#totally hypothetical

[ambored]

Hey y'all

If I, say, went to jail for murder would you guys bail me out

@r3oontumb @randomqueerkid @utterlybrainwrecked @seraph-of-sizes @shippinganon @vexdeotherobot @vilkm @breadsnorter @maplesyrupandgt

[performativezippers]

if you were, totally hypothetically, reading a romcom that feels like a fic but is not a fic, is not characters you already know, dual POV, and it starts when they're wee children and they don't meet until they're adults, and it's coming out serially (one chapter at a time, and you're paying a small amount of dollars of these chapters)...

toooootally hypothetical but also please reblob cause i would like to know!! thank you thank you thank you for clicky

[soupwizard3000]

Kwestian

Imagine you accidentally lost your mum car keys in the gutter , now again IMAGINE you try to take it out with your car wrench because your arms are too muscular to fit through the petite hole of the gutter . Now Imagine your mum asking you to give her the car keys , now again IMAGINE that if you tell her the truth you get insta killed . Now that this totally hypothetical situation has been established and made clear that it is totally hypothetical .

Wat wud u do?

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Hypothetical question: if I rewrote an entire movie, let's say Princess Diaries 2, but with Gallagher Girls characters instead... would anyone be interested in that?

[rockingego]

hypothetically speaking if I was making, or atleast trying to make, a Rockman utau voicebank

What songs should I make him sing

[fictionalized-lesbian]

Living in a tourist town is all fun and games until you accidentally crash a wedding on your way to the library.

[boughs-of-berries]

hey totally random question what should I some hypothetical person who had been telling her mom that she reads “books” on some “random site” do when the completely hypothetical mom then starts asking about the site because there’s books she wants to read and doesn’t want to have to buy them but the “books” and “random site” are actually fanfiction (mostly about the silly little show that I the hypothetical person regularly explains the fandom lore and drama, much to the mom’s confusion) on AO3? This is of course just a fun little thought experiment and definitely not real but the answer is time sensitive for added challenge!

[every-eye-evermore]

If we had a vide noir download link floating around that I saved but lost, would you dm it to me? 🥺

[starsstuddedsky]

so hypothetically if I wrote for nct would you all be mad

[departmentofsnideremarks]

That rainy, Friday morning feeling when you first walk into work and you already know that it's just Andrew burning the crap out of his English muffin in the office kitchen but there's still a tiny sliver of hope that the smell of burnt toast really might be a stroke after all and you might get to go home.

It's the little things.

[cdroloisms]

bro what if u were my prisoner and u ended up in my prison again and we kissed.haha jk lol wouldn't that be crazy or what bro. unless?

[nocofamilyau]

Has Dave met any other weird kids besides Leonard and Shawn? Maybe a singing princess or a beatboxer with a big afro (would his name still be Beardo?)

god, his class is full of weirdos...

there are kids who think they're fictional characters who AREN'T REAL...

then there's Binky, (nobody knows what his real name is, kids just call him that cuz he still uses a soother despite being 4 years old) who won't shut up with stupid sound effects...

other kids are loud and boisterous...

or just plain off-putting...

the only kids Dave believe are normal are all girls... he has no idea how to talk to girls (living in a literally all-male household doesn't help much)

...yea that's why he kinda just sticks with Shawn of all kids...

[puppetmaster13u]

I had to, honestly lol. Have Sebastian & lil Danny as Flight Rising dragons. (Because I am weak to dragons as has been established lol)

In fact, have two whole versions, Fathom & Undertide editions

(Ancient breeds don't allow for outfits sadly but oh well lol)

[monstersteam]

𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑬𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅🔥⚡️

[tommyandtheirfandoms]

It's giving mysterious boy you'd grab a really long and difficult looking classic novel in front of at a bookstore even though you have no intentions of reading it but you thought it might impress him.

[total-drama-brainrot]

i think about that one hypothetical you mentioned of "what if alejandro miscalculated in Ep 4 of WT and got his own tongue stuck to the pole instead" a lot

Listen. Listen.

It'd make for a really funny and really interesting hypothetical "what-if" scenario, especially if it leads to Alejandro being eliminated early into the season.

Without it's main antagonistic force driving it forward, what would World Tour even look like? Would the three team system last until the merge without someone going out of their way to wipe out Team Victory? Who would even make it to the merge without Alejandro's influence over who does and doesn't get eliminated?

Who would step up and take his role of the season's main antagonist?

Truthfully I haven't really thought about the scenario at all since I suggested it, but it would work super well as a point of canon divergeance in a World Tour-centric fic/AU.

(Also I'd like to think this is a perfect oppertunity to develop Bridgette's character more, since she wouldn't be the one getting eliminated here.)