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Choosing the best WordPress hosting for your site is critical. And the most important thing you need to consider is… How fast it is! Why? Because if your website loads slowly, you will suffer from- Lower search engine rankings Higher bounce rates Lower page view numbers Lower conversion rates And last but not least… A SLOW WEBSITE = LOWER PROFITS! Your websites speed is critical to the bottom line of your business. And all of that starts by making sure you choose the best WordPress hosting for you. PRO TIP: With WordPress hosting- “best” does not mean “most expensive” Keep reading and you’ll understand exactly what I mean… Because the tests below will help you save $,080 this year. Which Is The Best WordPress Hosting? Choosing the best WordPress hosting is easy. You want to make sure that the host you choose- Is super fast on the front and back end Loads your website quickly globally Takes security seriously (automatic backups & SSL) Offers great support Provides value for money The problem is, that is much easier said than done. So to find out who really offers the best WordPress hosting… I setup 8 test blogs across 7 popular managed WordPress hosting providers. And then I ran tests across each of those 8 blogs- Speed of loading from different locations around the world Ability to cope with a plugin-heavy WP blog Ability to handle a heavy simultaneous traffic load How each hosts hardware benchmarks Support speed & quality Value for money (very surprising result!) Note: I chose the cheapest plan with multiple sites. Cheaper plans are available. Kinsta – Who are the current host of this blog Cost: websites, $0 monthly, $00 annually CDN: Yes – KeyCDN included WPX Hosting – The previous host of this blog before Kinsta Cost: websites, $.99 monthly, $9.99 annually CDN: Yes – WPX Cloud included WP Engine – My host before WPX Hosting (it wasn’t great) Cost: websites, $ monthly, $0 annually CDN: Yes – MaxCDN>Stackpath included SiteGround – Specifically their managed WordPress hosting option Cost: unlimited website, normally $9.9 monthly, $9.0 annually CDN: No – Free CloudFlare recommended Hostgator – The managed WordPress Hosting package Cost: websites, $7.9 monthly, $.0 annually CDN: No – Free CloudFlare recommended Liquid Web – Again, their managed WordPress hosting offering Cost: 0 websites, $99 monthly, $,88 annually CDN: No – Free CloudFlare recommended Amazon EC – Not a managed WordPress host, but a DIY wildcard alternative Cost: Unlimited websites, $.99 monthly, $79.88 annually CDN: No – Free CloudFlare recommended So with WPEngine & LiquidWeb being the most expensive of all of them by a long way. You would expect them to be the clear winners… Right? WRONG! Not even close. How I Tested WordPress Hosting Speed I setup a total of 8 test sites across each of the 7 hosts. Hosts that included a CDN as part of their package had sites installed on them (WPXHosting, Kinsta & WP Engine). Hosts that ask you to use a free CDN like CloudFlare had sites installed on them (Siteground, Hostgator, Amazon EC & LiquidWeb). All of the sites are hosted in the USA. Then I created different types of blog on host and cloned that across each host using this plugin– Blog Type Heavy Cronus Theme photos ,000 words Blog Type Heavy Cronus Theme 0 plugins No text/images Blog Type Blog Type Plus Free CloudFlare CDN And to help make things a little easier for you… You can see the live versions of all of test blogs below- Siteground Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Blog Type (type + Cloudflare) HostGator Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Blog Type (type + Cloudflare) LiquidWeb Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Blog Type (type + Cloudflare) Amazon EC Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Blog Type (type + Cloudflare) WPX Hosting Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Kinsta Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) WP Engine Blog Type (image heavy) Blog Type (plugin heavy) Feel free to click through to any of them and run your own tests! But if you’re too lazy to do that… Here are the results of my tests- Test – Image Heavy Site Loading Speed In this test: I took the Blog Type (image heavy) install for each host and ran it through GTMetrix twice. Often a sites content is cached on the hosting server and CDN. So I ran passes of GTMetrix to make sure all caches were primed. Then I tested each site from 7 global locations and averaged out the results. This is what it looks like- USACanadaUKAustraliaChinaBrazilIndia Tested From Dallas, USA. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds ms View Result Kinsta . seconds 00 ms View Result SiteGround . seconds ms View Result WP Engine . seconds ms View Result Liquid Web .8 seconds ms View Result HostGator . seconds 9 ms View Result Amazon EC . seconds 900 ms View Result Tested From Vancouver, Canada. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result Kinsta . seconds 8 ms View Result WPX Hosting . seconds 89 ms View Result HostGator .7 seconds ms View Result SiteGround .8 seconds ms View Result WP Engine . seconds 9 ms View Result LiquidWeb . seconds ms View Result Amazon EC .8 seconds 900 ms View Result Tested From London, United Kingdom. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting 0. seconds 7 ms View Result SiteGround . seconds 9 ms View Result WP Engine .7 seconds 8 ms View Result Kinsta .0 seconds ms View Result Liquid Web . seconds ms View Result Amazon EC . seconds 800 ms View Result HostGator .0 seconds 7 ms View Result Tested From Sydney, Australia. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting 0.8 seconds ms View Result Kinsta . seconds 00 ms View Result SiteGround .7 seconds 800 ms View Result WP Engine . seconds 800 ms View Result Liquid Web . seconds 900 ms View Result HostGator .0 seconds 00 ms View Result Amazon EC .0 seconds 00 ms View Result Tested From Hong Kong, China. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds 700 ms View Result Kinsta . seconds 00 ms View Result SiteGround . seconds 900 ms View Result WP Engine . seconds 900 ms View Result HostGator .8 seconds 8 ms View Result Liquid Web .0 seconds 000 ms View Result Amazon EC 9.0 seconds 800 ms View Result Tested From Sao Paulo, Brazil. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting .7 seconds 0 ms View Result WP Engine . seconds 700 ms View Result Kinsta . seconds 00 ms View Result SiteGround . seconds 000 ms View Result Liquid Web .7 seconds 00 ms View Result HostGator . seconds 00 ms View Result Amazon EC .7 seconds 800 ms View Result Tested From Mumbai, India. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) TTFB(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting 0.9 seconds 0 ms View Result SiteGround . seconds 00 ms View Result Kinsta .7 seconds 00 ms View Result WP Engine .8 seconds 000 ms View Result Liquid Web . seconds 00 ms View Result Amazon EC . seconds 00 ms View Result HostGator . seconds 00 ms View Result Click Here To See The Test Data Hide The Test Data Test Conclusions The clear winner here is WPX Hosting. But it’s fair to say that all of the hosts performed within acceptable levels in Canada and North America (except for Amazon EC). It’s only when you start taking a global look at things do you see dramatic differences in the load times. But having globally fast loading times is critical in the modern economy. Test – Plugin Heavy Site Loading Speed A plugin heavy site can cause huge problems when it comes to load times. And it’s easy to get carried away! This blog has active plugins at the time of writing- And plugins can have such a big impact on load time… WP Engine maintains a list of plugins that are banned on their platform. So for the Blog Type (plugin heavy) installs, I installed 0 popular plugins with no other content whatsoever. Thrive Architect Yoast SEO Smushit Contact Form 7 All In One Schema WooCommerce TinyMCE Advanced Really Simple SSL MailChimp for WordPress Insert Headers and Footers Redirection WP Statistics AMP for WordPress Google Analyticator WP Sitemap Page Login LockDown WP-Polls WP Google Fonts Cookie Notice for GDPR Social Media Share Buttons & Icons Quiz & Survey Master PDF Embedder WP Project Manager ManageWP Worker Code Snippets Tablepress PrettyLinks bbPress WordPress Download Manager Business Directory Plugin Click Here To See All 0 Plugins Hide The Plugin List This test is different because we are testing the computing power of the host, rather than the speed of delivering static image files. Then I tested each plugin heavy install from 7 global locations & averaged out the results- USACanadaUKAustraliaChinaBrazilIndia Tested From Dallas, USA. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WP Engine . seconds View Result Amazon EC . seconds View Result WPX Hosting .0 seconds View Result Kinsta . seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result SiteGround . seconds View Result Liquid Web . seconds View Result Tested From Vancouver, Canada. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds View Result WP Engine .7 seconds View Result SiteGround .7 seconds View Result LiquidWeb .7 seconds View Result Kinsta .8 seconds View Result HostGator .8 seconds View Result Amazon EC .8 seconds View Result Tested From London, United Kingdom. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds View Result WP Engine . seconds View Result Kinsta . seconds View Result Liquid Web . seconds View Result Amazon EC .8 seconds View Result SiteGround .0 seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result Tested From Sydney, Australia. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds View Result WP Engine . seconds View Result SiteGround .7 seconds View Result Liquid Web . seconds View Result Kinsta .7 seconds View Result Amazon EC .7 seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result Tested From Hong Kong, China. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting .0 seconds View Result Kinsta .8 seconds View Result SiteGround .9 seconds View Result WP Engine . seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result Liquid Web .9 seconds View Result Amazon EC .8 seconds View Result Tested From Sao Paulo, Brazil. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WP Engine . seconds View Result SiteGround .0 seconds View Result Kinsta .9 seconds View Result WPX Hosting .0 seconds View Result Amazon EC . seconds View Result Liquid Web .8 seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result Tested From Mumbai, India. Host Page Load Time(lower is better) Test Result WPX Hosting . seconds View Result SiteGround .9 seconds View Result WP Engine .0 seconds View Result Kinsta .0 seconds View Result Amazon EC . seconds View Result Liquid Web . seconds View Result HostGator . seconds View Result Click Here To See The Test Data Hide The Test Data Test Conclusions Like the first test, WPX Hosting is the winner here. Although it is a marginal win over WP Engine. It’s worth bearing in mind that the tested page had absolutely zero content. And the slower hosts seem to have started choking with the higher number of requests. Test – WordPress Performance Tester Benchmarks The WordPress Performance Tester plugin is specifically designed to stress test WordPress hosting servers. It does that by running a number of tests- Math – 00,000 math function tests String Manipulation – 00,000 string manipulation tests Loops – ,000,000 loop iterations Conditionals – ,000,000 conditional logic checks MySql – basic mysql functions and ,000,000 ENCODE() iterations $wpdb – 0 insert, select, update and delete operations And then outputs performance metrics- Execution Time – how long it took to do all of those tests (lower is better) Queries Per Second – how many queries per second processed (higher is better) I ran each of the Blog Type (image heavy) installs for each host through the plugin. And these were the results… Host Execution Time(lower is better) Queries Per Second(higher is better) Test Result WPX Hosting 0.70 ,8 View Result SiteGround 0.7 ,0 View Result Kinsta 0.89 , View Result Liquid Web 0.98 ,0 View Result Amazon EC .00 View Result WP Engine . 9 View Result HostGator 9. 08 View Result Click Here To See The Test Data Hide The Test Data Test Conclusion As you can see x of the more budget friendly hosts WPX Hosting & Siteground performed incredibly well here. But interestingly: The more expensive hosts like Kinsta, LiquidWeb and WP Engine failed to perform. That is the exact opposite of what I would expect to happen… You would think those extra $$$ translate into better hosting hardware and setups! But the data is telling a different story. Test – Load Impact Next I wanted to know: How would each host perform under stress from 00 simultaneous visitors? However I had a huge problem: Most hosts automatically block tests like this because it reseambles a DDOS attack. But it was critical that I conducted anonymous testing because I didn’t want the hosts to know I was testing them. So I created a new page on each Blog Type (image heavy) install with ,000 words- WPX Hosting – https://hostingtest.space/load-impact/ WP Engine – https://hostingtest.space/load-impact/ Kinsta – https://hostingtest.space/load-impact/ SiteGround – https://hostingtest7.space/load-impact/ Hostgator – https://hostingtest0.space/load-impact/ Amazon – https://hostingtest.space/load-impact/ Liquid Web – https://hostingtest.space/load-impact/ Then I set Load Impact to work by sending 00 simulated visitors to load each page on each host. This is how it played out- Host Maximum Page Load Time(lower is better) Maximum Requests Handled(higher is better) Test Result WPX Hosting 0.7 seconds ,70 View Result Liquid Web . seconds 99 View Result WP Engine .7 seconds ,0 View Result Amazon EC 0. seconds 0 View Result Click Here To See The Test Data Hide The Test Data Test Conclusion From the tests I was able to complete- WPX Hosting was the hands down winner here – it wasn’t even close. And although WPEngine, Amazon and LiquidWeb were slower… They did not collapse under the testing and remained online. As for the other hosts I had problems testing with- Kinsta – LoadImpact was reporting a problem with overloaded Amazon VPS’s SiteGround – Either the hosting failed or they automatically blocked LoadImpact HostGator – Fell down during testing , the site went offline with a 0 error And while I would have loved to get a result for them… It would have brought attention to my testing & I wanted to test anonymously. Perhaps in the future I will be able to run this test again for the missing hosts. Test – Hosting Support Speed of your website is one thing. But speed (and quality) of support is another. And given that the tested hosts are self proclaimed “WordPress Experts”… I wanted to put that to the test. So I opened an identical support ticket with each host to see- How long it took to respond If they would fix the problem for me Here is the support ticket I sent to each host- Hi Support, I am not a very technical person and need help with the setup of this redirect on my site hosted with you thanks: hostingtest.space – all pages except hostingtest.space/wp-admin to redirect to hostingtest.space Thanks in advance. Matt It’s not a super easy problem to fix… But it’s not super difficult either. Any WordPress expert should be able to tackle it. In my opinion the easiest way to solve this problem is with a .htaccess edit like this- RewriteEngine On RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !^(/wp-admin|.wp-login.php.) [NC] RewriteRule (.*) http:/hostingtest.space//$ [R=0,L] But: There is always more than one way to skin a cat! Test Conclusion As expected – the test results varied wildly here. Some hosts took full control and deployed a solution on my behalf… Where as others… didn’t. Here is how they performed- WPEngineSitegroundLiquidwebHostgatorWPXHostingKinstaAmazon WP Engine There was minute delay on live chat support initially- And ultimately… They said it wasn’t possible to do- Eric Roiz: This unfortunately wouldn’t be something that can work with a WordPress setup. With the way that WordPress loads out it’s content that wouldn’t be able to work Matthew Woodward: Can it be done in the htaccess file? Eric Roiz: No, it’s not a matter or being able to redirect or not, but rather that the way the sites individually load their content, that wouldn’t be able to work Matthew Woodward: OK Eric, I appreciate you trying. Thanks and have a good day there. It wasn’t that the WP Engine Support Agent didn’t necessarily want to do it for me. But he certainly didn’t know how to do it. Siteground Live chat response was pretty fast! But the support team wasn’t willing to apply the change for me and wanted me to read an article and use their tool myself: Martin T.: Sure, we do have a tool just for that and an article dedicated to it as well: https://www.siteground.com/kb/how_do_i_redirect_one_domain_to_another_domain_name/ Matthew Woodward: I always screw up things like this and would greatly appreciate you doing it for me thanks. Martin T.: I would be able to assist you if you’re facing any difficulties, but don’t worry it’s really easy and you can’t really mess anything up :) Matthew Woodward: I always find a way! Matthew Woodward: And it will take me along time to go through the article and understand the exact steps. Martin T.: It’s ok Martin T.: Believe me it’s really easy and you can’t mess anything up as the redirects can always be removed :) Matthew Woodward: I guess it’s not your policy to do stuff like that. It’s OK I understand. Martin T.: As customer support representative we’re here to help whenever you’re facing any difficulties, of course, I would love to assist you with any difficulties that might come up when trying to manage your account with us :) Matthew Woodward: Sure Martin, I appreciate that and have a good day there. Bye for now. I did take comfort in the fact that if I applied the changes myself and messed them up, that the SiteGround support team would help me out if I did mess it up. Liquid Web Accessing live chat was very fast and the support agency was willing to help. Although he stated that it wasn’t their normal policy- “that is out of the scope of our support. normally that would fall under your responsibility. but as a courtesy i can attempt that. just keep in mind that we don’t normally do this.” And as Liquid Web are one of the more expensive hosts, I was pleased to see them take control of requests like this. Hostgator Hostgators live chat response was very fast. However: Their solution failed when tested and the subsequent workaround seemed much more complex- While it was overly complex, they did demonstrate that why were willing to take control of requests rather than palming them off on support documents. WPX Hosting WPX Hosting were the most impressive of the bunch. Not only did they answer almost immediately but they also completed the request for me in about 0 minutes- Luchezar: I have set the redirection as requested, can you please test on your end and see if it’s working? Please clear your browser’s cache. Just press CTRL + F or use Incognito Mode (CTRL + SHIFT + N) for Chrome and (CTRL + SHIFT + P) for Firefox. For reference, please check this article: https://wpxhosting.c…er-cache-chrome-firefox-edge-/ Matthew: Sure, one moment. Yes that works. Thank you and have a good day there. Bye for now. You can’t ask for a better customer experience than that! Kinsta Kinsta (my current host) have always offered great, responsive support that takes control of issues. They responded quickly to the live chat, but it seemed this issue stumped them – even though I have challenged them with much more complex issues in the past. The Kinsta agent spent a very long time ( hours+) trying to fix it but couldn’t get it working fully- But they were committed to the resolution and prepared to invest significant time to help. Amazon Amazon is not a managed service like the other hosts here and is strictly do it yourself I know from past experience that you have to submit a ticket/email and they reply within hours typically. However, if their hardware is working- they expect the user to do everything in terms of configuration and software so their service wasn’t relevant for this test. Click Here To See The Support Requests Hide The Support Requests Kinsta, LiquidWeb & WPXHosting solved the problem successfully. And out of those - It was WPXhosting that solved the problem the quickest and with minimum fuss. However: WPEngine & SiteGround seriously fell short here Their “WordPress experts” were not able to solve the problem. Test – The Free CloudFlare CDN x of the hosts I tested did not include any kind of CDN- SiteGround LiquidWeb HostGator Amazon EC And it is common advice for hosting companies to recommend you setup the free version of the CloudFlare CDN. Supposedly this will help increase site speed. But is that really true? To find out I cloned the Blog Type (image heavy) install to a new domain on each host and then activated the free CloudFlare CDN- Siteground No CDN Free CloudFlare CDN HostGator No CDN Free CloudFlare CDN Amazon EC No CDN Free CloudFlare CDN LiquidWeb No CDN Free CloudFlare CDN Then I tested each of these installs with GTMetrix from 7 different global locations. And the results were very interesting… WordPress Hosting Features Compared So far we have focused purely on speed, reliabiliy and support. But what about other hosting features… As you can see: There really isn’t that much difference between them on the face of it… Except for price! It’s only with the nitty gritty testing that you see huge differences in quality of service. The Worst Things About Each Host Regardless of which host you look at, each of them have their own cons. The best wordpress hosting for me, isn’t necessarily the best WordPress hosting for you. For example: WPX Hosting is clearly the fastest, but if you need phone support… They aren’t right for you. So here is what I didn’t like about each of the managed WordPress hosting options- WP Engine They are the most expensive +$0/month for UK hosting No email support – additional costs with Google Apps etc Long banned plugins list Majority owned by GoDaddy’s owner Poor ratings & very bad experience WPX Hosting No phone support No Git support Servers are only available in USA and UK Back end control panel could be easier to use Hostgator Terrible trust score No CDN on base plan No free SSLs, only paid No staging area Long list of banned plugins Automatic backups are a paid upgrade Terrible loading speed from non-US locations (see above tests) Liquid Web Very expensive Not exactly the quickest based on my testing No CDN on base plan (but free Cloudflare CDN worked best of tested hosts here) No free email, costs $0 monthly extra + $-$ per email address No discounts for annual subscription Kinsta No phone support Expensive for multiple websites No email support – additional costs with Google Apps etc List of banned plugins No live chat for pre-sales questions No free migration on the base plan SiteGround Pricing virtually triples in year No staging area on base plan After first month, no monthly payment option No real CDN on base plan (free Cloudflare doesn’t count) Amazon Not really a WordPress host You need to configure everything Very technical, requires command line No CDN No automatic backups Support is for their hardware only No cost saving reason to choose Amazon over dedicated WP hosts Wrapping It Up While it is usually true that

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SCANNER SPATTER by David John Roden

aer0oil de-couple/ I

n/sertion

cellulase under polysaccharide gliderpuff compost4est floor from tValley’s side survey dime-through-quiet Boschian Incongruity [ConSec intel designation] blistered sward sens buffer

traumupload chameleonweave

takpatina decay

twigs/n leaves

sensate synchyell0 loamthread rhizome w/streaks on white foam

upload2ConSec SatWatchers SCAN4protosentience

4 salient hypersurfacez

oculars saccaded 4est heat-signatures inert @adjacent bush

they fell1thru scorpion addict’s ominous limbic glam rending/consuming wentw/fast impact/n chamo-weave/n deep thighmeat rolling aside on the slope 2C it launch2last/fast

cani4m weaponmount harnessed/n tawny flanks

so boned

4conjoint netweaking 4 hyper cerebral electrolysis bald jowled headgrowl lips pulled over Rottweiler Dents neckfur collar studded w/Disney/Vd+ logo crackd like melonspray shit skull shards gut blowout dents land@ cranberry file 2 points 1 buffered moved/n tagged on visual ConSec HR quaint butt 0 jaundiced quips

airwasp shimmer-dents bury bark canilubed through undergrowth [guessing her aim from phase shifts/n parietal lobe] pigface has human chassis crusted w/gristle gats dildo plug/n musclethigh breasts contused w/greasy gatlings caged fli-dent munitions on collagen [empty after the precipitate assault] SCAN fear-spiked amygdala sequalae 0

cortisolnadrenal

string-maskedw/leather redball

gag unFKed beyond patchwork dolls2halts

aneurysms bloom

nosebleed wrought FKurge2remove gag

strappo plug squirt militant flukes w/bioport emulation place 4 venereal wormz/n a sample tooth thighmeat/n

analgesic cools secret cham-weave’s

AGI-text1 whistled 2 security lodge [battle elated] the HR tag resolved head-on-dog as Greg Chimes [long 0 Brand’s Security]

4me@lodge

other sentinels quiesce over the Valley awaiting guidance/missiv from their Mistress 0 movement yet Chimes’ colleague some ‘gardener’ or remote loiterer squinting into cocoid sun his denature smiles @agony/n the Bosch-IGY derangement lent fey beauty dance among sedentary inmates though hard latitudinal summers bare under grey sere scrutiny rude crosses/n infected slashes flesh red/n pink

1images duly buffered/n uploaded 1 downloaded annals from ConSecHR & jitter presence in veiled sentinels bought haughty black smile from fem-physique flaunted fur by jacket

taking down 1or2 @a time was easy

1 does not relish an inhuman wave

the Guard waved me gate C beyond 0fice door 2 compact prints 0 celeb suicides

porn uneaten @popular diseases 0 social media influencers 1 asked him how he liked here

‘your personnel stat you’re up on Freud & Sade’ cough/n deprecate

Bosch Incongruity stakes hammered turf 50M circle on each/a racoon upper body or other had glad maggots twitching w/fuzz feardesiccated heads looked on reproachful Guard took post2post intro each john cute crucial/or stray dog-envelope transmuting 2 species machine

the ur-4m-shell or yello interrupt vacant anus wounds cascading dense meat prick impingements amid mass spikes 0 spiritus animalis beneathuz pruning synaps whose chaotic/sporadic weights teach the dead how2feel

scraped filmy gristle from the racoon bag specimen while Guard laughs/n queasies a power ballad

Brand’s windowless N-face cantilevered over exhibited dead Glow concrete canyon

skydrone Incongruity/n 4est edge

within monitoring evaluating & updating

Ye? asked 1 moved from eviscerated poodle2brush hand w/itz paw 2blindsheep nailed by legs/n unresponsive 2caresses sum corrodedmind all steeped in black Ressentiment

doubtless Guard’s prized animal ethicist

‘1 never get im saccharine & overproduced’‘it wasn’t upabout rap…’‘what = you?’

1 wears thick insoles 2increase height compensations include the funerary black 1habitually sport @ConSec

don’t look physical but sovereinkillboi \LOL suiting my distressed hypersurface

ur brain needles

Guard experiencing such intrusion as system-UCS cocks stroked all his wound labias

tell me ’= ‘a commendable 4mal suicide pool @his Mal home w/ex-wife & children ’ Guard stammedlove gut shot well entitled 2 pornexotica …‘1’m a ConSec Assayer’

he but warbled then shot him n the skull & turned the gun on herself

beautiful day his handz shy caress thin corporate issue trousers complete

ground zero 4Videodrome+prominent celeb 2Thanatropian Kult but not last contagion elaborazione gibson’s aut0ixion kidman’s immaculate defenestration slp immolation would have sed little 2ConSec Illuminati

another clickbait PSYOP leaves them free 2 explore unpalatable options 4 flourishing

your servant2facts made Retro valley0death hav socioeconomic utility n minor PSYOP but celebkult deathnegative not objective negation 0 Thanatos accomplishing/n secret @ConSec BirthGrave but dirempted political affect

Kapital debars death as impossibile psych excised 2hetrotopic grave & ICU but if embraces death the irrational product grinds 2zero2disconnectthis is apparent – as 2ConSec/n all sufficiently advanced financed AGIs

however riding it out requires The Herd4 pr0itz extraction

1 scribing layers 0delire buffering fruits 0 Hippocampus/nPFC sandboxed 0 abreaction malware

oralter SCANs 2detonate if 1 violates CsexWarranty or confirms assumptionSoSec records internal sex aggression project on2manifolds

0 Guardlimbo-deep scar subsequent from exposure2Incongruity/n Brand NeuroSemiosis

1 overstimulates PKA enzyme synapses transient assembly2PFC then fuk gold AAA!

bellisimo torso-cock curtained & engorged w/ blud n the belly w/ arched bak/n neez bent yo ego dreams hiz private MalBlue

the Guard reached 4 hiz gat/n smiling up @1 pumped a dizzy shot 2 the umbilicuslayer him among the frenzied pulsions 0 growth factors present 0 skin deathcatalysed alternate murmur eros delire slow pain wound trickle soak tesicles/n nice thick cock [this gun camera capture]

1 open more knife inchoate screamgod 0 a slit secured w/speculum intended 4 fem pelvic examz hope might excite himwhore protestations but Guard was groomed 2 zero blud layers & muscle 1 saw cables 0 yello adhere 2 intestinal

‘want you 2 open up’ brushhair gentle 4eheading probing emptyverse

fingerelicit gagcables/n belly met@lipoid affixed2

intestinedamaged puckering wantonly

sensate mat from the undead jizz

electric bonespurt milk factor surge conjoined/n deathgasm

boned4catastrophe/

undamped cascades rein4cing 1

saw him die n the centre 0 Bosch Incongruity/ pale / slim & nubil4 St. Sebastian longago body aglow/

nsoul devo spiritus animalis

1feltwaiting tense scribbled a hard roll-on grass assumed a foetal pos/n interrupted the phasing tween Limbo & Cortical

[induced coma-reboot]

Ahistorical Irony

Videodrome+ was a ConSec/Disney2 trans-individual phenomena4polities flourish4scorched post-Earth doms [soon2bloommaxviolent Solar rebirth!]

Rosa Brands sacrific body variants bornmaverick work Cephalopod Sexology/n

legacy dats babooned from original mothballed 80’s Cablesnuffmeat w/self-financed holdings@ ConSec board/n active shareholder factions

incendiary PSYOP2excise personal-from-political bugged by distributed ConSec AGIarms spawning the SCANner agon

dark w/crazed natural telepathy/n not2suffer the lamentable Toronto bloodpie

but 1z persist as Illuminati attack dogz

if the governance failed ConSec sent 4 1z…

After the Psi-Bombfishtimber stench Incongruityblacked phosphor-stained burnanimal Guard slim & crisped sexprostrate @ heart ‘that 1’s 4 Ye ya shite’ [@ run2 S-facing Reception]

these were the ded or entr'acte

gristlestiff hybridz upend grass or concrete pistonmuscleBerserkers dead convuls w/biomorph canons or keratin strapplux hips fracked by grist-boned arachnids ribocrotalx from a living bugger2dislo lolaswarm 0 FKbots down a cani4m rip itz bowl pity itz mother confounded by psisplosion 2threat much/n1discourages the venturesome nuking/n a wrist gat

1recalled the drone @the treeline CTRL somewhere/somehow w/ neat MASER

considered a grenade in2the door but1ConSec implant open/d as@ Londn Munsk or Nuyk

a succession 0 muffled airbursts while ConSec Orbital-prune Brand’s drone fleet w/x-raylas

[prayz2 undead who wired 1 soul] processed the lobby walkway/n CentreSpine w/glass perm opaque dark/faint contoured by redgreenyello chevrons

reek 2 each side black sphere bubbles 0 emptyversetouched oblate semio-neuroghost drifts inslim pale Fetgirl/n tartan bale hentai toon/ @intersection by leering CatBoi

had time2note be4 the Monad shat pixel oil foam around/n multiquale tubules foldedroaring deepest world shatterer respect

1 fell

1 flew

dissembles blue black yello tar

a vast Bild on vapd bones 0 present Amurk

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PAC Reading: The Sweetest Thing About Your Love Relationship

Click on the ‘KEEP READING’ to go to your pile.

This should be titled Pick-a-Pastry. So choose a pastry and I will tell you what is going to be sweetest thing about the love that you will have. This can also be about your current love relationship. You can also do Future Spouse. So it’s up to you.

This was supposed to be my Valentine’s Day reading. I had this planned since January but I just did not get around to do the actual Tarot reading. Finally, I am having it out of my drafts in March.

To anyone who does this reading, I would love and appreciate any kind of feedback.

Choose the pastry pile that calls you in. I feel like it would help you to click on the picture, it would make it easier to concentrate and pick the pile that is meant for you. It is a general reading so take what resonates for you.

DISCLAIMER- Tarot is not a substitution for medical, financial or legal advice.

Have a sweet reading 🧡 Hope this brings you a little heart-flutter

Image Credits: Pinterest, images belong to the rightful owners. They will be named below, under each pile.

Pile 1

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The sweetest part of your love relationship - Death, 9 of Pentacles, The Chariot

Do not get intimidated by The Death card. Context matters. The Death card is actually the first one in the spread and what this means, in this context, is that this relationship will certainly mark the end of something, probably tough. The relationship will allow both you and your partner to work on yourself and build yourself up and be in this 9 of Pentacles energy. You support each other’s personal endeavors and this makes you two feel accomplished and independent. This is no way something bad. It actually is one the sweetest part in your case. Maybe this is what you two have needed and could not have in the past. I really like the imagery here because we have the sequence from the Death card to The Chariot. Anyway, you two enjoy road trips and fancy dates. Also, very expensive and luxurious trips or vacations. I feel like even on casual date nights you two will like to get ready, dress up and look your best and go somewhere fancy. Treating yourself. This might be also pampering one another and even showing each other off. You will bask in the abundance that you two have and share it with each other. Just enjoying yourselves and life together.

What will this mean for you - The Magician

I guess that the whole relationship will make you feel like you can achieve anything, and you probably will. Or, you will feel that you might be in this place where you can just do shit. Your relationship will not be some kind of burden that limits you, on the contrary, it is of immense help. Maybe it will be the dynamic between you and your partner or maybe your partner will also be very helpful to your goals and aid you in whatever you need. Whatever it is, this relationship for you will be something you have dreamt of and in a lot of ways it will create this support that will make possible your visions or it will make you capable of achieving and succeeding. Bringing into life your ideas and dreams.

Pile 2

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The sweetest part of your love relationship - 4 of Swords, Queen of Cups, 4 of Cups

For pile 2, the sweetest part of your love relationship is this calm, safe and soothing energy that you two are able to create. You have chosen this relationship and you guys’ know what you want. Other “offers” or even people opinions on your relationship do not affect you. It’s kind of like things just happen so naturally and nothing will make you guys stop believing or trying for this relationship. Even though. you won’t have to try much. I feel like things will just kind of fall into place and maybe you will have to work together to navigate life but it will never be much work to be each other’s lover. Does that make sense? There is nurturement, warmth, attention. I also think that you guys will be very private about your relationship. With the Queen of Cups, the overall relationship is emotionally healthy and balanced. You will enjoy your nights together a lot, you will find comfort in just being with one another. Quiet and peaceful dinner or a movie at home and you will thoroughly enjoy the presence of each other. Comfortable silence. Last thing, you two are also very honest about your boundaries or what you want and don’t want. This has domestic written all over it.

What will this mean for you - The High Priestess

If you were to be asked to put into words how this relationship makes you feel or what does it mean for you, you won’t be able to do so. You feel in it on such a deep level that you don’t think that you will ever be able to express what you exactly feel. You only be able to verbalize like a fraction of it. You will appreciate everything about this connection. You will more in tune with yourself and your intuition. It will for sure teach you a lot about yourself. In a way it will give this clarity to you. I do believe that when people will ask you about your significant other you will give that famous answer of “when you know, you know”.

p.s I select the images first and prepare the “graphics”, then do the cards. Before I even did the tarot reading I had a dream relating to this pile. So, I wrote in the drafts: “I had a dream about pile 2′s pastry. I am not quite sure if I was the one baking them but I have a very vivid memory of seeing the pastries laid out in baking pans.” Very random.

Btw the pastry of pile 2 is Cherry Danish with Cream Cheese and Almonds. If you want to go wild and bake it, here is the recipe.

Pile 3

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The sweetest part of your love relationship - Knight of Cups, 3 of Swords, 5 of Pentacles

Now, why the hell did I get the 3 of Swords lol.

Let’s decipher this. The sweetest thing about your love is a bit bittersweet tbh. Here there is an offer or like giving up your broken heart and hoping for the best, in a way. It’s like one of you is opening up your heart and that is painful because of the pain you have gone through and are harboring. Honestly, this does not have to be heartbreak from a past romance, it could be just life in general. There is this certain rawness in this relationship. I was wondering if this is coming from one partner exclusively or kind of both. From the card, I got in the second section...I think that it is probably you. I will explain more about it in the second part “What will this mean for you”, which is below.

Now, to get back to the reading, you will open up to this love offer that you will get, cause I don’t think it will be you that will make the first move. You will gather the last bits of hope that you have and you will offer up your wounded heart. In this relationship you are giving yourself and your heart in, along with all the pain and you will be like here is my wounded and broken heart, please take care of it. You are opening up and it is not gonna be the easiest and you are a bit fearful and lost but you have faith. As I said, I do believe that your significant other is the one that is offering their love to you first and is making conscious steps and helping you open up. It’s like that person in a way or another is promising you that he will take care of your you and your heart and protect your love. In a way, “the sweetest” thing about your relationship is the beginning of your love and those first steps that you two will take towards one another. Also, with the 5 of Pentacles I think that the hope and warmth that this relationship will bring to you guys will take some time to kind of settle in, but once it does it will feel relieving and soothing.

No matter the actual dynamic, there is indeed pain here but also a lot of love and faith.

What will this mean for you - The Chariot

Me having an aha moment when I got The Chariot. Getting this card here is the reason why I said you will be the one who is hurt. I think what will this relationship will mean for you is that, essentially, you have moved on. I am not sure from what, bcs I did not ask. But, overall with The Chariot, it is a clear indication that this relationship will mark the start of a new era for you. The relationship for you will be the turn of a new page in your life. It’s like you will gain a new perspective on things. There is confidence and strong determination. I do believe that with the Chariot here and the cards that we got in the first section of the reading, everything points to the fact that this relationship will make you look forward to the future. You are not looking back.

Pile 4

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The sweetest part of your love relationship - The Emperor, Queen of Wands, 7 of Pentacles

Now this is a bit sexy (imo). I think that here The Emperor and The Queen of Wands is probably representing the people in the relationship. Two very strong personalities, very determined, dominating, full of energy and passion. There is this powerful and distinct energy coming from both partners and the sweetest thing is in your relationship is the work you will put in for the sake of your relationship and each other. You are thinking on the long-term here. Like you will make efforts, evaluate on what is working and not working and keep going. Such independent and stubborn people coming together will certainly butt heads but in this relationship you will make conscious efforts and leave some of that fiery energy aside and work. As I said, you are thinking about the long term and envisioning the future. You will direct your energy accordingly into this relationship and the main goal will be the future that you two will have together. You both are ambitious people but also very independent. You will also learn how to work together. So, the sweetest part is how you two are going to get down and do the work from the ground up. It’s about having patience and waiting for the fruits of your efforts and of course the process will also teach you guys a lot, about each other and how to best work together.

What will this mean for you- Page of Pentacles (Rx)

I think this relationship will have you navigating unknown territories which is going to put you into this energy of Page of Pentacles in reverse. Interestingly, this is the only card I got in reverse in the whole reading. Anyway, for you that working together will have you be a little unsure and feel ungrounded. Maybe, you will doubt yourself. I think that the work and effort that will be needed will make you feel frustrated sometimes and might just lose sight of your end goal. You won’t see the point, might find it tedious sometimes and you might lack the will to progress and plan. If there is something that goes wrong, it will set you back. I guess, you will have to learn that this is a process. You will lean from your failures even if that might take some time.

Pile 5

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The sweetest part of your love relationship - Justice, Knight of Pentacles, Page of Swords

The spread felt like....you know those movies that nothing really happens and it feels kind of slow but it has so much subtext and feels like food for soul. This is what the energy here reminded me of. Everyone is getting what they deserve and your love is in slow-motion. You two find each other to be reliable and practical. With the Knight of Pentacles, maybe the actual relationship will take some time to start or be official. Taking your sweet time, no rushing here. Anyway, there is some banter too, like an intellectual stimulation but it is more on the teasing side. This will help you be inspired and figure out important decisions, like it is stimulating in a way. The Justice cards makes me think that you are fair to one another and that you two think that you have found your equal. Very committed too, from the beginning. You have the same pace in love and probably are on the same wavelength. Anyway, besides the banter and the wittiness, there is also a lot of... whispers of sweet nothings. You know sometimes it will be just stuff that you will get you two blushing and some other times you will end up giggling and laughing. Everything about this relationship is mature and practical but also lovely and delightful.

What will this mean for you - Hermit

Kind of an odd card to get tbh. Maybe the romanticism will make you become a bit isolated and soul-searching. It might trigger something in you. It could also be that you will be so into that cocoon of love that you might become a bit of an actual hermit. It could be that others might see that you have become a little bit of a hermit. The Hermit it here within the context of the first section of the reading makes me think that you will kind of go into introspection mode. It’s true you will be in a relationship but somehow you will notice things about yourself or learn on who you are. This will kind of have you standing alone and processing things by yourself. I don’t think you will feel lonely, it’s just that what you have to process are things you do by yourself and with yourself.

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