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[bl00dbite]

anastasia being pretty <3

shes a saker android from Anderson Robotics and shes Bonnies current girlfriend.

[catgirlcadaver]

thank you tumblr tv

[every-tome]

[obey-me-disaster]

Can you do Q, D, and I for Asmo?

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

He has so many ideas for perfect dates he can't choose from. Tho they all have in common going out to have fun.

Going to the club, the spa, a party, he likes to have fun with you out outside of the house and away the brothers

He also loves taking photos of the two of you, and not only for Devilgram. Whenever he gets bored or just misses you he looks through the photos to remember the dates. A date can't be perfect unless he takes a photo.

And if you are not comfortable with taking photos he can work something out. Like covering a part of your face or not posting them. His time with you is precious so he wants to have something to help remember all of your dates.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Will screech like a banshee the moment he sees you get injured. He will start going on about leaving a scar but don't take it to heart.

It's his way of showing his concern even if it does leave a scar he won't care

Depending on the injury you are either getting a cuddle session or a full blown relaxing day at a spa. Of course, only after you get better.

If you got injured because of someone else, his Father help them cause Asmo will ruin them. Either socially or just kill them, depends on why you got hurt.

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Depends on his mood, one moment he may want to just chill in his room and the other he is inviting you to go to a club.

When he is in the mood to stay home he will tell you all the new gossip he heard that day.

He will also want to try things he saw on devilgram, like baking some cake he thought it looked cute or do your nails in a certain way.

When going out to party he wants to introduce you to all of his friends. To be fair they probably already know everything about you cause Asmo wouldn't shut up about how great/cute/smart you are.

He also loves to go shopping with you. He loves to show off the different outfits he bought and to also buy outfits for you too! Even if you don't actually spend anything, you'll still end up with bags full of clothes as a gift from Asmo.

He will get even more excited if you tell him you want to try something new

[bl00dbite]

My she/them THUNDER/MIRANDA!

My baby and oldest oc! She started as an happy tree friends character and then evolved into whatever she is rn or depending on the universe!

Ft alien Messiah I doodles for my bf @atinyladybug-art

[catgirlcadaver]

breeding for the kink rating?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

pretty cool 👍

[karmaphone]

love trying to find resources on experiencing pain during exercise and all I get results for is It's A Good Thing Your Muscles Are Sore Actually ✌🏻

[drrafaelcm]

STF invalida normas do Maranhão que criaram cargos comissionados de capelão na segurança pública

Segundo a jurisprudência da Corte, a nomeação em cargos comissionados é admitida apenas para funções de chefia ou assessoramento. Continue reading STF invalida normas do Maranhão que criaram cargos comissionados de capelão na segurança pública

[pesterloglog]

Aranea Serket, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 6666-6669

ARANEA: You might as well come out of hiding so I can see you.

ARANEA: Ah yes. There you go!

ARANEA: Don't you look nice. I always did like the rogue outfit. And needless to say, I'm quite partial the void color scheme.

ROXY: im so fuckin flattered

ROXY: whore you

ARANEA: I 8EG your pardon?

ROXY: u heard me bitch

ARANEA: Oh.

ARANEA: "Who ARE you."

ARANEA: Yes. Ha ha.

ARANEA: Who am I, you ask?

ARANEA: That is no short story, I'm afraid.

ARANEA: It all 8egan on a peaceful, idyllic planet called 8eforus.

ARANEA: Unlike the Alternian trolls, with whom you are no dou8t more familiar, my people were-

ROXY: wowee shut ur dumb blue mouth

ROXY: i been spying on ya

ROXY: and eavesdropping on all your smug trash

ROXY: and i couldnt help but notice that ring youre wearing

ARANEA: Yes.

ARANEA: What a8out it?

ROXY: thats johns ring aint it

ARANEA: John's ring?

ARANEA: 8ut John never rightfully owned it.

ARANEA: In fact, it was originally intended as a gift to my young descendant.

ARANEA: It's only fitting that I wear it, and 8ring additional glory to the Serket name.

ROXY: yo

ROXY: thats another insane and smug thing u said just there

ROXY: do you even listen to urself

ROXY: for real though we were gonna give that ring to callie

ARANEA: Hmm?

ROXY: callie my goddamn bffsy from space

ROXY: shes a ghost and i wanna save her from her bro

ARANEA: Ah yes. The female cheru8.

ARANEA: I am perfectly familiar with her plight, as well as the relevance she purportedly has with respect to her 8rother's downfall.

ARANEA: In fact, I was one of the first ever to theorize a8out that! :::;)

ROXY: SMUG

ARANEA: 8ut the situ8tion has changed. That is all ancient history now.

ARANEA: I'm sorry, Roxy. 8ut I have no use for your cheru8 friend in my plans.

ARANEA: She will not 8e playing a role of any significance.

ROXY: oh man

ROXY: oh man

ROXY: i way hate you

ARANEA: Come on, now. Don't say things you can't take 8ack.

ARANEA: I'm actually very nice!

ARANEA: We are just getting off on the wrong foot here.

ROXY: no no

ROXY: no no no no

ROXY: oh man i rly hate you

ROXY: i cant even explain it i never hated somebody so much by just a few smarmy words outta their grody chew hole

ROXY: eugh yechh ick ick blarff!

ARANEA: ........

ROXY: so yeh um

ROXY: now that i buttered you up and all gimme dat ring!!

ARANEA: No.

ARANEA: That was quite the 8lack solicit8tion though.

ARANEA: Unfortun8tely, I don't think I will 8e a8le to reciproc8 your feelings of hostility. I find you to 8e too charming.

ARANEA: Still, you do have a way with words. If we were compati8le in that quadrant, you might have swept me off my feet!

ROXY: bwuh??

ARANEA: 8esides, I don't have time for new relationships right now. Too many irons in the fire, as you can see.

ARANEA: It does get to 8e a little 8othersome having people fling themselves at you all the time. It's always 8een my curse.

ARANEA: Did you know just earlier today, your friend Jake could 8arely keep his hands off me? ;;;;)

ROXY: what

ROXY: no way

ROXY: ur a filthy liar

ARANEA: I've 8een known to em8ellish now and then.

ARANEA: Relax! I am just having some fun with you.

ROXY: ...

ROXY: wheeee

ARANEA: 8ut now the fun times are over.

ARANEA: I cannot have an invisi8le, intangi8le trou8lemaker tiptoeing around trying to sneak this ring off my finger.

ARANEA: So I'm afraid I will have to put you down.

ROXY: yeah right

ROXY: im a let you put me down over my dead body!!!

ARANEA: Don't 8e so dramatic.

ARANEA: Your 8ody will only 8e napping.

ARANEA: Pleasant dreams.

[mochisquish]

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[ididit-allofit-foryou]

supernatural post simulator part 1

(part 2)

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any1 have a good pie recipe? #hangry

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pu$$y in bi0

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fuck off crowley i know its u. i WILL report u for harassment

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Dean…how do you know it’s him? The only post on the blog is a picture of his dick. 🤨

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…how do U know its HIS dick ???

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…dm me.

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trouble at the devil’s sacrament i see 👀👀

#the tea is PIPING

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turns out getting sucked dry by your absolute bear of a vampire husband during a full moon helps lessen the effects of the transformation!!! who woulda thought! ! (& i don’t just mean by his fangs 😉🤭)

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anything for you, darlin 🖤

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get a room u 2

#(love yall)

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which weapon is best for decapitations, trying to prove a point

machete 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 50%

sword 🟦🟦🟦 30%

razor wire (??) 0%

saw 🟦🟦 20%

final results 247 votes

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see @.lawboy ??? wtf were you thinking using fucking RAZOR WIRE???

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It was all I had available!! It was creative and resourceful!!

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whatever. 🙄

#i will never let you live that down istg

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are my dark circles and scars and daddy issues and mommy issues and blood stained clothes and swagless demeanor bewitching & charming you yet?

🌟 dreamscape Follow

yes <3

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kaia bb ily <3

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ily2 <3

#txt me when ur home from hunt #dnt 4get again pls i wry

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💻 lawboy Follow

Hey all! As requested, I have made a comprehensive ranking of Céline Dion’s discography, including explanations for each song’s placement! Full list below the cut. :)

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heh finally fessing up 2 ur music tastes samantha?

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finally fessing up to wearing pink satin panties (and liking it), dean?

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…😶

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>:)

#thanks for the intel cas

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✍️ farethewell-deactivated20201112

does anyone want to hear about my ocs 😇🙏

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NO

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NO.

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no. 🖕

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fuck off

🌟 dreamscape Follow

NO

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i will fucking skin you bitch

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NOPE.

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i reactivated my account JUST to tell you to go fuck yourself @farethewell-deactivated20201119

#literally NO ONE CARES

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I have a foolproof process for deconstructing cultush religious indoctrination. step 1: Be reincarnated as a different species. step 2: Remember your past life and be admitted to a psych ward. step 3: ….well. I'm still workshopping. I will get back to you on that.

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@.chassiscrack YOU WILL LEARN TO OBEY YOUR SUPERIORS. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THE NATURAL ORDER.

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@.staff wtf you said she was perma-banned

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yeah @.staff do ur job holy shit

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@.chassiscrack UNBLOCK ME NOW OR FACE MY WRATH AND THAT OF HEAVEN.

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hi :)

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[sexylonestar]

Sock # 6669

[bl00dbite]

my daughter brie

[catgirlcadaver]

edging

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

fucking love edging

[the1920sinpictures]

1919 Musso and Frank's Grill is still at 6669 Hollywood Boulevard! Los Angeles, California. From My Vintage Dreams, FB.

[drrafaelcm]

Ministro suspende criação de cargo comissionado de capelão na área de segurança pública do MA

Para Nunes Marques, os cargos devem ser providos por meio de concurso público. Continue reading Ministro suspende criação de cargo comissionado de capelão na área de segurança pública do MA