#*furiously taking notes*

[mrerwinsmith]

Hello Sir,

Regarding your previous interaction with Levi... this might be helpful if you're interested in.. experimenting. There's a lot about making sure everything is safe for party that's tied up. Here's some guides for different knots and ties too. Though, Levi seems to know his way around ropes -amazingly so in fact- so he might want to show you himself. Still, I feel like you're the type to want to know all about the subject before any -er- hands on experiences. Perhaps you can find something that Levi hasn't done before..

Also, I think he'd appreciate it if you appraised yourself of how to properly clean and maintain the ropes as well. I can only imagine how fussy he'd get about being held by dirty ropes, even if it's his own fluids.

[links aren't outright not sfw but they discuss not sfw topics]

(omg i learned way too much with this series of googles)

*reads through the sources VERY intently*

Tay this is... extremely educational. Thank you. I'll be sure to take some of these into mind when... the time comes.

[juno-infernal]

[eclecticmiasma]

Just wanted to let my recent requesters know that I've seen all of you <3 I most likely won't get to your ideas until after Kinktober, but holy shit y'all have giant smoochable brains.

Also, Al-Haitham content dropping this evening ;)

[love-laugh-daydreamarevolt]

staring at cis men not in a "I have a crush on you way" but in an aggressive "I want to dissect you like a lab frog so I can figure out how you're coded" sort of way

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

[oldkamelle]

soup (dubiously legible sketches #7) 

(full props to my friend snipes for the idea)

[hailkingphantom]

Dp x dc

Me just thinking in the inverse dinamics that the batfam and the phamily (AU where danny is the dad/adopt the DC clones)

While the birds fight to NOT patrol with Bruce, conner and any of the clones that danny adopted will fight for be the one who patrol with him (or do anything else with their beloved dad)

Maybe Bruce notice this and go for advice to danny. Maybe the birds don't want to spend time with batman but with Bruce and they are mad with him for not realize it

[an-entity-i-think]

When the door opens, a lot of thoughts rush through Tim's head at lightning speed. If any telepaths were near, he's sure his mind would have given them mental whiplash because he felt like he was going Mach 20 from what the fuck to a very natural oh my god Bruce is going to fuck this up and ending up at I know exactly what to do in about five seconds.

A haughty looking Prince watched them with a straight spine and a scowl on his lips as he stood- proudly, happily, next to Talia Al Ghul who looks just as royal and proud beside him.

"I thought you'd be taller, Father."

If anything was different- anything at all, he's sure this scenario would have gone wrong.

Had Tim been any less prepared then he was anyways.

Because Tim is not oblivious to the fact that as Bruce has already allowed three children into his life in the past- it would make sense that Bruce would follow the trend and collect more as time went on.

Tim is prepared. He lived alone for the first thirteen years of his life wishing for a younger sibling to watch over and he has made plans for every scenario that he could possibly conceive.

His plans got even more convoluted as he joined the Wayne family and he promised himself that his relationship with his successor would be the best in the family because he wants to win at being a big brother.

He has been training for this his entire life.

So when Bruce- oh poor emotionally constipated Bruce who deflects big emotions with anger -looks at Talia with fire in his eyes at what Tim is sure is a valid anger about having a very clearly his child hidden from him for a decade opens his mouth, Tim does the smart thing and slaps his hand over Bruce's mouth without any hesitation or care.

Talia lifts an eyebrow in amusement as the young Prince's eyes widen fractionally in surprise.

Bruce goes back to being a still life painting in real life as he looks at him intently.

Tim does not care and looks at him sweetly in a way he knows that Bruce knows means that he'll tranq him if he doesn't think about his words.

Batman was very out of it when Tim became Robin.

Tim read a parenting book and decided boundaries were very important in a caretaker situation.

(Yes, Tim considers himself the caretaker in this situation. He thinks it's funny.)

(Bruce did not find it funny after being tranqed for the fifth time, but he could never find all the tranqs.)

"Bruce. Isn't it so wonderful that Talia has created such a gift to the world? It's almost like welcoming a child with love is a much higher priority than whatever you were about to say."

Bruce's left hand twitches in such a subtle way that allows Tim, who knows his partner very well from the past few years, to know that Bruce was surprised.

Tim nods acceptingly before giving Bruce his ability to speak back, and smiling at their guests nicely and genuinely.

Nodding his head to each in greeting, "Ms. Talia, Prince. Please come in for some tea."

He pretends not to notice the barely there shuffle of the Prince's right foot wanting to hide behind his mother, nor does he linger on the vaguest tightening of Talia's hand on her son's shoulder as she glances around them casually.

She smiles at him, politely sharp. She actually reminds Tim of his own mother- weilding the twitch of her lips like it could cut deeper than any hidden dagger.

"That sounds lovely."

[crimeronan]

falin's harpy form is Bangin. as i'm sure everyone is already aware. i'm sure everyone who's been telling me to read dungeon meshi has been waiting with bated breath for me to discover just how bangin falin's harpy form is, so rest assured: Wowza. I'd Like To Thank The Academy,

anyway. i'm pretty sure too much plot and drama and murder-horror is gonna get in the way for this to happen, but there's a canon divergence in my head where falin and laois get into a huge shouting match not long after this high-stakes harpy fight because laois is like "if you hadn't saved me then I'D be the one with the sickass harpy form, i can't believe you let yourself get eaten and you DON'T EVEN HAVE A VORE KINK" and falin is like "......YOU ARE AN INSANE PERSON??? I'D TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL IF YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT'S HEAVEN.....??"

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

FINALLY. FINALLY WE LEARN WHAT THE WRONG WAY TO USE HEALING MAGIC ACTUALLY IS.

[probablyhuntersmom]

Your survival in this life post-loss won't follow steps or stages, or align with anyone else's vision of what life might be for you. Survival won't be found, can't be found, in easy answers or in putting your lost life behind you, pretending you didn't really want it anyway.  In order to survive, to find that life that feels authentic and true to you, we have to start telling the truth. This really is as bad as you think. Everything really is as wrong, and as bizarre, as you know it to be. When we start there, we can begin to talk about living with grief, living inside the love that remains.

— Megan Devine

[thewhizzyhead]

okay I'm gonna need more of my mutuals to fall into this rotpl hellhole with me so may the power of my icon rebranding aka nancy nakagawa in a hangover convince the lot of y'all to check out a TV musical series made perfectly for musical theatre gays like myself and over half of my tumblr audience,,,anyways please check out Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies like I swear it's good

[mielmoto]

my friend: hey you should probably check out hsr again

me: yeah I know... on the one hand I want to but it just didn't reach out and grab me, y'know? I'm more of a high fantasy girlie than—

my friend: [sent an image]

me: ....okay. FINE. I'll consider it.

[victimized-martyr]

As awful as Cartman is, his true desires are simple. He just wants attention and praise— and it’s not only important to Cartman that he gets that praise, but also by whom it’s being said. (there’s a reason Jimbo is one of the people to say good job)

[thevalleyisjolly]

I wonder if ACOFAF was filmed before EXU Calamity because it makes Brennan’s fireworks extravaganza even funnier if it was.