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[snail-and-snail]

batteries

[iam1withthepeggy]

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[theghostofwilburtheworm]

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[sleeplesscubes]

prepare for a wave of test art

I don’t know what the f_ck im doing anymore yay!

The brain is not art correctly

[cometmeant]

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[brain-empty]

blep

[froyena-is-having-a-panic-attack]

Im Pan

*Loads gun*

And Im ending this all with a bang

[starry-night-rose]

IM GOING TO GO TO SEE RIDE THE CYCLONE ON FEBRUARY 12TH

IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED

[yesterdays-xkcd]

Strip originally conceived in conversation with Jeph Jacques. Soon to be a major motion picture.

The Man Who Fell Sideways [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball standing, with a dotted line perpendicular to him and a 30 degree angle going downwards.] From a young age, gravity pulled him wrong.

[Cueball bouncing around his house.] Sometimes east, sometimes west. When he was restrained, it grew erratic. ''WHAM WHAM''

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground.] So he fell. Cueball: AAAA ''THUMPA THUMPA''

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in a desert.] Constantly. Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling off a rock on the ground in a desert.] Over land... Cueball: AAAAA-''THUD''-A

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: A-''THUD''-AAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: AA-''THUD''-AAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] And sea. Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAAAA

[Tree in the savanna, with Cueball off the panel.] He found, where he could, food- Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tree in the savanna, with Cueball still off the panel, but zoomed out so that part of Cueball's bounce/roll path is visible.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball upside-down, still bouncing/rolling in the savannah, with a gazelle galloping away from him.] ''GALLOP GALLOP'' Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Savanna with a tree in it.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAA

[Megan standing, with Cueball off screen.] And love. Cueball: AAAA-''THUD''-AAAA

[Megan standing, with Cueball off screen.] Cueball: ''THUD'' ACK ''CRASH''

[Cueball crashing into Megan] Cueball: Hiwhat'syourname- ''WHAM''

[Megan on the ground, with Cueball off screen.] Cueball: AAAAAAA-''THUD''-AAA

[Megan speaking to Hairy.] Megan: I met this guy. He knocked me over and tumbled into the distance.

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel, with Hairy's hand to his mouth.] Megan: We only shared a few seconds, but in his panicked scream I heard something beautiful.

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel.] Megan: I think... I think I'm...

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel.] Hairy: Falling for him? Megan: I wasn't going to say it.

[Megan at hospital with doctor, giving birth.] She never saw him again. But nine months later... Doctor: Okay, push!

[Megan at hospital with doctor and new baby, who is bouncing/rolling away.] Doctor: It's a gir— Megan: !! Doctor: Whoops! Baby: Ga! Ga!

[Baby bouncing/rolling out of hospital.] Baby: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Baby bouncing/rolling in front of a sunset.] Baby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The End

[rk1kincorrect]

getting an injury

altaïr: ow… not very nice

ezio: AGH… (dramatic asf) OUGHHH…. MIO DIOOO…

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[dragonwitch77]

Tiny

Chapter 12: Slow Days

Days were slowly passing by.

At this point, things had become a normal routine for Bittergiggle.

Work on new jokes, plan on how to get to the queen, try to teach Scylla how to talk, leave the hideout when the two clones started their usual daily arguments, swing by the Employee Exercise Sector to say hi to Kitty, relax there for a few hours with the kid, showing her various objects in the sector and what their names are and what they did, check the boxes to see if there was anything useful for him to use, head back to the hideout and slap the two if they were still arguing, write down whatever joke he thought up and help Scylla try to speak more.

He was honestly surprised at this point that he hadn’t made much progress on getting to the queen. Bittergiggle knew he was fairly smart. Smart enough to avoid the sheriff’s traps and how to get out of them, plus he knew roundabout ways to avoid detection by the humans.

Still, he should have at least thought of something by now to get to the queen. Yet, he hadn’t.

“How peculiar.” Bittergiggle said, tapping the end of a pencil against his face. “I’m usually not this bad at coming up with ideas.”

“A baba.”

“I mean, usually I lean more towards making jokes, but planning is something I’m a bit more capable at.”

“Aaaaaawwwwoooooooo.”

“Not that I’m saying that I’m bad at jokes or anything, I just like to plan things more than thinking of jokes! It takes waaaaay less effort to think of something funny than planning to get to a giant kangaroo.”

“Na a. Aaaaa ab ab ab.”

“Though, I maaaaaaay have underestimated the simplicity of this plan.”

“Awa?”

“See, it’s not the problem of getting to the queen. It’s the problem of getting around the only thing standing between me and the queen.”

“Aaa waa! Aa wawa!”

“Exactly! It’s not me who’s the problem. It’s the sheriff! That big old meanie pants. Hmph! Though, he… never really wears any pants… not that he would look good in pants… probably… maybe? Huh… what would he look like wearing pants?”

“Ba ba ba ba ba.”

“Wait, why am I thinking about that?”

“Aaaaabbbbbbbbbbaaaaaa.”

“Well it’s not my fault he would probably look good in pants or not! Wait, what?”

“… aaannnaaa.”

“Ignore that.”

“Aaaaaaaa.”

“Anyway, we need to focus here kid! Getting to the queen isn’t going to be a cakewalk you know!”

“Haaaaaaammmnana.”

“I mean, it would be a cakewalk if a certain sheriff wasn’t in the way. But that should be easy to get around… ish.”

“Woboobooboo!”

“The sheriff is a cunning man… toad. He’s built more elaborate and cunning traps than you ever had in your life. And you’ve only been alive for almost two months now.”

“Oooooobooo.”

“He’s fast. And strong. Super strong. Getting in a one-on-one fight with him would be out of the question. Not that I would ever dream of getting in a physical fight with someone like the sheriff. That’s a certain death sentence right there! A kick to the gut from that guy would be fatal! Hehe, it’d almost be a gut-punching irony if that would ever happen. Hehehehehehehehehehe. Haaaaa. But it won’t. The sheriff’s too nice of a guy to kill anyone. Even on accident.”

“Lababa ba ba.”

“So, we need to figure out a way to get the sheriff away from the queen or find a way to distract him. Because, let’s face it, Toadster is a very duty-driven kind of guy. He doesn’t know the definition of relax and can’t take a break without being ordered to by the queen.”

“Aaaoooooooo!”

“I mean, the first day we brought him back to the Kingdom, he went around setting up traps and patrolling the place for hours. Got lost so many times too. I had to show him the way back more than once before he memorized the layout!”

“Na! Na! Na!”

“Maybe that’s why I can’t use the secret pathways to get to the queen. I’m not gonna lie, that was a big oversight on my part. Never thought that would come back to bite me.”

“Baoo!”

“But that doesn’t matter! Oversight or not, getting to the queen will still be a piece of–are you eating my hand?”

Scylla let out a small gurgle around Bittergiggle’s fingers, nibbling the small area between a pair.

“Heeeeey. I’m not food, kid.” Bittergiggle huffed, lifting his hand. To his surprise, Scylla came along with it, her tiny limbs wrapped around the larger appendage in a shockingly tight grip.

He gave his hand a little shake, tilting his head this way and that. Lately, Scylla had been testing out her limbs once she realized that she had them, ogling at them or trying to stuff whatever part that she could into her mouth. He didn’t understand why she did it. She obviously couldn’t be doing this if she was hungry, which was impossible since she wouldn’t ever feel hungry or the need for food.

Maybe she just liked to nibble on things? Though Bittergiggle was quite sure he didn’t like to be the one nibbled on.

“Kid, my hand is for playing with. Not for attempt cannibalism.” The jester huffed, shaking the kid off his hand and plopping her back on the pillow that he may or may not have stolen a long time ago.

“Aba!” Scylla eyed the hand above her, reaching out to it with her little hands. “Aba! Aba!”

“No, you cannot eat my hand. I need it, if you want to eat someone’s hand, eat his.” The jester pointed to Hoidni, who upon hearing the statement, whipped his head around at the pair.

“What?!”

“Aba!” Scylla waved her hands about, looking at Bittergiggle with those big eyes of hers. “Aba!”

Bittergiggle stared at the tiny babbling jester for a long moment before letting out a sigh. “You make a fair point, kid. That’s very hard to argue right there.”

“Awawa!”

“Hey! I don’t even have a nose!”

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[namethatghostling]

if it "makes you feel weird" "saps energy" "confuses the mind" and "enfeebles life" brother thats not bad art thats

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[minty-splitends]

SO unbelievably in love with mrs fuchsia bubbler so ill scream of my appreciation here (post limited atm. save me.)

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You are the sole reason I'm keeping at making this series rn /pos

[uncagedcitreum]

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[dogin8]

THE POLL BRACKET WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

BRACKET 1, ROUND 1

And for people thinking like "Doing this list in alphabetical order and Doing this bracket 10 at a time makes it really unfair" we're very aware of that, but don't worry, there will be a losers bracket to give any unfairly rated words another chance at the finals