#*furiously taking notes*

[juno-infernal]

[c4tto626]

pov you're me writing ghostsoap smut

[hrtreuptakeinhibitor]

Thank you Claire for not only providing the thirsty motherfuckers of the internet an essentially official guide on how to draw historically-accurate porn of this character but also for smacking me directly in the face with the knowledge that the style of dress I aspire to wear in my life is pretty much this

So the problem with designing characters who become popular is that, if you’re a needy bastard like me who tracks the Lutece tags when you’re bored, you’re suddenly exposed to a ton of art of said characters in various states of undress.

I’m not one to discourage this sort of thing- no no, I have sketchbooks full of Remus/Sirius stuff from high school- but I figured I might as well give everyone a leg-up with a more detailed guide to Rosalind Lutece’s potential underthings.  I’ve seen a ton of drawings of her in corsets from a good 50 years before her time and I…  I needed to step in.

Think of this as a primer!  Not a be-all-end-all of Edwardian underthings (heck, I’m still learning this stuff), but it might teach you some new fashion terms/ideas you weren’t previously aware of!  Go forth, young padawan, and draw historically-accurate Rosalind porn to your heart’s content.

…I do not know if this counts as fanart or not since I’m the one doing it?  Whatever.  RESEARCH OR DIE MOFOS

[knightlyss]

OH MY GOD THAT IS A CLUTCH MOVE

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

[samijey]

#thank you for your service as always, ilja

[iamtooarealdoctor]

@robotspiderrampage is this true?

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[treycloverthirstclub]

He looks so happy... Good for him!!!

... Anyone else lowkey expecting the gargoyles to start moving or is it just me

[voidpants]

"Being a class traitor is sexy when it's against the right class."

- Samuel of Kuttenberg, probably

[feroluce]

Sampo's jobs usually involve either business or smuggling, but he prides himself on his wide variety of skill sets. He's the one and only Sampo Koski, after all! You name it (and pay him for it), he can do it! Which is how he gets drafted by Natasha to help out in the daycare/orphanage one day. Gepard goes down to the Underground to see the leader of Wildfire about some official business, and instead he runs into Sampo with:

One baby strapped to his chest,

Another baby strapped to his back,

A toddler carefully balanced on his hip,

And a little kid clutched around each leg, whining for Sampo to start walking again because they wanna hitch a ride.

Sampo: Well, well! If it isn't our- Er... You alright, friend?

Gepard: OTL (I AM GOING TO DEFY BIOLOGY-)

[brasskingfisher]

We seriously need more people like OP massively improving the bland soulless furniture that's sold these days

I’ve been patiently waiting for a nice second-hand wood dresser to appear on fb marketplace or at Goodwill for months. Finally, I grabbed this one yesterday for $50.

My inspiration for this project are some dressers I saw at Anthropology that have gorgeous carved details. But I want my dresser to cost $200 or less rather than $2,000.

Of course I can’t add actual hand-carved wood, but I’ve got clay and some silicon molds + epoxy and a potential overconfidence in my DIY abilities.

First up, I removed the existing hardware and sanded this pretty lady down. She is now looking MUCH better without all those terrible stains (and the drawer pulls weren’t doing it for her, tbh).

Up next, I’ll give her a paint wash or three and start trying my hand at faking some carvings!

[mackself]

BIG MAMA NAME REVEAL!!!!

[bannock-freak]

me doing the same AHA as the 'saiki doesn't have a cellphone' panel !!!

[crowsandturtlesandbatsohmy]

Tim Drake was a Mythbusters kid, pass it on.

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

FINALLY. FINALLY WE LEARN WHAT THE WRONG WAY TO USE HEALING MAGIC ACTUALLY IS.

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own