#...that's a sign i need to sleep

[whumperofworlds]

Me: Kidnapping.

My tired ass brain: Kemenapping.

Me, laughing till I have an asthma attack: KEMENAPPING.

[teyrnacousland]

With a new Dragon Age game out I am once again begging people to stop citing "Project Elvhen" when you're trying to figure out what in game elven phrases and words mean. That's just some thing some guy made up. It's not correct, it's not trying to be, it's fanmade.

Good Alternatives:

Bitter Gossamer's Elvhen Cipher (it is literally amazing! I highly recommend this one) Katiebour's Best Guess at Elvhen (very outdated, but still a good resource!) Dragon Age Wiki's Elven Language Page

[dykekarkat]

3 am and im thinking about jeandrew and their inability to protect neil josten. thinking about neil josten and his devotion in spite of that. jeandrew as these twisted mirrors who understand each other too well and can't stand to look at it bcus its a reminder of their own pain and failures. who have to exist together bcus they're both trapped in neil josten's blackhole orbit. Thinking.

[starlight-eclipsed]

A place to rest.

[b1mbodoll]

WHY IS TUMBLR STILL ON THIS STUPID SHIT I JUST WANT TO REPLY TO U NORMALLY PLEASEEEE. no but babe. you have Such a way with words this genuinely moved me. i feel you. i get this. karina babies for fucking ever please can we share her. MOMMY KARINA WE YEARN FOR U 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

no cus if you tell g!p rina you want her babies.. please be prepared to deal with her being absolutely insatiable. like. she has to breed you. her favorite position is missionary because she wants to see you n hold your hand n kiss you as she fucks you full of her cum. praises you for taking load after load deep inside n fucks you so good that her length nudges your cervix with each thrust.

even after karina’s finished (which Will take a While. she cannot stop thinking about you having her babies and the thought has her spilling yet Another load in your womb. you’re already so full n you’ve been leakin onto the bedsheets but she just. uses her fingers to collect the globs of cum n slips them into your mouth, her cock twitching inside of you as you moan n clean them up) she’ll either have you cockwarm her or she’ll insert one of those pussy plugs to ensure her cum isn’t wasted. she just wants a little family with her sweetheart <3

[kaddyssammlung]

I have never seen this! This is the most hair...well..that is not true...this is the weirdest thing....yes the weirdest thing I have seen in a long time. It looks wrong! It does look wrong! I get the hood. It makes everything look smooth in a way. Or idk how to describe it.

I don't understand why I have never seen this. Maybe I'm confusing it idk....

[draco-glacialis]

AU - The Coven survive the Witches Road (all live including Sharon)

Warning for child abuse (Evanora Harkness)

Whatever you do don’t think about Evanora Harkness refusing to feed Agatha. Evanora starving Agatha as punishment. Agatha growing up always hungry as a result. Agatha never learning how often your meant to eat or how much. Agatha leaving Salem and still not being able to learn these things because no where/one accepts her. Agatha ensuring Nicky never starves. Agatha ensuring Nicky never goes hungry even if it means she doesn’t eat. Agatha ensuring Nicky never feels how she felt, still feels. Agatha after Nicky’s death going days with eating or sleeping. Wanda’s Hex not including self care. The citizens of Westview having to check in on “Agnes” to ensure she hasn’t injured herself and has eaten at least one decent meal. Mrs Hart Sharon being the primary person to look after “Agnes”. The Coven learning that while Agatha is an amazing cook; she goes days without eating or sleeping because of Evanora (and other trauma). The Coven having to help Agatha learn healthy eating and sleeping habits. The Coven seeing Agatha (for who she is, seeing her human side). The Coven who doesn’t leave her, abandon her, turn their backs on her.

Funny bit I guess to make up for the angst:

Rio learning humans are meant to eat a decent at least once a day. Rio watching a Snickers ad and hearing the tag line “You’re not you when you’re hungry; have a Snickers”. Rio realising how unhealthy Agatha’s eating habits are. (Yet another reason to turn her mother-in-law into a toaster for the rest of eternity). Rio deciding that part of the reason Agatha was hiding for centuries was because she was hungry. Rio cooking Agatha meals in the middle of the night. The Coven waking up in the morning to food on the kitchen side (in various states of burnt (Rio never learnt how to cook, she never needed to)). Them not being able to figure it out. Rio giving Agatha food randomly. Agatha being left very confused and without answers (Rio had to leave after for her job). The Coven having a movie night and the Snickers ad comes on. Rio questioning Agatha about if she wasn’t acting like herself because she was hungry. Agatha facepalming. The rest of the Coven losing it laughing. Rio’s having a confused puppy face with the head tilt. Agatha explaining everything for once (Jen put a truth potion in her tea/coffee as a prank).

[ghost-inthe-hall]

What's the context?!?!??!

[dykedvonte]

I think everyone but Jimmy would believe in Aliens to an extent and have a weird story about something that happened while in space that they link back or like a UFO or alien.

Curly talks about blips on the radar that move to fast or irrationally to be regular space debris. Too uniform or too fluidly, they disappear too fast too. Anya talks about weird flickering and medbay or like odd flashes on the day screen that are too direct and specific to be simple glitches. Swansea talks about random mechanics on the ship giving out in odd ways, he’s been working for years and things don’t work like that, maybe even a gear or sprocket found after landing he swears is to foreign to be manmade but P.E always confiscates it. Daisuke always wanted to believe and takes the experiences of his very serious superiors, especially Swansea, as proof and wonders if the Tulpar is like a magnet for extraterrestrial happenings.

Jimmy thinks it’s stupid because why would aliens waste time doing all those little things and not just like abduct them? His ass obviously sees one and no one believes him cause they think they just being a jerk and messing with them, even Curly.

[gayerthebetter]

The "your dad doesn't understand you but that's ok because I do/I feel like everything about me is worthless yet you make me feel like I mean something" ship.

[winn-wynn]

If Hogwarts used Emails

From: Percy Weasley <percy.weasley@s.hogwarts.edu>

To: Filius Flitwick <filius.flitwick@hogwarts.edu>

Subject: CHARMS-ASGMNT 3

Dear Prof. Flitwick,

I hope this message finds you well. I am currently working on assignment 3, which is about the history of Weathering-Modifying Charms and whether or not they should be regulated. I also remember you writing down mobilicorpus, which is the spell for moving bodies of those who found themselves unable to walk. I was wondering if you meant mobiliarbus, which the spell to move plants and trees, which is closer to the subject?

I would greatly appreciate any guidance or suggestions you have to offer.

Thank you and have a great night!

Percy Weasley

W8008569

From: Filius Flitwick <filius.flitwick@s.hogwarts.edu>

To: Percy Weasley <percy.weasley@s.hogwarts.edu>

Subject: Re: CHARMS-ASGMNT 3

whoops typo yeah it's supposed to be mobiliarbus

-Flitwick

Sent from my iPhone

[crystallizsch]

50 pulls for qasr kalim….. no luck….. only the WRONG KALIM— 💥💥💥

[remnantofstars]

Hi guys have some sketches of the current oc cast of my fic Objet in motion! I had a lot of fun sketching them all, I hope I captured the correct vibes!

Zoe Rose Baird who belongs to @wandamaximoffkinnie

Jamie Darlington who belongs to @jayloocarrot

Ren Inkwell who belongs to @akigotbored

Hava Alcyone Osborne who belongs to @sichuansnatt

Nova Blake who belongs to @grwitch

Charles Rook who belongs to @ruk-u

And yeah I added Dakota, Tom and the lil kids too in the tiny doodles :D

[icantalk710]

Don't mind me, enjoying a little sudden-onset spring (of deception?) ☀️

[orb-the-watchman]

Here’s a swap I haven’t seen that often surprisingly

[happi-dreams]

it’s now 3 am but now i’m a squeaky clean boy so uhhh grabbing this out the lovely lego server i’m in to place here !!

number 1 -> two things I immediately noticed is emmet having a participation award and a diploma!! As well as him being completely alone on a roller coaster ride which is so sad and miserable, how can a cheery house be so underlying-ly empty… but also he has a trophy !! (perhaps another participation thing but still!! (i like thinking it was for his opera singing voice :D))

and 2 !!! a small thing i noticed (that might be me overanalysing but who knows!!) with how emmet’s animated, is how he moves a lot more expressively than everyone else, like with the dry cleaning he basically skips along while everyone else just walks and when the construction workers cheer emmet jumps much higher than all of them! (a tad hard to visualise in still form but yeah!)

Very fitting for Emmet of course — but it’s cool seeing how he’s already portrayed as a *little* different from everyone else through his happy nature and kinda sorta alludes to him being the ‘special’ or in general how his personality is compared to everyone else in a very small way in such a small amount of time which I find so cool and awesome—!!

small other things i noticed within the first .. 15 minutes !!! is emmet driving a very ordinary Octan made car, which is very fitting once again but also when he’s first driving he waves at someone !! joys !!

also he was completely out of the loop when the building was blown up .. emmet your poor ears buddy

also the radio show/music is called Rocktan which is very important and lovely to me i think