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[lancingg]

My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called "Secretive Plotter" you'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw someone with my face wearing a white coat and claiming I don't know anything

My buddy Kim Dokja pacing: the Star Stream is lying to us

[echeveriia]

absolutely enamored with this distinguished gentleman i saw at the art museum

[furtherlands]

joel smallishbeans..

[weedsmokingbf]

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[spneveryseason]

[everlastingrandom]

reading vague posts about some unhinged discourse occurring far from my realm of exposure is like the platonic opposite of "I saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament" like damn clearly i was not at the sacrament what the fuck

[f4rlands]

this is them actually

[rotato-potato]

I just think I deserved to hear jamie tartt say non-monogomeh

[odonism]

🎧 WRAPPED POLL 🎶

≤ is less than or equal to and ≥ is greater than or equal to

[thegreatcaptainusopp]

I am just. SO fascinated by the core theme of dreams in One Piece as it pertains to Usopp. Everyone else has a dream that’s like…either very specific as a goal, very ambitious, or both (some at different levels of quantifiable than others). But Usopp’s simultaneously so simple and so unquantifiable. It’s not a hyperbole, like “bravest warrior of the sea”, for example. It’s just “brave warrior of the sea”. So straightforward. But like, how do you even declare that completed? At which point does Usopp look at himself and go: dream achieved! Because in that case, he’s already achieved it. He achieved it the second he stepped on the merry. He achieved it the second he was terrified scared during a fight and stayed to fight anyway. He achieved it the second he decided to fight everyone he loved because he thought they gave up on their ship. He achieved it the second he put on a mask and pretended to be someone else to be a hero.

The existence of Sogeking is so telling about this because like. He invents a persona in order to be a warrior and feel worthy enough to fight. But that’s still him under there. It seems like Luffy and Chopper aren’t the only ones fooled by the Sogeking persona, Usopp himself believes to an extent that that’s another guy, that’s the brave warrior of the sea he wants to be. But it’s still him!

So like. His journey is less about achieving the dream. It’s more about realizing that he’s already achieved it.

[acid-rainclouds]

Ok, despite it literally being my pinned post I’m gonna say it again

If your blog looks like THIS:

There is a 99.99% chance I will block you and possibly report you

Even if you don’t post things! Please! At least try to make your blog look like it’s owned by an actual person! And not like a bot! I’d hate to block people who just made a tumblr so they can look art n stuff!

[princelune]

wheatley is having a moment

[ID: an mspaint drawing of wheatley from portal 2. he is sitting on the floor of a white-paneled chamber. he is deflated like a beach ball and crying, a pool of tears coming from his optic and collecting around him. above him in black impact text is "UUAAGGUHUHGHHGAUAGHHUGUHG *SNNFFF* AUWAUGUHUUHUHUHUGA" and below him is "AUUGUUHHHHHGAGUUHHGG UAUUHG", both in all caps. end ID]

[purparo]

[furtherlands]

that’s my not streamer

[weedsmokingbf]

mothers: omg I would love for you to meet my daughter here she comes

the "daughter" in question:

[spneveryseason]

In a way I think the fact that “Sam is a class traitor because he went to college” discourse remains is fascinating bc to me it’s a symptom of taking what Stanford represented in the narrative completely unchallenged. Like going with the Winchester Head Of Family bottom line that Leaving is Selfish and Staying Together is the Most Important Thing very much drives this kind of thinking to me. I can’t fathom “guy gets into college on a needs based full scholarship” as a sentence that says class traitor of all things otherwise? Like the idea that Sam wanted to go to college to improve his life because he’s a snob rather than he was literally raised a child soldier and wanted better options is wild right?