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zarla-s · 11 months

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why DID he do that

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#medic #miss pauling #team fortress 2 #z art #z comic #go to bed zar #medic were you even invited #just likes stealing stuff #got a bunch of outstanding warrants and most of them are for petty theft #no one sees it coming

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pratchettquotes · 1 year

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People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

#moist von lipwig #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #people #human nature #psychology #crime #scale #proportion #government #hero #thief #petty theft #people are strange

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emimii · 6 months

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my favourite lidl thieves

#they r gonna commit petty theft and vandalism #mmmmmmm chaos duo <3 #cats the musical #cats musical #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #art

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shrugsinchinese · 1 year

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Ashton: Hey, criminal to criminal, what are you on the run for?

Essek:…Petty Theft

#there was theft and there was pettiness involved alright #critical role #essek thelyss #ashton greymoore

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feletida · 2 months

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Fairytale

#warhammer 40k #warhammer #fan comic #petty theft #guest from the past #part 11

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bloomfish · 7 months

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i honestly feel sory for anyone that doesnt live in an area that dates back to the medieval ages like u will never know the epic highs and lows of genuinely fearing cutpurses while knowing someone had the exact same fear in the exact same place but a thousand years ago

#not that cutpurses are the most common form of petty theft here although it DOES happpen #most common is just pickpocketing and they r extremely good at it #like there are a lot of techniques that they have to distract you and you don't even notice they're taking your phone #also this hasnt happened to me personally #not successfully. u just have to have your wits about u #and if it seems like you know where you're going and are familiar with the area they're less likely to target you #i have respect for them tbh like that is an Art

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vigilskeep · 28 days

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Lmao see when you said ranger asha I imagined like. Dads with the cat they said they didn't want. "I'm doing the absolute bare minimum for this mission before I ditch Alistair and run off into the night why do I keep attracting strays (party members) and also strays (wild animals I didn't even know existed)"

this is how she would like to see herself jsgjsksk. unfortunately she loves and is delighted by both packs of strays and is incapable of even a halfway decent performance of pretending otherwise. sucker

#scratching the wolf behind the ears and saying ughhh why do you have to be such a good girl yes you are #guess i have noooo choice but to keep you forever and ever #im half convinced she literally has these wild animals bc shes been feeding them scraps and helping them when they get hurt #she’s like a disney princess. to me. but with more swearing.#and murder.#and petty theft......#asha brosca

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spadefish · 8 months

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Yoink.

Ashe hasn't shown up in the rp yet but I think it'd be really funny if this is how they met.

#my art #fire emblem #tes #fe16 #fire emblem three houses #ashe duran #sylvain jose gautier #sylvain works for dimitri as a fort guard and spends most of his freetime with glenn #(or out gallivanting with the keep's small population of women but they know his tricks by now)#ashe doesn't have a super established day-to-day life yet #but he's a dunmer raised by khajiit #by the books he does light mercenary work for a living but he also has a propensity for petty theft. mostly on behalf of his caravan #who affectionately refer to him as 'sugarswipe' because he likes to nick little sweets and baked goods for them #i've talked about him a little bit before but it's been a YEAR #anyway as it turns out sylvain's canon armour is VERY similar to skyrim's Steel Plate Armour #so that's primarily what i based his outfit off of.#i let him keep the red accents but i excluded the teal bc as far as i know his family isn't all that important in this setting...?#and the fraldariuses ARE so their teal seems like a stand-out sort of thing to me #so i didn't want to put it on him also LMFAO #it's okay tho he can just steal glenn's cape #also YES the background is a screenshot of whiterun. i didn't feel like inventing faerghus architecture but i didn't want it to be blank

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mtg-cards-hourly · 4 months

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Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft

Artist: Iris Compiet TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$13.33 #iris compiet #brazen borrower // petty theft #throne of eldraine #creature #faerie #rogue #//#instant #—#adventure

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leo-kinnie · 6 months

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Can you tell us more about your new Leo-sona?

he's bisexual and also fun uncle coded and also not a teenager. early 20s adult type deal :^)

#he doesnt make portals but oh man can he assist in petty theft #ask #my sona

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wolfstrong · 1 year

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Realist shit in all of Buffy was when Dawn had her first kiss her immediate reaction was to say “shiver me Timbers” after and the guy she kissed was like “what?” And she was like “nothing”

#I LOVE DAWN SO MUCH #MOST 15 YEAR OLD EVER #HER LITTLE STEALING HABIT 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️#omg go girl go!#commit petty theft !

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nerdalmighty · 1 month

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Where's Prince Cyrus?

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lavaflowe · 2 years

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Fresh out the brazier- ready to commit murder

#have this lil meme redraw while I work on other stuff #sun wukong #jttw #he’s going to kill so many people #I also would rampage through heaven if they tried to burn me alive petty theft #sun wukong deserves to go feral as a treat #my art #jttw meme #I’m so tired this is all I got #*for petty theft #fuckin typos #IM TOO TIRED FOR THIS SHIT

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bionicdogs · 3 months

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remembering the time i was passed over for jury duty bc i said someone in possession of a badge doesn’t automatically make them 100% trustworthy

#it was a petty theft case and the question was like ‘if it comes down to he said she said would you trust the officer’s word’ and i said #if there’s literally no evidence then the word of the officer is not a good enough reason to convict anybody

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euphoriaface · 5 months

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eddie :p

#thinking about flashback stuff for my au he's like 16 here #just a guy he's so quirky #eddie caputo #chucky #child's play #au stuff #chucky series #he loves petty theft

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pumpkinmetaphor · 3 months

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tamaki and haruhi’s wedding gets interrupted by kyoya getting arrested for tax evasion so they all decide they can’t have a wedding without kyoya so they all have to get arrested too and each commit a bunch of crimes to get arrested, all of various ranging seriousness, but once they’re all in jail except haruhi it’s revealed kyoya’s already paid his bail. idk where i was going with this now

Turns out it was all a dreadful misunderstanding. See, Kyoya is actually above the law. What a dreadfully embarrassing mistake for these local rube police officers to make. Oh well, Kyoya has been assured that they've been dealt with so such a mistake will never happen again.

He doesn't post anyone else's bail.

#kaoru trying to egregiously commit insider trading quick enough to get arrested #then hikaru runs in slightly scorched like 'hey i made a molotov cocktail'#and kaoru's like hikaru this is no time for happy hour #jk jk #tamaki and hani commit petty theft in a corner store then apologise profusely to the owner #who tries to let them off #only for them to beg to be arrested #mori just asks the police officer if he can be put in one of the cells and the officer is too afraid to say no

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