#A SIMP for their boo thang

[gyutaro-shabana-upper6]

Soooo is gyusimp your boo thang or something?

What?! NO!

I do not have a 'boo thang'! And I do not want a 'boo thang'!

Is this because we hung out last night? Me and @gyusimp are just friends...

She's a little crazy but she is a nice human I guess... Really, all of you simps are crazy for liking me. But I guess there's nothing I can do about it. At least you don't throw stones at me and call me disgusting...

[kimnjss]

Lets break it down.

1. Hobi, baby, boo thang, my love, once she gave you the number you should stop the sugar daddy guise. 🤦🏾‍♀️

2. This crosses so many boundaries. She already brought her walls down she dry humped you. And then when she gave you her number. You have all this access to her. How does she not know you’re only in it for her body?

3. He knows its skeevy or he wouldnt have tweeted about it. Now you just have a trail of proof that you know better.

4. On the flip side. He’s so cute with the good morning text. She needs to stop acting like she dont like it. Actually keep at it. Let him sweat.

5. Jungkook and Akari. Thats it.

6. They are gonna be sickening I can see it now. I know this isnt a fic about them. But you know a written chapter about their date wouldnt piss me off.

Everything was worth the wait. Love this story

1. exactly! it's going to end up looking so sketchy for him if she finds out that he's been talking to her like that while trying to date her :/

2. esp bc he kNOWS that she doesn't get comfortable with people so easily ., so the fact that she's doing that with him??? nd he's still buying her nudes behind her back is def gonna rub her the wrong way . it already takes her a while to get comfortable around people so it's jus gonna seem like he was being shady trying to get what he wants nd lowkey she won't be wrong for cussing him out over it .

3. righhtttt! like??? he for sure knows better but is ignoring that bc he wants to! instead of being patient nd putting actual effort into getting to know her in person and making her comfortable enough to be like that with him - he just chooses to be weird instead .

4. the way that he acts when he's himself to her is sooo sweettt :((( like if he jus sticks w that nd also shows her that he's not just a weirdo simp ., he could really get far with her !

5. they're everything to meee :(((

6. there's a huge twist that comes with them ., but the fact that jungkook is NOT a nervous guy in this - buuut he is when it comes to her ., she really chips away at his heart nd he has no idea what to do about it .

[rodentsunite]

I now get the hype for horror movie icons because I can’t stop scrolling through Ghostface TikTok 

[milfgyuu]

I don't have anything to say but that I choked with Dino's photoshoot for esquire

oh you mean these?

[tteokdoroki]

ʚ♡ɞ  STATUS: OPEN.

ʚ♡ɞ  ABOUT THE COLLAB:

can you feel that? love is everywhere. in the air, budding between us and flashing across the big screen. re-live your favourite classic romcoms from all eras, only this time, with your faves taking the lead roles.

directors @doinmybesthere and @tteokdoroki​ invite you to join us in our romantic-comedy themed collab, basing your fics on existing rom-com movies!

ʚ♡ɞ  VIEWER DISCRETION:

a full list of rules is available here or on @/doinmybesthere’s blog! the due date is december 29th, movie repeats but not character are allowed, all genres welcome, age in bio 'n 18+ ONLY.

ʚ♡ɞ  SELECT YOUR ROMANTIC LEAD:

send an ask/dm to myself or emme with the character and rom-com movie you would like to write! remember, character repeats are not allowed!

ʚ♡ɞ  MY HERO ACADAMIA.

ৎ୭ life as we know it + katsuki bakugou - @tteokdoroki​

ৎ୭ ten things i hate about you + eijirou kirishima - @eibby

ৎ୭ enchanted + hawks/keigo takami - @strawberry-nugget

ৎ୭ to all the boy’s i’ve loved before + shouto todoroki - @tsuhika

ৎ୭ a cinderella story + denki kaminari - @whet-ones-write

ৎ୭ the notebook + izuku midoriya - @awilddreamerwrites

ৎ୭ ten things i hate about you + dabi/touya todoroki - @rins-angel

ৎ୭ la la land + hitoshi shinsou - @kkonikonii

ৎ୭ sixteen candles + hanta sero - @lianawrites

ৎ୭ a cinderella story + tenya iida - @simp-lauren

ৎ୭ fifty first dates + tamaki amajiki - @tsukoyamis

ৎ୭ princess bride + mirio togata - @prinvil

ʚ♡ɞ  TOKYO REVENGERS.

ৎ୭ mamma mia + shinichiro sano - @bvnnichuu

ৎ୭ the ugly truth + chifuyu matsuno - @trueshellz

ʚ♡ɞ  JUJUTSU KAISEN.

ৎ୭ it’s complicated + suguru geto - @sujiko

ৎ୭ ten things i hate about you + ryomen sukuna- @aztecbrujeria

ৎ୭ just go with it + satoru gojo - @katboykiyo

ৎ୭ love, guaranteed + megumi fushiguro - @imaginationteashop

ৎ୭ clueless + kento nanami - @bakubros-boo-thang

ৎ୭ love and basketball + yuuji itadori - @thecrowcern

ʚ♡ɞ   ATTACK ON TITAN.

ৎ୭ camp rock + eren jaeger - @doinmybesthere​

ৎ୭ touch your heart + levi ackerman - @katsuhera

ʚ♡ɞ  HAIKYUU.

ৎ୭ first time + yuuji terushima - @kkyaka

ৎ୭ crazy rich asians + sakuatsu - @haikyutiehoe

ৎ୭ always be my maybe + kenshin ukai - @quirk-incarnate

ৎ୭ set it up + rintarou suna - @bakumi

ৎ୭ the princess diaries + hajime iwaizumi - @quaranweeb

ৎ୭ maid in manhattan + tetsurou kuroo - @dickbutt-queen

ৎ୭ you’ve got mail + akaashi keji - @novelnekomata

ৎ୭ just go with it + tooru oikawa - @keisurou

[walnutart]

Ranking the main characters of ACOTAR

Nesta Archeron - so nesta is one of the most realistic characters sjm has ever written. her depiction of mental illness and PTSD is something i relate to a lot. The way she was treated in ACOSF is bs and i will never forgive the inner circle for pulling that shit :) (my queen my love my boo thang

Gwyn and Emerie- they're perfect angels. I love emerie and i hope sjm actually takes the fucking time to explore her characterization and sexuality. i need ONE GOOD DEPICTION OF A WLW WOMAN IN THIS SERIES PLEASE GOD PLEASE.

Feyre Archeron- uhh she's sexy? idk I'm really sad about what SJM did with her character. much like nesta she kind of tamed her? instead of being this strong amazing feminist icon she just kinda became a glorified secretary/desk lady for Rhys? idk domestic feyre gives me the bit of an ick. However, on the rare occasion when Feyre is not with Rhys, i fucking adore her.

Lucien- he's the only male character i can tolerate in this book. even though after he found out about elain he became a bit of a possessive little bitch.

Amren (minus Acosf i still haven't forgiven her)

Morrigan- She's mid. Based on her characterization I feel like SJMaas has never actually talked to a queer woman. or a queer period. like wtf do you mean her coming out scene was a chapter long. shut up?? anyways hasty bad lgbtq rep as per usual

Elain Archeron- I feel like her character has a TON of potential and I honestly don't have anything against her. I just wish Sarah tapped into her character more

Cassian- the shit he pulled in acosf is unforgivable. I only ever like him when he's with nesta.

Azriel- stop treating this man like he's the next coming of christ. he's boring. he never talks. he simped for a woman who clearly didn't like him for like a billion years. as a lesbian i simple Dont Get It

Rhys- Stop treating this man like he invented feminism. he did not. he sexually assaulted feyre under the mountain, coerced her into a shady ass deal, and treated nesta like shit for something that wasn't really her fault? Also hid the fact that FEYRE COULD FUCKING DIE. WTF DUDE??? LIKE SORRY???

Tamlin- uh i mean goes without saying. BUT also Sarah J Maas is SHITTTTT at depicting toxic relationships. seriously Feylin had the most cartoony ass 2D ass abusive relationship like wtf

[nagiscap]

nagi, rin and bachira doing the thigh trend on tiktok!

if you are wondering what this trend is click here lol. did i write this instead of my atsumu father headcanon? yes 😖 also send me request!!! my inspiration can only stretch so far! also i’m so happy to get likes and reposts on my works i was scared the blue lock fandom was too small 😍🤩 also i reposted this because the tags were broken. 

seishiro nagi

honestly he saw it because reo showed him the trend and nagi really didn’t care at first honestly

until one day he’s chilling in between your thighs and it just popped into his mind

so he turns off his games and opens tiktok and your kind of confused bc let’s be real here nagi rarely posts on tiktok he still has a shit ton of followers tho with no effort ugh

he records the video and blows raspberries into your thighs and he captions it “winning boys 🥱”

he likes all the comments saying “pain” he revels in their despair like a little shit

a lot of people who simped for him are sad bc he’s cuffed but happy that he’s in love with u

definitely starts to post more annoying couple shit just because he likes to flex and to make sure everyone knows that you’re taken

itoshi rin

he doesn’t get the hype of the trend at all he really thinks it’s stupid

he sees social media as something only to help promote his career football nerd

but you beg him to do it and he can’t say no to his boo thang so he complies

he really likes being snuggled up in between your thighs but he will never admit that

definitely caresses your thighs as he is just chillin  

he records the tiktok and he posts it completely disrupting his timeline (it literally is just football posts)

his followers are confused because this really isn’t his normal content but they’re happy for him

he probably won’t post any more couple stuff but squeezing in between your two thighs this definitely becomes his fav pass time

meguru bachira

let’s be real he definitely begs you to do this challenge

when you agree this man already has a whole set up for this he makes his bed and sets pillows around his whole bed to prop the two of u up

somehow he sets a ring light onto his fan for good lighting

he films it at least ten versions and saves them all in his drafts

definitely leaves love bites so when he posts the final version your legs are covered in bruises

the comment section is definitely pointing out your love bites

when he is bored tho he will definitely draw random shit with his fingernails so now you have scratches too

be prepared for him to post about eighty more of these and honestly he isn’t even trying to flex he just loves you

[kazuwhora]

hey kc my boo thang <333 it's valentina!! and im here to request a tokrev matchup hehe

my pronouns are she/her, i am in 2w3 and an enfp! my big three are aqua sun, then a pisces moon and rising! my venus and mars r in sag if that also helps.

sooo abt me so okay so. i'm a huge extrovert and i need to talk to people at all times, even if it ends up damaging me in some way. i tend to overshare a lot and i am a huge crybaby. i'm quite loud and all and it doesn't take long for me to get along with people unless i feel intimidated. im very loyal, like too loyal lol and tend to ignore people's flaws. a big big big part of me includes music. i listen to a lot of it, all day, everyday. one of my favorite bands is deftones! but i listen a fuckton of genre. like a fuckton. emphasis on fuckton.

my hobbies include writing, drawing (even though i suck cheeks + im currently in school for art), and honestly? i don't do a whole lot due to chronic fatigue. i love love love shopping as well

i do not know my love language TT but if i had to guess it would be gifting! my preferred love language though is physical affection

my type would be a guy that's either kinda fucking goofy tbh, a tease, a meanie, who likes to bother me a lot but like in a nice way ya dig? like he needs to be funny or it aint finna work. but i also really enjoy acts of maturity, that shows me that he is well put together and can keep me in check. he needs to be very understanding since i have lots of mental problems lol so. that's that. i also like to be spoiled so if he could do that? id be absolutely head over heels. they also need to be able to handle clinginess, since im very clingy

some trivia includes the fact that i am terrified of most bugs, i am on heavy on the asexual spectrum i believe, i HATE solitude with my entire being and my favorite anime is soul eater! i also hate gore/gory stuff and horror films.

pls ignore any typos i got rly excited lol

HI BABY ONCE AGAIN I OWE YOU MY WHOLE LIFE AND MY ENTIRE SOUL FOR TAKING FIVE FUCKING YEARS TO GET TO THIS ANYTHING YOU WANT I WILL SERVE YOU HAND AND FOOT PLEASE LOVE ME

RAN RAN RAN RAN RAN like realistically ran. ik ran is typed as an introvert but theres no fucking way that man is an introvert and idc what anyone says I wont have any of it. ran is an extrovert and he's the type of extrovert that just blends really well with the way you choose to interact with people. he's the type to be completely enamoured by the way you see people and the way you crave interactions even if it means ignoring people's flaws when you get close. but the thing is, ran isn't the type to take advantage of this either. is he a little off his rocker? yeah, what abt it. it doesn't matter bc he would NEVER DREAM of manipulating you or doing anything to hurt you. I think deep down ran is a little cynical and hides it with the allure of his pillowy airy personality, and being with someone (especially an xnfp) who can be comfortable oversharing, being a crybaby, and also putting up with his antics? dream come true.

but also ran is a massive fucking meanie but in the sweetest way. he's a simp at heart but he doesn't like to go down without a fight. he bothers you, annoys you, pisses you off, but all with love. all so he can watch you get frustrated and annoyed only to soften when you look at him because how could anyone deny his charm?? he knows he can get away with things and that's the one thing he'll take advantage of in the relationship. he also loves that you're clingy, and though he wont admit it in words, it gives him a rush of adrenaline knowing you love him THAT much.

also sorry but ran wont do shit about bugs. he is also terrified of bugs. murder? no problem. bug murder? no fucking way.

[jangofctts]

imagine simping for kit or grievous when moff tarkin is available 🙄🖐️

- s🅱️cg 🥵

[ ps: I followed u because of sweets and kamikaze :) ]

this is how u look boo thang ^^^ sgsjsbsn

anD uHg yes sweets and kami mY BOYS

[gasper-ghost]

i’m a whole fuckinh simp rn bruh. i travel to ny to see one of my lil boo thangs, take a lyft PLUS i decided to get her a bottle of wine since her birthday passed recently SMH i’m spoiling her already lawddd

[ceykore]

are you good cey?? you’ve simped over 1 too many buildings today

(/j)

are YOU okay sage? i think you haven’t simped over enough minecraft buildings yet today smh 🙄✋

but can y’all blame me? bouta make me act up,,

[lvehui]

verkwan things & concepts

below is, as the title says, verkwan things and concepts. i mostly typed all of this out for reference when i begin to brainstorm and outline for my verkwan au. (and, a plot for that very au remains a goddamn MYSTERY.)

https://www.wattpad.com/803728984-into-the-jiangverse-personal-verkwan-things

seungkwan:

when he's feeling something, he shows it.

really dramatic, always yelling even when he's not mad, will turn into a crying mess over small things but for good reasons. like if vernon gets hurt he's LIKE OH MY GOD and then starts crying and vernon just starts laughing at him and says "you're so cute" and seungkwan wants to fight

sassy pants

gets aggressive, but like, in a "VERNON IF YOU SAY YOU'RE UGLY AGAIN I WILL KISS YOU SO HARD" way

clingy clingy, super-duper affectionate. will hold vern's hand at all times and vernon doesn't care.

will scold you for not taking care of yourself. if you worry him he'll say "i should kill you"

tries to be mean but does not succeed, at most, is sassy

will brag about vernon and drag your boyfriend to FILTH

has a lot of pride, reacts strongly when offended

is sensitive, yet he's actually really strong when it comes to serious stuff (such as his weight, singing, etc.) his brightness isn't necessarily a facade, but he doesn't want to appear weak. no one else will defend boo except boo, so he's used to making himself THAT bitch in front of others. but when hansol enters the mix, he realizes that someone else is there for him

seungkwan does the kissy face thing without realizing and vernon finds it really cuterambling king, will go off on a tangent, etc.

is freely expressive of his emotions, his entire thought process is written all over his face.

gets self conscious of his body, his abilities, etc.

subconsciously touchy

vernon:

between the two of them, vernon is a lot more chill and relaxed

always has to reassure seungkwan that everything is okay or will be okay

if anyone else is affectionate with him he's caught off guard, but if seungkwan just decided to hold his hand he'd feel at ease if that makes sense??? like its just natural ya FEEL?

will laugh at seungkwan, hurting his feelings, and then he's like 'no boo i'm not making fun of you i'm just--- [ bursts into laughter ]'

he gotta calm his boyfriend down all the time

also has to deal with his dramatics and temper all the time but he actually thinks it's endearing

with certain things, he's slow on the uptake

doesn't make a big deal out of things/goes with da flow

positive!

when he gets comfortable, hes gets weird and dorky and its GREAT

everyone is like wow vernon is charming and cute and nice and seungkwan is like idk what yall talking about this boy is always on some drugs or some shit

fondnon,,, always staring at seungkwan fondly,, and everyone is like awe thats so cute but so gross, but vernon has zero shame man he is IN LOVE

notices that seungkwan is someone who gets physically close to lots of people so he starts to simp a bit,, but like internally,, while seungkwan on the other hand is like,, hEY dO yOu nOt LiKE ME and yeah misconceptions EVERYWHERE

vern is kind, but not open, as he always has his guard up for some reason

it seems like seungkwan would be the one whipped for hansol (which he is) but hansol is WAY more whipped. Like it doesnt seem like it at first but then it gets really obvious once you notice

that time vernon's smile dropped when he saw mingyu hugging boo smh

"whats up boo" "youre my boo thang"

some cute verkwan fluff scenarios:

cuddling on the couch and they're discussing serious stuff but mostly its seungkwan being like HEY HANSOL WHAT IF WE DIE or HANSOL WHAT IF I HAD NO LEGS WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME and hansol is like,, babe ,,, chill,, but also he acknowledges his worries and tells him that in any universe in any time, he'd love seungkwan and its CUTE

'THATS MY BOYFRIEND LOOK HE'S SO GREAT ISNT HE' and hansol is like "babe this embarassing' and he has to be like 'im sorry you guys' bonus points if seungkwan is drunk but hansol is actually very happy that seungkwan brags about him

seungkwan kissing his face all over in small pecks OR VICE VERSA VERNON BECAUSE WHO EXPECTS THAT HUH. NO ONE HOE

seungkwan in front of a mirror: [ about to cry ] i'm a bad bitch

vernon behind him: you are [ slaps his ass ]

seungkwan running up to him and being excited to share good news with him and holding his hand "HANSOLIE GUESS WHAT!!!"

seungkwan holding his waist as they watch movies

THAT MOMENT WHEN VERNON WAS CHECKING OUT SEUNGKWAN AND SEUNGKWAN LEGIT JUST EATING AND HE TURNED AROUND, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS,,, AH YES

boyfriends,, always hanging their arms on each other randomly and the people theyre talking to is like,,ah ok

they're legit goofballs together and its the cutest

that fucking booty bump shimmy dance move theyre always doing together????yall seen it,,,

imagine theyre at a photo booth at they legit only have 5 seconds to synchronize into a cute pose but they keep switching between heart and peace sign at the wrong times (source is that one boom boom fanmeet)

IMAGINE THEYRE ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND THEYRE TOTALLY JUST HAVING FUN DANCING BUT THEYRE DANCING IS SUPER WEIRD AND EVERYONE IS LIKE ??? and joshua is like,, just,,, leave them,, let them be,,,