#*edgy bitch oh my god i hate him sm

[solipseismic]

liebster award !

rules: thank the blogger that nominated you. answer the 11 questions the blogger asked you. nominate 11 bloggers. ask your nominees 11 questions. notify your 11 nominees

thank u @storyhole !! ur honestly such a treasure, thank u sm for the tag <33 (original post here). i have. so many tag games that r sitting in my drafts (and an ask im so sorry) and i promise i am working on them god bless

1. what inspires you to work on writing most?

dreams and thots. ideas ambush me all the time. thinking about how i can develop different characters or storylines; writing is kind of a way of venting to me, i guess? like yeah publishing is technically the ultimate goal but a big, big portion of writing is self-fulfillment. i like being able to remember things and the idea of being remembered 

2. what's the weirdest rabbit hole of research you've gone down?

uh... i don’t research a lot because the majority of my approach is ‘fuck around and find out’ but i do vividly remember researching oil rigs and oil mining towns for a short horror story i wrote... last year i think? and by the way, yeah, oil rigs themselves are creepy as fuck and the sound they make is very eerie, 0/10 would not recommend

3. what's your favorite trope to read? is it also your favorite to write?

read?? probably uhhh found family. it’s also one of my favorite to write but another good one is enemies to lovers. i don’t like reading it tho bc a lot of times bc the author often doesn’t develop the relationship properly

4. what 3 songs best embody your story's vibes?

UH. with demon eyes, it’s the end of the world as we know it (rem), homemade dynamite (lorde, sza, post malone, khalid), and boxing gloves (dbmk)

5. what do you do to combat writer's block?

i don’t really get writer’s block? i enjoy writing as a process, like typing itself is inherently soothing to me, so a lot of the time i’ll just throw gibberish onto the page or brainstorming and see what sticks. sometimes if motivation is feeling low, certain media helps - jon bellion acoustics, old killers / u2 songs, skating videos (specifically ivett toth, evgenia medvedeva, johnny weir, and kevin reynolds!), superhero or spy movies, or re-reading old writing

6. where would you want to live / visit most in your world / story?

there’s a tower in the center of anehaven that’s a massive skyscraper, one of the tallest buildings in new york. ira neda and alan sometimes hang around it and i. really love heights so i’d love to visit there u know

7. would you date any of your characters?

yyyyy,,,,, in theory yes, the majority of them. i only write the sexiest of characters, naturally

8. who is least comfortable at a party? most comfortable?

least - nixie. she hates crowds and socializing so she’d say her hellos and melt away after a few minutes. most comfortable, probably her older sister, danika

9. who most embodies "be gay, do crimes"?

definitely roman. not a home of sexual (pan) but yeah ... probably one of my most criminal ocs (but not in a murder-y way, just in a “in contempt of the government” kinda way). he has authority issues

10. who knows how to cook like a pro? who can't even make toast?

mmmmmmmost of mine know how to cook i think but the entirety of the cadre (ira neda, danika, rian, neri, etryn, The Deceased Yet Honorable adrian nemat) have cooking nights once a month where they all get together and cook up a bunch of shit and it’s pretty much never gone wrong. i bet noah harper can’t cook. little bitch boy

11. what color do you associate with your main character(s)?

ira neda - deep, velvety blue

cori - glass green 

noah - silver-blue

alec - golden-umber

alan - black*

okok and here we have questions :

1. do you have an oldest oc? a favorite oc?

2. what do you listen to while writing?

3. if you could give yourself of five years ago some writing advice, what would it be? specific to an idea / wip or nonspecific

4. is there anyone in your current wip cast that can bake a souffle?

5. are there any pieces of media (shows, books, movies, albums) that have inspired a specific oc or wip?

6. who’s your tallest oc? shortest?

7. do you have a found family group in your writing? who is it?

8. favorite genre to read? is it the same as your favorite to write? (can be specific like “high fantasy steampunk” or non-specific like “sci-fi)

9. where (what place; home, coffee shop, library) do you write the most? is it the same as were you want to write the most?

10. playlists or moodboards?

11. do you listen to white noise while writing? music? ambient noise? all three?

i. am so sorry if i am bothering u please let me know if i do (for future reference so i don’t bother u again please lmk please i am Begging) but uhhh tagging @andiwriteunderthemoon ,  @clownbasedintrigue ,  @adie-dee ,  @rhyaxxyn ,  @vitrichor ,  @radiomacbeth ,  @quilloftheclouds ,  @estrella-writings ,  @dustylovelyrun ,  @tamoria ,  @crowandmoonwriting  i’m actually. flabbergasted ik this many writeblrs wow kudos to Me many pats on the back all around i hope everyone is doing fantastic on this fine friday (friday????) evening. also kennedy i am fairly sure u already did this since u were the one to tag storyhole but ... if u wanted to do it again ... and same goes for u roman since storyhole. also tagged u

[xocasper]

BITCH OH MY GODDD I JUST READ KISS AND TELL?!?!?!!!

i dont know how i hadnt read it yet but oh my god i literally hate you so much that was the best fic ive ever read?? it got so poetic by the end wtf

my personal favorite line was "It seemed as though you had shed your exoskeletons, leaving nothing but the reality that laid beneath layers of labels and assumptions, facades and fronts." LIKE HOLY SHIT BRO YOURE SUCH A GOOD WRITER WHAT

i just love the entire ray's sister concept, and i realy really really love how you didnt make her all naive and sheltered (esp during the smut) because i love the older brother's best friend au but people always make the reader so embarrassing HAHAHA so i really applaud how you made her confident and even snarky at times. no secondhand embarrassment in this fic!

also the reader's friendship with the other guys is YES 🙌

just total chef's kiss all around, love you cas!

OKAY SEVERAL THINGS BECAUSE I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE RANT ON THE MAKING OF THIS FIC

1. i adore these long messages. i appreciate you sm <3

2. she’s a fucking masterpiece. i consider myself to be relatively humble but kiss and tell is my magnum opus. i will never beat her and i don’t think i want to.

3. i love writing poetic shit. i love metaphors and imagery. i think my favorite lines are either the entirety of the religious guilt passage (mainly “the taste of unholy desire graced gerard’s tongue, wicked truths and sugar-coated lies having him believe that sin would swallow him whole.” for some reason my best writing is done at ~5:30pm. i love that part. i think about it a lot, actually.) or the five senses passage! (i cant pick favorites here honestly. taste and smell absolutely fuck though, i love those lines. smoke and earth?? tongue and teeth and hands where they’re not supposed to be?? shakespeare could never!)

4. i actually wrote that part with a single stream of consciousness at roughly 1am in my notes app! i also do my best writing in my notes app, and i can’t figure out why.

side note: hearing about people’s favorite parts and when they tell me that they laughed at my jokes is the best feeling ever. i love your asks and comments so so much.

5. yeah, it was a really great request! i forgot to mention in the author’s note and stuff that i changed it to step to be more inclusive, but it’s only mentioned in the beginning. i have a couple half siblings and i’ve always considered them full, so i didn’t make it too obvious throughout the rest of the fic.

going along with being ray’s sister, i wanted to give her a sense of edginess that wasn’t overbearing. i feel like ray gets babied in a lot of fics, and i genuinely hate it. rather than making him all innocent, i gave him the overprotective brother role, and even then, i tried not to make it suffocating. he’s worried about her mixing in with the wrong crowds because he’s an outcast himself. he doesn’t baby her either, and they have a similar dynamic to the ways’, except ray’s a little more protective.

6. i didn’t want her to be naive either! the last thing i wanted was to give myself second-hand embarrassment, much less my readers. just because she’s younger doesn’t mean she hasn’t done the same shit. i don’t really picture her as a virgin with a perfect liver and lungs. fics that make the younger sister all innocent make me uncomfortable tbh; it feels like infantilization, which is frankly, really gross.

7. making the reader witty is my favorite thing to do. i don’t know why readers are never written as confident and sarcastic, and instead defaulted to boring and naive. live a little, make your reader less insufferable!

(now that i’m thinking about it, my favorite part might actually be the banter towards the end—“honey, your brother is gonna kick my ass if i sleep with you.” “baby, you’ve already got one foot in the grave for kissing me, and i’d hate for you to die a virgin.” where did that come from??)

8. i really wanted to highlight the fact that she’s friends with all of them! she’s not the annoying little sister; she’s actually pretty cool. i used the mikey way effect, if you will. frank and the reader have this goofy relationship, similar to their relationship with gerard but very platonic. they’re the kind of friends that would fake an engagement for free dessert.

mikey and the reader are the same age, and both pretty quiet compared to the rest of the group. i didn’t touch too heavily on it, but they’re definitely the kind of friends that can read each other with one look. they lay on his bedroom floor in comfortable silence and listen to music just to escape loneliness. all in all, they’ll do pretty much anything together because they simply love being around the other.

9. CAS. I AM UNWELL. I’VE ALWAYS LOVED NICKNAMES :,))

10. i love you too! thank you for reading and leaving the sweetest messages for me. it makes my day every time!

[acciostorian]

mae reads the kane chronicles: the serpent’s shadow the red pyramid

(aka we see mae go through many emotions in the space of 2-3 days)

holy fuck ive only got to the contents and the chapters have those classic pjo click bait titles i’m so happy rn

WAIT IM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT- the serpent’s shadow is the THIRD BOOK. uh-oh i almost fucked this whole series over lemme change the book real quick....

i’m literally on the first page and i’ve already been sent on a mission, so the kanes are THOSE bitches

SADIE AND KANE ARE BRITISH???? omg yes please

THEYRE IN LONDON MY HOME

never fucking mind they’re from LA

oh wait sadie was raised as a british kid. that’s very sexy of her.

carter be like, “you wouldn’t be interested in my dad’s lectures.” SHUT UP CARTER I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT EGYPTIAN PUNISHMENT

so sadie was raised in east london???? THATS SO SEXC BECAUSE ME TOO BOO

sadie has a british accent. a b r i t i s h a c c e n t.

FIT

“six years in london and she thinks she’s james bond” LMAO

sadie’s so emo/alt i love it. does rick always write his characters like this??

sadie pronounces it “mum” and carter says “mom”

it’s so refreshing to read mum ngl

sadie said bloke omg

i’m feeling carter’s pain. little sisters are shits and honestly sadie has the same vibes as my little sister and me and carter are quite similar. i hate this.

oh wow they really said sadie was too white for their family...

sadie did not HESITATE to be like, “yeah dad we’ll lock that guy in his office. mint.”

sadie telling the story is an experience

sadie said “maths” and “mates” in the same sentence. this is some refreshing shit.

sadie’s friends saying carter is hot is fucking hilarious. like it’s a classic piss-off to thirst over your mate’s sibling

THEYRE GETTING DEPORTED????

LMAO AMOS WAS LIKE, “yeah we don’t talk about manhattan. they’ve got their own problems. *cough percy jackson cough*”

i read thoth the god of knowledge as thot the god of knowledge

carter is right, amos has undeniable swag

philip of macedonia. the crocodile. cool.

i love how the greeks and romans be like “if we don’t honour the gods we’ll get SLAUGHTERED” and the egyptians are like “you know what? fuck the gods me and my homies hate the gods”

sadie kane would stab you in a back alley and dance to mcr as you bled to death and carter kane would take you to a museum, tell you everything about everything and then commit a terrorist attack

amos really went “don’t touch anything, the cats in charge and peace out bitches” and then fucking jumped off the balcony of his five storey mansion

sadie made that door go BANG

that fucking clay statue came to life and not one of them screamed. I WOULD SHIT MYSELF.

i’m giggling, all the greek/roman gods have really long/scary/cool sounding names like tartarus and chaos and nyx but the evilest guy in egyptian myth is called set. S E T.

please make muffin some crazy badass animal like crookshanks or swiftwind.

WHO DARES THROW HANDS WITH PHILIP?????

THE SHABTI FUCKING STOLE AN ARTEFACT THATS AMAZING

i love carter sm, even tho he’s scared as fuck he still picked up that ancient sword and was like “ig i’ll bash some heads in whilst sadie holds the cat”

MUFFIN JUST TURNED INTO SOME WARRIOR CAT LADY AND SHE INSTANTLY GAVE ME CATRA VIBES

every cat in new york is helping them

bast jacked that car like it was nobody’s business

i used to think the greek gods were stupid for having so many things to control but honestly the egyptians are taking the piss, do you really need a whole scorpion goddess?

the kane siblings are written so well. like i actually BELIEVE they’re siblings

i think carters gonna become a comfort character now... like i relate on another level. little siblings always take the spot light and you have to act level headed and calm because the younger ones start shit and you’re like “i gotta be the good one because my family would fall to shit if i didn’t behave.” so big kudos to carter, i love you

so carter’s a king huh? I DIDNT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT RICK I ALREADY KNEW HE WAS

zia was like “king tut?? ugh he was such a boy, there were waaaaay cooler tombs out there x x”

i read “nectanebo II” as “nintendo II” and i was like ??? when was that a thing

i drinking camomile tea whilst reading this and i feel so peaceful uwu

sadie really can do magic like THAT like bitch be like “i just copied what zia did and yeah it worked lol”

okay so i’m sorta feeling bad about sadies life rn but i’m still very pro carter

set’s laugh makes me uncomfortable. because when most villains laugh it’s usually described like “their laugh was like a knife, cold and sharp. i hates it.” but when sadie discribed set’s laugh she was like “it was warm and friendly. beautiful.” LIKE AAAA THATS A RED LIGHT

set: the god of theatre because gods dam is he a good actor

sadie saw some hot emo guy and was like “omg marry me”

iskandar be like “lmao imma speak in alexandria greek all the time but this girl bouta die? i switch to perfect english for dramatic effect”

woooOooaaaah SLOW DOWN THERE BUDDY, tongue tattoos???

zia: you guys will probably suck at this at first but oh well we all can’t be great

sadie: *makes fire first time* wooosh

sadie and kane: *doing cool shit* me and my tea: sluuuurrrp

bast is so sassy i love it

me when it’s a sadie chapter: okay ig :/

me when it’s a carter chapter: HOLY SHIT CARTER HEY OMG YOURE DOING CRAZY STUFF???? COOL. i love you.

bast: so yeah, you’d be stupid to teleport to paris, this is desjardin’s home territory

sadie and kane, lying in the streets of paris: oh cool cool

sadie: like i might die rn but i don’t care, as long as it doesn’t get filmed and put in youtube, that would be embarrassing

like ???? sis get your priorities together smh

sadie: *sees hot emo guy again in her spirit adventure, he hints that’s he’s dead or something*

also sadie: so will i see you again?

“no, an egyptian drink. you’ve heard of hot chocolate? this is rather like hot vanilla.” dam now i want some.

carter is an amazing older brother. he’s written perfectly and he’s a great character to relate to for me. even though sadie can make his blood boil, he dropped everything to calm her down when she was panicking about not being able to change back from a bird. i too have to do that for my little sister - sadie and ava are ironically the same age - so i find that very comforting that there is someone like me to relate to!

‘a businessman with a rolling suitcase was waiting by the doors. his eyes widened when he saw me. i must’ve looked pretty strange — a tall black kid in dirty, ragged egyptian clothes, with a weird box tucked under one arm and a bird of prey perched on the other.

‘“how’s it going?” i said. “i’ll take the stairs.” he hurried off.’ LMAO THIS IS WHY CARTER BABY I LOVE YOU

highkey pissed that carters like “i’m always edgy around the police. once i turned eleven they started giving me the Look. when it doesn’t happen it’s always a pleasant surprise.” LIKE FUCK NO HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND UNHASSLED WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

lmao bast be like “imma jump off this national monument. see ya at the airport in my finest clothes and jewellery x”

FOOD UPDATE: i’m eating a chocolate covered waffles and having some tea and i feel so happy rn sorry i know you don’t care but like aaaaaaa

bast called carter her little tomcat and my heart exploded

bast really likes convertibles huh

thoth: i hate rereading my old writing, my present self would never write like this now!! SOMEONE GET ME A RED PEN

are they... are they going to dig up elvis presley?

might put some elvis in for this part, y’know, to set the mood?

i cant stop reading ‘thoth’ as thot even though i know how to pronounce it

the captain with a axe for a head: my name is bloodstained battle axe 😸

yuh bast did some shit ...

imma stop now because spoilers, GO READ THE KANE CHRONICLES THEY ARE THE MOST UNDERRATED RIORDANVERSE BOOKS X X

[kadywicker]

endgame Thots spoilers ahead...................................

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so honestly i think the quote that best sums this up is thor’s quote about stopping trying to be what’s expected and just being who he is. i’m aware that characters are written and ultimately the writer controls what happens BUT i think that perfectly sums up the difference between character arcs & in character actions.

everyone is complaining about thor and steves arcs and it’s like..... arc wise yes thor shouldve been king & steve shouldve acclimated to the future. but arcs are ALSO written and most of the time characters are forced into situations and it’s a completed character arc bc it rhymes/it’s poetic/it completes a cycle. BUT that is not the same thing as a character doing something in character. steve WANTED to go back and live with peggy. thor WANTED to explore the universe away from duty. maybe they didnt complete specific arcs that everyone expected but... they’re being who they are. in contrast to that you have tony who WANTED to stay with his family but chose to sacrifice himself & this completed his character arc beautifully. but those two kinds of ends for characters are not at odds with each other and one is not automatically bad writing bc the other one exists.

that being SAID here’s some more general thoughts

thors appearance was p bad im gonna be honest that was like. the one uncomfortable thing to watch

i literally sat there bawling and hiccuping when tony died like..... im an iron man stan now and im so fucking sad what the FUCK

the whole theater lost their collective minds when carol showed up & then at the end when t’challa showed up which just shows you where everyone is

but the MOST applause was when steve used the hammer. my hands hurt from clapping. everyone was screaming.

whats the deal w peter??? like he went back to school & in homecoming all his old classmates are there like did his entire class get snapped fhasdfsdf

a bitch was crying about scott and cassie what the fuck

MORGAN????????????

FUCKING MORGAN OH MY GOD THAT POOR SWEET BABY. SHE WAS SO CUTE AND ILOVE HE R RR R AND TONY IS SUCH A GOOD DAD? HELLO? 

the scene where all the mcu ladies go to beat up thanos healed my gay heart and idc if its pandering i want it

HOWEVER the promised gay rep was THE stupidest thing ive ever seen in my life like i get that disney sucks but dont promise smth amazing and build it up and then have it be some random fucking man at a group therapy session

loki................... he just straight up left hfasdofsfd is he okay out there

VALKYRIE GOD I AM. SO FUCKING GAY YOU GUYS. HER HAIR? MAAM??? 

also im a bit confused on the time travel thing? they said it wouldnt affect their present if they went to the past & established that its different timelines. but then.... how did steve end up old in the future? i mean this isnt a major gripe though ANY show dealing w time travel literally always has time travel plot holes so if i see u guys saying this means its bad writing im gonna lose my mind. time travel is impossible for a reason (unless its to the future but even then its bc of time dilation) and its gonna end up w plot holes when ur trying to write a show w it

am i the only one that got the “blue meanie” reference? tony said it about nebula and my obscure knowledge from being a misguided 12 year old obsessed w the beatles. came in handy. blue meanies were the villains in the beatles movie yellow submarine. theyre these motherfuckers.

I LOVE YOU 3000...............

i never cared abt clint or natasha but wow that shit hurted 

literally the entire funeral scene was the worst thing that ever happened to me i sat there sobbing so hard my throat started hurting

i am iron man...................... u sure fucking are man :(

SAM. GOT. THE SHIELD. SAMS CAPTAIN AMERICA BITCHES WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK HELLO????? IM SO HAPPY. I WAS HOPING FOR THAT

bucky looked pretty for his 3 seconds of screentime 

im as much of a st*cky fan as anyone else but did you guys truly think disney was gonna do that like....... if u think the movie sucks and is bad writing bc ur ship isnt canon u r gonna have a real bad time watching just about anything. i get being upset abt queerbaiting bc there was a bit of that wrt cast interviews and writer interviews but in the actual movies like...... it wasnt gonna happen idk what u guys expected :/ 

also fanfiction still exists u cant let canon stop u from having ur own imagination like u can literally write WHATEVER u want. half the fandom still writes 2012 avengers fics where they all live in the same tower. its fine. its okay. the actual movies arent the be all end all u can choose ur own adventure

HE WENT FOR THE HEAD

tony & peter hugging was so much for me and im so fucking sad right now yall. and peter telling him goodbye. ouch! he looked up to tony even if that was misguided at times 

also i didnt care abt tony and pepper either and here i am. caring. endgame truly just made me Care. 

gamora is BACK & her being her past self and missing is just fodder for quill/gamora fanfiction i cannot WAIT to see the next guardians movie and watch them fall in love again. 

i love nebula so goddamn much what the fuck. daughter. 

i personally dont care for steve/peggy and in my own personal headcanons and preferences im gonna do away w that whole...... thing bc i dont personally like it but it still isnt really bad writing imo & guys hes been in love w peggy from the start that cant be shocking now

SAMBUCKY RISE...........

on your LEFT everyone also lost their minds on that one i think thats when they started losing it and then when tchalla showed up the screams went even louder and i think everyone was just screaming for 2 minutes

i know i already said it but I LOVE YOU 3000. FUUUUCK ME

pepper as iron man was sooo fucking good she better take up the mantle like ooooh fuck. oh my god. that was amazing and i love her sm

okay okay i think that sums it up im done now but anyway endgame is good & most of the ppl complaining are just the type of ppl that like to Hate Absolutely Everything bc its edgy and cool to be like that. go see it. form ur own opinion. dont feel obligated to follow the masses (at least on tumblr. everyone else seems to love it lmfao but theyre not pressured by this website to act like everything is Bad and Terrible) & be bitter about it. like what you like and take out what you dont like it is That Simple. its a good movie

[spearxwind]

IM GLAD HE’S GOT SPOOKY ENERGY TBH THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO CONVEY

vgjhkhf gosh im love nirven sm..... i dont get to draw him that much but he’s still a big part of the whole gang so just -w- hang tight we’ll def see more of him

SOBS,,,, THANK U SM,,,,, i was so worried ppl werent going to like it :’> but im glad yall did? aaaa

i DO play mh. or well... i used to ?? i rarely play games anymore ever. but i do have a RIDICULOUS amount of time playing mhp3rd ... and i bought mh gen for the 3ds but i havent played that much at all bc i forget i have a console at all jhkdfhkjdh (also im stuck on the fucking plesioth mission and i HATE IT whenever i pick it up i go at him once and get too frustrated. ive never hated a monster more, in my life)

im eternally pissed that im never gonna get to play mh world either :’)))))

but yeah like. god all the monster designs are so g o o d id love to work as a character designer/concept artist there bc... man. theyre just so good

even the ones that arent lizardy/dragons like... fuck dude the giginox is so fucking alien and gross i love it so much. ts not my fave but its the first thing i think of when i read ‘mh character design’. theyre all just super creative i could go on for HOURS on each monster and what i love about them

but yeah uh. the gore magala maw.... its good. 

like a lot of monster designs in the game its got my fave trope of “beak like plates in the shape of teeth, hiding a sharper set of teeth inside the mouth”. Its also very small but it looks.... really compact. like it has the crushing force of a hydraulic press. surprisingly even tho they all have a lot of fuck shit nonsense going on in their heads very few monsters actually give me the feeling that they could crush my skull if i were to stick my head in there? or like. they dont FEEL like they have as much force as they LOOK like they have. The deviljho for example is a big offender... like sorry he’s scary and all but that maw doesnt look strong or optimized for munching at all 

gore magala however DOES feel like that, and i rly appreciate it. also its black which is x5 bonus bc im an edgy bitch basard

ima keep it real w u chief i keep getting asked this in various contexts like ‘oh man adri would love my oc/this one character, theyre immortal and will never die even if u do the most fucked up violent shit to them, they can be a plaything!!! yeah!!/ haha so what if this character was immortal and adri couldnt kill them lol thatd be frustrating huh. thatd make him mad huh’ and like

thats not.. how it works. it is legitimately just ridiculously boring at best bc whats the point if they dont die? it gets tiring after one or two times ngl

adris opinion is the same as mine too. its just boring. he’d kill them once like everyone else, if they saw them again just fine he’d see if he could smite them just in case he didnt actually make sure they were dead and then the third time he saw em he just wouldnt bother at all. its not fun or something to be angry at like WHY WONT YOU DIE its just boring 

[tomatosaucek]

The Archive

My friends and I have kept a record of our favorite quotes we've texted to our group chat since high school and I feel they must be shared so enjoy.

everything is wrong in the world but adam sandler makes it right when he dies there will be no god for he was the closest thing we had to one

we have full control over our youth

why the fuck r u on my wet wipes

in the end he has a lot of good qualities he just doesn't show them off/wear them well its like a guy with a bunch of fancy watches and stuff yeah those r nice things but why the fuck r u wearing 20 watches

except his shit hol is one shitty vacant manone beautiful shitty vacant man

how long was your child hair

I hope d.o is gay and his massive cock goes to waste cause all he does is take it up the ass

AND YOKO IS BY HIS SIDE WHILE HE SHIFTS REALITY

my theory that you dont really love someone until you catch a glimpse and see that they look exactly like a fucking foot

maybe it's just u small titted freaks that need to be trapped in a polyester prison

no I want to be spun the fuck around like a rotisserie chicken

now my throat is even tighter thanks putin

whisper me to sleep rap monster fuck you

you'd be shocked by the capabilities of a Farm Fresh Boy

THERE ARE RULES TO THIS DADDY SHIT AND THAT BITCH IS WALKING A FINE LINE

the thin layer of my sanity peeling away like cheap wallpaper

DO U WANNA SEE AN ONLINE TEMPER TANTRUM

sm is the constrictive cotton around their cocks not letting them erect their own dreams

my pussy did a backflip and participated in olympic swimming

who needs snail secretion cleansers when you can use the birth juices

I like how naruto wears bright fucking orange so everyone can know to get the fuck outta the way

gucci is a fucking mad man

on a lighter note i think asahi is addicted to crack

that is not a leg that is a 90 degree angle

OH YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN EDGY DOUBLE FUCKING DENIM

we've created the best things -

sliced bread

the wheel

the car

skeleton porn

negative asses have turned into bouncy houses

the stars were not ready nor could never foretell the likely-hood of this manslaughter this pure unadulterated mass suicide in the form of a venomous snake bite that latches to the soul of anyone unfortunate and pitiful enough to consume it and like the apple to eve it is that which corrupts the mind and snatches the body a dark empty thing that leaves nothing but putrid filth in its wake promising the sweetest of fruits only to deliver more and more misfortune

your dad is on the brink of destruction

socrates is a bitch, descartes is a bitch, plato is a bitch, aristotle..... a bitch. let me read facts, these men are an embarrassment. a scientist was like "atoms and stuff" and socrates was like "no. there are only 4 elements ;)" and people were like "source?" and he was like "i know everything" YOURE WRONG YOU ASS! socrates was useless. he shouldnt be studied.

ELMO ADVANCED

FUCK THE KETCHUP KIDS

KISS KISS FALL IN CUNT

S͊̍ͧ̕҉̧̟̰̲̰̥ͅU̞̥͈ͨ̎ͣ͋̚C͓̞̿ͩͬ̇ͪͫͨͫ͊Ķ̛̜͍̹̣̯̘̖͖͗̍ͥ̾̾͗͋̓̚L̞̥͖̹̙̲͓̯ͧ̆̾͆̈̏ͯ̔̀E̤̞͂ͣ̀̇̎ͮ̂͂̀̚͞ ̥͇̙͖͉̞͎ͥ͗ͣT̨͊͂ͦ͏̪͇Iͦ̿͋ͭ̽ͥͭ̊͏͏̤̻̮̬ͅM̲̭̲͇̟ͯͪ̽̄̽ͬ̍E̾̆͑͒̈ͫ́ͭ͜͏̲͎

why cant people milk their own babies

my god is so cute and he makes it look so good 😊

I need to find some teeth

Pre rubber boy stabbing himself under the eye ball hole

flavor boy at ur service

I finally used my natural essence on a whole pizza

I see chemistry between kookies jungle balls and my nile river delta

Twin dads

Gastric exorcism at 30,000 feet

Bungle up, squire

HOW CAN U WASH UR HAIR WITH INGREDIENTS MEANT FOR ASS

what if little baby naruto turns into a terrorist

THEYRE GROUPING GOOD LITERATURE AND SCAT IN THE SAME CATEGORY

FUCK ME UP MANTIE MAN

[joon voice] big tit exclusive

combined sweat sympathy

we made it. we're a feminist

ROAD RASSSSHHHHH

Scramble club: the moment everyone arrives everyone scrams away at full speed

not safe, freddie’s watching (freddie from icarly)

I HATE THIS SCAT MONSTER . THIS CASTRATION CATASTROPHE

is this what you want Patrick Star?

DONT FUCK OKAMI

my dad shits in the crystal clear florida ocean

imagine taeil growing a full bear

IM LOOKIN FOR YOU, HITLER.

B L E N D T H E

L U M B R I C O I D E S

MY LOAD IS GONNA TRIGGER THE NEXT BIG BANG

lobotio: lobotomy personified

YEETUS THAT FETUS

erectile poopage

wheel!!

of!!

foreskin!!

kanye columbus handing out yeezys with meezys to the ugandans

he took the last scoop of grammy’s mash potaties . kill him...

STICK SHIFT ON MY DICK TIP UH

Stroller was only 27 when he got suckled on by icejjfish. Feel Old Yet?

because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in the human body is higher than one

Allow Me Access To Your Groin,Gunt.

Itachi mariachi

THE MIX OF ANIME AND MOUSE IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS HOUSE

Little mik NEEDS sasuke's rod

the whistling quintuplets

garden trotting conundrum

Jazzercize at 1 am

hangin in the splash zone

festering jersey

hanging eric nam from the rafters

boney eats a whole tree

pein in the pet shop

the thrusting sailors

screamin' sicilian

deep whoy

completely vincent

drake josh cock pop

jay parp fucks a bistro

constant zenith

harlequin jazz

Jealous of my Father's Leg Hair

biological hazard

bobby marayo (baby mario)

PYLON PETE IN TERMINAL 5

rick suffers

Incomprehensible adhesive

mega wasp in the common room

Sculptures, but Worse.

Jay park fucks a moth

it ain’t about christ anymore it’s about SYNTHESIZERS

jesus vs. the synthesizer

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 4X17 It's a Terrible Life

wheeee

Also visited the pit today! was very fun, but am very tired

oh holy SHIT IS IT NORMAL!AU?

NO CLASSIC ROCK!

DEAN SM I T H

he's...good at his job...and happy?

he feels vaguely openly bi here too

WOODY!

I Feel like this is Zachariah but WOODY!

walking stick?

oh Sam and Dean don't know each other?

AHAHAH SAM'S LIFE IS T ER R IB LE

at least he's got a friend

he really does feel like a Younger one

he's the stick in the mud heh

TESSA DREAM! YA GIRL!

I really miss Tessa

Harry Potter is a pretty apt metaphor actually

PFT SAM'S SO T AL L

i...did Dean think sam was...

guys what the fuck

I forgot what show this was HE REFERENCED PROJECT RUNWAY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT

is Sam still good at doodles? is he??

Sam's Friend is the plant isn't he

what the fuck is happening with Paul

why is it being shot like this

WAHT TEH FUCK

HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF WITH THE MICROWAVE WHAT THE FUCK

Ooo Dean gets a vibe too

oh does it pass to his friend??

and the friend kills himself in front of Dean? is that what happens?

Ok the bathroom scene spooky

IAN WHAT HTE FUCK

also good pencil set up

three weeks ago both of them heh

"I got the same instinct" THAT'S NEAT

PSYCHICCCC

this reminds me of that office space psych episode

aw Dean's impressed by the hacking and Sam's like heh

Dean trying to pretend he doesn't wanna check it out Interesting the Repression runs deep

Sam: well apparently I can kick doors down. Who knew?

the "everything is midlife crisis" but the last name? neat neat

ooo destiny

Dean's still not into Destiny heh

SAMMY

heh Dean's good at research, that's neat

GHOSFTACERS

IM CACKLING

IT'S THEM! HAHAHA!

"Devoted his life to his work" ah

ah it happened before in the Great Depression

OH 2008 RECESSION! OH WOW

It's adorably how Dean still does the references

THEY NAMEDROPPED THE WINCHESTERS

Say their first names say them PLEASE

is this a zap? how did this happen

the fucking...the ghostfacers are so funny

the ghosty noises are crazy

"last time this happened" sir?

OH GOD THEGUY JUST

poor Sam, he's not having a good day

this whole like half "oh we're good at this" and "YAHHH" is so FUN

oH THE GLOVES

aw the "we should go Do This"

THEY DID THE FANFIC THING OF "hey can u imagine if we did that thing we do on the show all the time" I LOVE IT

BOBBY ELLEN AND JO ARE DEAN'S FAMILY AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HE WENT TO STANFORD

"my family isn't real" NOOO

Dean's a perfectly healthy guy what's ur PROBLEM Sam?

AND KRIPKE?

Sam you Edgy Bastard STOP KILLING THE PHONE

"I am giving my notice" Oh?

Dean tends not to do things unless someone pushes him, or on his own

fuck it I still kin him don't I

the Abrupt Color Change was WILD

ZACHARIAH

Castiel's superior?

I will point out that Dean looks good in a tie

oh for FUCK'S- THIS MOTHERFUCKER GOD TRAINED! THAT'S NOT INSTINCT!

HE WAS RETICENT! COME ON

"you got daddy issues"

"angel or not I will Stab you in the face" GREAT LINEHA

he's trying to convince himself you can tell

THIS WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A FATE! WHAT THE FUCK

i...wrap up

1. The kripke projection is strong. I..I just can't get over how "eats healthy, went to stanford, has a loving family, a sister and two parents" is...the worst fate imaginable. Like the Ideal is life on the road. Dean's constantly caught between Kripke wanting to make him the womanizing bad boy and the character CLEARLY hating it and that's...like that's a lot. Sam says it, so does Zachariah, but he was like...healthy, and he was well liked and he was WAY higher up than Sam? I? It's not a crime to not want being near all that death, which is what I thought they were doing.

2. I did like the build up though. Like the combo between "they did this without thinking" and "wait wtf" the pointed intro of Woody(yes i know not woody but leave me alone) THE GHOSTFACERS, the reaction to "winchester" I just. The build up of this episode, and the sudden color swap was AWESOME. The episode itself building was compelling.

3. Bitch this wasn't in his blood, this was a learned, ingrained behavior. he was taught that since he was a toddler, of course he knows how to do it well. I don't like that. Although I do like how Dean was fighting it, that felt a nice touch.

4. I liked how it tied into the recession. Like 2005-8/9 is when people were getting disillusioned, and in that sense, having these characters around and being just Crushed makes sense, and was interesting.

5. This episode was basically Office!AU of the original 3 seasons, and that was funny

aight that's all I got