#2edgy4me

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Partypooper

[maskedteatime]

corniest fic the world will ever witness

someone left me alone with the keyboard again

[departmentofsnideremarks]

That rainy, Friday morning feeling when you first walk into work and you already know that it's just Andrew burning the crap out of his English muffin in the office kitchen but there's still a tiny sliver of hope that the smell of burnt toast really might be a stroke after all and you might get to go home.

It's the little things.

[arthritisbugboy]

no way i just witnessed honest-to-god supernatural discourse on my dash in 2022. i thought these things were behind us. i instantly saw anime boobs. what is this website why am i here.

[vaugarde]

the sole reason i have not spoiled yall with quinn’s entire story by now is because she is so annoying to draw. im so sorry girl

[dingusships]

I feel rancid for thinkin that up I gotta apologize to the little ace in my head who's currently going thru all stages of grief

[muffinrecord]

I don't have Yuu but I've been dying to know what she looks like in live2d. Vivi posted these images in the discord last night but I wanted to see her for myself in motion. Luckily she does indeed appear in the event, so

I think it's interesting that unlike every other magical girl so far, she has this crooked neck. Even more interesting, it's present also outside of her magical girl form.

There's something a little off about it. I know this gal is like, 2edgy4me but I genuinely really like a lot of the design decisions made for her. She just comes across as otherwordly, from her witch-like magical girl design to how she stands differently from other magical girls, to her blank eyes and hidden mouth. I just really like it.

If any girl deserves to be void: it's her. I can genuinely believe she snapped when she made her wish and that whatever we're seeing now is someone very different from the person she was before. It's almost like she's an animated doll walking around, a body that doesn't know it's dead yet. I'm fascinated.

[grandmasickomode]

Some of the Palworld "2edgy4me" Paldeck entries

[artbyblastweave]

i get that the birdcage leaders are various villain archetypes (black kaze is ms. Omar wa mou shinderu, teacher is the cat-petting guy, etc) but I can't wrap my head around Crane the Harmonious. Is she Slade?

Slade and some other guys. My read is that she's an attempt to model the Supernaturally Effective Martial Arts Trainer archetype in a setting that doesn't actually have secret supernaturally-effective martial arts traditions that stretch back thousands of years. Lady Shiva, Stick, O-Sensei, Taskmaster to an extent. The characters Upstream of all the badass normals and Martial Arts Capes. There are more of these guys I'm forgetting about. Also, I did notice individually the archetypes each of these guys are playing around with but I'm slapping my forehead that I never put together that the point of the Cell Block Leader thing is to act as, like, a gallery of different flavors of supervillainy, demonstrating the range of archetypes the setting can support. Acidbath as representation for the 2edgy4me late-90s-early-oughts gritty punk-flavored mass-murderers, Gavel as rep for their anti-heroic opposition, Galvanate as an analogue for Kingpin, Tombstone, Hammerhead and the rest of the Mob-villain set, Lab Rat and String Theory as two different strains of Mad Doctor in the Dinosaurs-instead-of-Cancer-Cures tradition, Marquis as the Classy Sorta-Baroque Villain who picks up a cult following and eventually gets longtime fans as writers on the character who push him into Noble Demon territory, Lustrum as the Poison-Ivy-Magneto type who increasingly gets written as Having A Point, Actually, Ingenue as.... actually I'm drawing a blank on this one. What the hell is Ingenue modelling? Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl operationalized as a supervillain?

[mermaidsirennikita]

The dichotomy between what's popular according to booktok (from what I've see) from the most blandest books imaginable to the most taboo erotica you can think of is kinda wild.

I think that what gets me with taboo books recommended by BookTok is that they're usually very poorly written. And if the writing is poor, you're not really getting the full "shock" value.

Like, when you read Sierra Simone's Thornchapel series, the scenes read as really intense because Sierra is an excellent writer. In contrast, a book like Hooked (that one dark romance~ modern Captain Hook book, a concept I was very open to and wanted to like, for the record) is very badly written. There's taboo content and a horrible hero, but like... It just reads juvenile.

I'm about 65% through A Kiss at Midnight by Anne Stuart, a historical romance that is QUITE dark, but the writing is frankly fabulous. Because Stuart can write, the darkness (which is not like, the corny "oh he's so bad he's in a motorcycle gang" torture sequence stuff--it's TRULY intense and pretty accurate for the era) is balanced out by emotional progression and honestly? A very dry, at times dark humor. If a lesser writer handled this plotline, it would just seem like shock factor after shock factor layered on just to get people talking. Very 2edgy4me.

And I'm gonna be really real here. Some fanfic authors are made to transition to actual published books. I think Ali Hazelwood writes a really solid contemporary romance. I really enjoyed You, Again by Kate Goldbeck, and that's based on a fic I actually read. The Hurricane Wars works as a book. (And mind you, let's not take away from the work the editors and authors did to rework fics into actual books here.)

Some fic authors are meant to stay fic authors and to excel at that. I personally think that one of the reasons why we have so many blaaand romance novels right now is that a) some of them are written by less-equipped fic authors trying to write real books and b) some of the authors have read less actual books than they have fics.

There are some tensely plotted, exciting fics out there. But personally? I think the standout nature of those fics--fics like Manacled, which... I think.... is not.... for me. However, bland it is not lol--makes people think that is the NORM for fic, when it's not. The norm for fic, and what I think a lot of more casual fic consumers and people who read more fic than they do books (compared to a lot of romance readers who turn to fic to supplement their reading habits) is very plotless slice of life stuff.

And that's not meant to be derogatory. It works, especially when you're writing about characters a lot of people know and love and are PROGRAMMED to know and love. Even if it's AU and they're basically other people, if you're writing a modern, sedate romcom about Katniss and Peeta and she mentions going to archery classes and Peeta being a baker, people are like aawwwww and they enjoy the nicely written scenes that are just people being people.

That.... ultimately creates a bland story when you're writing a book about original characters nobody has a preexisting investment in.

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Request dump 2

[takiniteasynightcoreremix]

murdermag! set during doomstar requiem, during the 'partying around the world' phase. tw: torture, everything that happens in doomstar requiem.

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LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 11:46:

>hey i know this forum is capital d DEAD but uh… anyone seen the news about toki wartooth?

METALDEATH492 posted 11:53

>lul what news? i thought he was MIA

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 11:54

>that's what i mean dickface. where the fuck is he?

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 11:55

>isn't he at some metal retreat in finland? learning the art of troll summoning

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 11:55

>i heard he moved back 2 norway 2 become a priest

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 11:57

>knew it, nobody knows anything except for stupid rumors… u r all so gullible idiots

METALDEATH492 posted 11:58

>NOBODY knows where he is, that's why he's MISSING idiot

C4NN1B4LC0RPS3 posted 00:01

>my band teacher said he's finally recording his solo album. all toki. it's gonna be called "toki is the king" it's going to blow dethklok out of the water :P

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:03

>LOL ur band teacher is full of shit

C4NN1B4LC0RPS3 posted 00:05

>xD you are so stupid. my band teachers cousin met toki at a wedding once and he told her all about the album. ill show my signed copy to u dildos when he releases it next month o_-

TAMPERINGWITHUREVIDENCE posted 00:09

>i heard hes in hospital cuz a clown tried to murder him

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:14

>You're all wrong. Toki's been kidnapped by the terrorist organization known as the Revengencers.

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:17

>2edgy4me

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:20

>He was kidnapped at Roy Cornickleson's funeral, along with Dethklok's new producer, Abigail. He's being held prisoner, waiting to be rescued by Dethklok.

TAMPERINGWITHUREVIDENCE posted 00:21

>pics or it didnt happen

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:23

>sickpuppy.jpg

>sickpuppy2.jpg

>sickpuppy3.jpg

/

The artificial light of the phone's screen burns into Murderface's eyes. He's aching for need of sleep, aching because he's been staring at this screen for hours, aching because he's two weeks into a bender and plastered to a sofa in a shitty hotel. His fingers move of their own accord. He clicks the link.

/

[The first image is almost too dark to discern a figure in-- there's some sort of basement, lit only by a thin sliver of light illuminating something on the floor. A chain. The chain leads to a dark and indeterminate shape on the floor.]

[The second image shows the distinctive shape of an emaciated human body. Tattered funeral clothes. Long brown hair bunched up around a face, arms wrapped protectively around a head. Badly-mended hole in a stomach sunken with hunger.]

[The third image shows half of his face. Only half of it. It's unmistakably him. His eyes are closed. He finally looks like he's at peace.]

/

TAMPERINGWITHUREVIDENCE posted 00:27

>holy shit dude

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:29

>fake

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 00:29

>is he dead?

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:30

>He is alive and well. I have been taking good care of him. I feed him once a day and give him treats when he's been a good boy.

TAMPERINGWITHUREVIDENCE posted 00:32

>this is so fucked up

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:33

>guys this is so fakety fake fake xD

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 00:34

>o_O

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:34

>I can promise that it's not fake.

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:35

>i can literally see the pixels from your crappy photoshop job dickface…

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:36

>sickpuppy.wav

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:39

>Oh, I think he's awake. Does anyone have any questions for the elusive Toki Wartooth? He's usually quite media-shy. I wouldn't waste this opportunity.

/

He knows he shouldn't click on it. His finger freezes above the screen. In the other room he can hear the soft moans of some woman Skwisgaar's taken to bed, Nathan's thunderous snores. Pickles has been in the kitchen smashing mugs for twenty minutes. He wants them to see him. He wants them to berate him for looking at a fan forum, for thinking about the thing they've all agreed not to think about. He wants them to stop his fat ugly finger from pressing on that link.

/

[The camera is shaking. He's awake, there's a glint of white eyes behind one of those long arms. The sound in the video is scratchy, but a soft whimper can be heard above the static. A gnarled hand reaches out, takes one of his shoulders, rolls him from his side onto his back. The hole in his stomach gleams wet and red. His eyes go wide, but he does not resist, does not try to defend himself. He brings his arms around his head. Between those biceps-- the glint of a chain around his neck.]

/

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 00:43

>well that escalated

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 00:44

>WTF

BATFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:45

>pff guys its from some russian horror movie, that doesnt even look like toki, look at the cheekbones

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:45

>Ask me to do something to him. You know you want to.

METALDEATH492 posted 00:46

>GUYS. stop feeding this troll. its just some fucked up freak getting off on a weird fantasy

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:49

>stick your finger in his mouth

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 00:50

>eww lol thats gay

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 00:51

>wtf happened to my thread lol

METALDEATH492 posted 00:52

>too many horny gay freaks follow this band, its ruining the scene, dethklok made metal gay

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:53

>your mom made metal gay to me last night

METALDEATH492 posted 00:54

>that doesn't even make sense

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 00:54

>get a room guys

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 00:55

>i hope tokis okay O_o wtf happened to his chest?

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 00:56

>he got stabbed by all that gullible they found in ur moms house

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 00:59

>sickpuppy2.wav

/

Murderface knows what he's going to see before he sees it.

/

[A long finger, sharp-jointed, a lattice of fine scars criss-crossing the top. Familiar. A pair of thin lips yielding obediently when it parts them. The camera is very close to his face-- his grimy, gaunt face-- in one of his crystal-blue eyes the iris has been ripped open. Sharp teeth close gently around the intruding finger, but then that head turns away, trying to resist the invasion. The video cuts.]

/

MURMURMURMAIDER posted 01:01

>uhh guys maybe someone should call the police? this looks legit…

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 01:01

>what. the. fuck.

BATSFJORDSLUT8 posted 01:02

>hot

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 01:04

>No police.

>If anyone other than Dethklok comes here, I will kill them both.

>Check this out.

>sickpuppy5.jpg

/

Murderface recognises the knife pressed to Toki's throat. He is about to do something very stupid.

/

[His eyes are closed again, his bottom lip pinched between his teeth. The knife digs into the skin just above the metal collar.]

/

PLANETPI55 posted 01:06

>Magnus u fuck that's my fucking knife

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 01:12

>Hello, William.

LIGHTNINGHORSE posted 01:13

>this is getting 2 weird 4 me

METALDEATH492 posted 01:14

>wait… @Hammertime1234 ur magnus hammersmith? are u fucking kidding me

PLANETPI55 posted 01:15

>FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/

>You have one (1) private message request.

/

"Murderface," Pickles slurs from the kitchen. "Come help me smash these fuckin' mugs…"

/

HAMMERTIME1234 sent 01:18

>Toki says hi, by the way.

>Do you have anything you want to say to him? He misses you very much.

PLANETPI55 sent 01:20

>u r one SICK individual. are u fucking GETTING OFF on this?? u twisted fucking homo

HAMMERTIME1234 sent 01:25

>hellowilliam.wav

/

"Murderface…" Pickles stumbles into the living room. He's so drunk he has to cling to the wall to stand. "Get off your phooooooone for once… you're always on that fuckin' internet an' shit…"

Murderface doesn't hear him.

Magnus' face is only half in the screen. He looks bad, really bad-- Murderface knows a manic episode when he sees one-- his eyes are wide and blown, he's shaking, the camera's focus is all over the place. He's doing his best to aim the camera at himself with one hand, while with the other he's trying to scrape Toki off of the floor. Toki, tough-as-nails Toki, is resisting-- curling up on himself, rolling to his side, swatting weakly at Magnus' arms. There's a voice in the background, a woman's voice, 'Magnus, leave him alone, come on…'

"Don't be like that, Toki," Magnus' voice is that soft, manipulative purr he once reserved for Murderface. "Your friend's on the phone. Don't you want to say hi?"

Toki's eyes widen. He turns his head, his body slackens-- Magnus takes the opportunity to slide a hand beneath him. The image blurs with movement, and when it steadies, Toki is in Magnus' lap, his head lulling against Magnus' shoulder, one eye closed, the other half-open. Magnus' face is buried in filthy hair, but his eyes loom perilously white over Toki's head.

Murderface sits up.

"Go on," Magnus murmurs. "Say hi to Murderface."

Toki blinks. He looks confused. His brow draws together. How has he lost so much weight? How long has he been captive?

A woman's voice, off to the side: 'Magnus. You're being a dick!'

"Hi, Moidaface…" Toki says in a thin voice.

The video cuts.

/

PLANETPI55 posted 01:42

>nathan should have KILLLD u

>sick fuck

>sick twisted FUCK

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 01:44

>Jealous?

>I'm taking requests all evening.

>I'm running out of ideas. Give me something new to do to him.

PLANETPI55 posted 01:46

>i want NO part in ur twisted homoerotic games

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 01:48

>You're the one making this gay.

>As usual.

>I bet you'd love to see me stab him again.

>If you know what I mean.

PLANETPI55 posted 01:49

>fuck magnus dont

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 01:50

>Then come GET HIM

>This is YOUR fault

>If YOU came to SAVE him none of this would be HAPPENING to him

>YOU are the one doing this William

>I've been thinking about why you haven't come to save him. You know what I think? I think you want this to happen to him. You want to do to him what you did to me. Stabbed in the back and left out in the cold.

>That's why you're looking at this forum. Isn't it? You're getting off to those videos.

>Admit it, Murderface

>Admit it to me

>I'll give you a nice reward if you admit it

PLANETPI55 posted 02:03

>you're one sick bastard u know that?

>kill yourself and i mean it

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 02:12

>giftforwilliam.wav

/

Murderface's hands move towards the link without his mind's consent.

Someone else's hand closes over the phone.

Murderface turns around and sees Pickles. Pickles does not look drunk any more; his eyes are wide, his face is ashen, so pale that it's grey. "Dude," Pickles says hollowly, "Don't."

Murderface wrenches his phone away. His finger goes for the link.

"Don't!" Pickles barks, smacking his hand so hard that the phone goes flying. "Don't you dare open dat!"

"Fuck off!" Murderface yells back, slapping Pickles' arm away from him. He jumps off the couch and grabs the phone. The screen glows like fire against the darkness that surrounds them.

/

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 02:14

>Just remember that you're doing this

>For every day you don't rescue for him

>For every hour you let him rot here

>That's your hand in the video

>I told him you asked for that one

/

Charles is never in his office these days. He's in Mordhaus' control centre, sitting in his dumb glowing chair, and he looks awful. Even through the video link he looks awful. He looks more tired than Murderface has ever seen him, and the red lighting does him no favours. Then again, he seems immaculate next to Pickles, who is sitting next to Murderface and shaking like a less seasoned alcoholic, hugging his bottle of bourbon to his chest as if it's a teddy bear. Compared to those two Murderface can't fathom how bad he must look. He is, after all, the ugly one.

Charles' expression is unreadable as he browses the files Murderface has sent to him. Not a single muscle twitches. Pickles and Murderface sit too close to each other and, as they've always done with all their problems, they wait for him to solve it.

Finally Charles puts the phone down. "Excuse me for a moment," he says. Then he steps out of view of the webcam, and Murderface hears over the speakers the faint sound of someone retching.

When Charles returns he is noticeably paler. "Well," he says, in a strained voice, "The time stamps confirm that Toki is still alive. That's good information to have."

"Dude," Pickles says anxiously, "Can't you like, I dunno, hack the mainframe on these? Use some computer guru wizard shit and find out where he is?"

"Yeah, get that fat virgin on it," says Murderface. "Hack the fuckin' mainframe and find this sick fuck."

Charles pinches his nose. "I have explained the issue to you before," he says patiently.

"So? Hire one of them hacker dudes, I dunno, shit! Shit! He's right there, do something!"

"As Magnus so helpfully reminded you," Charles said, "If anyone other than Dethklok comes for them, he will kill both Toki and Abigail. After seeing these, I would suggest we don't call his bluff."

Murderface knows an expression of disgust when he sees one. Charles is looking right at them and his eyes are pure revulsion. Fuck, our manager finally hates us. They deserve it. The shame is unbearable.

"But-- but--" Pickles' voice has climbed an octave. "He's right there!" he wails, ramming his fist down on the keyboard of Murderface's laptop. "He's right there! We can see him! Why can't you go get him!"

"I'm afraid I can't answer that, Pickles," said Charles in a thin voice. He left unstated the obvious: only you can.

With a wordless cry of despair, Pickles hurls his bottle of bourbon towards the wall. It crashes into one of the doors, and the feminine moans, which have thus far provided an unsettling backdrop to their argument, cease.

"Oh, God," Murderface groans, moments before--

The door slams open. "Will you SHUTS DE FUCKS UP OUT HERE?" Skwisgaar shouts. He hovers in the doorway like a blond, naked wraith, his hair everywhere, his eyes blown wide.

"Will you MIND YOUR FUCKIN' MANNERS?" retorts Pickles. "People are SLEEPING out here, Skwisgaar!"

"Oh fucks you to hell," Skwisgaar snarls.

"And you better not be on dat crystal meth again--"

But the door slams shut. Pickles lets loose a shout that sounds far, far too close to a sob, and without explanation, storms off.

Murderface is left before the judgemental stare of their weary and hateful manager. His phone remains clutched in his hand.

"… Well," says Charles, without patience. "Is this everything you wanted to show me?"

Murderface looks down at his lap, at the phone. He's closed the forum at Pickles' demand but it would only take a few clicks to have it back open. His fingers twitch.

"I'll leave you to it--" Charles begins, moving to cut off the video link.

"Wait," says Murderface. "I, uh."

"… What is it?"

"So you were like… pals, with Magnusch, right? You guys, uh, you palled around."

Charles narrows his eyes.

"I was jusch wondering if he ever… told you a certain schomething about… you know. Him and me."

"We, ah, knew each other before I took on my managerial role," says Charles cautiously. "But he never disclosed anything… personal."

Murderface leans into the laptop; he pushes his fingers hard against the spikes of his phone, until he feels blood welling out of the pads. "Well," he mutters, "Magnusch and I had a… we uh, we kind of had a thing. Y'know."

"Er."

"I'm not schaying it was kind of a gay thing, but… wait, we have manager-client confidenschiality, right? You aren't gonna tell the guys about thisch?"

"I won't tell anyone, but--"

"Cause they might take it the wrong way, y'know, they might be jealousch or somethin'…"

"William, I have work to do, so unless this is--"

"I'm just schayin', I was schpecial to Magnus," says Murderface quietly. There's blood trickling down his knee and he feels like he's at confession, he doesn't want to say this but it's welling out of him anyways. "We just always had schomething. Like Nathan and Pickles, or y'know, Skwisgaar and-- and-- what's-his-face. It's just a little schomethin'… special. Between us. You know?"

"Do you have a point?"

"It should be me down there," Murderface admits.

Charles closes his eyes. "I would advise you not to be too… jealous, of Toki's predicament," he says, voice strained.

"I'm not jealousch," Murderface lies. "I just--"

"Uh-huh."

"I can't schee him again. I can't schee Magnus again."

Charles' face is an unyielding stone. "You've all made that very clear," he says, with no grace, no understanding, not a shred of sympathy. "Good day."

The screen is cut before Murderface can beg him to stay. The dark screen reflects his ugly mug-- his hair dry and filthy, his face bloated from excessive drinking, his eyes puffy. Flabby and cowardly and despicable. Why was he even surprised that Magnus hadn't wanted him?

The phone was still in his hand. He knows he shouldn't do the thing he does next. He opens his browser.

/

HAMMERTIME1234 posted 04:23

>Well. I assume you won't reply to me.

>That's too bad.

>I miss you.

>Goodnight, William.

>goodnightwilliam.wav

/

For once Murderface shows an ounce of common sense. He does not open that file.

He finds a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen, lies down beneath the table, and drinks himself into a dreamless sleep.

[cantdanceflynn]

Hi!!!! Please explain the phineas and ferb diety au i want to know everything about it!!!

OKOKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!!!! SO ITS AN AU ME AND @pyxehastoomanyinterests HAVE MADE, WITH KINDA THE BASIC IDEA OF "WHAT IF ALL THE MAIN AND MOST OF THE SIDE CHARACTERS, ALONG W A BUNCH OF INCIDENTAL CHARACTERS SUCH AS COLTRANE AND DJANGO WERE GODS WHO'D BASICALLY GOTTEN STUCK INSIDE A HUMAN BODY" AND NOW THE HUMAN PART OF THAT ARRANGEMENT IS NOT HAVING FUN DEALING WITH IT.

THE THING IS LIKE. I ACCIDENTALLY GOT SUPER ATTACHED TO A BACKGROUND CHARACTER DESIGN SO SHES THE MAIN ANTAGONIST AND SHE IS. THE BITCH EVER LIKE. THERES A GOOD BIT OF IMPLIED AND LIKE CANDACE DIES ON SCREEN ONCE LIKE PNF HAS A BUNCHA DEATH EVEN IF THE AU DIDN'T INCLUDE MML AND H&G BUT SHE RAISES THAT NUMBER BY LIKE. A FEW HUNDRED IF NOT A THOUSAND THE ONLY PERSON WHO MIGHT BE WORSE(WHO ISN'T RELYING ON THE MARVEL OR STAR WARS CROSSOVERS TO EXIST) IS 2ND DIMENSION DOOF SKJSSJSKSSKKSKSHFFHHSJSKFKDDKSKJS

ALSO ITS LIKE. WAY DARKER. AND NOT IN THAT 2EDGY4ME WAY IN A "I FINALLY GOT INTO HORROR RIGHT WHEN I WAS COMING UP W HOW THE GOD BODIES WORK AND NOW THERE IS SO MUCH BODY HORROR STUFF" LIKE I PROMISE ITS ALL FOR THE THEMES AND MAKES SENSE AND ISNT JUST TO BE EDGY BUT ALSO. PNF AND HORROR AND SUICIDE AND STUFF LIKE THAT LITERALLY GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

ALSO THE REASON I HAVEN'T. ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THE PLOT IS BC THE WHOLE THING. IS BATSHIT CRAZY AND THERE ARE ASPECTS OF IT THAT I DON'T THINK. I COULD EXPLAIN/ THERES LIKE THREE THINGS WE DONT WANT TO SPOIL. MOSTLY BC LIKE. THE MOST MINOR THINGS BECOME PLOT POINTS. CANDACE GETS TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE IN ONE EPISODE? THE ROBOT VERSIONS OF SOME OF THE CHARACTERS GET EXPLODED AND LEFT FOR DEAD? THE ESCAPE TOWER THAT GOT PUT INTO SPACE? THE IMPLICATIONS THAT STACY AND VIVIAN ARE DEAD AF IN THE 2ND DIMENSION? CANDACES WEDDING PLANNER, THE SORBET MACHINE THAT CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO FLIES, THE UPAFHDS? ALL HUGE PLOT IMPORTANT THINGS. NOT TO MENTION THE NUMBER OF OBSCURE CHARACTERS THAT GET FULL ON ARCS/ARE ESSENTIAL TO THE PLOT. DO YOU KNOW PROFESSOR MYSTERY? NO. NO ONE KNOWS PROFESSOR MYSTERY UNLESS THEY'RE VERY OWCA FOCUSED OR THEY'RE AS INSANE AS ME. HES AN ESSENTIAL CHARACTER WHO I AM SO INSANE OVER <3

WE'RE VERY EARLY IN BUT https://archiveofourown.org/works/37760605/chapters/94277068 HERES THE FIC U SHOULD TOTALLY READ IT :]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE SPECIFIC THINGS, IE ABOUT CERTAIN CHARACTERS OR PLOT ELEMENTS OR THE RELIGION OR THE GODS BIOLOGY PLS ASK AWAY BC OH BOY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE EXTENT A MYTHOLOGY SPECIAL INTEREST CAN DO

[treetownconfessions]

hot take but the lighter and fluffier fanworks in this fandom actually suit the tone of the show better than the 2edgy4me grimdarks some people make bc at the end of the day the show Is a comedy and aside from the gore it stays remarkably casual in tone

HMMM youre not entirely wrong however due to what i write and draw i cant fully agree lol

[y2kbugs-moved]

Piltover/Zaun: Being terrorized by Jinx Noxus: Simultaneously at war with Demacia and Ionia Demacia: Hates magic so much they literally kill mages Ionia: Trying to vibe but Noxus craves violence Bilgewater: Pirate shit Freljord: Fighting itself I guess Shadow Isles: 2edgy4me Shurima: A dog and a croc are constantly fighting and we can't get them to stop Ixtal: Who Targon: Girl help there's another solar eclipse Bandle City: Yordles

Ryze:

[a-dope-fiend]

looking through these oldish tf2 x reader blogs and rolling my eyes at all the 2edgy4me medic interpretations 🙄