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lovemehatemex0 · 11 months
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I am already very very drunk
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bonetrousled · 2 months
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fucking customer at work was just like ^-^ teehee. youre gay. youre weird! like ok. i dont know you. i get that you think youre being friendly but i dont think you should call strangers "weird and gay" even if you yourself are also gay. i dont know you
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imhollering · 2 months
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El Toro • Six Flags Great Adventure // Jackson, New Jersey
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candyredterezii · 1 month
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got an email reply about a hotel front desk job i applied to
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yourubersawcrit · 3 months
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Us American: 5 minutes between classes when I went to public High School. If you were late, you'd be written up. Probably given dentition. Lunch was "20" minutes. After standing behind dozens of kids. If you were across the building before your lunch period? You were shit of of luck. Kids had lunches as different hours based on schedules they didn't get any say in. No eating allowed in classes, so you could have lunch at 10 a.m. and have to wait well into 5/6 p.m. before eating again
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huuuuuuh...
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Tokoyami, fucking about in the common room at 3am: Revelry in the darkness
Dark shadow: Dick in the darkness
Tokoyami: Revelry in the dick
Aizawa, behind them: Tokoyami.
Tokoyami: Sensei!!
Aizawa: what the hell.
Tokoyami: I said dick in front of the teacher!
Aizawa: I’ve said worse.
Tokoyami: what!?
Aizawa: *laughing*
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Mmmmm I am so tired
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17gz · 3 months
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realizing i have good days at work when my manager isnt there LOL
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crowcryptid · 4 months
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Today was supposed to be the beginning of learning 3d sculpting
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It didn’t happen
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lovemehatemex0 · 2 months
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& we thought my dad just had a stroke.
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birdmenmanga · 11 months
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bro (the meds I was prescribed) really expects me to sleep for 7.5 hours
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brattybottomdyke · 11 months
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Overhaul, walking into the room: Brief me on the suspicions heroes found our base.
Setsuno: helpful hint to the scientist who programmed you: most humans say ‘hello’ at the beginning of a conversation.
Hojo: Nemoto said there was a tag on his car when he went out earlier, he managed to pay someone who also has a grudge against the heroes to reverse it and figure out where it came from. Nighteye’s agency. We think they put it there to figure out his routine and pick him off when he’s alone or with only one or two others, we think they plan on doing the same to all of us. That or they wanted him to spill everything he knows about our organisation- they must have found out his quirk prevents him from lying, as well as others. We’re going out to check the other cars now and send a spy into the agency.
Overhaul: Keep me updated.
Setsuno: another helpful hint-
Overhaul: Goodbye.
Setsuno, eyes wide: it’s learning!
Hojo: *drags him off*
Setsuno: What-
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fbpanimations · 9 months
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dude choosing when its finally time to just go the fuck to sleep on a school night is genuinely one of the worst feelings a lot of the time cuz like. ive still got so much shit i could do. im not ready to willingly and knowingly give up my freedom until roughly 4:35 pm tomorrow and then barely have the energy / time to do anything after that because of how mentally draining school is. its still difficult to do that even without school bc i already have crippling anxiety about wasting my life and not getting anything done. why do you think i stayed in my room drawing all summer. now i suddenly have to deal with this bullshit. im not fucking ready. i cant do this shit again.
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chrisbangs · 2 years
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anyway, when 5sos said "i'd die all day and every night just to miss you" that was me writing abt chan
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tigoteus · 1 year
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your pfp is so funny to me crying
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JACK!!!! JACK!!! MY GUY, the bread pictured in my pfp is an ICON in german tv.
he is the guy that moderates the night time loop of the publically financiated kid's tv channel. his name is BERND he is a TIN LOAF he LOVES ingrain wallpaper and is eternally tormented by life!!!!! HE HAS ONE EXPRESSION AND CAN ARTICULATE THE WORD "shit" IN SUCH DETAIL, YOU WOULDNT KNOW
SORRY i'm oversharing BUT PLS https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bernd+das+brot+english
i am begging you to watch all these. these were my CHILDHOOD.
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