#36-e

[ask-36-e]

HI I'M A RICK LOOKING FOR RICKCEST EVER SINCE MY NO GOOD ROTTEN HUSBANDS (DOC) AND (SATANIST RICK) LEFT ME AND MY GRANDSON TO DIE ALONE ON THE STREETS IN BELOW FREEZING TEMPERATURES. I RENTED A UHAUL STORAGE UNIT BUT THEY KICKED ME OUT WHEN THEY FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING THERE SO I FOUND A RAT INFESTED ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT TO LIVE IN I HAVE NO MONEY NO JOB NO REDEEMABLE QUALITIES I LIVE OFF THE RATS IN MY APARTMENT AND FEED THEM TO MY GRANDSON (HE LOVES IT WHEN I PUT THEM IN A TORTILLA FOR HIM) IT SMELLS LIKE RAT SHIT ALL THE TIME I GOT A VENTILATOR TO GET RID OF THE SMELL BUT ITS ROOTED DEEPLY INTO THE CARPET.

LOOKING FOR A RICK WHO CAN HELP ME TEAR OUT MY CARPET. YOU MUST BE WILLING TO COOK LUKEWARM MEALS FOR ME I DON'T LIKE THEM TOO HOT THEY BURN MY TONGUE AND I START PANTING LIKE A DOG AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

MUST BE A GOOD SECOND GRANDPA TO MY MORTY AND TREAT HIM NICELY (NOT OUT OF ANY MORAL OR PARENTAL OBLIGATION, ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. HE WILL START SHRIEKING AT BRAIN-HEMORRHAGING FREQUENCIES AND YOU WILL DIE IF YOU UPSET HIM. I CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HIM. HE WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE AS HE HAS BECOME TETHERED TO MY VERY SOUL AND HAS CHOSEN ME AS HIS HOST TO SUCK LIFE ESSENCE FROM.)

MUST LIKE DOGS BECAUSE I'M CONSTANTLY GETTING NEW ONES.

I AM NOT ABUSIVE DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF MY EXES OR THEIR FRIENDS I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING BAD TO ANYONE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

YES I TOP. I AM A DADDY DOM YOU CAN ASK SATANIST RICK. ONE TIME I PISSED ALL OVER HIS HOME TO PROVE MY DOMINANCE AND MY STATUS AS AN ALPHA MALE. I STALKED HIM DOWN THE STREETS EVERY NIGHT AND CHASED HIM DOWN.

THIS IS HOW I LOOK LIKE BTW:

MY MORTY IS A LITTLE FUCKED UP IT'S BEST YOU SEE HIM ONCE WE'VE ALREADY TIED THE KNOT SO WHEN HIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE FORM MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR MIND AND LEAVES YOU A TRAUMATIZED, INCONSOLABLE MESS, YOU'RE ALREADY PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND CANNOT LEAVE.

HOPE THIS HELPS XOXO

“Th…that’s a-a lot to unpack.”

[casfresart]

Was mentioning on discord how I didn’t know what to make 36s new post-citadel getup and a Hawaiian shirt was mentioned XD

[forseties]

been obsessed with dq11 lately. im puttign them in my mouth

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

What a difference 30 years makes juxtaposition of Mercedes-Benz C 36 AMG, 1993 & Mercedes-AMG C 63 S E Performance, 2023. The AMG version of the W206 C-class has been revealed using the world’s most powerful series production 4-cylinder engine combined with an electric motor on the rear axle for a total system output of 680hp. The fully variable all-wheel drive system AMG Performance 4MATIC+ is used to transfer the power to the road, and includes a Drift Mode. The first generation W202 series C-class AMG used a 3.6 litre 24V straight 6 that produced 280hp driving the rear wheels

[edenpoise]

the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.

[aphrodict]

I HATE YOU WELT

[salon-maiden-anabel]

i need to work on the multiple aus in one bigger picture thing again

[fallimentiquotidiani]

Oh...

I know I'm unloveable

You don't have to tell me

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

Oh...

I know I'm unloveable

You don't have to tell me

Oh, message received

Loud and clear

Loud and clear

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

I know I'm unloveable

You don't have to tell me

For message received

Loud and clear

Loud and clear

Message received

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

I wear black on the outside

'Cause black is how I feel on the inside

I wear black on the outside

'Cause black is how I feel on the inside

And if I seem a little strange

Well, that's because I am

If I seem a little strange

That's because I am

But I know that you would like me

If only you could see me

If only you could meet me

Oh...

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

I don't have much in my life

But take it - it's yours

Mmm...

Oh...

[vvvounds]

m'ama non m'ama

[anotherpapercut]

ya boi is officially a licensed substitute teacher in the state of Missouri

[ask-36-e]

Have you ever eaten a dish and it was so perfect, but then you try to have it again it's just never as good?

"I-I have! It was this soup on this planet far across the galaxy in my home dimension. It had a local meat with this delicate broth that was made by stewing together some of the local fauna under very specific conditions. The noodles were, were chewy but not gummy. I-I tried to make it at home at one point but it...it wasn't nearly the same. Unfortunately, shortly after I'd visited, it was attacked by the same aliens that came for Earth later. Everything on it is gone."

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

oh?? OHOHOH??? do i smell.... rimster angst potential???!!!

[izzyizumi]

Digimon Adventure ~ Episode 36 x Episode 39 + Comparisons + (Storyline) Parallels + Character Development + MRS. IZUMI (& Koushiro) {& Masami Izumi}

"Let's {BELIEVE} in Koushiro. In our son{/child}." - Masami, Quietly but Firmly (before the reveal about Koushiro)'s {A D O P T I O N}

"I {BELIEVE} in these children!!" - Mrs. Izumi to Shin {Jou's sibling}, Determinedly (after the reveal about Koushiro)

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[riaki]

thank u gufys 🤍 not sure if i’ll be doing any events but i appreciate each n evry 1 of u :3

[stsapphos]

canalhas malditos da estante virtual que querem me vender livros usados em bom estado por 10 reais ou menos mas me cobram pelo menos 15 de frete!!!!

[nereiids]

rip manuel ferro amico mio