#1m 50rry

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

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[maximumducks]

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F1n3!!!! 1LL dR4W f0R 7umBLuR 4g41N!!!!!! 1M R34LLY 50RRY 1V3 B33N 0N 4R7F1GH7 4L07 L0L Art Fight - MaximumDucks's Profile

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[badlydrawnkankri]

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[l1k3h1zd1ck]

[T4T] P3P51C0L4!!!!!! W1TH 4 BUNCH 4 C0L0R 4ND 5W1RL5!!!! >:o333

L1k3 1t r1ght n0w

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[badlydrawncronus]

1M 50RRY. 7H15 15 4LL MY F4ULT. 1 D1DN7 M34N 70 W1G 0U7. 1M 4 5H177Y FR13ND. 8U7 D1V0RC3 15. 4L50 PR377Y HUM4N? 1 D0N7 KN0W. 1M R34LLY 50RRY CR0. 1F Y0U W4NN4 G37 HUM4N M4RR13D 1M D0WN. PL3453 D0N7 83 M4D. 4L50 1 H34RD Y0U H4V3 4 GRU8?

CA: ok dude but its kind of my fault too so im sorry ok mit????

CA: im feelin real dowvn right nowv so at least youre cool wvith wvorking to be close again

CA: i guess i better get use outta this fine ass dress. lets get human married i guess

[pesterloglog]

Latula Pyrope, Meenah Peixes, Kankri Vantas, Porrim Maryam, Aradiabot, Vriska Serket, Sollux Captor, Aradia Megido, Equius Zahhak, Mituna Captor, Kurloz Makara, Cronus Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Meulin Leijon, Nepeta Leijon, Eridan Ampora, Rufioh Nitram, Damara Megido, Horuss Zahhak, Karkat Vantas, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 5427

LATULA: wooooo, 4w y34h grlz, h34rd you w3r3 st4rt1ng 4 p4rty ov3r h3r3??? >XD

MEENAH: no its not a party its...

KANKRI: Hm. I see s9me9ne has ch9sen t9 dress as a pirate f9r this party, in spite 9f the negative ass9ciati9ns that the 9ld marauding classes have with vi9lent a6use, 9ppressi9n, n9t even t9 mention

MEENAH: ARRRRRGH DUD-E GTFO

LATULA: yo porr1m! n1c3 costum3! w4y to ch4ng3 1nto someth1ng on such short not1ce. H1 F1V3!!!!

PORRIM: What? No+, this isn't a co+stume. It's just what I was wearing. I came o+ver here to+ see what all the co+mmo+ti+n was about.

LATULA: d4mn grl you just look1ng f1n3 for th3 h3ll of 1t th3n! GRL POW3R!!!

PORRIM: Uh... sure. So+ this is a party? So+unds like fun!

MEENAH: no its not a party gfd 38(

ARADIABOT: lets annihilate them

ARADIABOT: yes lets. i am in the m00d t0 ruin s0meb0dy

VRISKA: Right on! I knew I could count on you crazy metal 8roads for some mayhem.

SOLLUX: hey aradia, uh... y0ur rob0 clones l0ok like they're ab0ut to flip the fuck 0ut. they're making me nervous, eheheh. can you try talking s0me sense into them?

ARADIA: sorry sollux my robotic duplicates have always been free agents totally exempt from my influence and better judgement

ARADIA: equius do you think you can calm them down?

EQUIUS: D --> They are pernickety devices

EQUIUS: D --> Often sweat seeps into their circuitry and causes them to behave more erratically

EQUIUS: D --> Which unfortunately only causes me to sweat even more profusely, I am afraid

ARADIA: equius weve never talked about it but im not sure how comfortable i am with you um... courting such a great plurality of my mechanical doubles

EQUIUS: D --> On a scale of 1 to 100, how depraved would you say you find my behavior?

EQUIUS: D --> (please be 100, please be 100...)

ARADIA: i never should have kissed you that time it was such a mistake :(

EQUIUS: D --> (I NEED A TOWEL)

EQUIUS: D --> (A NEW ONE I MEAN)

MITUNA: HA7H 4NYW0NG 533N MY H4ML37

KURLOZ: :o)

MITUNA: 000H WH04 N1C3 C057UM3 8UDDY

KURLOZ: :o)

CRONUS: (be quiet. by saying anything youre really making a horrible impression on people we should be trying to impress here.)

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

CRONUS: (ill forgivwe you, but this is the last time i evwer do. im at my vwits end with you.)

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY PL3453 PL3453 F04G1V3 M3 4G4IN

FEFERI: GLUB! (whoops, i mean glub. oh gosh, it's my ancestor!)

FEFERI: (i'm so nervous, i can't let her notice me. she's so unbubbleivably cool! *swoonami*)

MEENAH: (ah snap its my ancestor. wish i didnt notice her)

MEENAH: (must... suppress... urge... to murder her for royal supremacy omg)

MEULIN: (^·ω·^) < 333333333!!!!!!!!!

NEPETA: :33 < 333333333!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: (^·o·^)/ < 333333333!!!!!!!!!

NEPETA: :33 < 333333333!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < 333333333!!!!!!!!!

ERIDAN: wwhoa man could you maybe stop bumpin me wwith your codpiece

CRONUS: sorry chief, honest misake. so are you doing anything later?

ERIDAN: wwait are you actually seriously hittin on me

ERIDAN: wwoww dude evven i think youre trash

CRONUS: im a cool enough cat if you get to know me. you didnt ansvwer the question.

ERIDAN: sigh fine lets go out on a date i guess. flippin amazin this tragic scenarios wwhat i been reduced to

MEENAH: H-EY! everyone stay on the right goddamn sides. cronus im lookin at you

VRISKA: Yeah! Nepeta, 8ack in line. You people need to start taking this 8rawl more seriously.

RUFIOH: yo my gangstas! d1d 1 hear you were go1ng off to f1ght a ghost k1ll1ng demon...

RUFIOH: m1nd 1f 1 tag along... 1've been hop1ng for a chance to put an end to my cruel joke of an ex1stence... haha... bangarang.

VRISKA: Hell yes! On this team I have a MAJOR need for expenda8le people.

MEULIN: (^·o·^) HORSEBODY!RUFIOH, DON'T BE SUCH A DOWNER! DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEOWMO? THIS IS NOT A CATFIGHT, IT'S A COSTUME PURRTY!!!

MEENAH: no no it really is a catfight. or i mean a regular fight... urrgh

KANKRI: Meulin, it w9uld 6e great if y9u didn't use this party as a platf9rm t9 engage in suicide shaming. I think Rufi9h is triggered en9ugh as it is having t9 live with the hein9us 69dy 9f a metal h9rse.

DAMARA: これは何? ハロウィーンの乱交? [What is this? A Halloween orgy?]

VRISKA: Are you fuckers deaf???????? This 8n't a party!

MEULIN: (^._.^) ...

PORRIM: Ho+rrus, yo+ur o+utfit lo+o+ks nice, but so+rry to+ say it was a false alarm. It's no+t a co+ stume party.

HORUSS: 8=D < This isn't a costume. I am literally a majestic stallion, and my appearance refle% this noble reality.

PORRIM: Ah. Go+tcha. Hey guys, can I be o+n the o+ther team?

KANAYA: Yes!

MEENAH: no!!!!!!!!!!

KARKAT: THIS GATHERING HAS COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY MY ABILITY TO TOLERATE STUPIDITY AND AWFULNESS. GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

KARKAT: GOD DAMN IT. THE CROWD IS GETTING TOO THICK, I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT. EVERYBODY FUCKING MOVE!!!

TAVROS: eXCUSE ME, oTHER PEOPLE,

TAVROS: wHO ARE ME, aND OTHERWISE,

GAMZEE: honk.

TAVROS: hAVE YOU SEEN, a BEAUTIFUL TREASURE ON THE FLOOR,

TAVROS: tHAT IS MORE SPECIFICALLY A RING,

TEREZI: K4RK4T, SHUT UP, TH1S 1S GR34T!

TEREZI: W3 N33D TO G3T MOR3 P3OPL3 J4MM3D 1NTO TH1S SW33T F1GHTP4RTY M4SQU3R4D3! >:]

[telekeneticastronaught]

WHATTT??

CAN WE BE MATESPRITS??!?

1m 50rry bu7 I'm f417h full t00 my m4t35pr17 l4tul4 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

1 4m p0ly 7h0ugh bu7 n0 7h4nk y0u

Y0u'll h4v3 a b3773r ch4nc3 w17h s0llux

[remytheartist]

Nickie: SUN!

[CRASH]

Sun: n1Ck13-&$&%}*+£¥&&@($/^#+>’l

System: SHUT DOWN IMMINENT!

Sun: 1M 50rRY

————

Part 1 -> Go back

Part 2 -> Go back

Part 3 -> Go back

Part 4 -> YOURE HERE :D!

[badlydrawnlatula]

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[Tunez, you're an amazing matesprit. The best i could ever ask for! Whatever happened, I'm sure we can fix it together!!]

[quadrant-query]

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50RRY F0R 7H3 L0N6 45K 0_0

There are, but I'm pretty sure It's one of those things that's not really widely socially accepted. It might also be toeing the line of legality, if you're not able to contribute to sweep's drone donations.

I'd be weary talking about it too much online, but a Goregle search might give you more information about how other trolls with this kind of problem have managed themselves.

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

Homestuck posting, tw abusive behavior, casteism

On that note- I was writing about Kankri’s dynamic with cooler castes in that post and was thinking about how Kankri sort of tries to be a peace keeper. He pretty much said Mituna calling Meenah a Wader is sort of meh in the grand scheme of things, because she’s of course privileged but it’s really hostile to do so and pisses people off so maybe don’t. And than I thought of his interaction with Cronus

So Cronus is Casteist. That’s not up for debate

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY CRONUS: i said shut up. do you havwe any idea vwhat a man of my class vwould do if a mustard blood like you spoke to me this vway on alternia?

This is his response to Mituna ‘ruining’ his chances with Meenah. He pretty openly said if he wasn’t dead and it was socially acceptable he’d kill him over this non issue. That phrase also makes sense as an in universe slur or at least derogatory term to refer to someone’s blood type (compare to the more neutral: gold, ochre, or yellow)

Kankri is off-spectrum. It’s possible/probable that he’s aware that any second Cronus could turn on him and he’d be in a deeply similar position to Mituna. But okay, that’s jumping to a lot of conclusions about their dynamic… Until you read these scenes back to back.

CRONUS: HEY! i thought i told you to stay put. MITUNA: W7HF7F? CRONUS: i told you to stay here in exactly this spot. MITUNA: 1 D1  #D CRONUS: vwell, she vwas gone. SOMEONE must havwe frightened her avway. CRONUS: you must havwe spaced out and vwandered into vwiewv briefly. she probably got one look at you and couldnt split fast enough.

MITUNA: N0 1 S7H4Y3D H3R3 L1K3 Y0U 7H41D CRONUS: vwonderful. this is just exactly vwhat i needed, vwhat vwith all my frayed emotions lately. thanks a lot, "buddy." MITUNA: 1M 50RRY CRONUS: no youre not. youre lying.

CRONUS: meenah vwait… awv man. just like that, shes out of my life again. you had to go and fuck it up for me, didnt you? some "friends" i havwe. KANKRI: Listen, I was d9ing y9u a fav9r. Y9u d9n't need t9 6e dating any9ne wh9 can't appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are,

So Mituna actually argues with him, stands up for himself. Fights back against what he’s saying and it pisses Cronus off and he turns. This is not me blaming Mituna for him turning by the by. Cronus was already an abusive shit lord. Kankri’a move is to appeal to his ego though. I think Kankri does sincerely believe this is true- most of his dialogue suggest that. But I think another, quieter part recognizes that Cronus is dangerous and it’s best to stay on his good side. (there’s an added layer to this if he’s been culled obviously. Because it’s easy to say he’s not socially aware enough to do that sort of thing… But if he was culled than that little fawn part of him KNOWS the correct response.)

[sollux-captor]

1 F0RG07 70 53ND M0R3 W31RD 5H17 1M 50RRY

L473 D3L1V3RY Y0U W1LL 0NLY 83 CH4RG3D H4LF 7H3 PR1C3

3NJ0Y

P3N17H!! F183R 0P717C C483L5!! Y11P333

[badlydrawnkankri]

K4NKR1 1M 50RRY 8[ 1 W45 FR34K1NNG 7H3 FCUK 0U7 4ND 1 571LL L1K3 P54R714LLY 574ND 8Y 17 8U7 1 5H0ULD3N7 H4V3 JU57 DUMP3D 17 0N Y0U 8[[

[l1k3h1zd1ck]

JUN3 X 50LLUX (JUN3LLUX/JUN350L) BC 1 L0V3 TH3M 4ND 1M N0T 5UR3 WHY!!!!!! 1M 1NL0V3 W1TH TH3M!!!!!!

My 5ch00l fr13nd c45u4lly br0ught 1t up wh3n 1 w45 l00k1ng f0r j0hn/jun3 5h1p5 4nd 1 4d0r3 dr4w1ng th3m l1k3, UGH, 50 CUT3!!

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Btw 1f y0u h4v3 4ny 0th3r r4r3p41r5 (pr3f3r4bly J0hn/jun3 4nd 50llux!! ^•^) l3t m3 kn0w pr3tty pl3453!!!

50rry f0r th3 l0ng3r p05t 1m ju5t 50 1nl0v3.. :o3

[squarxism]

1m 50rry

[pesterloglog]

Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Meenah Peixes, Aradiabot, Mituna Captor, Damara Megido, Kankri Vantas, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Rufioh Nitram, Horuss Zahhak, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Gamzee Makara

Act 6, page 5427

PORRIM: I saw the cro+wd fro+m way o+ver there. Acco+rding to+ peo+ple o+ut o+n the cusp, this is so+me so+rt o+f co+stume party?

LATULA: tru f4ctz grl!!! just j4m yours3lf 1n th3 p1l3, l1k3z th1s!!!

MEENAH: ah fuck are people way over there still callin this a party

ARADIABOT: destr0y

MITUNA: S0M30N3 15 70U5H1NG M3. 7H15 N33D5 70 570P

DAMARA: 誰かが私に触れている。続けてください。[Someone is touching me. Please continue.]

KANKRI: S9ME9NE IS TRIGGERING ME. THIS NEEDS TO BE TAGGED.

PORRIM: Sho+o+sh!

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

KARKAT: OH GOD, I CAN HEAR HIM WHINING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE.

KANAYA: Someone Over There Is Probably Making The Same Observation About You

KARKAT: YEAH, AND YOUR ANCESTOR IS PROBABLY CHIDING HIM MATERNALLY OVER THERE, JUST LIKE YOU ARE WITH ME. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT??

KANAYA: I'm Sorry

ARADIABOT: kill

TAVROS: (wherE, OH, wHERe,)

SOLLUX: ehehehehe, thii2 party ii2 a fuckiing JOKE.

MEENAH: no its a shitty battle royale pass it on you dirtscrapin sack of honey dijon rubbish

SOLLUX: niice dress, fiin face, olol.

TAVROS: (iS, my prEciOUs,)

VRISKA: Tavros, stop crawling around under everyone's feet! You're 8eing so weird.

TEREZI: Y34H, W3 C4N 4LL H34R YOU WH1SP3R1NG TO YOURS3LF. PR3TTY W31RD, BRO. >:\

TAVROS: (none of Them, can uNderstAnd,)

ARADIABOT: destr0y

RUFIOH: haha, yo 1 th1nk 1 hear my young ancestor wh1sper1ng from all the way over here... about someth1ng prec1ous... sh*t 1s crazy!

TAVROS: (tHe beAUTY, of my PrEcious,)

HORUSS: 8=D < It reminds me of when I was similarly sm*tten, and searched everywhere for the perfect snout ring for you, to FORTIFY our commitment. Do you remember, Rufioh?

RUFIOH: whoa, yeah! heh, those were the days... (hey doll, m1nd 1f we talk a b1t? 1 ma1nly want to look d1stracted... so the guy w1th the ponyta1l leaves me alone... you d1g?)

ARADIABOT: death t0 all

RUFIOH: ahaha... d*mn. so much l1ke the real th1ng 1t's... freaky }:o

ARADIABOT: like what real thing

RUFIOH: uh... you know, l1ke...

ARADIABOT: if y0u say like alive aradia i will make y0u BEG f0r a h0rse b0dy

RUFIOH: no no, l1ke someone else!!! d*mn... uncanny...

ARADIABOT: 0h 0k

RUFIOH: hey, you're pretty cool babe... want to... like... if you aren't doing anything...

EQUIUS: D --> E%cuse me, what is going on over here

RUFIOH: (man... not another zahnak! haha, this is f***in crazy...)

ARADIABOT: this guy with the m0hawk was flirting with me and i was being fully receptive to his advances

RUFIOH: whoa you were?

EQUIUS: D --> I see. Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so?

NEPETA: :33 < *the pouncellor astutely pawbserves the exchange and updates her shipping grid with startling developments of the heart!*

EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, stop!

NEPETA: :33 < no!

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

GAMZEE: HONK

TEREZI: MOR3!!! MOR3 1 S4Y!!! 4444H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!!!