CoD zombies make*”

[skxllz]

{ 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒐 𝒐𝒂𝒌𝒔 }

quote(s): “ i’m a pretty strange motherfucker. ”, “ i will never in my life use mc squared unless it's to calculate the perfect location for a fucking bomb. ”, “ is it true birds don't have nuts or did that movie strays do me dirty? ”

age: 18 (eighteen)

sex: female

pronouns: she/he, her/hers/his

alias: marlo oates

> oates was a misspell on her last name during a time (s)he was arrested. she never corrected it because (s)he thought if was funny.

personality: idiotic, laid back, random, sarcastic, witty, a bit of an asshole, over dramatic, self absorbent at times, annoying, caring

likes: randomly rolling her r's in a stuttering motion, she finds it satisfying (and funny). painting fruit (quite literally). arguing over stupid things just to get a rise out of people. using the word dumbass more than she should. watching reruns of the golden girls with her grandfather. obsessing over billy loomis. playing cod zombies and cussing the screen out. making random noises. saying yeah, okay, cool unironically during any situation. quoting vines, movies and tv shows for the hell of it. practicing tiktoks but never posting them. scrapbooking. making youtube shorts of her everyday life. physically boxing her pitbull. running up the stairs on all four's. walking on train tracks. collecting outside things such as acorns. keeping a random tin of bobby pins in her jacket pocket. doing that thing with her septum where you put your upper lip behind it. + many more.

dislikes: motherfuckin’ ANTS and SPIDERS and BEATLES. the word poop. people who can't have a good time. the smell of pine. the name xavier. being put in serious situations (she ends up finding everything funny). having to act natural in certain public areas. the smell of cigarettes. people who say sure jan. people who don't embrace their weirdness.

appearance: shoulder length, messy, honey brown hair. hazel green eyes. dimples below her bottom lip when she grins. straight nose with random freckles dotting across the bridge. her figure is slim but she do got a bit of that thickums to her ass. height of 5'5. slightly tan skin. full lips. kinda o'dessa what's her face vibes.

additional info: she never graduated high school and dropped out in 11th grade. her favorite color is army green. she has a brother who's three years older than her. her mother is no longer in the picture, and her father is deceased.

[askkanako]

the anon is making cod zombies noises at you.

[divorced-ceroba-ketsukane]

...the anon is making cod zombies noises at you.

Why are you all so weird? Not that it's a negative thing, of course. Also, what is cod? The fish?