#*sip a cup of tea*

[eddiewhump]

‘girl dad buck this.. girl dad buck that..’ but where is the love for girl dad eddie? eddie, who has two younger sisters and leaps at any opportunity to play dress up? he was built for tea parties and extravagant living room fashion shows

[kashmimo]

My trainer is sick in the head

[grumpytrans]

reblog to give the person you rb'd from a nice warm cup of motivation to get through the day

[edibleotaku-blog]

[keepthedelta]

i think when nico returns home from doing the emotional equivalent of throwing a grenade into a packed room on live television in multiple languages vivian asks how his day has been pats him on the head and sends him to go play with their daughters

[backroad-life]

Credit: Lexi Anderson

[holdmymallowsweet]

Teatime in the Highlands

[toyastales]

What are you having?

[poppingmary]

Audrey sips a tea

[fatuismooches]

SMOOOCHES!! Hii cutie pie!! ♡︎૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Just a small thought but: Fragile!Reader whose memory continues deteriorate every few months or years. You don’t really notice any differences besides the fact that it’s harder to remember things of your past. Which upset you as your memory continues to fade. However, what hurts most is you losing the memory of the nicknames you gave to every clone. You try to talk and greet them like usual, until you realize you don’t remember their name nor nickname you gave them. Making them constantly remind you as they see your worried expression. It pains the clones to see the person they love slowly start to forget about them piece by piece. It only prepares them for when your memory will eventually deteriorate in a few decades if you don’t recover from your illness in time…

(I’m sorry for angst ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ no more fluff just angst) but I hope you have a lovely day/week smooches I hope you’re doing okay! Life better be treating you well!

-from your boo boo bear 🎐 anon!૮꒰ྀི⊃´ ꒳ `⊂ྀི꒱ა

The angst for the memory deterioration is limitless and it's making me cry 😭 You don't realize you forget something until something is brought up in conversation that reminds you of it... until you realize you can't remember it. And that has you pondering quietly while the clones just look at you sadly.

Giving each clone a personal name was something you didn't intend to do but when you saw how happy they were not to be called Segment #, you couldn't help but name them all! How it was so cute when they perked up as you called their name. But now. You should have written all of the names down. Maybe you should do that, but it already hurts to have forgotten them... Even though you try to hide your emotions the clones find it easy to read you and they can see you're in more pain than before. They just hope their creator can find the cure in time, because it's hurting them to see you like this too.

It hurts even more when you forget something you did with Zandik, because he's your lover. To forget time with him is equal to your heart being stabbed. And you can't help but brood and get sad when this happens. But Zandik doesn't mind retelling the stories for you. Though you can't help but feel terrible for wasting his time on things you should know already.

From that day you request a notebook and pens, and write down every single important memory you can remember. You refused to let this illness forget the time you spent with your lover. (One day Zandik finds it and copies your handwriting to add in the pieces you missed.)

[o3days]

I love you

I have my doubts. . .

[safyresky]

Scrimbly Jacqueline 29/52: adult supervision does NOT go according to plan...

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"Right. Okay. So. Let me get this straight." Jacqueline took a brief, long deep breath in. "You think you've finally managed to perfect your sleeping elixir and Ken's going to test it for you."

"Yep."

"That about sums it up, yes."

"And you decided it'd be best to have an adult on hand, despite both of you being adults."

"I mean...is nineteen hundred really adulty?"

"YES."

"I dunno, Jacqueline. I don't feel very adulty. Ken's way more mature than me."

"Not nearly as such."

"You're too hard on yourself, dude! You're super mature."

Ken blushed. "Oh! Well. Thank you, Fino."

Fino grinned. "Of course!"

"Right. Okay. So you both decided an adult would be wise, despite being mature," she enunciated the T, her voice popping up an octave. "but are still going through with this despite, y'know, all the red flags."

"Yep!"

"Correct."

"And you can't like, test it on like, a mote, because?"

"Motes have a very different physiology from magibeans, Jacqueline."

"And it already works on them! So Ken said he'd give it a try!"

"Us orcs have very high constitution, after all."

"It's true! I've seen him nearly poison himself four times this week alone and seventy-five percent of the time he had zero side effects! Didn't even know he'd ingested poison! The worst thing that happened was a gnarly case of diarr—"

"We don't need to give your sister all the details."

"He's just being a supportive partner!"

"I know how much it means to you to master all facets of magic. I can make sacrifices."

"Right. So. Why me? Why not Mom or Dad? Jack? Lucy?! I mean, she's a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, Fino."

"Yeah, and would probably tell us to not do this."

"Debatable. Woman loves her science. She'd MAYBE protest in case, you know, the side effect to sleeping potion is DEATH. But she'd probably stay on site and be able to, y'know, HEAL you BOTH if anything untoward happened."

Fino squinted. "You turn more into mom every day."

"I can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment."

"Just an observation."

"Compliment," Ken clarified.

"Right. Okay. So you decided, quite idiotically, that Lucy was a no. Mom and Dad?"

"Didn't want them to worry!"

"Jack?!"

"Didn't feel right!"

"So you settled on me."

"Yeah! I dunno, I guess I just thought, y'know, out of all the more adulty adults in my life that aren't Ken—"

"We're the same age, Fino."

"Yeah, but maturity! Anyway, the niblets do crazier things—"

"—goddess above, don't remind me."

"So I figured that for something like this, you'd be ideal! You've got the experience, Jacqueline. So? What do you say?"

Fino grinned. His eyes got very, very big and for a brief moment Jacqueline was reminded of when he was much littler and asking for her to pretty please keep the cat, he really likes your room—

She sighed. Rubbed a spot on her temple. "Okay. Fine. But I do NOT approve."

"Don't even worry about it, Jacqueline!"

"There's a very good chance it doesn't work on magibeans yet, after all. Potions and witchcraft aren't Fino's strong suit."

"A fact you will never let me live down," Fino teased, scooping the sunset reminiscent liquid out of the cauldron and pouring it into an uncorked jar. He swirled it; the pinks and oranges gave way to purples and blues, the mixture sparkling.

"I got the colouration right! Yes!"

"Hmm. Perhaps I stand corrected. Well, bottoms up, eh Fin?" Ken took the flask from Fino, lifted it into the air, and chugged it in one go. Placing it down on the counter, he swallowed the last droplet, smacking his lips. "Tastes like gobstoppers."

"Unexpected but delightful result! And how are you feeling?"

Ken licked his lips. "Fine for the most part, though my tusks are a little bit tingly—" his eyes snapped shut and he fell down, face hitting the corner of the island as he plummeted to the floor and landed on his knees, tilting forward until his chin landed on the dirt floor, arms alongside him, ass in the air.

Jacqueline gasped, gently stepping back. Fino lifted the flask. He flushed, looked down at his partner, then up at Jacqueline through the empty vial. He chuckled, embarrassed, and scratched the back of his neck, his fiery locks warm on his skin.

"So, uh. Heh. I guess it worked?"

Ken began to snore.

"Yeah! Maybe a little too well!"

Ken snored louder, the dishes in the sink behind them rattling gently.

"That's probably not a comfortable sleeping position."

"Not unless you're like, five."

"I have a levitation spell for this—"

"Absolutely not! I think he's had MORE than enough magic for the day. I'm calling Donnie. She can lift him easy."

Fino placed the flask down and cleared his throat. "Good call."

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hehehe huehuehue hahaha. Meet orc friend! And 1900 year old ish Fino, FULLY REALIZED! And the RETURN of MILF JACQUELINE. FEATURING STOCKING GARTERS. She's only getting Milfier, guys.

Anyway I love Orc Friend (Kenothy, aka, Ken,) sooo much you guys. You don't even KNOW. Today I decided he has the most luscious, wavy, L'Oreal shampoo commercial hair. One day I'll draw him in cleaned UP scrimbly format! But for now, BEHOLD! A BUTT.

Design Notes:

I really did give Fino a goddamn mullet. He's working it.

He alternates between vest and no vest. Since he's at home practising potions, it's a no vest day. This is deffs NOT code for "I forgot he wears a lil vest sometimes. a lil waistcoat, if you will"

Milfline's bun is poofier because it is closer to the end of the day. That thing is five seconds from pulling a Mrs. Claus up-do explosion, and Ken being KO'd by a sleeping potion certainly doesn't help!

K and I were talking about garters and stays and such today and adding them to Jacqueline's fit hit me so hard my desk chair wheeled back on me! More on this next week.

I got a really cool pair of boots in Dreamlight Valley and if I don't adapt them to Milfline I may die about it, more on that next week too!

I RIPPED the PAPER bc I originally had Ken drawn like. Across the page? But I was picturing him butt in the air the way kids pass out. I got home from work, looked at it, and went no wait. this is how it should be doodled, and voila! Orc Friend Butt

Orc Friend Deets, if you're curiouse :3 (under the read more)

Post Colouring Thoughts:

I forgot how. In theory. Fino's patterned dress shirts and rainbow lined cloak are cool as FUCK. But in PRACTISE. Make him look like a bowling alley carpet.

You know what tho? It matches the mullet >:)

Which I am wildly proud of tbh!

Decided that orc friend DOES dress fancy! hence the (matching) green coat with golden buttons >:3

His hair is SO luscious and I put the gold in just to see the lines bc after I coloured it it didn't really show, but now I'm like. idk! I kinda like it!

His right hand got eaten? I sketched it. And now it is gone. I think it's under all that hair.

He also has a BUTT TON of earrings, ya girl just got sleeby and forgot to add them in! But he has like. 5 on each ear and one of the earrings is two studs linked by a chain bc it's NEAT

Maybe I'll do like a proper scrimble of him! I really like Orc Friend you guys :3

[bumblingbabooshka]

Enemies to Best Friends Forever

[magicalshopping]

♡ Bobasheen Tumbler from Claire’s ♡

[binah-beloved]

you and Binah in the Library, you sitting on her lap, her petting your hair, as you peacefully read books together

[devotion-disorder]

caffeine + a body that can’t handle caffeine + anxiousness is not a good combination who’dve thunk