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#WAIT MIKU SINGING THE POKEBALL CATCHING NOISE AT THE END OF VOLT TACKLE IS SOOO CUTE#deco*27 doing the project voltage song is so slay tbh#reusing iconic sounds /tracks from smn when ur making a song for it is soooo fucking clever#like that one avenged sevenfold COD Zombies easter egg soundtrack that raises tension then drops THE FUCKING COD ZOMBIES LOBBY SOUNDTRACK#that shit felt wild#this doesnt compare to that but it was cute ok </3#44597
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What if i want to bite them (all characters), like. Its love bites <3 like not hard enough to bleed hut enough to leave a mark for a while. Like i love them so much i just cant help it! I would kiss the bite marks after in hopes to make them not hurt as much <3
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Darling Gives Them Love Bites <333
My OCs x GN! Reader
Heres a short post from an old request as a little snack before the yan gang!!
CW: biting ofc, nsfw jumpscares sprinkled in, tooth decaying fluff
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Adrian is a bit confused and weirded out at first, like why are you biting thats gross youre gross wait why are you stopping you have to bite his other shoulder or else its not symmetrical and itll feel weird come back !!
he needs to get used to it gradually, but once it gets to the point you leave marks on his skin, he's asking for a lil bite every time you two say goodbye so he can have a memento of you
he cums in his pants if you lick the bite oh my god please do it again he begs of you
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Brandon thinks it's a game and bites you back, picking you up and throwing you up in the air. You activated some kind of trigger in him that made him go full excited golden retriever.
He bites you back, kissing the area over and over again as revenge
He probably bites more than you to be honest, he's always wanted to bite but held back in case you were uncomfy with it, but now that he knows you're cool with it he's going ham.
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Valeth is cooing over you, little duckling bites!! so cute!!!
He praises your bite marks, pointing out the parts that hurt saying things like "If you tried, you could definitely break skin! Good job my duckling!"
Thinks your little teeth are cute, especially your canines, he loves comparing it to his tusks.
He allows, no, encourages to let you nibble on his hand or arm
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The horde doesnt let you, kisses are ok, but biting ? no no no
not because they dont like it, they just dont want you putting your mouth on their literally rotten skin
plus they associate biting with eat so thats a bit of a problem
but my oh my they love kisses, give them a bit and maybe just maybe theyd let you nibble a little bit.
dont let them do it back to you especially ribs, they have super sharp teeth that can break bone if they wanted
but like you might be into that so idk man
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Wolfie thinks youre being aggressive before you assure him its how you express love, then he starts to do it back or lick you.
It's more of him casually putting a part of your body in his mouth protectively, he doesnt wanna hurt his mate ;-;
he still prefers licks and cuddles tho, anything that involves cuddles are ok for him!!
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Doriks cummin buckets im sorry
are you marking him as yours ? please do it some more please! maybe on his ear? arm? dick? chest?
hes all yours !!!
he offers to bite you back, itll eventually turn into very intense sex that ends with the both of you covered head to toe in bite marks
he wants round 2
use it as a reward and hes doing whatever you ask with the speed of a sports car
appears right next to you, neck exposed, waiting eagerly for another bite
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he sees it as you trying to preen him and swoons over your 'attempt'
he preens you in order to teach how its really done! its mostly just an excuse to love on you <3
hes very ticklish so expect a flurry of giddly hoots and chirps from him whenever you nibble on him
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BITE HIM ON THE BECK PLEASE BITE HIM ON THE N-
he wants to roleplay with you being a vampire and him being your mortal soulmate
lil guy a bit freaky like that <3
moans so loud when you bite him, he has to apologize
euheheh eghghhh hes so crazy for you and your love bites
doesn't wanna bite back because skin on teeth is not a good sensation for him, but he'll cover your face in kisses to return the favor
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The vampires are cooing, swooning, absolutely simping for you
our little mortal is biting us so cute soc ute!!!!
get ready for never ending teasing and kissing
they point out the marks you leave and talk about how much better it would be if you were a vampire like them!
they fake terror over your bites, oh nooo a cute little human is biting me !! so so spooky !!
please let them bite you back
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Baron is short circuiting
ohmy oh oh my oh yomhyo-
thank you.
he has to process what just happened for a bit
tries to forget about it but he cant help but want another one when he gets a glimpse of your teeth when you talk or smile at him
stays up and imagines your mouth all over his skin leaving teeth marks everywhere
stayed up that night pumping his cock when he remembers you biting your lip that one time
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Caspian makes a big deal out of it
hes literally morticia in the addams family movie
last night you were unhinged, you were like some desperate howling demon, you frightened me
do it again
no please were are you going do it again!!!
"misbehaves" so you can bite him again as punishment
oops! i splashed you with water! you might have to bite me again~
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Hallow is yanking his fabric back and scolds you, what if you choked? he'd be worried sick!
gets you a chew fidget instead
doesnt quite understand love bites
please explain to him why eating him means you love him
maybe its because you think hes delicious? awwee thank you! youre delicious too i suppose !
coos over you as he holds you close, thank you for the bite honeypie!!
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Ashvan is squealing over how cute it was!!
blushes whenever you do, like very very flustered, his eyes might be covered by soft fur but you can almost see the redness on his face
his ears flatten as he tries to calm his frantically wagging tail
he gets much shyer whenever you smile at him or when you bite into your food during meals
he has to timidly ask for another bite with his index fingers touching together
please give him more biteys!!
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try it! hes tough! lets see how strong that jaw of yours is!
*frantically hiding his growing erection*
calls you little kitten or..rat
teases you by poking at your mouth with his finger to get you to bite
he loves it, he thinks its the cutest thing whenever you do it, especially when youre just subconsciously nibbling on him as if he was a chew toy
he makes sure his hands are always washed for you, no more touching dirty stuff carelessly, he gotta take care of himself for you!!
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King Alistair is pushing you away and coldly telling you no, but once you two are alone in your shared chambers, away from prying eyes, he softly tells you to continue
of course he loves you, he wants you to be free to express yourself, but please dont do it when people are watching
he has a reputation to uphold! not because he's shy and insecure about showing pda in public or anything...
bites back, definitely bites back!! out of all the ocs i think he bites the most next to Brandon
loves playing predator and prey whenever you two are fooling around together, if he ever leaves marks, hes kissing them softly to let you know he means no harm, he just got a bit carried away because youre just so sweet~!
if you leave marks, hes covering it up in his clothes, but occasionally he heads to he mirror, pulls away the fabric covering your lovebite, and smiles
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Evidence of Pearlina PT. 1
Otherwise known as a masterlist of every queer interaction between Pearl Hลzuki and Marina Ida
Pearl: Because the knight is all the better? He feels like heโs fighting to protect everyone
Marina: Ehehe, then Iโll be a witch because Iโll be protected by senpai!
Authors note: in the Japanese version of the game she refers to Pearl as the honorific of โSenpaiโ
Source: Witch Vs Knight Splatfest dialogue Japan
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Dialogue: โwhat is the best gift youโve ever received?โ
Pearl: The chance to meet Marina
Source: Exclusive Japanese Inkpolife Magazine interview
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Pearl: Marina! Whatโs the appeal of using a brella on this stage?
Marina: protecting my precious pearlie at all costs!
Source: Assorted Stage dialogue English version
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Pearl:You know I love you.
Marina: I'm so happy right now
Pearl: It's me and you against the universe.
Source: Chaos Vs Order Post-splatfest dialogue
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Marina: What? Acht, come on! You canโt seriously be hitting on Pearl in front of me
Source: Splatoon 3 Side order DLC assorted dialogue
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Pearl: Ooooh. Marina Look how the Ferris wheel flashes and sparkles!!
Marina: But it doesnt compare to your eyes!
Source: Assorted Stage dialogue English version
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Pearl: She's the DJ. Im the rapper is what I'm saying. Cap! What don't you get about this??
Source: Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion Chatlogs
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Marina: Anyway. I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all. but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.
Source: Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion Chatlogs
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Pearl: I suddenly slide out of the wall with my Dualies! Pew pew pew pew!
Marina: You're too cute when you're hiding in the wall!
Source: Assorted Stage dialogue Japanese version
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Marina: You're so adorable,Pearl
Source: Assorted Stage dialogue English version
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Marina: Watch out, Inkopolis! Here comes my Pearlie!
Source: Assorted Stage dialogue Spanish version
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Pearl:Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff...
โจMarina: never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think...
โจMarina: Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?
โจPearl: ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you!
โจMarina: Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;
โจPearl: OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind
Source: Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion Chatlogs
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Marina: Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.
Pearl: LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.
Marina:I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again.
โจPearl: Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"
โจMarina: I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now!
Source: Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion Chatlogs
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Pearl: They're a pain but not really scary. Fighting Marina in that first tower was WAY scarier.
Marina: What?! R-really?
Pearl: Obviously! Wondering if you were stuck that way forever, never going back to normal... I was scared!
Source: Splatoon 3 Side order DLC assorted dialogue
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Marina: can't help it! Pearl's just too precious. She's fearless at the core and adorable on top!
Source: Splatoon 3 Side order DLC assorted dialogue
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Pearl: Yeah! Our world tour finished without a hitch, but we haven't gotten that "us time" I promised! I wanna get this over with so we can go have some REAL fun.
Source: Splatoon 3 Side order DLC assorted dialogue
Other:
โข Pearl is portrayed as very handsome and knowledgeable, similar to shลjo love interests when drawn by Marina (Dear Pearl Manga)
โขA large amount of sparkles and flower petals are present in almost every panel that features Pearl that Marina Draws (Dear Pearl Manga)
โขAt the end of the manga, it is revealed that Marina is writing a confession letter to Pearl, which likely contains the title in its greeting. Alternatively, the manga as a whole may be intended as a love letter to Pearl (Dear Pearl Manga)
โขMarina: "[she is] so small...but [she is] so big." In the panels showing the letter that Marina is writing, she muses about wanting to shout out "these feelings [for Pearl]"(Dear Pearl Manga)
โขIn the Japanese version of the Splatoon Base website, Marina was labeled as a "maiden in love" in her feelings towards Pearl (Dear Pearl Manga)
โขThey both refer to each other by nicknames such as โPearlieโ and โRinaโ
โขHisashi Nogami stated that the final Splatfest was not based on Pearl vs. Marina because unlike the Squid Sisters, who had a form of a rivalry between them, Off the Hook is based on Pearl and Marina being together, with their bond being the strongest part of them.
โขin Side Order, where Marina frequently uses heart emojis when speaking about Pearl in her dev diaries and compares herself to a "storybook princess" at the top of a tower who "brave Pearl" must rescue.
โขafter hearing the Squid Sisters sing the Calamari Inkantation. According to witnesses, her only comment was "This changes everything." She escaped to Mount Nantai, even though she didn't know a word of the Inkling language. While there, she met an Inkling named Pearl, who was practicing singing. Growing on each other, Pearl then taught Marina about Inkling culture and customs. After this, Marina came back to Mount Nantai every day for two weeks, hoping to find Pearl again. When she did, she showed Pearl her musical abilities through her demo of Ebb & Flow and Pearl immediately agreed to them starting a band that they decided to call Off the Hook. (Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion chat logs)
โขWhen discussing with Cuttlefish about Marina's technological achievements, Pearl finally discovered her history as a member of the Octarian army, and despite being deeply shocked, she promised to remain friends with her. (Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion chat logs)
This is just the text based evidence. Tumblr has a ten image limit so I plan to attach those in a different post. I am making this for those who try to deny the queer aspect of Pearl and Marinaโs relationship. Please feel free to DM or reblog with additional evidence that can be added, and if possible please attach the source. They will be added if I can validate the information as authentic. The rest of the information can be found under the tag #pearlina evidence masterlist
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OH top 5 agent m moments ๐
this is so cruel ezra especially bc i havent done a mason run since december oughh i wanted to add screenshots to this but i might come back later or write out a more coherent post another day when ive refreshed myself.. ANYWAY i tried to pick ones that arent the usual:
ok a moment i honestly love and wish would be brought up again is in book 1 during the stakeout with M. i understand M doesnt really give a shit what the agency gets up to, they get their orders and carry them out w their team; done and done โ someone else has done all the thinking and worrying and moralizing so why would M waste time on that? but during the stakeout (deva is anti-agency btw) M says something to the effect of the agency wanting to keep what goes on with the ghouls under wraps, and the detective can sarcastically reply that โyeah i bet the agency likes to keep a lot of things that wayโ and M snorts and says โyou have no ideaโ almost bitterly. AND I JUST FIND THAT LITTLE MOMENT SO INTERESTING.. ESPECIALLY because the author confirmed that if the love interests had to choose between the agency/rebecca or the detective, romanced M would always choose the detective no hesitation.. just something i get a little crazy about
ooh another little one from book 1 sorry for being horny on main.. when M comes in to the detectives room before the dmb & Murphy attack and plonks themself on the chair legs spread dick and pussy facing the world. yeah. and then grabbing the detectives thighs? bye ๐
book 2 so full of good ones.. i fucking adore the carnival game w M though. probably the first moment i actually fr laughed reading the books ๐ญ thats when i knew i was in deep NONE OF THE OTHER ROUTES CARNIVAL GAMES COMPARE. and he does all that AND mooches for a prize and then just fires the wolf cub at you. agent motherfucker fr
i was gonna cheat and combine the sex scenes but actually one that stands out over the obvious ones is after you go to tina or verdas place (tinas route for deva): the car ride back to the warehouse w mason is sooo soft and really hammers home how in sync and subconciously aware M & the detective have become regarding each others comfort & needs.. and then when his seat jumps back and he falls.. so cute. the hesitation before the kiss. that everything is deliberately slow and new again even if M & detective have already slept together.. i love that car scene sm because you really see how thrown off balance M has become โ literally and figuratively
and number five i AM gonna cheat and give a holiday magic answer because it truly fucked me sideways
i said it before in a separate post but the amount of times Mason moans and groans about having to do something extra or putting in effort regarding anything throughout the series.. but with the detective he is TRYING.. AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHY he doesnโt even know why. im taking a bath with a toaster
obligatory honorary mentions to rooftop scene, crystal scene etc etc but also to the book 3 combat training scene if youre playing a super bold detective . i almost feel sorry for him on a deva run
#THANK YOU EZRA!!!!<333 this was so fun#i could write abt M forever & honestly i might do that eventually#but prob best to wait til im sober ๐ฏโโ๏ธ#ask#twc mason
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regarding your rant on frances design: TELL ME ABOUT IT. tbh i think all the designs peaked with beautiful world, and everything after that was just...discount budget versions of whoever theyre supposed to be. the beautiful world designs are GORGEOUS on their own, but compared to world stars? theres no contest. some designs i do like, like england looks nice, if not a little too polished, and portugal is really cute, but everyone else just got twinkified and butchered. and i love a twink! i do! but they look like they could be swapped out with my little pony designs and it wouldnt make a difference. france to me will always be a blonde with a ponytail, a little unkempt, with chest hair and stubble and flamboyantly manly with a touch of tragedy. thats france to me. not whatever waif they cooked up in the more recent series
// ok ok i can't tell if u mean like ''oOOOh tell me about it' as a phrase or u actually are inviting me to tell you about it but i'm going to take it as permission to ramble <3 but im putting it under the cut so i dont spam
okok so UR SO RIGHT i think the new designs are so OFF... like it kinda lost the plot. the characters are all weirdly polished?
ok im just gonna run down the characters i have a lot of thoughts about CUZ my god
ENGLAND!!! its gotta be beautiful world
cuz the early seasons england gets his crankiness on point but this design fits just how cranky and posh(?) he is, like he dresses like an old man and wears outdated 'punk' fashion, he drinks tea like an old lady.. it fits hes cute and expressive.
this england isLOSING hair where did his EYEBROWS GO!!!! thats HIS WHOLE FUCKING CHARACTER but also i really dislike the change from him going from a dirty blond to a bleach blond... doesnt work...
i want my man to look like he has a nicotine addiction, rugged and smug as shit. i think they leaned too hard on the 'tsundere' trope for him cuz hes not puffy cheeks with pouty lips hes an old man with a laundry list of war crimes
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ROMANO
ok. this one is a little hard cuz romano is good in ever season but he has these little minor changes that drive me CRAZY but my favorite will always be the earlier seasons
this ver of romano was a NASTY bitch he just showed up to be an asshole and i love it so much , i love his hair being dark brown with brown eyes ok , at the minimum his design fit his voice...
for beautiful world i think hes cute but i really don't ? like his eyes being green? like i dont know it just never felt right to me:( i like him having brown eyes
and later his design leans into the prev but when u look at him u don't see that one guy who REALLY doesn't wanna be here hes . too soft?
and the newer romano does have the bad attitude but now he's suffering from the 'progressively becoming a ginger' syndrome that a lot of hws characters have now
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RUSSIA
my pick for him is all over the place bc i think his new design is SO FUCKING CUTE like i wanna bite him and crocodile death roll him but i think he is SUFFERING from cuteness.... hes so . soft?
earlier seasons of russia showed up just to say some morbid shit and be brutal as fuck but he could also lean into being cute, thats his whole gimmick, cute but scary. his current design is cute with no threat.
i think beautiful world had that balance between cute and scary, he was cute and say mean shit like before and was ready to throw down any time america showed up, thats his whole deal. and you know at the bare minimum he's supposed to be fucking BIG and world stars makes him look like a fucking twink
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SPAIN
beautiful world was WORKING to make spain look good, he was ugly . he was boring. and then he walked in with a new tan and a warm hair color and the cutest smile (tho its hard to find pics of spain in these seasons cuz hes younger in a lot of them) and then it's just
what the hell happened here. i feel like im going insane but did his skin tone get ashy? like it looks more grey. and i know saying spain is 'tan' is generous but what the fuck happened. why did all his colors dull, why is his hair so . boring. where did the body mass go, where did the attitude go... world stars spain is very 'head empty' and not in a good way ....
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CHINA
one of the most overlooked characters but i love him
i think my favorite ver of him is still his original cuz i preferred him with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes and he's side part... it was so cute... and they swapped it for a middle part .... </3
like he was so cute ;; plus i preferred him as this kinda irritable older know it all character, like he was groaning and huffing and did NOT want to be there. but then he kind of got? infantalized(?) i think they wanted him to be cute but idk if china is considered one of the ancient nations by its own rules, then can we tone down the :333 factor on him a bit
like just comparing but this might be me raise hands at hima for this characterization. what did you do to my boy
like do u see it. am i crazy
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these bitches
these 4 just suffer from success in their OG and the beautiful world just made them way better (except i miss italy's darker hair </3) and then they just got handed bad animation in world stars
ok thats all i have time for rn BUT YEAH
#THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT#I LOVE WHEN I GET TO RAMBLE ABOUT THEM CUZ I HAVE LIKE 2 HETALIA FRIENDS THAT I CAN TALK TO.... </3#mun talks#ohh tumblr fucked up my formatting ....L
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Rank Naruto across the ages
ok...? objectifying naruto is my favourite pastime
10. Blank Period Naruto
he looks like a dork and a fed, this is what heterosexuality does to a mfer.
luckily he didnt look like this in real life, his face was still pretty round and his hair was longer. he did wear a jacket like that but with an orange uzushio shirt underneath, and orange and blue track pants like obito's.
9. The Last Naruto
he looks like hes in basic training. hate it. once again his face didnt look like that and his hair is stupid. naruto has never been one for fashion but he wouldnt dress like someone's dad at age 19, cmon now. its only slightly better than the blank period one because the scarf is a cute callback to his childhood.
8. Boruto Naruto
the outfit is fine. the haircut is awful. i like that we have matching capes. the face looks more like him than the others did. this one ranks higher than the others because of the dilf appeal but thats really all that redeems it. this scene too.
7. The Naruto that Loved me
after we lost our arms but before we got the implants. we spent a lot of time together before i left, so the manga/anime version of us feels very cold. he also wore a yukata during this time, not pants and a shirt. he said it was more comfortable that way. this is where they get closer to representing naruto as he is, so it ranks higher than the others even though im not too much of a fan.
6. Genin Naruto
hold your shocked gasps until the end. this is the version of naruto i had the most conflict with, it's probably the most painful and distant our relationship has ever been. even when we were apart as teenagers, i felt at peace with how i felt about him compared to this time period. it's just marked with fear, his obliviousness and his own problems with me and himself. but he was still mostly cute and soft here so it ranks high.
5. Enter, Naruto
the naruto you see at the start of the series. i kissed this naruto so there's sentimental value in him. but again, he really hated me and even though i thought it was funny i probably would've just preferred he didnt. the goggles are lame also.
4. Newborn Naruto
adorable and pure. i cried the moment he was born because i knew my life had changed. i want to protect him. he is my dream.
3. Naruto, the village Troublemaker
the naruto that started it all. a total dickhead. the birth of usuratonkachi. but somehow also always bringing me the peace i needed during the worst time of my life. the only reason hes here instead of 2 is because 2 was slightly cuter, but i wish i had been able to hold this version of him too.
2. Naruto, the village Pariah
i cannot understand how anyone can look at this cherub and push him around, pour water on him, scream, hit, and curse at him. he was somehow even purer than how he was as a newborn despite all the horrors he experienced as a child. the manga doesnt go into detail, the anime is more true to life but still doesnt even scratch the surface. there are still things i find out from him now that we're adults. this was the first time i saw him (except he was wearing a scarf then), and everything happened in a flash. the seed was planted in my heart.
Naruto, my hero
this is the naruto i fell in love with the moment i saw him. it's the naruto that blooms into everything he didnt exactly know he wanted, but what he did know he needed. when naruto and i die, this is probably the time period our souls will be stuck in. what else can i say about him? its the naruto who struggles the most, succeeds the most, hurts the most, hurts others the most, but we love the most because he is so human. and it gave us sage mode, which is super hot. and the general mesh shirt/half-naked beach babe vibe he gives off for a bit is also great for the eye. the naruto he is now is just a continuation of this one.
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ok so after i was freed from having to be on my dog's schedule i came across a neat little game called Pseudoregalia a buncha people seemed to be recommending and looked pretty neat (and the protag is cute, sue me >.>)
now, normally, platformers drive me up the damn wall and i cant play them, because most of them give you tools you need to be EXTREMELY precise with, but Pseudoregalia makes it feel like you can fuck up and still manage to scrape by depending on what abilities you've picked up
i had a few moments of genuine pain smacking my head into a wall over and over, but the movement is just extremely responsive and made it feel satisfying when i'd do something i dont think i was supposed to do at the time
there's only 2 main gripes i have with the game-- one, the combat is kinda ass comparative to the platforming; basic, un-upgradeable 1-2-3 ground combo, no aerial combo (in favor of getting a vertical boost for movement which is fine, but still a bit annoying if you dont realize you're in the air going for a combo. lock-on also doesnt move the camera to face the enemy which causes some awkward angles) two, it is criminally short, and a bit bare for collectables imo. most are behind locked doors and ones that arent are usually just health pieces. but im not too upset about collectibles cause if there were useless ones id just say they're useless so, there's that. but it really is far too short-- and i mean that in the most appreciative way i can; this game fucking rules and i want to play so much more of it but there's no more game after the major keys + final boss ;^;
tl;dr: i have my gripes, but the game is honestly phenominal and for 6 bucks I'd recommend it to literally anyone who just likes fun games, platformers, retro styles, or cute goat-cat-bunny women (im so goddamn normal abt Sybil i swear)
#cyspeaks#pseudoregalia#does this count as a game review?#i dont think that by definition it does but it is a big read#anyway ive beaten this game twice now and it's still so fun
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I saw your post about the Alberich surname and was curious about kaeya being half tayvatian! Can you explain that for me please? I miss and forget a lot of details and stuff in game, but I do genuinely love genshin lore related to khaenriah and kaeya! I also flip flop between kaeya being full khaenrian and being half whatever just because his star eye doesn't seem to be as pronounced as dainsleif for example. At least in game. (always zooming into his face to try and see the pretty star lol) Like I've seen the hc of his mom being sumeran and I think that's super cute! It could explain his darker skin tone compared to dainsleif and pierro? Or like idk the star trait has been deluted after many generations? Uh I've rambled a lot but I was just curious cuz I didn't know anything about him being half teyvatian!
IM SORRY I TOOK SO LONG *cries*
AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY EXITED THE TUMBLR APP WHICH DELETED EVERYTHING I TYPED OUT ๐๐๐ THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LONGER IM HEARTBROKEN
but anyway...THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
I think it would be better for me to come back to this after 3.5 that way I can confirm most of what I initially typed out, but heres a summary of what I've thought of
1. His name being the only one in the history of known Khaenri'ahns to originate from Hindu instead of Norse/Scandinavian
2. Due to the Hindu origin of the name, we can connect it to his constellation which is represented by a peacock- India's national bird as well as the representation for the Spantamad in the Akademiya.
3. Him being there for the 3.5 Archon quest in Sumeru as well as him getting a possible skin that is clearly half Sumeru and half Khaenri'ahn inspired
4. notes or letters from a member of the Alberich clan in Sumeru
5. Most known Khaenri'ahn characters have been pale-skinned (were unsure about Pierro due to dim lighting but even then, he and Kaeya might be related) with distinctly shaped four-pointed star pupils while Kaeya was designed differently (unsure if its because he's the first one released in-game, if its a diluted gene trait, or if it might be indicative that he is curseless)
6. Seemingly curseless or unnafected by the curse. Was even "blessed" by Celestia with a vision, which is already odd. He's still the only canonical Khaenriahn with one (clearly Celestia doesnt care whether you want a vision or not either)
If someone can elaborate please go ahead! I'm sure I've missed some!
***Additional notes mildly unrelated to this theory***
-The Alberich clan must have been known for their strategic thinking, war knowledge, and mind games if they were able to rise as the leaders for Khaenri'ah during the war. If I were a Sumeru scholar, I'd tap that too lmao
-Kaeya's name meaning "Monsoon flower" is oddly tragic yet fitting. The monsoon flowers thrive in the rainy season. Kaeya thrives during the rain as well. His main growth points and tragedies in life have happened in the rain. If it rains during the 3.5 archon quest i will scream and cry please note this.
- oddly enough i am more of a believer of the "Kaeya being frozen in time for 500 years" theory. Its possible! Olaf Katzlein got frozen for 300 after all! Some old Sumeran must have immigrated to Khaenri'ah prior to the Catalycism and got the Alberich started. Alberich clan being the smartest family in Khaenri'ah maybe?? hmm...
-Majority of teyvat suspiciously dont know that Khaenri'ahns are the hilichurls and the abyss order which means this might be forgotten history...which is weird because if its a supposedly slow acting curse then even in future generations there should still be slow-turning Khaenri'ahns right? If they purposely stopped repopulating then how did Kaeya come to exist? Pierro getting funky with whom??????? He has only been beside the Tsaritsa for the past hundred years... OH MY GOD WAIT CRACK THEORY TIME- Kaeya being the Tsaritsa and Pierro's son which explains the white streaks in his hair. No? Ok I'll stop lmao...unless?? NAH JK THIS AINT IT...or is it... JUST KIDDING I SWEAR-
That's all for now! Hope this helped others figure out the thought process behind the Half-Teyvatian Kaeya theory!
#kaeyachi asks#ive answered this finally!#IVE BEEN WANTING TO ANSWER IT FOR SO LONG#BUT MY JOB TOLD ME TO DIE FOR THEM AND I DID BECAUSE IM A MASOCHIST#kaeya#kaeya alberich#genshin impact#kaeya theory#khaenri'ah#what else do i tag here#sumeru???#i think i should wait for 3.5 before tagging sumeru#kaeya brainrot is still strong babes
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Well...since you said you like asks, I'd love to hear any Hunter/Kevin headcanons you wanna share??
(Also I love love LOVE your art of them so much fr, I love how you draw Hunter sm & despite personally not being into DEH, I still think your Conner drawings are fucking awesome too)
^-^ ๐ค
HELLOOO i love seeing you in my notis sm !! im so glad you like my metal lords fanart fr i swear thereโs only like 3 ppl in the fandom & 2 of those 3 are US ๐ญ๐ญ & omg i have so many hcโs for em ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
- ok SO . i genuinely think the one that would develop feelings would def be hunter . & prob has had a big ass crush on kevin for YEARS . & heโs a dumbass so heโll continue to crush on him for as long as they know each other . once kevin meets emily & get together , hunter has to see kev be happy with someone else & suffer in silence but ofc wont do NOTHING about it . so Yeah , it prob would be unrequited :((( iโve read some fics where kevin is doing the crushing over on hunter thing , which i also think is super cute & makes sense , but mans is way too busy being a dumbass too , hunter IS definitely the one in love with his best friend .
- hunter definitely uses he / they pronouns . & prob wears skirts bc they are comfy ( i have to draw that sometime ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ ) im a metalhead so i kinda go โ would hunter wear this โ while im wearing a band shirt & a black maxi skirt with demonias & if i go โ yea โ i kinda imagine him wearing it JDJDJ specially bc ik adrian greensmith wears skirts too .
- I DO SEE kevin & emily being together for a good while ( & again , meanwhile hunter is suffering in silence watching his crush be with someone else , hunter loves emily ofc because sheโs a badass & is also his friend , & if kevin is happy with her , hunter is ) & hunter prob dates some guys along the way ( ppl he meets at gigs or concerts etc )
- after rehab ( bc hunter Goes back for his anger management issues ok im forcing him back there ) , hunter is less aggressive & violent & doesnt hold a grudge on emily ( the old hunter would tho , & would be so damn jealous she gets to kiss kevin & he doesnt bruh ) & she prob does his makeup or paints his nails ๐ซถ๐ซถ
- kevin does enjoy playing d&d ok he has a face that says โ i make sick ass campaigns โ i just KNOW IT
- hunter bought them tickets for their first concert in middle school ( probably motรถrhead or slipknot ) & kevin had to sneak out to be able to go ๐ญ๐ญ i do think all of hunterโs shirts come from concerts !!! & once kevin gets more into metal he even gives him some to wear ( ik his nasty ass has a whole closet filled with band shirts & they REEK )
- hunter tries to teach kevin to play guitar ๐ซถ it doesnโt go well kevin fucking sucks
THESE ARE SO SILLY i just love that movie & these charas sm because they are so Normal & fun compared to my other fandoms ( where itโs just Blood & killing & Suffering ) so with kevin & hunter is lighthearted stuff ๐ค tysm for the ask !! & im also so so glad you enjoy my connor stuff <3 ik itโs a lot between the metal lords stuff so tysm for still being here ! ๐ค
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i absolutely love lip products like i have like 19 of them so im gonna rate most of em hehe โง๏ฝฅ๏พ:*
-๐ง๐ค๐ข&๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ช๐๐๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ (#6 figfig) : 10/10
the absolute best tint ever istg romand outdid themselves with this one. its super pigmented and literally lasts forever, like i finished a three course meal and i still have the pigment on my lips. the packaging is ok but it makes up for it with the absolute amazing formula inside of it
-๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ก๐ซ๐๐ฉ (#28 mauveful nude): 8/10
ok so the pigment is definitely there + the color is super cute butttttt the formula is kinda drying so points off because it definitely doesnt keep ur lips moisturized at all but it hides like those lip cracks so extra points hehe (a bit pricey tho)
-๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐๐จ๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ (#1 paradise found and #4 never settle): 6/10
first of all the packaging is super cute and its pretty cheap compared to most lip tints so props to barenbliss for that BUT. the tint goes away pretty fast and doesn't stay as long so i definitely wouldn't recommend it to people who take makeup seriously but for beginners and daily use, this should be your go to lip tint + the smell is incredible
-๐๐๐๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉ (#2 night milk): 6/10
i think this is a Chinese brand idk but anyways this is a pretty good gloss imo but it doesn't stay on for long but it's pretty affordable and the packaging is sooooo cute
-๐ฎ.๐ค.๐ช ๐จ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ข๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฅ (#4 high five): 5/10
ok so price really tells for this one uhh its super affordable but like the formula is drying and if you have like cracked lips it will show so this really is just a beginner product imo
-๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐๐จ๐จ ๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ (#3 reddy ready): 5/10
my opinion on this one is the same as the other bnb product but it has one less point because i do not like the scent at all but its super travel friendly (it can literally become a keychain)
-๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฅ ๐๐ค๐๐ฉ (#bloody mary): 7/10
this is actually pretty good, hides the lip cracks pretty well but its not transferproof (idk if its supposed to be) its super cute but more pricey than like other local brands like y.o.u and emina
-๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง ๐ก๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐ง๐ช๐ข (#2 mist): 5/10
emina is a beginner brand so thats explainable (super affordable tho)
ok thats enough ill like make a part two one day
#makeup#lilybyred#emina#barenbliss#y.o.u#romand#rom&nd#peripera#chicute#korea#china#brand#review#makeup review#affordable#makeup products#make up#product review#beauty#beauty product#beauty products
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ok im gonna start with ones i like and molds i like that are returning
first of all these cats the small longhair (first one) is very cute i like the colors and the asymmetrical ear. and the second one is one of my favorite cat molds ever so im so happy to see it back and the third one is kind of not quit there but i really like the purple and the green and the white it reminds me of Seren sort of but the hues are just a little off. still good i want it
they returned deer which i think are very cute and didn't get enough pets originally and eye symbols !? AND FOXES ARE BACK !!! a couple of these new ones have symbols as a weird rarity thing i think but it doesnt actually mean anything. and i just think the woodpecker and snow leopard is cute and the baby skunk/squirrel (they used it interchangably) is so good colorwise
on molds ive never fucking seen before in my life: i admire their dedication to pulling very strange, late-game molds that only got used once or twice (especially from the petriplet sets, they returned the polar bear baby molds as well). i had to scour the website for that turtle mold ive NEVER seen it before
they used the wolf body with the husky head to make a standing mold and its too shaggy for a husky but you know what. resourceful. even though there was already a standing mold made for this head ! im surprised they havent returned the last husky mold because it was only ever used 3 times (one as a g4 blind bag, so two times) but theyve used this one several times now
AND THE NEW MOLDS... YES THERE'S TWO NEW MOLDS!!! i'm mixed on them. theyre cute! the sloth feels like it's closer to that late g3 feel, and the capybara is a little... odd, but it's a hard face shape to work with in this style. i think my main thing is the eyes don't feel sculpted enough into the heads? there's a bump for the eye, but it's hard to explain. on original molds the eyes were often "sunken in"?
big image so you can see it, but if you look you can see they have a sculpted "in-set" effect, to closer mimic the effect of glass eyes and stuff (they did do a couple of those in the original runs, too!), with the sort of curved cheek and ring around the eye that slopes inward. the newer molds are more sticker-like: they have a raised area for the eye to go, but lack the sculpted in-set effect which is making them look more off compared to the originals than they actually are. it's easiest to see that on the capybara but the sloth actually looks a little closer but still too flat (though it's hard to tell based on the -2 pixel image i have
and the other thing you may have noticed is the
REALLY strange color choices they keep doing? i like bright, colorful oversaturated 'ugly' color palettes but i am kind of confused what the thought process is behind some of these. especially the first usage of their capybara molds being so bright and random and the woodpecker's blue beak? and the kiwi is cute, but the orange is just Too orange and the blue and yello is just Too Much its all very very very saturated. in irl pics its a little better but still clearly really saturated paint that looks like A lot, like the shades are just a little off where they should be
also i cant find pictures but there's supposed to be two new toucans and a PEACOCK so win for me
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gross rambling under the cut
ok so omegaverse nationverse. normal humans but omegaverse nations bc they're a bunch of weirdos anyway.
my favorite little omega empire england <3 such a terrible mummy lol
with america out of the picture, canada is by all accounts arthur's favorite child. and he's so loyal and such a good boy and he's so young too compared to alfred. physically i mean. so he takes matthew's youth as a good sign that hes not going to run off and become "independent" any time soon. bc hes a good and loyal lad. good boy.
but eventually matthew does grow up, still quicker than mummy did but not as quick as his twin, and eventually he hits nation puberty and presents as an omega, which sort of surprises arthur but not really. he was expecting him to be a beta but omega is fine too. he doesnt care that much.
oh but what if matthew goes into heat while visiting england, and all he wants is arthur to rub against and hold tight. and arthur is trying to soothe him in every way he can without. yknow. oh god he wants to avoid it but he knows nothing will satisfy matthew except arthur fucking him and arthur's not even an alpha but he doesnt want anyone else touching his little dominion especially not alfred or francis who might be the only alphas matthew would want and the very thought of matthew getting knotted by either of them works arthur up so much and mattie just wants his mummy he wants arthur to hold him and kiss him.
of course being as old as he is and an omega himself, arthur knows the trick of how an omega can satisfy themself in heat, but he quite likes the way matthew begs for him and hes just sooooooo cuteee kyaaaaaa so he has a bit of fun teasing him and fucking him and generally ruining their mother/eldest daughter relationship before he fists him and mattie cums so hard and he passes out and woah that was such a short heat i thought they were supposed to last a full week..... arthur is amused by this and gives matthew The Talk.
uagh and just the aftercare of it too arthur bathing matthew while he's coming back to being lucid, arthur asking if he's alright, does he need anything, did he feel comfortable, is anything wrong. after all arthur was only doing what matthew told him to but also matthew was in heat soooooo.... arthur knows its a grey area and he let his own selfishness and possessiveness get in the way of taking care of his favorite-child-by-default and he took advanatage of the situation and he doesnt want matthew to hate him forever. and matthew is a little shy about it but mostly pretty zen because he really did want arthur and what already happened has happened. and its weird bc mattie is a worrier but. hes not worried. bc he just came so hard he's like the opposite of fucked silly. fucked normal. fucked serious. and hes like yeah mom i hope u dont think it's weird or gross... thanks for helping me out i appreciate it...
so anyway i think that they do plan their visits to each other around their heats bc they have a cute thing going on. even to this day.
alfred finds out about this and thinks its gross ick yucky. how do two omegas even have sex. it cant be sex without a knot. alfred is an expert in sex because he gets knotted every world meeting by every other alpha in the world.
#shut up luci#sorry i said all this. i love omega/omega i love mother/daughter and i love eng/can#so together u get this
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ok random longpost but like. im 3 months on T here. obv the changes r becoming more and more obvious compared to where i started. like my voice is starting to sound not only lower but slightly thicker which is REALLY nice it's exactly what I've been waiting for. the facial hair has plateued a bit since month 2 it's pretty much the same BOO. but whatever
but like the biggest like unexpected change that's like insane compared to where i started is my stomach hair. like the change is DRAMATIC like I've not been a huge fan of my stomach most of my life it's just kind of been there but like now the way the hairs grown on it so far is like... i really really like it. like i KNOW its like random as hell but like
see heres the thing. ive always kind of mostly recognized myself from shoulders up and rhen whatevers below is just what it is. it was never like Bad just didnt feel like its Me ykno esp if clothes doesnt cover everything. but now its like. now my stomach is starting to look masculine in a way it didnt before and it feels like it like . Belongs to me now. and kind of pulls the whole thing together like feels like the entirety of me is starting to look like Me ykno. and also in general bely cute like im a bely guy lol
#obv not all changes are Good many of them are just Neuteal and some are a bit bad#but ykno part of the deal#i would post a pic but its like weird to do that so like just imagine it in your head#q-rambl3#t-rambl3
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you are so cute and sweet but UR PINTEREST BOARD LINK DOESNT WORK FOR ME be still my tender heartโฆโฆ that is ok im imagining it in my mind palace. unfortunately i actually am like. kind of a freak and all my ideas live in my brain space and jumbled notes + so i donโt have anything fic-specific BUT. i Will grant you my kevin (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6jtCq6lXKxJeaIEEZ4mNoO?si=HZJJ-rwTTmShM8z1bL7M7A&pi=u-HaC1d26IRgKR) and jean (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0s4McJXNv5B0kM3zkcmWMv?si=PTIG6mYSTG2mvhqrbL7dDA&pi=u-9TZa7fgfQnS-) playlists respectively. i listen to them + my aftg playlist a lot while writing and many of the songs in them make me think of kerejean anyway :3
i am an unrepentant jeredrew enjoyer. i think they would make the silliest bffs possible. that lucky-slice art was soooo special to me. andrew just, of course, immediately hates kevin and jean and doesnโt trust their intentions. especially because of how they meet which i donโt know if we need to get into now... the feeling is very mutual though (and kevin is salty because in his last year of college he tried to have andrew recruited to the foxes and andrew ignored the hell out of him and followed jeremy to USC instead). the antics and dynamics are very very fun to write. jean compares what andrew is to jeremy as what neil is to kevin at one point and kevin is scandalized.
also due to the contents of this blog i feel like ive really undersold this fic by not mentioning the BITING sooner. i just think you need to know thereโs lots of casual biting. of all varietiesโฆ. Heheh. kevin warns jeremy that jean is a biter very early on and refuses to acknowledge the fact that he too likes to nibble on boyfriendsโฆโฆ jeremy joins them ^-^ kevin complains so much when heโs being attacked by both of them. theyโre really cute and very special to me
I'M SO SORRY LOVIE ITS UP NOW....... i forgor it was a secret board...... BUT NOW IT IS NOT >:)
CAN I SAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! YOUR KEVIN PLAYLISTTTT..... more than a woman by the bee gees you really understand it all so very clearly. acolyte!!! and vienna :) AND KILLER QUEEN WHICH MADE ME REALLY HAPPY and northern downpour too....... i always love when kevin playlists specifically include this very deliberate kind of popular classics that never go away..... and i especially always love when kevin playlists have cheerful joyful music too..... it gets boring listening to the same sad songs again and again! MORE THAN A WOMAN MADE ME REALLY HAPPY LOL kevin day... you are more than a woman to me...!!! just as a last comment the kids arent alright is such a kevinsong i'm so glad you had it too.... blessed be the boys time cant capture :)
i love your jean playlist too!!! It just had more songs i didnt know hehe but i loved glory and gore.... right where you left me;;;; first time by lucy dacus! AND NINA CRIED POWER. i think jean is such a hozier character to me the jean song of all times is 'it will come back' i think it's very how i see him. I ALWAYS WANNA DIE (SOMETIMES) awhagag...... AND ONCE MORE TO SEE YOU which is i fear kevjeanisms to the extreme.... only friend :) these were so lovely thank you i love it i love it all
i was wondering if i ever shared my jean playlist here and i dont think so because it was rather unfinished after all but decided to work some more on it and here it is! and my kevjean too but this one's a LOT more messy! you were warned!!!!
KANDREW BEEF :-) for me you have to have them growing closer later on.... please..... i need jeremy to be disconcerted because kevin gets along well with his impossible to get along with best friend. its important for me. is neil also a milf in this one? are you writing side andreil? so many questions!!!!!! AND BITING WHEH honestly this is all in terms with kevin (the normal nibbler, just autistic) and jean (Predator Instincts Only Slightly Dulled From Years Of Domestication). where does jeremy fall in the spectrum? THEY SHOULD ATTACK KEVIN as often and as hard as possible.... remind him of the food chain a little bit. sir you are under this 23 year old how do you feel. i feel like this age thing really is incredible sorry. maybe its because with canon jeremy is older than kevin but im getting light headed thinking about it..... kevin getting mauled by some guy who just graduated from college. and also of course
kevin taking a stolen drag from jeans cig: isnt that weird? when you were starting highschool i was already in college
jeremy: can yuo put that out on me. please
#jeremy: i love milfs i mean milfs no i mean milfs no milfs i meant kevin#ALSO CAN I GET MORE JEANFO (JEAN INFO) what does he think about keremy??? hows he doing... just curious!#whats my babybel cheese in the form of a man doing#asks#kerejean#kerejean fic anon
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Ranking the Shrek/Puss In Boots movie villains
Those who know me know I love vilains ,and I was interested to see how the Shrek /Puss in Boots villains stack up .
Ones I am not including are Goldilocks and the Three Bear Crime Family cause in my mind they arent villains at all ,they are antagonists but they arent evil at all ,nor am I including the Poison Apple crew ,simply cause they are more henchmen then full on villains (If I do my favorite Shrek side characters ,Captain Hook will definately be on the list though )
First off I dont dislike any of these villains,they all have their moments ,but I am ranking these from least favorite to favorite
Also spoilers
8. Jack and Jill-Puss In Boots (2011)
I love the concept,I have a thing for outlaw couples,Billy Bob Thornton and Amy Sedaris give enjoyable performances (ESpecially Sedaris ) and they have a cute running joke with Jack wanting to settle down and have a baby while Jill is all for continuing in crime . However while they are set up as the main villains ,they kind of take a back seat to Humpty Dumpty ,and frankly they are a touch generic compared to other Shrek villains
7.Humpty Dumpty -Puss In Boots (2011)
OK Humpty very much conflicts me because on papaer he is one of the most interesting Shrek villain ,basically being not only Puss's best friend but his brother ,but went down a far darker path.He feels like an outcast ,and resents Puss for finding his place as well as ,for in his eyes abandoning him,when in actuailaity it was a situation he caused and the only main villain to realize his own mistakes.He should be high up right?.....WEll the problem is while he is well written,I think Zach Galifanakis is SO miscast and I dont care for his performance .Also frankly....I HATE his design ,I'm sorry he is really unpleasent to look at ,he is very unsettling,
6.Prince Charming from Shrek 2 (2004) and Shrek the Third (2007)
PRince Charming is the only villain to be in multiple films ,and he frustrates me .....BEcause I cant put him higher.I love his concept, he is a vain Prince who feels he is owed his happilly ever after ,and in the third film he leads an army of villains to get that.I love Rupert Everetts performance who balances the dashing prince and petulent villain sides well.....My problem is ....He doesnt feel like a threat .See in Shrek 2 ,he is the secondary villain ,as his mother the Fairy Godmother is the main villain ,and when he comes back in Shrek 3, he has been so humiliated and hit rock bottom ,I kind of feel too sorry for him and dont see him as an intimidating bad guy . I
5..Rumplestiltskin- Shrek Forever After (2010)
I debated putting him higher,cause he is effective .A wicked deal maker who resents Shrek for saving Fiona before he could trick her parents into signing a deal with him .He's kind of fun and sinister ,and I am kind of fond of Walt Fohrns very odd line delivery ,his high voice is kind of afun mix of silly and kind of creepy .He isnt higher cause well he feels too similar to both the Fairy Godmother and Lord Farquaad ,just a bit sleazier .I think he is fun but not top tier
4.Lord Farquaad from Shrek (2001)
Farquaad is the first villain of the Shrek series ,and probabbly the most passive villain,he isnt as active as the other villains,but he plays well for the themes of the film. He is a guy obsessed with perfection and looks down on those who he sees as not fitting his idea of perfection,namely Fairy tale creatures .....Basically this guy isnt far diffrent then real powerful bigots. He is also highly entertaining with some great lines and is played wonderfully to hammy perfection by John Lithgow and I do think he has a great design.My biggest issue with him is the short jokes at his expense are kind of terrible and I dont think he is as interesting as the top 3 villains
3.The Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 (2004 )
The person who makes happily ever aters happen and decides who they happen too .Pissed off that her machinations to have Fiona marry her son, Charming ,went wrong ,she seeks to find a way to get rid of Shrek .She is so wonderfully manipulative,Jennifer Saunders gives such a marvelous performance,she hilarious while also being intimidating.....Plus she gets one hell of a villain song with her cover of Holding out for a Hero
2.Big Jack Horner -Puss In Boots The Last Wish (2022)
Big Jack Horner is a crime kingpin/Pie magnet who seeks to find the wishing star to gain access to all the magic in the world .....Jack Horner might be the most unappologetically evil person in the Shrek universe.Where other villains at least try to pretend to have redeeming qualities ,Jack Horner is a vile monster ,who doesnt care who he has to kill to get what he wants,and he knows,he re4vels in how vile he is ....And it makes him so funny .I adore John Mulaneys performance, for years I have thought he would play a really good villain,and I was proven right .His designb is great too cause he has this intimaidaing hulking body and stuture but topped with this baby face and pink hair , I adore it . I also like that while the film full of characters who grow and change ,Horner is the one character who refuses to ,he litterally rejects the idea of a concience in the form of the Ethical Bug .He is a hilarious cartoony villain who was close to getting the top spot
1.Death -Puss In Boots the Last Wish (2022)
I struggled for a while over who would be number one between Death and Big Jack....But DEath wins.....Because he is the most personal and frightening villain in the Shrek verse to one of the main characters , because he is the embodiment of Puss's fears.He is the opponent Puss cant beat ,and the oppoenent every one must meet .I have hears some say he isnt a villlain....No ,he is.He isnt doing his job ,he isnt trying to teach Puss.....He WANTS to kill him,and is enjoying the chase .Its personal with Death ,Puss has mocked him and not valued life and he wants to SAVOR killing Puss .This might be the best example I have seen of Death as an advesaroy .He is designed beautifully,a red eyed wolf ,with the forma of a raven on his face ,weilding sickle and wearing a black hood,with WAgnar Moura giving a chilling performance .I also love his whistle which creeped me out everytime he showed up. He stands out among the Shrek villains,cause he is the most serious and by far the scariest .I condsidered leaving him off....But the truth is he is my favorite villain in the Shrek/Puss In Boots series
Well thats my list ,who is your favorite
@autistic-prince-cinderella @ariel-seagull-wings @angelixgutz @amalthea9 @goodanswerfoxmonster @marquisedemasque @princesssarisa @filmcityworld1 @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland
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Ok so by the request of @j2lx, a 500 word essay on any topic thats related to the people i simp for. And hence, i proudly present,
WHY CHROMES ARCLIGHT FRAME BEATS GLORY AND DESERVES BETTER
Here are my criterias. (Disclaimer everything here is purely my own opinion and my love for chrome)
1. Voicelines and poses
2. Coatings (yes i know theres a vampire skin but im in global and even then why that when abs)
3. Fight animations
4. The dorm chibis
5. Affection story
(And now before i go any further, yes i play all my games with chinese dub if they have it, but yes, i also call the commandant shikikan)
Voicelines and poses
I could go on a whole day about this but look arclight needs more lines. In comparison to the newer character frames, he has so few poses. BUT HIS LINES AND LITTLE GESTURES MAKE ME GO INSANE.
Like look at him going all shy and there are what, 5 of them?? Just imagine if we had more, how cute they would be. CHROME BEING SHY IS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE.
More examples^^ of his voicelines
And then we have the glory frame
These are literally the only 2 that make me feel anything but even then. IT DOESNT COMPARE TO ARCLIGHTS VOICELINES. Its almost as of he's grown a little more distant from shikikan after the new frame :(
Next Coatings
So since we have the standard ultima looks above, lets go with those first. So i wont deny that the glory frame looks better. (it's what made me get chrome after all) But i love the little ear decives chromes arclight frame has. Theyre jsut so cute but overall, in terms to standard frames, glory wins.
Now onto the frames you can buy
^glorys
Its cool and a little better than a similar one arclight has
^^im talking about this one
BUT
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You can see why. I dont need to say it. (Also, yes, i do have that camu skin. iykyk)
And therefore. My final conclusion is that arclights frame win this. I havent bought that skin yet but I'll probably get it soon.
Ok update: Halfway through writing this i decided yknow what, im pretty sure i have a lot of coating blueprints. Its only 49??? Such a steal. I still have soooo many coating sketches that i havent exchanged yet.
Can you hear me screaming? HES SO HOT GODDAMN SKJDKHDKAJSJK. NO REGRETS.
And.... onto fight animations
Ignore the terrible gameplay and the fact. its incredibly fast and the fact that im lagging a bit. I have absolutely no control over my dodges i know, im working on it.
(i wanted to add another short vid of arclight as the starter because he just looks so pretty but alas, tumblr wont let me so imma just gonna fangirl over that in another post)
Very honestly speaking, glorys animations and effects are better. Especially when the game ends and if youre caught in the midst of his signature or some attack. Although I'll admit that sometimes we get really strange angles
I cant really decide but I'll pick glory on this one. Simply because its really fun to just randomly ping an orb towards the end and hopefully get a cooler looking pose right before they play the battle end animation.
(theres gonna be a pt. 2 for this. i have so many photos and tumblr isnt letting me put more than 10 so-)
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