#*gagging noises*

[radarchives]

i was made aware of the fact that i am being too unkind towards lucifer

from between gritted teeth i will have to admit that he is in fact my favourite sorry favourite sorry favourite

favourite character

[darkmistandodddreams]

War bereit enttäuscht zu werden. Wurde noch enttäuschender, als ich bereit für war,

[andellaheartz]

Haaappy. Birthdaayyyy. Tooooo mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😁

[bigcatbulges]

Source - chung0u0

(Artist's FurAffinity Patreon and Fanbox)

[thekinkycorvid]

hey what if i shoved my tongue into your throat and/or vice versa

I think I'd go absolutely feral either way

[one-starry-knight]

Peppino tip jar fail

[jdms-flat-ass]

POV: his dick sneezed

[thetarttfuldickhead]

It would never have happened if not for Dr. Fieldstone. Now, Leslie’s delighted about her joining the Richmond team on a more permanent basis – she works wonders with the lads (and one head coach who shall remain unnamed, if only because he’s still a little sensitive about seeing a therapist) – but it does mean that Leslie’s once more out of an office. Just for the moment, of course, until he can find a suitable space without kicking anyone else out of their room. It’s really no hassle. He’s doing fine on the bench just behind the recyling bins outside of the copy room.

Or he was, until Roy Kent stops by just on the other side of said bins and, seemingly entirely unaware of Leslie’s presence, starts fiddling with his phone in what can only be described as an angry way.

It’s Roy, so that’s nothing out of the ordinary, and Leslie’s just about to offer a friendly greeting when he hears the hollow rings of an outgoing call and ah, it’d be terribly rude interrupt, wouldn’t it? 

For a long moment there’s nothing but beep after beep and Roy’s muttered pick the fuck up you fucking prick and then—

“What the fuck do you want?” 

Jamie’s not on speaker, but the sound’s loud enough for Higgins to not only recognize the voice but to hear every word, and the jagged, slightly petulant edge to them. 

“Where the fuck are you?” Roy growls. 

“How’s that any of your business? Training’s fucking over for the day, Coach.” Spat, more or less.

“Don’t be a fucking— “ Roy cuts himself off. “I need to see you.”

“Why?” 

“Fucking hell! I wanted to… I want to fucking apologize, all right!” Roy sounds very, very annoyed about it.

“You can do that over phone. Or in a text.” Jamie sounds slightly less annoyed, but not by much.

Leslie dares crane his neck just so to sneak a peek at Roy’s face. Roy has closed his eyes, looking pained as he grits out a simple, strained: “No. I can’t.” 

“Why the fuck not?” 

Roy looks to the ceiling. Looks like he’d rather be anywhere else. Still he plods on, and Leslie feels a small surge of pity, small surge of pride. 

“Because you’ll want to hug me afterwards,” Roy says, “and you can’t fucking do that over phone, can you?” 

There’s a long pause. Leslie finds himself holding his breath, and not only because he’s halfway terrified he’ll start nervously gagging if this goes on for much longer. 

“Fine,” Jamie says eventually. “You can meet me back at my place in twenty.”

“Yeah, okay. Cheers.” 

A snort, somewhere between derisive and exasperated. “You better fucking hug me back.”

With that, Jamie hangs up. Roy takes a few deep breaths before stomping off and leaving Leslie to carefully consider what he’s overheard. Obviously something must have happened at training and if their head coach and star player have a proper falling out and Ted’s not there to talk some sense in them—

Eh. They’ll sort it out. Leslie returns to his e-mails.

[zoloftsexdeath]

There's something I could tell you/But I forgot to ask

In the shadow of the stars/the lighter makes a spark

but I look better in the dark

I speedran all of witch hat atelier in 2 days and became obsessed with how many times a Chapter 40 type situation has happened before. I like to imagine one of the times, it went like this.

[shepherds-of-haven]

i love that the other characters comment on your romance, like when trouble + chase teased blade for having a favourite 😭

For some reason, the absolute easiest content for me to write is characters absolutely clowning on other characters for being in love! 😂 It's just too good!

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there's no bulls, but i suppose this guy's a good enough substitute

[theclaravoyant]

Chim and Tommy both love ~80s movies, I just think it will be funny to throw popcorn at Buck when Chim dobs him in for being today years old the first time he ever watched Top Gun / Ferris Bueller / Alien / etc

[bumblingbabooshka]

[TUVOKTOBER: Day 16] Mr. Human!

[cutechan555]

Okay but what if

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[sophiethewitch1]

i gotta be honest the natlan designs are geniunely so ugly to me like even with the blatan racism theyre hideous. just sooooooo bad. i like xilonen's and maybe i'd have liked citali if she wasnt paper white but oh my god. and i still can't pull for xilonen because her kit's terrible like what planet am i on. kinich literally hurts my eyes i geniunely hate him

[jdms-flat-ass]

Some people are lactose intolerant but i’m lactose addicted, so when I saw his dick cheese I just couldn’t help myself. 😔🤚