#20-0

[glassrooibos]

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

[spinaholi]

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

[wisteriagoesvroom]

fell to the floor. i'm on my knees. i'm a victim of oscar jack-induced rizzviolence. this is the best he's ever looked. he looks like he popped out of a 1992 magazine with special pullout feature and his fun fact is that he really wants to visit tokyo again to go digging for electronics and also he owns goodfellas on special edition vhs. oh my god the gasp i just gusped

[gaycrittercentral]

Dog With a Pearl Earring, acrylic on 2.5x3.5" panel, 2024

lmao kind of an art study I guess? mostly just wanted to mess around and paint a fun little parody of a well known art piece with Sam xD anyway hi I'm not dead hope y'all enjoy!

[a2zillustration]

I'm stupid.

I'm stupid and it made all these cutscenes awkward I'm so sorry Wyll.

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[codecicle]

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize

Inspiration

[linoyes]

2020.11.29 all in @ inkigayo

[shittymihodaily]

May I humbly request miho watching & cheering on anzu dancing (if that's okay)

Day 16: yeah

[polarsirens]

[yasmeensh]

Got the Master sword! I believe there is still one more upgrade to go...

Bonus Groose after Link sealed the imprisoned.

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

[20dimensionalchaos]

This look has killed me. I am fully dead

[jade-jupiter]

evil scheme is working, had fhjy playing on my laptop while cleaning dishes and my dad stopped for a good 10 minutes to watch it and asked “they make these figures for it?” aka i’m slowly making my dad want to watch dimension 20

[cheaptaxidermy]

guys its them

[hairtriggerfirewitchh]

My beloved oily greasy skinny boney boy.

[lemonberry-soda]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ted is hypersexual due to his childhood/teenage traumas or is that just me?

Like not only did he associate losing his first love forever with not being douchebaggy enough, but he also experienced the Lumber Axe and survived. With how quickly Peter was about to be murdered for looking at Ted’s old magazine you KNOW Ted probably had to deal with narrow escape after narrow escape himself. Ted literally suppresses the memory of the Lumber Axe entirely until bringing Peter to camp reminds him, and he doesn’t even take Peter with him as he runs away. He is FUcked up.

My guy went for the cat lady who cut off his fingers because sex is inherently dangerous to him in his mind. He goes for the worst options on purpose because sex isn’t safe unless there’s risk, and he goes for the best options just to lose them on purpose so they don't leave him first, as many times as possible until he's single and lonely at the wedding reception. He’s a sleazeball as a coping mechanism, and he keeps dying for it. One single safe relationship would decimate this dude, and it also wouldn’t fix him. Therapy would do wonders if he actually accepted how messed up he is. And tbh, if TInky wasn’t around there might’ve been a chance for him to recover.

Anyway another reason this dweeb is doomed by the narrative and fucked up beyond belief