#...even if theyre evil

[limblessher0]

Why am I being nice to the Rabbids. Where did my life go wrong. I only slept for 2 hours this time, I shouldn't be this out of it.

...Sigh. Ah, well. It never hurt to be nice to people.

[finleycannotdraw]

and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

[hysteriafossil]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

[faaun]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

[justaz]

like i’ve said time and time again, i haven’t watched bbc merlin in years but i was just wondering when the first time merlin called arthur by his name to his face and im scrolling thru the transcripts on the fandom wiki (supposedly it was s1ep4 btw) and im skimming the script for all these episodes and getting angrier and angrier. gaius was wrong for all that. morgana deserved so much better. edwin muirden was valid as hell (for targeting uther AND gaius. yeah. i said it.). also kilgharrah ate with that one lil line “then turn a blind eye. that is, after all, your talent” okay lizard brain pop offff.

[elfcollector]

I feel ill. All the fools and villains who ever fell for my ploys, they're — they're here!

[bugflies00]

in a month or in five years; i’ll be waiting

[oceanwithouthermoon]

*holds my breath* please dont be misogynistic please dont be misogynistic please dont be misogynistic

-me whenever a fic introduces teruhashi or yumehara

[3liza]

YouTubers specifically but of course people generally really think they have a realistic grasp of what the police and the court system "would" do in various situations that completely obliterates their ability to realistically judge allegations of wrongdoing and informs a huge amount of basic ignorance about people doing bad stuff IRL. watching some video idiot saying "well if the police had these kinds of allegations on file they would have arrested him immediately" which is just never true. and I mean you find out it's not true if you have even tertiary exposure to any facts about any famous criminal case, all of which are wall to wall documents of either outright police misconduct or simple incompetence. it's odd. for example if you watched a fictional movie that was staged identically to how things actually went down at the Ramsey household crime scene you would be scoffing that the filmmakers must know nothing about police procedure because it violated every basic crime scene preservation rule that exists, which unfortunately is actually what happened irl and what usually happens. I'm not sure what's so hard for everyone to understand about "cops are stupid and lazy and do not actually do 'their jobs' unless forced because solving crime and protecting people are not their real jobs and they know it"

[shesmore-shoebill]

10 min in. This is it. This is the winning formula. It's Spencer (knowledgable and experienced with games) playing a horror story based video game with Amanda and Angela watching right next to him and doing bits. They get to experience the game, learn about gaming, ask questions, enjoy a horror storyline and some of the adrenaline, but they also aren't stressed about learning mechanics so they're just squished up against each other doing bits with each other nonstop. The whole time. And also we get video games. Perfect. No notes.

[cashmere-caveman]

some assorted rats plus a bonus goodsir (more terror text post memes)

[todayisafridaynight]

[98chao]

truly i love all of you and i'm so grateful for all the support i get on my vanilla milkshake posts here because i've just seen the way people talk about vanilla milkshake and mysticao on twitter and its genuinely taken 50 years off my life. now i've been reminded as to why i should never join the crk fandom on twitter

[llamagoddessofficial]

Evil mc…but prison au? 👀

The cell block is her dance hall, and all the boys want to tango. Since she's a villain I'm assuming she's a fellow inmate.

Sans: Her eyes and ears in the prison... her unassuming spy who learns everyone's business and funnels it straight to her. Evil Mc being Evil Mc, she's probably found a way to place herself in the lower-risk prison block- perhaps convincing the prison board that she's at risk of being attacked if she's in the main cells. Perhaps Sans did the manipulation for her to get her more freedoms. Either way, she and her right hand man get a lot of quality time together.

... Sans likes having someone who knows the truth about how fucked up he is from the very beginning. She saw through him from the start. He doesn't have to pretend to be goofy, harmless, he doesn't have to wear a smiling mask; she knows exactly how dangerous he is and she likes it. It feels good to be alone together... to have someone with which he can completely drop the act.

Red: They still have that on-and-off highly flirtatious relationship that they have in the regular villain AU. He's just as devoted as before, he can't get enough of her, and she can't get enough of him either- he likes the danger. She likes his claws.

... Rather than being her ogeneral, he's more of a... bodyguard/supplier/willing boytoy. He keeps her safe if she ever ends up in the main prison population, he twists the guards' arms into doing what she wants, and he constantly delivers her a stream of any banned goods she needs (no questions asked). She respects the chokehold he has on the prison population and doesn't try to disrupt his command like another villain might- ironically, it means he now wants to give it to her willingly. It puts her in a position of massive power.

In a way, it does actually mirror the general and his superior. The army just happens to be the population of the prison.

Skull: Skull is less like her personal guard, and more like a personal bomb.

The fits of rage Skull enters when separated from Mc are something to behold. The prison, reluctantly, allow Skull and Mc a lot of time together- anything to get him to stop killing. Though he's muzzled and bound he still follows her everywhere like a lost dog, ready to take off the fingers of anyone who gets close; she happily feeds his obsessive connection to her, she's very doting and loving with him. The constant stream of attention actually leaves him in a stable enough state of mind to hold slow conversations, and forge alliances with the other two skeletons- it's easy to find common ground over their shared desire to be with her and keep her safe.

It's not dramatic to say he'd do anything for her. The moment she asks him to, he'd kill anyone, he'd break anything, he'd lay down mid-rampage, he'd start a riot. Anything she asks. Many 'incidents' of death or dismemberment chalked up to Skull just being insane were actually direct commands from Mc... though 'command' is a pretty harsh way of putting it.

All she did was ask softly, and kiss his cheekbone. That's all he needed.

[yippee-optimistically]

hi .. 😨 so super recently i read this rly neat fic and have had brainworms ever since. basically ever since mephone left, the final 4 have been left to their own devices in the contesting grounds which r actually pretty far from the hotel. they sort of just have to fend for themselves. these doodles r sort of between fic fanart and a little bit of a concept for my own take on the idea ?? but yeah :P

if i hear any ii s2 e15 spoilers from this post ill delete my blog