#*sometimes

[dorkhellbside]

Dirk tip: You can pick up Hal.

[skelelephant]

hello artist who wants to make a genderbent au of a male-dominated piece of media. In front of you, you’ll see a copy of Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Fienberg and a google image search for the word “butch”.

You have two hours to come up with designs for some of these characters that aren’t femme. If you can’t accomplish this, your drawing hand will be removed from your person.

[eddiediazenjoyer]

is 911 queerbaiting? most contentious thread in the history of reddit, comments locked after 10000 replies

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Honestly very funny to me every time a wheel of time character just. Stops adding their own narration for a stretch of the books. They’ve got other stuff to do offscreen, or they’re unconscious for a whole book, or whatever. Probably best executed in book 3 when everyone is simultaneously and independent of each other trying to do a heist on the same un-heistable fortress, and meanwhile Rand spends almost the entire section of the book offscreen too busy to add his own narration, speedrunning the break-in in the background while everyone is Spider-Man meme pointing at each other on the rooftops of Tear. The wheel of time is a comedy* you see.

[skibasyndrome]

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[mischiefiswritten]

Don't mind me. Just trying my darnedest to end each writing session on the most fire line possible so that I get really inspired when I next sit down with my WIP.

[fridays13th]

i hate having thick curly hair*

[pynkhues]

I'm totally just throwing random things out there, but it suddenly occurred to me, what if Lestat wants to kill his dad but can't, and then Gabrielle does it? Her killing her husband could be very satisfying.

It could be! It’d be a pretty interesting way to explore the shifting power dynamic between them and the freedom and liberty vampirism gives Gabrielle, plus could draw a parallel of course to Louis and Claudia killing Lestat.

I’m not sure it would entirely work for me though? I actually think it’s really important that Lestat can never kill his father in the way that Claudia could, and for me I think that sort of extends to Gabrielle? Gabrielle’s ultimate sin is one of neglect, and I actually kind of love that that form of passive violence is one that she would extend to her husband at the end. He’s on his own and frightened in New Orleans after his children and grandchildren have been slaughtered, and Lestat trying to go to him is what permanently parts them. Gabrielle would have him die there, miserable and alone, and I think her killing him is almost kinder? To kill him is to almost admit the power he had over her emotionally, and I think abandoning him when he needs her the most is a very specific sort of ‘fuck you’ that just feels like the essence of Gabrielle to me.

[girlboss-enthusiast]

It was a nice democratic republic while it lasted*

[muckmagister]

meditation is so cool actually. like sit down and shut up for a bit and maybe you'll chill out a little. and you do

[muirneach]

love talking to the kids at work. one of them was just like ‘yeah we take weekly tennis classes [not at this club] but our coach isn’t around for a month. yeah shes coaching team canada at the olympics’ WHAT. like okay so u guys are gonna have a nice career if ur 6 and working with coaches of that caliber. tf

[lact101]

Was ranting to my friends about dotc and made this image

[saturntheday]

you don't understand you really really dont I NEED A RWRB SEQUEL I WILL STOP BREATHING IF I DONT GET ONE YOU HEAR ME??? GIVE ME THE SEQUEL

[night-zaveri]

The professor seeing my name appear in his class enrollment after he specifically denied my request to join his class:

Me, who just got done chatting with the department head:

[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

My mom and I are watching Ghost Whisper season one and while we like the show and we like Melinda, there's something about how she's written?

Suddenly I said, "I bet she was written by a man" and guess what?

She was