#205 shitpost

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tag game ✨

thanks for tagging me zey @thasorns ♥ i teared up at your addition about me, that is so sweet :( i miss our dff talks too! idk what you're into these days but would love to talk about some show with you again :')

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1. why did you choose your url?

bc am obsessed with one (1) man who belongs to another amazing guy ♥ (been thinking about an url change lately tho bc i'd like to put last twilight and the hurt it caused behind me but haven't found something else to tie myself to yet. maybe we are and phumpeem if the ending delivers?)

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

not really. the only side blog i have is my og url vishcount saved for nostalgia purposes but there's nothing on that blog

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

started on this hellsite (affectionate) on the lord's year 2013 and it shows

4. do you have a queue tag?

i don't use the queue much so no. you will only catch me reblogging like ten posts in a row when am online/in the mood and then going back to lurking again

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? 

i was into a bunch of animes and tumblr was filled with amazing fanart. i wanted to be able to look at them in peace

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

to show who my url is about ♥ mork my beloved

7. why did you choose your header?

wanted it to fit the theme. also i adore the last twilight rooftop kiss, it's one of the brightest spots of the show

8. what’s your post with the most notes? 

most likely this the untamed edit from 2020. i was truly living my peak back then :'D tbh i feel like the whole of tumblr was living its peak when the untamed was airing and when we all lost it together for the longest time after

9. how many mutuals do you have?

way too many and i adore all of them, tho i probably forget or cannot recognize most of them. especially if you've changed your url/main fandom OR i have, we might not even know each other anymore haha

10. how many followers do you have?

more than i deserve and idk what all of you are even doing here but i like feeling like i'm part of some type of crowd ♥

11. how many people do you follow?

quite recently i unfollowed some inactive blogs and blogs about things i don't really care for anymore so my follow count is a nice number of 205

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

uh. i don't really know? do some posts from my finnish tumblr (suomitumppu) era count? :'D

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

am chronically online and i open this app like a fridge

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

no, not really. am not really one to share strong opinions, especially negative opinions, publicly online which i think is the cause of most arguments ppl have here. i'd rather just keep my peace and be nice

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts 

mostly i don't like doing things when am told to do them

16. do you like tag games?

yes! it always makes me happy to know that someone is thinking about me and i do find these a lot of fun to do ^^

17. do you like ask games?

also yes. i just don't often reblog those bc i don't really have a lot of interactions on this site. if i find an ask game with very interesting questions, i might forward it to kiddo @i-am-just-a-kiddo and we do it together privately to enjoy it like that ♥

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

the first one that comes to mind is hanyi @ruanbaijie who i think deserves all the recognition for her absolutely amazing giffing skills ♥ she's also the sweetest so idk what's not to follow, make her even more famous if you can!

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

nope. idk if i function like that tbh. i have some huge friend crushes tho and want to be closer with some ppl a lot! not mentioning names bc am shy haha

but i want to say that monica @stormyoceans is very important to me these days. she brightens up my days and makes my whole fandom experience so much better by simply being her enthusiastic and authentic self ♥ never change!

and also jessi @oswlld who i still cannot believe is someone i can call my friend and bestie on this site. i am so happy we've gotten to share bad buddy, vice versa, and last twilight together! also happy to hear about your life at times and to just share silly things with you ♥

third one i want to mention is shannen @icouldhyperfixatehim who always manages to stand out in a positive way. we don't interact much but i cannot help but feel very giddy about their presence on my dash. they leave the best tags and every time they reblog any of my edits with their tags, they manage to make me feel like i've made it and my edit was worth the effort :'D so thank you!

20. tags?

want to tag at least @psychic-waffles @foxofninetales @hils79 @sherrymagic @srnileforme and @thitiponqs ♥ also the ones i mentioned before are free to join and anyone else who wants to do this!

[just-barrow]

SAS: shitposts 205/∞

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I posted 4,344 times in 2022

That's 4,341 more posts than 2021!

1,011 posts created (23%)

3,333 posts reblogged (77%)

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I tagged 2,333 of my posts in 2022

Only 46% of my posts had no tags

#elden ring - 628 posts

#shitpost - 528 posts

#invader talk - 208 posts

#elden ring pvp - 205 posts

#elden ring invasions - 188 posts

#malenia blade of miquella - 169 posts

#stab me malenia - 104 posts

#malenia my beloved - 103 posts

#bloodborne - 99 posts

#malenia goddess of rot - 76 posts

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Folks, Malenia's blind. Like, she can't see, she does not have eyes. She absolutely shreds your ass with grace and precision, even managing to stab you from across the arena the instant you make a greedy heal, and she does it without even seeing you. She just feels you, hears you, smells you or something, she just always knows where you are. She's so cool...

170 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

#4

no offense to sharks but they look so fucking stupid. and I'm not talking ugly, I mean they look like they have 2.9 braincells all the time. there are zero thoughts behind those eyes.

173 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

#3

From the swamp of Aeonia all the way to the Haligtree. On foot, overloaded, without healing flasks. Without dying. I just did that, I followed the path Finlay walked to save her lady.

What a fucking badass Finlay is. This took me over 15 in-game days. This is insane.

Home... (•́ ‿ ,•̀)

279 notes - Posted August 29, 2022

#2

Throwback to that one guy that tried to convince me that I needed to see a doctor before getting "diagnosed" as lesbian before identifying as one.

When I asked him when and how did he get diagnosed as straight, he simply answered "I don't know for sure if I'm straight, I haven't been diagnosed yet"

314 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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3,339 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

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Not to brag but I think I did well

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I posted 2,437 times in 2022

That's 1,864 more posts than 2021!

35 posts created (1%)

2,402 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@darkmoon-dolt

@lyrslair

@theoscelosaurus

@handageddon

@alientoastt

I tagged 1,709 of my posts in 2022

Only 30% of my posts had no tags

#fave - 383 posts

#pokemon - 205 posts

#tma - 138 posts

#absolute fave - 125 posts

#the mechanisms - 120 posts

#shitpost supreme - 103 posts

#queue who? - 85 posts

#undertale - 72 posts

#to do - 46 posts

#comfort - 46 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i feel it's important to note that ancient greece is solely because my middle school lit teacher had the percy jackson books in her library

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Idk if anyone even cares but here's my thoughts on the Gen 9 starters!

First off: they’re all really lovely designs, yes even Quaxly. Kudos to the artists! I’m in love with these beans!

Fuecoco: I’m a huge fan of 'mons that are creatures disguised as objects. Applin definitely comes to mind with this guy, and that’s my only complaint- why is the Fire-type 'mon based off an apple?

...actually hold on. hear me out here- doesn’t he look kinda like a chili pepper? That makes a lot more sense, I’d have to look up kinds of peppers but that might be the basis! Ok going off of that, he’s a Very Good Lad and I can’t wait to see the fiery alligator he evolves into :D

Sprigatito: Words do not express how much I adore this cat. Yes yes yes I know we have like 2 dozen cat 'mons already and i do not care

I am mostly indifferent to the quadripedal/bipedal debate, vaguely hoping the final evo will be quadripedal but I’m 90% sure they're gonna be bipedal. Not getting my hopes up.

Anyways I mostly just want 'em to have a flower theme going on, hopefully the national flower of either Spain or Portugal since that's where people think the region is based! I just think that the nice green of Sprigatito would mesh amazingly with either red carnations or with lavender ok

Quaxly: Ohohohoho. I am aware a few people don’t like how this guy looks so much like Ducklett but I for one love this little dude. He is *vibing*. Also I have *thoughts* about the final evo possibilities so strap in folks

ok so he’s a sailor duck right? And I'm thinking and thinking about what he could evolve into, maybe a swan of some kind? what’s a sailor thing that meshes with that for a name? Wait hold on what about boatswains

So I'd absolutely adore this guy to become something along the lines of Boatswan. A swan-like 'mon, with a sailor hat and probably coat, complete with a boatswain's call. I just think that would be SO neat! ....i may draw that when I’m off work

ok enough rambling byeeee

7 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

#4

I’m really out here drawing in this pose rn i

8 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

#3

SPIDWR IN MY BED

SPIDER

ON M YFACE

I AM NOT OK

9 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#2

I think this sums up my life choices atm pretty well

9 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Listen even if it’s the end of the day, it’s a valid sentiment. Happy Single's Awareness Day to all us aros

20 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

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Ik heb in 2022 3.294 keer iets geplaatst

Dat zijn 66 berichten meer dan 2021!

44 berichten gemaakt (1%)

3.250 berichten gereblogd (99%)

Blogs die ik het meest heb gereblogd:

@child-of-the-sea-and-sky

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Ik heb 3.294 van mijn berichten getagd in 2022

#fanart - 468 berichten

#spoilers - 411 berichten

#theowlhouse - 313 berichten

#big spoilers - 265 berichten

#tumblr - 251 berichten

#shitpost - 236 berichten

#toh spoilers - 231 berichten

#the owl house spoilers - 211 berichten

#amphibia - 205 berichten

#timboblr - 173 berichten

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#im not the biggest fan of onions myself but ykw? maybe i will cook sth w fresh garlic today🤔 maybe ill even use a shallot who knows 👀👀👀

Mijn populairste berichten in 2022:

#5

happy 2065th anniversary of the assassination of a certain roman war criminal!!!

36 notities - Geplaatst 15 maart 2022

#4

hey remember back when the collector was only like a mysterious background character who we hoped would show up again so we could learn more about eda's curse and the owl beast's imprisonment in the scroll

and now we have like.... whatever is happening right now

53 notities - Geplaatst 28 mei 2022

#3

happy second anniversary of:

november 6th!

the day everyone not in the americas woke up and either saw the USians lose their goddamn minds in real-time or scrolled through the beautiful aftermath of destielputinelectionvember 🥰

82 notities - Geplaatst 6 november 2022

#2

its been like 10 days and queen elizabeth isnt trending anymore yet when destielputinelection day happened supernatural kept trending approximately every 2-3 days for a full year, clearly showing the superiority that superwholock has over the british monarchy. in this essay i will

97 notities - Geplaatst 20 september 2022

Mijn #1-bericht van 2022

im sorry but im still not over the fact that we legit went from "oh shit i got beamed to a world of frog ppl. let's introduce them to the concept of pizza while trying to get back home! wacky hijinks naturally ensue!"

to "the main character is the future successor of the LITERAL PRIMORDIAL DEITY OF THE MULTIVERSE WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE GUARDIAN OF THE POWERS THAT THE THREE STONES POSSESS but first the mc needs a moment to have a tiny existential crisis abt the fact she's a clone now i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

1.584 notities - Geplaatst 15 mei 2022

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I posted 3,264 times in 2022

That's 2,912 more posts than 2021!

460 posts created (14%)

2,804 posts reblogged (86%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@when-wax-wings-melt

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I tagged 2,141 of my posts in 2022

Only 34% of my posts had no tags

#ask - 287 posts

#kotlc - 211 posts

#keeper of the lost cities - 205 posts

#fitz vacker - 77 posts

#sophie foster - 68 posts

#keefe sencen - 67 posts

#anon ask - 48 posts

#winterfireice - 42 posts

#kotlc shitpost - 41 posts

#xanadaus - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#by “something” i would say “talk like hooty” but canon is in 2015 rn and fitz’s last updates on the human world are from 2012 and that’s way

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

fitz, taking a deep breath: dad, i’m bisexual

alden: you can sing alto and soprano? good for you, son

fitz: ...that’s bisectional. i’m bisexual, dad

alden: psh, you’re far from being over two hundred years old

fitz: dad, that’s bicentennial. i’m bisexual

-half an hour later-

alden: i, too, walk on two feet

fitz, This Close to screaming: that’s bipedal. i’m BISEXUAL

190 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

#4

cassius ripping keefe’s art that he worked really hard on to shreds because he didn’t study for an agriculture test (even though he did)?

nonono, we don’t do that here. 

we do:

-elwin hanging up almost - if not all - of the artwork/sketches keefe leaves out across splendor plains. hand poses etched into a napkin taped onto the wall, etc. 

-we do keefe getting embarrassed because “elwin, those are just bad doodles, don’t hang them up for everyone to see!” and elwin cheerfully going “they’re certainly better than my attempts at drawing stinky the stegosaurus! of course they deserve to be hung up!” 

-we do keefe spending a whole day holed up in his room painting some incredibly elaborate piece and wrapping it up in dinosaur paper as a gift for elwin

-we do elwin’s brain basically breaking at the quality and the gravity of the gesture and crying a lot of happy tears and lots and lots of hugs

-we do elwin still hanging up keefe’s “bad” doodles, but framing the paintings keefe gives him and putting them in spots where he sees them All The Time

basically: we do dadwin. dadwin for the win.

211 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

#3

if keefe and fitz aren’t roommates in elite levels, then what is the point

219 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

#2

ten bucks there’s a TON of helpful confidential and/or illegal info in alden’s office. and twenty bucks that the lore and plot would get a lot spicier if sophie & co broke in 

270 notes - Posted May 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

“average elf has one ability” factoid actually just a statistical error. average elf has zero abilities. Sophie Foster, who is part horse & has over 10,000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

303 notes - Posted September 5, 2022

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I posted 2,006 times in 2022

That's 317 more posts than 2021!

778 posts created (39%)

1,228 posts reblogged (61%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@bad-food-sells-burgers

@oddlyhale

@ironwoodprotectionsquad

@dowhatteverer

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I tagged 1,527 of my posts in 2022

Only 24% of my posts had no tags

#rwde - 996 posts

#james ironwood - 866 posts

#pro james ironwood - 719 posts

#pro ironwood - 713 posts

#ironwood protection squad - 711 posts

#general ironwood - 664 posts

#general dadmiral - 632 posts

#dadmiral ironwood - 425 posts

#qrow branwen - 134 posts

#ironqrow - 122 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#i just love playing with penny caring about her friends and taking care of them when they can’t or won’t take care of themselves

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Shitposting helps me feel better. 

77 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

#4

It’s taken a year and a half lolZ but my custom James Ironwood pop finally arrived and he looks amazing.

He was sooooo worth the wait.

79 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#3

I will not apologize for this. 

83 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#2

Don’t mind me sitting here wondering how so many people can say “Ironwood totes got what he deserved” and in the same breath say “Emerald also totes deserved her redemption”. We have a man who broke himself physically and mentally in the constant fight against Salem and let himself be hated by everyone believing in the long run it would keep everyone safe in one hand and in the other we have the woman who was gleefully helping Salem in her quest to destroy the world without saying so much as an apology for her horrific actions. How the fuck have so many people convinced themselves this is good writing?

153 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Lovely commission from @rainbow-zebra-art (posted with permission). I love how it came out and it was so lovely to work with her!! Maybe someday I can commission from her again! Anyways check out her blog if you like this she have lovely RWBY art that deserves all the praise!

205 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

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[quark-art]

oh i went over the 200 threshold when i wasnt looking.

thanks everyone! good to know 205 people want my shitpost doodles on their dash

[micamone]

I posted 11,549 times in 2022

That's 4,576 more posts than 2021!

205 posts created (2%)

11,344 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

daltheznadof

sabertoothwalrus

pizzopaps

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arodudejude

I tagged 6,312 of my posts in 2022

Only 45% of my posts had no tags

#video - 793 posts

#gravity falls - 435 posts

#cats - 316 posts

#my posts - 229 posts

#favorite - 180 posts

#marvel - 135 posts

#food - 103 posts

#tes - 94 posts

#encanto - 89 posts

#me - 87 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#literally watching this like ''what if we kissed 👉👈 in the desert flatlands 🌵 and we were both jeeps 😶'' and then i turned on the sound

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

everyone always talks about the yellow wallpaper or some other sort of fucked up short story as one they were forced to read in school and vividly remember but for me i literally can’t get this other one out of my head

it was about a young woman who lived with her mom, and her sister was visiting. she talks about the juxtaposition of who her sis was when they were younger, how she was constantly pushing their culture and heritage away and wanting to go live in the city and have nothing to do with them but then when she visits as an adult she’s wearing like. these fancy clothes that DO come from their culture but obviously more Fashion about it, and she’s talking about how much she’s Learned Better about their heritage from ppl in the city and the thing that stuck out was how she was INSISTENT that this quilt the narrator+mom had shouldn’t have had it. that it shouldn’t have been “mistreated” the way they were (just by fucking using it) and it shoulda been in a museum???

and it didn’t get framed in like a mean way! the narrator wasn’t like a jerk about it to her, but it was so interesting cause when her sis left she was just like “well. that certainly happened.” and then goes right back to Life lol

6 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

#4

god. Ford wasnt even around for the invention of lunchables. cant this man have anything?

10 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

#3

i made this back in january and just found it in my drafts,

11 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

#2

the only two ladies that matter this time of year

12 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i love reblogging stuff for things im not even a fan of. fuck yeah you funky little shitpost, who needs context. into the queue you go

14 notes - Posted December 29, 2022

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humberto: hubris will be your downfall

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Since their reincarnation is in the modern era

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Things are starting to heat up

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get you a man who looks at you like jack looks at drew

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