#*calculator noises*

[kitchensinksurrealism]

for some reason everything I did when I was 17 was so interconnected that I can't repeat any of it without the rest of it all coming back. if that makes sense

[canonkiller]

thinkin

[lokijiro]

Suggestion :

Mycroft was sent to do fieldwork a couple of times when he was younger and had just started working for his country. To his chagrin, he was good at it, but he hated it. He made it a point to prove to his employers that he was far more useful running things than wading in.

Thankfully, he was quickly considered to be indispensable at home, and too valuable to be sent on such missions.

No one is surprised when years later Mycroft successfully and effortlessly infiltrates a Serbian military organization.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

dash quick who is ur fav saberface

[radaverse]

I have a question for ToM: Why was Noise on the title card for On My Own even though he never showed up?

Hey pal! Glad you asked ✨

Welp, yeah I was a bit concerned about that. Noise was originally intended to show up on On My Own, but I then realized every chapter was an average of 10 pages, so I couldn't have Noise's first appearance there.

Looks like I have to change the title cards. Noise's probably getting in the thing either on Chapter III or Chapter IV

More probably on IV, since the third one is intended to focus on Fake Peppino after the incident (just like II focuses on Peppino)

Thank you so much for asking! 💙

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

See. It's like I know that if something makes you happy then it isn't a stupid purchase because it makes you happy. But man just hearing an outside source say it is different. Brain and the power of validation or something.

Anyway, apperently the little Dr.C Fingz can't be shipped in an envelope because the post office won't allow something that isn't completely flat. This information and me asking my co-worker what his rule of thumb for buying something stupid is which lead to the "if it makes you happy then it isn't stupid"

[wander-wren]

hey guys look i made a tiny mushroom keychain

[panther-os]

"Xianxian is three" this, "Xianxian is one" that, in FoxXian AUs, if humans reach adulthood at 18-20 and hulijing reach adulthood at 50, then hulijing Xianxian at 16 is approximately five and a half, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[zonaraze]

solo: i'm going to fight sirius 2 days from now. geo: is that earth days or fm-ian days? solo: what, you think i have the time to convert how long it takes for planet fm to revolve around their star to how long it takes for earth to revolve around the sun?? fm-ian days. geo: uhh, mega, how long is that in earth time? mega: um…i forget. geo: MEGA THIS IS IMPORTANT solo: whatever, just fight me

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geo: solo, i REALLY can't lose to you right now, because that means i'd have to pulse out, and it already took me a whole earth day to get here! i'm not walking all the way back here again! solo: you think you have it sooo rough. i've been sleeping here for a week guarding this entrance to the black hole server. geo: WHAT! why are we fighting, you should pulse out and get some rest! solo: it was an fm-ian week. it's not that bad geo: I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS

[k-kaez]

HAHAHA IVE BEEN SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL BUT THEY HERMITCRAFT ON SATURDAY??? ONE DAY FROM NOW??? JOEL ??? SKIZZ ???

[munchboxart]

Is anyone a mechanical keyboard head here

[lesbianseaweed]

i just finished my final math exam

it was a national exam, really important, that'll determine my future

it lasted 3 hours

and for those 3 hours

i had a song stuck in my head

and that song was the intro to Sophia the First

[monster-noises]

I have little to no interest in actually Watching Arcane

But by god, I've got a mutual who's whole Deal is Jayvik and when I tell you that I have osmosed those messy gays into my heart like Dang..........

[dustcollectingbones]

tired of writers putting in too much effort in realism in little things without recognition so from now on every single story, novel, ao3 fanfic, book, show, movie, etc. i watch with even a smidge of violence or military actions will be expected to contain 100% realistic and time period-accurate ballistics, military practices, martial arts, and logic. i will think less of you if you fail to meet my criteria of realism.

[prosypepper]

cw: smut, screaming, unprotected p in v, toji being..himself. 18+ mdni!

toji fushiguro likes to make his girls scream.

usually it’s no trouble—he’s pretty experienced in the bedroom, obviously. he’s got a record of thirty-two seconds he set a while ago, as terrible as it sounds.

but you—his pretty new girlfriend—are giving him some trouble.

it’s been almost an hour. he’d done everything—oral, different positions, even that thing with his fingers that’s sure to make someone scream. yet you’re quiet, clinging onto his neck, only sounds falling from your lips are small gasps and itty bitty moans.

for your first time together, toji wanted to take things slow— but it’s not good enough. so, toji switches it up yet again.

he manhandles you to flip over, shoving a pillow under you—something he’d read a while ago and had yet to try out. his hands push your knees into your chest, keeping you open, before sliding his cock back in painfully slow.

you don’t complain or make any noise again, you just rest your hands on his big shoulders and hold on. then toji begins—sliding all the way out and shoving his length right back in.

that elicits the first loud moan you’d given him. if he didn’t know any better, toji would’ve thought he’d been doing a bad job this whole time.

and he thrusts again, slow, yet hard, punctuating each thrust with a sharp stop. you go quiet again, closing your eyes and focusing on the sensation of him—and he hits it.

“oh fuck.”

your voice comes out trembling, a little whiny, yet nothing close to a scream. toji picks up his pace, thrusts still calculated and mean. he hits your g-spot so accurately and aggressive, the sensation bubbling up inside you quickly.

toji sees it, heightened senses be damned, his eyes locking onto your expression. you’re biting your lip, squeezing your eyes shut, digging your nails into his shoulder. you’re like a balloon about to pop, pumped too full you can’t help what comes out of your mouth.

“fuck! fuck you!” you scream, eyes shooting open wide when toji penetrates your g-spot again, rudely.

“aw, that ain’t nice, baby,” toji coos, knowing you don’t mean any harm in your yelling.

you’re just overwhelmed by pleasure, he gets it—toji knows he’s good. he can feel your thighs trembling, your cunt spasming around him every time he hits that sacred spot so deep inside you.

“oh my god—ugh—shit!” curse after curse falls from your lips, only causing toji’s grin to get wider and wider. your moans aren’t pretty in any sense—each noise is ugly and visceral and raw.

toji is eating it up.

“let it out,” he rasps with a laugh, angling his hips to pound even harder into your tight walls.

your fist clenches together and you bang the side of it on toji’s hard bicep. he doesn’t stop, not even after all your exclamations and yelling, because he knows you don’t want him to.

toji doesn’t want to, either—he won’t be satisfied until you lose your voice.

[anjanahalo]

Why do I have to apparently hunt for Deep Lore to make an alarm on a macbook?