Me: *kisses moose stuffed animal* Goodnight, Mikko! *kisses raccoon stuffed animal* Goodnight, JT! *kisses grizzly bear stuffed animal* goodnight, Landy! *kisses smaller bear stuffed animal* goodnight, Cale!
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Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?
..THIRTEEN????
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"oh... wow, that's...
"...beautiful?"
"...probably bad...?"
"...yeah, probably"
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This is my new favorite Gender: Tired Guy all alone in his underworld castle
Like yes king!! be awkward with your nephew- tell him you don't like your family drama! don't worry bout it!! offer him sanctuary when he connects the dots- what king shit.
I 100% believe this man would gift his 80 yr old 13 yr old son a zombie chauffeur because he thinks it'd help them bond.
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