#scoliosisrick

[nihilistic-rick]

@scoliosisrick

@reporiiiiick

...... I'm going to seriously murder you two.

THAT'S NOT MEANT FOR YOU TWO.

[ask-rick-c137-and-morty-prime]

I was gonna ask what you guys thought of Scoliosis Rick, but it seems he went through here before I could ask the question

His Morty is some sort of eldritch abomination or something like that

He's a fuc-*burp*-king werido.

Ugh...I think he's still in our walls...

Don't w-*burp*-orry Morty, I placed a bomb in there that will kill him if he tries to get out, so he's stuck there.

I-Isn't that a bit much?

Shut up Morty, anyway all Mortys are an eldrit-*burp*-ch abomination, look at mine.

RICK! THAT'S SO MEAN!

Shut up, Morty.

[gl0w-it-all]

WAIT YOU'RE A DETECTIVE???? OK GREAT BECAUSE I GOT A MISSING PERSON'S CASE FOR YOU

BLINDS YOU BLINDS YOU BLINDS YOU BLINDS YOU

[beefsaw]

YOU SHOULD COME TO MY WEDDING WITH SKULLY BUT DON'T INVITE DOOFUS THAT GUY STINKS

i would, but we're a package deal. if i'm not allowed to bring him with me then i will piss on the punch and give the little broom statuette you put on the cake a normal spine so no. the stink is called soap, btw.

also this you?

[ask-36-e]

HI I'M A RICK LOOKING FOR RICKCEST EVER SINCE MY NO GOOD ROTTEN HUSBANDS (DOC) AND (SATANIST RICK) LEFT ME AND MY GRANDSON TO DIE ALONE ON THE STREETS IN BELOW FREEZING TEMPERATURES. I RENTED A UHAUL STORAGE UNIT BUT THEY KICKED ME OUT WHEN THEY FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING THERE SO I FOUND A RAT INFESTED ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT TO LIVE IN I HAVE NO MONEY NO JOB NO REDEEMABLE QUALITIES I LIVE OFF THE RATS IN MY APARTMENT AND FEED THEM TO MY GRANDSON (HE LOVES IT WHEN I PUT THEM IN A TORTILLA FOR HIM) IT SMELLS LIKE RAT SHIT ALL THE TIME I GOT A VENTILATOR TO GET RID OF THE SMELL BUT ITS ROOTED DEEPLY INTO THE CARPET.

LOOKING FOR A RICK WHO CAN HELP ME TEAR OUT MY CARPET. YOU MUST BE WILLING TO COOK LUKEWARM MEALS FOR ME I DON'T LIKE THEM TOO HOT THEY BURN MY TONGUE AND I START PANTING LIKE A DOG AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

MUST BE A GOOD SECOND GRANDPA TO MY MORTY AND TREAT HIM NICELY (NOT OUT OF ANY MORAL OR PARENTAL OBLIGATION, ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. HE WILL START SHRIEKING AT BRAIN-HEMORRHAGING FREQUENCIES AND YOU WILL DIE IF YOU UPSET HIM. I CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HIM. HE WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE AS HE HAS BECOME TETHERED TO MY VERY SOUL AND HAS CHOSEN ME AS HIS HOST TO SUCK LIFE ESSENCE FROM.)

MUST LIKE DOGS BECAUSE I'M CONSTANTLY GETTING NEW ONES.

I AM NOT ABUSIVE DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF MY EXES OR THEIR FRIENDS I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING BAD TO ANYONE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

YES I TOP. I AM A DADDY DOM YOU CAN ASK SATANIST RICK. ONE TIME I PISSED ALL OVER HIS HOME TO PROVE MY DOMINANCE AND MY STATUS AS AN ALPHA MALE. I STALKED HIM DOWN THE STREETS EVERY NIGHT AND CHASED HIM DOWN.

THIS IS HOW I LOOK LIKE BTW:

MY MORTY IS A LITTLE FUCKED UP IT'S BEST YOU SEE HIM ONCE WE'VE ALREADY TIED THE KNOT SO WHEN HIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE FORM MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR MIND AND LEAVES YOU A TRAUMATIZED, INCONSOLABLE MESS, YOU'RE ALREADY PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND CANNOT LEAVE.

HOPE THIS HELPS XOXO

“Th…that’s a-a lot to unpack.”

[j-19zeta7]

I HEARD YOU EAT SHIT. DON'T WORRY I EAT SHIT TOO. I EAT A LOTTA SHIT. SOMETIMES I GO FOR WEEKS EATING NOTHING BUT SHIT. WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITADEL'S SEWERS, MAKING MY LIVING BY GRABBING PEOPLE'S FEET FROM THE SEWER GRATES AND GIVING THEM A BIG CHOMP, I WOULD SUSTAIN MYSELF BY EATING SEWER SHIT. I DON'T EVEN EAT SHIT OUTTA NECESSITY. SOMETIMES I JUST DO IT FOR FUN. IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD. HONESTLY I THROW UP AFTER. BUT I STILL DO IT. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY, DIPSHIT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ALPHA. SOCIETY HAS BRAINWASHED US INTO MINDLESS FUCKING SHEEP. CONVINCED US WE NEED TO CONFORM. WHAT'S THE LEAST CONFORMING ACTION BESIDES EATING SHIT? LITERALLY NOTHING. NOTHING COMPARES. "OH WELL THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF YOU CAN DO INSTEAD THAT'S WAY WORSE. LIKE HOMICIDE. MURDER." FUCK YOU. HAVE YOU SEEN THE TED BUNDY SIMPS? NOBODY SIMPS FOR US SHIT EATERS. I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR NAME INTO MY SKIN. I WISH I COULD EAT SHIT RIGHT NOW JUST TO PROVE A POINT TO ALL YOU FREAKS. PIC UNRELATED.

Not to be rude, but this is the most unhinged thing I've ever heard. A-and that's saying a lot considering I'm surrounded by other Ricks most of the time.

F-first of all, I don't eat that! It's just a stupid rumor made up by other Ricks to make fun of me!

Second of all, I really d-don't care about being an "alpha", I mean it's- it's not even applicable to wolves! H-how would an outdated theory for wolf hierarchy even apply to a human? A-and why would it even involve making yourself s-sick like that on purpose?!

Third of all, don't c-c-carve my name into y-your skin! W-why would you even do such a-a thing?! Quit h-hurting yourself on purpose!

[cosmic-apotheosis]

[star1986]

a fun rick and morty tag for all you ricks, and mortys' out there! : the vortex tag

hi there! i notice there are A LOT of OC ricks, and mortys' here on tumblr so...this is a fun tag! in the GIF section type in "vortext", and post a gif that looks the most like your portal gun vortex! then reblog, and tag 5 other ricks, and mortys'! and let's see that trippy vortex of yours! to start i will tag: @drhotpenis, @scoliosisrick, @angelmorty0, @eiesopodmortey, and @rubberricky

[ricksanchez-z420-moved]

@scoliosisrick is a furry pass it on

[rubberricky]

You should study Scoliosis's bones! His spine is literally a coil! :)

Oh reeeeeally... hmm..

Oooh, @scoliosisrick !

[nihilistic-rick]

COLLARED

Send "COLLARED" for my muse's reaction to your muse putting a collar on them.

"What the-!" His hands flew to his neck, feeling the collar around it. Nihilistic growled low as he turned around and saw Scoliosisrick. Not thinking twice, he yanked the collar off, and tossed it aside. "Don't you ever, think of doing that twice. You hear me ?"

[metal-rick]

(Metal Rick & Morty watching... that whole fiasco.)

@scoliosisrick @crimson-rick

[drhotpenis]

I hope the Hat Man slaps you in your bald ass head, after you choke on all that benadryl. @scoliosisrick

[og-rick]

whos that handsome fella... it's me! ;}

thx to @scoliosisrick i now have a body. had to do sum work on the homunculi he sent me but it's now complete =]

[basementdwellerrick]

Who else wants to be put in . My glorious . Jar collection .

@og-rick @sharkrick @drhotpenis @j-19zeta7 @beefsaw @surgeonrickk @spacepiratericky @ricksanchez

@reporiiiiick

@e-22912

@butterflyrick

@scoliosisrick @jsmith1912

[scoliosisrick]

Scoliosisrick, why did you need a place to stay? And you asked me for mine.

YOU WOULDN'T LET ME STAY WITH YOU SO WHY DO YOU CARE