#1776 memes

[macaron-n-cheese]

John Adams when the Continental Congress is amending and revising the Declaration of independence

[vmpirevnom]

Today I have made a masterpiece

[fetchmearum420]

Meme time

[johnradams]

In wake of the awful men using their partners for content then mistreating them, let us remember the one true MaleWife Supreme

he could not harm mrs adams on this level because 1) his soul physically would not allow him to and 2) she's too powerful and would've killed him first.

[rmstitanics]

1776 (1972) AND TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS

[coolconsiderateman]

ok

[yr-martyr]

The Amrev people as things my friends and I have said (Pt.3)

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Hale: So, I’ve been hunting my brother for sport…

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McHenry, running into a room holding his wet sock in his hand:CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DEVIL THERE’S A BAG OF MILK ON THE GROUND?!

Harrison: …A bag of milk?!

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Hamilton: What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever did in a prestigious place

C. Addams: Um, so I’ve gone to Harvard a lot of times and-

Hamilton: oh buddy…

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Hamilton: I didn’t have much free time as a kid

Lafayette: I didn’t either

Hamilton, sarcastically: Oh yeah, I’m sure you had to work so hard in the palace of the gods

Lafayette: if it was Olympus maybe there’d of been something to do

Hamilton: so you admit it

Laurens: we used to hit my brother Harry with sticks sometimes

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Everyone at Monmouth: I’m going to melt like the wicked which of the west

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Laurens: what are you doing?

Hamilton: Bad bitch shit

Laurens:

Hamilton: finances

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Tilghman: And we are live in 2 minutes!

Hamilton: I have this friend, Eliza

Tilghman: is that short for Elizabeth or is it just Eliza

Hamilton: Well her grandmother died on the day she was born so she’s named after her

Tilghman, crying laughing: YOU CANT SAY THAT WERE GONNA BE LIVE!

Hamilton: my mom died

Tilghman: THATS NOT BETTER

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Tallmadge: well how’s the spy work going

Hale: I got attacked by a dog and then I got into a physical fight with a literal 12yo

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Hale: I’m not having the best luck today… or ever.

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Hamilton: *spits on the floor*

Laurens: That is literally so disgusting

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Hale: so, I don’t think anybody cares but ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VILE!

Tallmadge: A LITTLE GLASS VILE?!

Washington: this is a serious meeting!!

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Brewster: Once I drank gas station gas and I used a leaf to wipe my ass

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*over text*

Shippen: Adel and I took a train down to the morgue once

Andrè: ????

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Tallmadge: Jekyll and Hyde more like Jackal and Hyde

Billy Lee:…

Tallmadge: *screeches*

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Hale: I’m scraping gunk of my horn

Hale: that sounds really gross I’m like,, genuinely scraping gunk of a powder horn right now

[nocternalrandomness]

[strawdxll]

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[jessica-marie-baumgartner]

1776

Happy 4th of July

[curiositymemes]

1776 SENTENCE STARTERS : PART ONE.

taken from the 1972 film adaptation of the 1969 broadway musical. feel free to change wording and pronouns and provide context as necessary. do not add to this list.    

“there you are.”

“didn’t you hear me call you?”

“what do you keep coming up here for?”

“i can just imagine.”

“oh, good god.”

“what in the hell are you waiting for?!”

“sit down, ___.”

“consider yourselves fortunate that you have ____ to abuse, for no sane man/woman/person would tolerate it!”

“will someone shut that man/woman/person up?” / “never!”

“a cataclysmic earthquake, i’d accept with some despair.”

“good god, sir/madam/per, was that fair?”

“nothing’s ever solved.” 

“___, ___, is that you carrying on, ___?”

“oh ___, ___, i have such a desire to knock heads together.” 

“i’m no further along than i was when i first came here.” 

“i know, my dearest, i know.”

“but that’s because you make everything so complicated.”

“and hurry home to me.”

“what else is new?”

“now, have you done as i asked?” / “no, ___, i have not.” / “well, why have you not?!”

“i’m afraid we have a more urgent problem.” 

“don’t smirk at me, you egotist, pay heed to what i say.”

“i am, as i ever was, yours.”

“where in hell are you?!”

“___, i see you hiding behind that tree, it won’t do you any good!”

“i have been looking everywhere for you, where in god’s name have you been?!”

“it stinks.” / “as ever, the soul of tact.”

“where were you last night when i needed you?” 

“i have more to do than stand here listening to you quote yourself.” 

“reconciliation, my ass.”

“and if ____ can’t put up with you, nobody can.” 

“you’re getting at something.” / “how can you tell?”

“oh, ____, that’s brilliant. wasn’t that brilliant, ____?” 

“i’ll leave tonight. why, hell, i’ll leave right now, if ya like!”

“what makes you so sure you can do it?”

“forward, ho!”

“that was the most revolting display i have ever witnessed.”

“you and your infernal obsession for deviousness.”

“if you’ll be wanting anything at all…” 

“there won’t be too long to wait.”

“i’m surprised you didn’t know that.”

“___ here is just a lad/lass/kid.”

“you’re too late, ___. once i get them, they’re got.” 

“oh, ___, forgive me, but how can anyone see you if you insist on standing in ___’s shadow?”

“what are you staring at? haven’t you ever seen a great man/woman/person before?” 

“do you have the honor to be dr/mr/mrs/mx ___?” 

“oh, ___, i only wish ___ felt like my big toe all over.” 

“that strutting popinjay was so damn sure of his/her/themself.”

“sweet jesus!”

“you’ve abused the privilege.”

“my god, it’s hot.”

“we are not in touch at the present time.”

“may we hear about the weather?” 

“sadly, i see no way of stopping them at the present time.”

“where’s the fire, can anybody tell?”

“___, i’m back! i’m back, ___!”  / “___, lad/lass/kid, welcome back.”

“is it done?”

“you would, you lousy wart.”

“___ abstains courteously.”

“the people are against it, and i’m for it.” 

“i’m comin’, i’m comin’! hold your damn horses.” / “we’re waiting on you, ___.” / “well, it won’t kill you.” 

“so it’s up to me, huh?”

“well, i’ll tell you.”

“in all my years, i’ve never seen, heard, nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn’t be talked about.”

“hell yes! i’m for debating anything.” 

“well, now, you’ve got your way at last, ___.”

“i confess i’m almost relieved.” 

“yes, that’s what he/she/they want. nothing less will satisfy him/her/them.” 

“how is a man/woman/person to sleep?”

“how is a man/woman/person to stay awake?”

“why can’t you acknowledge what already exists?!”

“sit down, you scurvy dog, or i’ll knock you down!”

“i only got two hands!”

“you refuse to understand us.”

“for once in your life, ___, take a chance.”

“i say the time is now. it may never come again.”

“we will more than compensate in spirit.”

“you…. you fribble!” 

“are you calling me a coward?” 

“stop it, stop it!” 

“the enemy’s out there.”

“but he/she/they should go home.”

“a man/woman/person should die in his/her/their own bed.”

“i’m here, ___.” 

“___, do something. think.” / “i’m thinking, but nothing’s coming.”

“excuse me. is this ___?”

“yes, i can see that it must be.”

“we’ve been looking for you everywhere, you see.”

“oh, how splendid. that means we’re not too late!” 

“i regret that i must be the bearer of unhappy tidings.”

“why the long face?” 

“tell me. why did they arrest the little bastard?”

“well, haven’t i made that clear?” / “no.” / “well, i suppose i haven’t.”

“what are you doing?!”

“you’ve sunk us!”

“i can see no other way.”

“oh, for heaven’s sake, let me get through it once.”

“ditto, ditto, et cetera, et cetera.” 

“what in hell goes on in ____?!” 

“they speak very fast and very loud and nobody listens to anybody else with the result that nothing ever gets done.”

“any objections?” / “i have objections. i have lots of objections!” 

“i don’t know, he/she/they had a funny look on his/her/their face.” / “he/she/they always does.”

“i’m obnoxious and disliked, you know that.”

“hell no!” 

“i don’t know a participle from a predicate.” 

“he’s/she’s/they’re obnoxious and disliked, did you know that?” / “i hadn’t heard.”

“leave me alone!” 

“magnificent.”

“life is more than sexual combustibility!” 

“who will make me, ___?” / “i.” / “you?” / “yes.” / “how?” / “by physical force, if necessary.” 

“you’re obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied.” 

“oh, ____, you are driving me to homicide!”

“we may see murder yet!”

[macaron-n-cheese]

Adams, Franklin, and Jefferson are such an iconic trio, but what would happen if they were on a sidewalk? I'm going to write their sidewalk 2 and 1 dynamics.

First dynamic: Adams and Franklin together, Jefferson alone and quiet in back (this is the default since Tom is NOT a talker).

Adams and Franklin: Bantering or bickering. Their conversation can flip from one to the other like a coin.

Jefferson: Thinking about hot sex with Martha and zoning out from the world. If Franklin and Adams suddenly stop he will crash into them. But, for now he doesn't hear a word they are saying.

Second dynamic: Jefferson and Franklin together, Adams alone but in front, leading the bunch.

Jefferson and Franklin: Happily talking about nerd stuff. Maybe swivel chairs. Adams does not care.

Adams: Marching along in front. He says something snarky every now and then to the others for lagging behind or them telling a stupid joke. He is secretly fantasizing about escaping their company to return to Abigail.

Third dynamic: Adams and Jefferson in front, Franklin is in back listening and giggling.

Adams and Jefferson: Having a cordial and calm conversation with so many "accidental" double entendres.

Franklin: If only he had a recording device he would be using it. He can't stop laughing at the others and Adams is telling him to shut up. He sings Increase and Multiply (Doozy Doozy Lamb) but gay.

I don't know why I made this. I am at work and should be focusing. This is all just a joke btw.

[freedomsframe1776]

[fetchmearum420]

This is historically accurate. I don’t care what the books say.

[ghetsis]

read to me (perhaps in the b2w2 verse?)

read to me (open)

"This author states, 'I scarce remember in my own observation, to have met with any old men, or with such, who (to use our English phrase) wear well, that had not, at least, a certain gaiety, and cheerfulness of heart. The truth of it is, health and cheerfulness mutually beget each other, with this difference, that we seldom meet with a degree of health, which is not attended with a certain cheerfulness; but very often see cheerfulness, where there is no great degree of health.'

"I feel like that final statement negates his claim that health and happiness mutually beget one another. That would imply that the healthier you are, the happier you are and the happier you are, the healthier you are. Which, by his own admission, is not the case! Why bother to conflate correlation and causation at all unless to feed some misplaced optimism? I suppose it's all part of the human condition to lie to oneself as much as needed to keep pushing forward. Like the poor and invalid who continue to pray to a God despite the evidence that it cares very little for them. Interesting, isn't it? The mental games people will play with themselves as a means of survival."

[scalar]

67!

vampire reference in a minor key - will wood