#5lbs of pressure smut

[junkshopblog]

rie!! interrogation question :P

rory characters n are they an ass, tits or thighs man (if you give hcs i might just die esp if theyre a tit man) > 0 <

— pearl anon

ass or tits (rory characters)

nsfw below the cut, mdni!!

thank u so much for this request pearl these were so much fun to write :33 (i’m editing this nd just now realizing i never seen ‘or thighs’ bye im gonna do a part 2 sooner or later 😭)

euro - okay with euro this was a lil hard but i think he’d love boobs mainly cause of the fact that he likes pulling out nd finishing on them >< but he’d also like ass for this exact reason i also feel like he reeeeally enjoys seein them in cute lil baby tees nd tops that make them sit pretty :3 but during doggy he’s 100% an ass man just bcuz he loves the way it bounces when he’s poundin in nd out of you :333 (he’d also love the sound it makes too bcuz it def sounds like gunshots..)

mike - ass. i ping mike as the type who would loveee havin u on his lap nd grinding u against him when he’s hard ughhh. he’s also the type who would pull out nd cum on it while he’s hitting from behind :3 he’s probably one of those guys who just randomly grab it or give it lil pats too just for fun LOL

chris - this one is a personal fav because chris kenton is such a perverted freak bye. he would probably tell you he loves both equally but we all know this man loves boobs!!! he loves anything that has to do with them nd he especially loves fucking them :3 he’d probably enjoy finishing on both ur ass nd ur tits tho n he thinks it’s the hottest thing in the world

clyde - okay hear me out but clyde does NOT have a preference, he’d be so genuine when he tells you he loves both equally. although i dooo hc that he holds ur boobs while u ride him bcuz that’s actually so sexy 🤗

DANNYYYY - this one is another fav bcuz i i lovelovelove danny nd the answer is sooo obvious (its boobs!!!) sucking them would 100% be his fav thing when he’s in subspace, just that alone could make him cum!!:&:!, but don’t get me wrong he def has his moments where he loves ass, mainly when you’re riding him bc he likes holding it :33

okay that’s all i can do for rn cuz i still need to work on my kappa request, might write a part 2 in the future tho cuz i actually love these :P

[icarus-star]

without context, this photo is super fuckin hot.

[ithinkitstimetonap]

AAAAA MIKE X KORN SAVE ME OMFG

[nightpixxie]

a tear rolled down my leg omggg 🧁 !!

[444rockstargf]

Thinking about....fuck idk, maybe Clive? Mike? Jack? No idea - Hanging out with his friends with his arm around you, bragging about how good he fucks you and how well he doms you while you just sit there and smirk, knowing that he's full of shit and that his contact name in your phone is fuckin "Barstool" for a reason.

-high anon

this request screams "mike" so loud.

"never bought into your bullshit." | mike

high by the beach. - lana del rey

✮⋆˙ [tags] @icarus-star @imoonkiss @lankysimp @xxbl00d-cl0txx @wildathevrt @mommymilkers0526 @wild-rose-35

female!reader x mike

word count: 929

contents: cunnilingus, mike being subby, masturbation

mike’s hand went clammy as his arm tightened itself around your waist, palpable anxiety coursing through his veins. conversations with leff had always led to an argument and ended with mike crying to you, desperate for an ounce of support. this little chat had gone no different.

“it’s about time you started acting like a man, mike.” leff began, disapproval scribbled all over his face. “how the hell am i supposed to take you seriously when you can’t even keep that bitch of yours satisfied.”

your eyes widened and mike quickly shot back. “a-are you kidding? you can call me shitty at the business all you want but she’s said it herself. no one has treated her better than i have.” leff rolled his eyes. “i know a virgin when i see one, mike.”

mike sneered, hands trailing down to your hips. “you know i’m not a goddamn virgin.” he was getting riled up quickly. you could feel his body starting to tremble against yours. leff extended a hand and patted you on the shoulder. “take it from me, sweetheart. you’d better leave this pussy while you still can before he gets to attached.” he laughed in mike’s face and you felt a grin tugging at your lips.

mike rolled his eyes, gradually becoming more confident. “i fuck her better than anyone could and she knows it. you may view me as some pussy but at least i’ve got the balls to get a girl and keep her around.” he smirks a little. “i even got her crying on my dick. just last night.”

leff was right about one thing. mike had gotten attached to you. like a wounded puppy with a cowboy hat. mike continued to bicker with leff, defending his case about how well he treated you in the bedroom as images flickered into your mind. as mike insisted on wearing the pants in your relationship, you remembered him from just the night before, on his knees and begging you to let him eat you out…

“c’mon, baby… please. i-ill be so good for you, i swear it…“ he sat on his knees in front of the bed were your legs were spread, your wet cunt dripping through the thin fabric of your panties. he was practically clawing at the sheets, bucking his hips against the mattress as he pleaded to get a taste of the honey between your legs.

you pondered for a moment, wanting to see him beg a little more. “are you sure..? i wouldn’t wanna pressure you or anything.” his eyes lit up even more. “it would be my pleasure, doll.” you smiled, opening your legs a little more and inviting him in. “...then show me what you can do…” 

like a starved man, he tore off your panties and pulled your hips to the edge of the bed, connecting his lips with your pulsating pussy and moaning as the sweet taste hit his tongue. you fisted a handful of his hair, tossing your head back as you began to fuck his mouth. mike whimpered as you used his tongue for pleasure, the tip of his nose tapping against your clit. “j-just like that, doll. fuck my face…”

you rolled your hips as he sunk into you, dipping his tongue into your hole. you hissed, insides contracting as he inserted a desperate finger into your gummy walls. he reached his other hand down to his aching cock, wrapping it around and pumping it teasingly, smearing his precum over his girth and using it as a lubricant.

he curled two fingers inside of you, pumping them in and out of your greedy cunt. you bit your lip to supress a moan, gripping the bedsheets until your knuckles went white. every nerve in your body was responding to his touch. you uncontrollably squeezed your thighs together, crushing his head in the process.

he let out a deep groan, his entire body getting hot from the feeling of drowning in your soft skin. he greedily jerked himself off, though he was more focused on pleasuring you than himself. you attempted to squirm away as he swirled complicated patterns onto your clit. he held you firmly in place. “i’m not done yet, baby. you just taste so good…”

he was licking and lapping you up like you were a tasty dessert, his cock beginning to throb. whimpers escaped from his mouth as he touched himself. he fed his moans into your hole, sending waves of heat and pleasure throughout your body.

you held the back of his head, rubbing it against your stimulated core. he was a panting mess and you could’ve sworn that tears were running down his face. your body shook and trembled as he reached a harmonic rhythm between his fingers and his tongue. you felt yourself getting closer to a climax. your hole clenching and pulsating around him until…

mike shook you in an attempt to grab your attention, raising an eyebrow. “you okay? i thought we lost you there for a sec.”  you had forgotten where you were for a second. and leff was still standing there with that smug grin on his face. “so is mikey here telling the truth? or is he just full of bullshit?”

you glanced up at mike, seeing that submissive expression filcker across his face for just a second. you cleared your throat. “he’s right. i cant imagine being with another guy.” mike nodded, spinning you both around and starting to walk away, happy that you didn’t rat him out for the pushover he really was.

author's note: i need to learn how to write for mike. thank you so much for the request!!

[greenxgloss]

Turn Me On (Mike, 5lbs of pressure)

Tags: @romanroyapoligist @nevvdrinksteaa @444rockstargf

Summary: you caught the eye of a long-haired mike in the club Warnings: Fem!reader, suggestive language, drugs mentioned, smoking, grinding

the music was booming and you could feel the base pulsing in your skin, letting your body move freely. you open your eyes and make eye contact with a man with soft blue eyes and long dark hair. he catches your eye and you point at him as you dance. without having to say anything he walked over to you, the lights seemingly making him stand out in the crowd, moving in slow motion. you didn’t know this but chills ran through his body the moment he saw you. lust in both your eyes.

he slowly approached and you felt your adrenaline spike. soon he was standing in front of you. both of you dancing and moving to the music, grinding onto each other. you felt free and in your element taking in the different smells that woke you up.

you felt like all eyes were on you as the both of you continued to press together. his hands reached for your hips, both your hair flying everywhere. you pulled away and walked over to the bar, the man following watching as you got on the counter.

you began dancing on the counter. him watching you in awe at how liberated you looked, so full of love for life. your skin twinkling from the sweat but still, you smelled of mint and martinis, your hands running over your body.

you didn’t care if people were watching or judging or cheering you just wanted to live in the moment. you pulled him onto the counter with you, pulling his hips against yours, taking him by surprise. “lean back when i do.” you spoke your first words into his ear, sending shivers down his spine. he did as he was told, leaning away from each other while you held your hips together. the song ending and you both let go of each other.

“what’s your name?” you asked into his ear, smelling the weed wafting off him. you knew you were gonna like him. “Mike.” he mouthed. “cool! I’m Y/N.” you said, beginning to dance to the next song. god even her name is intoxicating. “wanna go somewhere a little more quiet?” he asked and you nodded before leading him away from the loud music.

“i’ve never seen you here before.” he said, causing you to laugh. “never in the same place twice babe.” you said, wiping your hair from your face. “got a cigarette?” you asked, pulling a lighter from the hem of your jeans. he nodded. “god you’re so sexy.” he said, handing to one, watching you light it. “not too bad yourself.” you giggled, taking a hit and turning your head to blow the smoke out. “i just love the scene i need to keep moving.” you told him as you handed him the cig. “clearly. but i like it. i wanna be around for it more often if that’s cool with you.” he suggested, the smoke puffing out from his lips. “yeah here’s my number.” you said taking his phone from his pocket, making him jump at the swift motion. you typed in your digits.

you saw him take another hit from the cigarette and you quickly pressed your lips to suck the smoke out, flustering him and running back into the club before letting him react.

he just hoped you gave him a real number and not bogus combinations as he got back into his car and drove off, satisfied with his night at the club.

A/N: quick little thing I wrote. I couldn't choose between the songs oops

[lovelyjj]

absolutely feral😍

[miniisunshine]

Idk why, but this song feels Mike coded.

While I work on my Kappa x new girl story, here's a little Mike one

Synopsis : "Blow me"

Warnings : P in V, AFAB character, unprotected sex, blow job, slightly dom Mike

Tick, tock, tick, tock.. You watched the minutes passed on the old clock in the living room.

The more you waited, the more you worried about Mike. You knew his "work" was not ethical, at least that's what he told you when you first started dating.

You've met at your workplace, an old fashion diner. He was a regular, you were a server. You couldn't tell if it was the cowboy hat that did it for you, or the fact that he looked like he was hiding something from the world, but you sure knew that he also had a thing for you the first time his eyes met yours.

00:01

You heard keys jiggling and the front door opening. As you ran to welcome him home, you were met with an exhausted Mike.

"Rough one?"

"Yea.."

"Are you gonna tell me one day what cause you to be this tired?"

"I promise, it's for your own good. The less you know, the safer you are."

You sighed, watching Mike sitting on the sofa while you get yourself a glass of water in the kitchen. You leaned on the frame limiting the living room from the cooking area, your eyes scanning him in hope of some type of answers for the negative state he was in.

He lifted his eyes to met yours, giving you a weak smile before patting his laps.

"Come sit Sugar"

You smiled, happy to know that whatever happened today didn't affect his love for you, and you climbed onto him, wrapping your arms around him, carressing his hair.

You knew cuddling with Mike in this position was something he adored, especially when he was stressed.

You closed your eyes, letting your breathing sink with his, until you felt his hands travelling down your body, finding your ass to play with. Smiling into his neck, knowing how the situation would end up, you decided to play the part and started slowly rocking your hips on him.

As you feel him grew harder under you, Mike put his hands on each side of your waist, guiding your body to procure both of you pleasure, while you bring him into a passionnate kiss.

You were both feeling hot, discovering each other's body like it was the first time, savoring every minute.

You took of your shirt, not having a bra underneath, revealing your tits as he watched you with envy.

"You're killing me"

You chuckled, getting a little shy under his gaze, while he started attacking your boobs; squeezing, sucking and nibbling on it.

Letting a small moan, you decided to return the favor by palming his erection through his pants, a minute later through his boxers, and not long after you had your right hand wrapped around his dick, pumping him slowly.

As a groan left his mouth, he slightly bruised your boobs with his mouth, marking what belonged to him.

"Blow me.."

You let another small chuckle left your lips before climbing down his laps, onto the wooden floor, facing his engorged member. Starting with small kitten licks on his tip, you waited to hear his breath fastening before taking him whole into your mouth, taking the base with your hand, following your movements.

Caressing his balls with your other hands, you let a small sound vibrate when you felt his hand grabbing your hair and bopping your head, guiding him almost trough his climax.

Tears creeping into your eyes, saliva dripping everywhere on the couch, you let him lead the way as you were completely hypnotised by the sounds he was making.

As you felt him getting closer, Mike grabbed you by the shoulders, putting you back onto his laps, removing the rest of your clothes exposing your wet pussy.

"Well someone was eager to see me"

You hide your face into his chest, embarrassed by the fact that you were so easily excited by him, as he waisted no time before letting his fingers explore your folds, finding your clit and working wonders on it while you whimpered quietly.

"Don't be shy, show me how much you like it when i touch you"

He smirked, grabbing your chin to force you to look into his icy eyes as he inserted two fingers without warnings, making you gasp. You grasped his shoulders, lips quivering as you couldn't held your moans as the waves of pleasure were too much to handle.

"D-dont stop..."

With his thumb, he kept a steady pace on your clit, rubbing it as you kept rocking unvoluntary on his fingers. With the last strengh you had, you took his member into your hand, indicating you were ready for him.

He took his fingers out of you, putting them on your hips, while you guide yourself onto him, making you moan in unison. Not letting you adjust to his size, he digged his fingers into your flesh pressing you all the way down on him.

Your arms wrapped aroung his neck, you cried out of pleasure as Mike kept drilling into you, slapping your ass jiggling from the bouncing he caused.

Putting a hand around your neck, you gave him a lustful look before beginning to ride him on your own, sending him into a trance of deep pleasure.

As the moans grew louder and the rocking faster, both off your climax approached quicker than you would like.

"F-Fill me.."

You felt his cock twiching as your last request send him to his peak, stuffing you with his semence, making you come undone like him with one last thrust.

Coming down from your high, Mike left small kisses on your shoulders and softly caressed your back.

"You know i fucking love you hun?"

Kinda proud of this one, even if it's a small one! I am open to critics and recommandations, let me know if it's readable or if my story is stuffed with grammar errors!

[iiheartsai]

no matter how much i want it i don’t think mike is the type to tie you up, maybe some light bondage or some handcuffs but he doesn’t give shibari..

[gh0stgirl000]

Kiss Me With Your Eyes Closed

Summary: While Mike and his (fairly new) girlfriend get ready for a night at the bar, she gets an idea on how to reveal their relationship to their not so accepting friends.

Pairing: Mike (5 lbs of pressure) x reader

Warnings: language, drug use, no use of y/n

Genre: Fluff

There was a light breeze blowing through the open window as Mike stared through his mirror at his girlfriend. He couldn't escape the novelty of it all, finally being with the girl of his dreams. He knew how horrendously cheesy it was, but after pining after her for the 5 years they'd called themselves partners in Leffs business, he didn't care. She was doing her makeup for one of their weekend trips to the bar, his hands on her waist from behind as she dragged a slew of different brushes and applicators along her skin.

She had been at it for quite a while, wanting to look her best. This just left Mike antsy. Not long ago he was laying on his couch scrolling mindlessly through tv channels and calling her name every ten minutes, asking when she'd be done. Eventually she'd gotten tired of his interrogating and invited him to join her while she got ready. He jumped at the chance and that's how he ended up shoving his face in her neck while she applied her final touches.

"Just one more thing," she said with a sing-songy inflection, grabbing her lip gloss from her makeup bag. Mike watched intently while simultaneously biting little marks into his spot on her neck. As she screwed the cap back on the product and stared at her sweet, clingy boy, she got an idea. Mike noticed the way her eyes lit up as she pulled out of his grasp and turned around to face him. "What..? You look suspicious," He stared at her accusingly, though he had no idea what for. She just giggled, and her starry eyes made him melt.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, leaning in and capturing his lips in a sweet, slow kiss. His eyes widened in shock before he came to, closing his eyes and kissing her back, tangling his hands in the hair at the nape of her neck. He moved his hands to her waist in an attempt to deepen the kiss, but she pulled away, turning around once more. He watched with curiosity as she reached back into her makeup bag "I thought you were doneeee" he wined, widening his eyes at her like a child being told no. She just rolled her eyes at him and pulled a more vibrant lip gloss than the one she had previously applied out of her case. He looked her in the eye through the mirror once more, a puzzled look on his face.

She just smiled as she unscrewed the cap, applying a thick layer of the new shade. "You told me last week you like the other one bett-" She shushed him as she put the gloss away, before she turned to face him. She grabbed his jaw in her hand, staring into his eyes to further the suspense. She smiled sweetly, getting lost in the beauty of her boyfriend. She studied his sweet face and his defined collar bones, running her hands along each part of him as she inspected it. She suddenly remembered her goal and finally turned his face to the side and planted a strong, colored kiss right on the center of his cheek.

He looked at her stunned. Considering the way she dragged it out he was expecting virtually anything else. He gathered himself and matched her bright eyed gaze as he stared down at her. She was giggling like a little girl. Still slightly confused he questioned "what was that for?" with a lovestruck smile. She stepped out of the way of the mirror, turning his face to the side to reveal the bright red kiss print she had left on his rough skin. He inspected it and glared at her playfully, struggling to hide his smile at her girlish activities.

"How am i supposed to get this off?" He asked with fake annoyance. She just chuckled again and blinked at him with her doe eyes. "You're not, that defeats the purpose," she answered, wrapping her arms around his neck once more as she kicked the makeup remover she had dropped earlier beneath the counter. Mikes arms snaked around her waist "And what would that be?" He felt her card her fingers through his long hair, fixing it while he stared at her pretty face. "This way, everyone will know you're taken" she revealed, looking down. She was unsure if what she thought was a cute gesture would look like an act of jealousy, and she grew insecure saying it outloud.

Mike grabbed her chin making her look at him, and she was met with a kind smile, her nerves fading. "Well then its perfect, the whole damn bar will know how lucky I am." His words made her heart swell and she grinned, grabbing his face again and planting another sweet, but much less gentle, kiss on his lips. They left the bathroom and Mike grabbed her keys and his signature hat, placing it atop her soft hair.

He walked out their front door and to her sleek black Chevy Impala, opening the passenger door for her, giddy she was letting him drive. He hopped into the drivers side door and sped out of the parking garage towards a night of dancing, drinking, and knowing her, a few joints with his favorite girl.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A/N: Surprise!! Been talking up that Charlie draft and it’s taken weeks and then i pop this out in an evening. Yes I did give her Dean Winchester's car, shhhhh. I had this idea while I was doing my makeup today and I had nothing else to do, i hope you like it! I've never seen 5 lbs so excuse me if its very ooc, but i adore Mike. Anyway, enjoy!

-Bella <3

[kappasbbgirl]

i’m off work time to act up!! where mike @

[junkshopblog]

mike fuck me with your gun challenge go!!!!

[icarus-star]

ARTIEEEE hiii i know this trope is sooo overdone but can i req mike rlly obsessed w like corrupting his inexperienced s/o, gender neutral reader pls!!

angelfuck. | mike ♥︎

a/n: i don't CARE if this trope is overplayed it's sooo. ×_× i luvvv it. but it's not really my strong suit writing-wise.

he always saw you as innocent and pure, he loved you for it. to him, you were the sweetest thing ever, and he wanted to ruin that.

there you sat, watching a movie with mike on his couch. you leaned against mike, his arm hooked around you waist as your eye's were paying close attention to the movie in front of you. all was going well until a detailed sex scene came on.

mike glanced at you, turning off the television with the remote. "i think it's time to go to bed," he says, looking at the clock on the wall. it was about 10:00pm.

"huh? why? it's not even late. :<" you pouted, looking at mike. he looked back at you, a little smile forming on his face. he thought you were the cutest thing ever, he wanted to tarnish your way of thinking.

mike sighed, patting your head. "how about we just get ready for bed, okay?" he bargained, rubbing your hip that his hand rested on. you nodded, agreeing with mike to get ready for bed.

♥︎

you sat on the bed, feeling fresh from brushing your teeth and changing into clean pajamas. mike walked into the room, hair still wet from taking a shower. he had no shirt on, just his grey sweatpants.

"mike, hii." you greet, even though you saw him right before he went in the shower. he sat by you on the bed. "so, that movie we were watching, why'd you turn it off?" you began to question, having wanted to finish the movie earlier.

"because you didn't need to see that." "i know what sex is, dummy."

that's how you ended up with his dick buried inside of you, his hand's on each side of your waist and him gently hushing your little whines. "never f--felt this before, hnng.." you whimpered out, the new sensation of him stuffed inside of your hole, it hurt.

"oh? i thought you knew what sex is." he teased, kissing your cheek. yeah, you had a basic understanding of sex. but you had never actually done anything before, you had rarely ever even touched yourself, you barely knew how.

he pulled out for a moment, pushing your legs up for your knees to nearly touch your shoulders. he got back on top with your legs over his own shoulders, pushing his cock back in. it felt so much deeper than before.

he moved down to kiss your mouth, his teeth biting down on your bottom lip. you squeaked having not expected that. "so cute," he chuckled, slowly starting to move in and out of you.

it was a sensation you had never felf before, you could barely comprehend anything or speak. you were already moaning by the time that he was whispering dirty nothings into your ear. "feel good, baby? wan'you to feel so fuckin' good." he grunted. you could barely understand, he was fucking you to hard.

he brought his hand down to rub your sex, causing you to whimper out louder. "s'too muuch. how's- hnggg, i didn,~ mphh!!" you babbled, now gripping onto anything you could. it was too much. you felt something else that you had never quite felt before. as if something were tightening inside of you, making the in between of your thighs to get even hotter.

"f--fuck!! wha's that? feel'so..~!" you stammered. mike grinned.

"mhm, finish. finish all over my dick, baby." he mumbled to you. you came, hard. it was all so much. :( but mike was proud, kissing your cheek as he slowed his thrusting. "good, maybe i can teach you how to give a blowjob next time."

[ithinkitstimetonap]

need someone to write a fic about mike or kappa based on Too Sweet by Hozier bc omfg 🫦

(i would if i was more talented trust me 😤)

[petrichor-idyllic]

MASTERLIST

RULES | TAGS

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

THIS BLOG CONTAINS 18+ CONTENT. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME.

All of my writing and works can be found here. I write for several fandoms and mainly write 'x reader' but I also have my own characters.

Please refer to my rules before requesting.

Requests can be as detailed as you want, but give me the preferred pronouns for the one-shot, or I will default use they/them.

The characters and universes I write for are listed below - character names in bold already have fics written about them, but I write for all on this list.

○ FLUFF | □ SPICE | ● ANGST | ■ SMUT |• HEADCANONS

◇ FEM! READER | ☆ GN! READER | 《》 MASC! READER

OUTERBANKS

JJ MAYBANK | RAFE CAMERON | KIARA CARRERA | JOHN B. ROUTLEDGE | SARAH CAMERON | POPE HEYWARD

THE MAZE RUNNER

MULTI-CHARACTER

THOMAS | MINHO | NEWT | TERESA | FRYPAN | GALLY | BRENDA | ALBY

(NOTE: Newt is canonically gay, confirmed by the author of TMR: James Dashner. Therefore, I will only write Masc and Gender-neutral reader out of respect for the character.)

THE 100

CLARKE GRIFFIN | JOHN MURPHY | BELLAMY BLAKE | OCTAVIA BLAKE | FINN COLLINS | JASPER JORDAN | MONTY GREEN | RAVEN REYES | HARPER MCLNTYRE

(NOTE: I have only seen the first two seasons pls don't shout at me.)

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

(Please request characters for this, there are far too many to list.)

PETER PARKER

RORY CULKIN CHARACTERS

CHARLIE WALKER (Scream 4) | EURONYMOUS (Lords of Chaos) | GABRIEL (Gabriel 2014) | CLYDE (Electrik Children) | MIKE (5lbs of Pressure)

INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS

(These are one-off characters I will write for and what they are from.)

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY | Call of Duty

RODRICK HEFFLEY | Diary of a Wimpy Kid

MARCUS LOPEZ ARGUELLO | Deadly Class

MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

CICADA: OUTER BANKS FANFIC IDEA

Mazz Introduction

THE MAZE RUNNER FANFIC IDEA

Vol and friends introduction

[lovelyjj]

he’s so fine