#AND I WENT IN TO APPLY FOR A NEW ONE

[sleepinglionhearts]

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always thought it would be

but it’s gonna be no illusion

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always dreamt about it

but it’s gonna be really happenin’ to ya

[qqueenofhades]

I am now being actively courted by TWO master's programs at the university. Terrible dilemma, etc.

[whoblewboobear]

I do wonder how long Jace has been working at aguefort if he’s the de facto interim vice principal and referred to himself as a ‘veteran educator.’ Like-

Was he a fresh 20-something when he started working there, full of hope and excitement and purpose. Maybe adventuring didn’t work out for him but this? Helping kids become better adventurers than he ever could? He could do this. He loved seeing the joy and wonder on his student’s faces once they learned more about their magic and learned to harness it just like he did when he was a kid. It’s nice and It’s comfortable, he likes his job.

By the time he’s in his 40s he’s a little more tired, a little more bored, but still comfortable. It’s been 20 long years and he wants a little more than still comfortable.

[acediaedeus]

I know Byakuya was mad as hell when he found out Ichigo loves Shakespeare.

like, yes, they’ve settled their beef a long time ago, Ichigo likes Byakuya, Byakuya grudgingly respects Ichigo (at least after TYBW). BUT! there’s no way in hell Byakuya forgets about the whole “stealing Rukia’s Shinigami powers” turn ‘ryoka boy invasion’ thing. and there’s also no doubt in my mind that he’s one of those ppl who think delinquent = bad student. Byakuya views him as brash and impulsive, thus Ichigo having “refined” tastes in literature would make him combust on the spot.

bonus: he definitely claimed Ichigo can’t read, back in his ultimate hater era.

when he comes to terms with these news he begins supplying Ichigo with Soul Society’s literature. they have a book club together, trust.

proof I’m not making this shit up:

the Avatar AU is coming, trust. it’s just really long and complicated, and not actually finished yet, lol. so yeah, have this for now.

also, it made me think of the other Avatar AU (the one with the blue ppl), so I’ll maybe write that too??? that coke I be snorting at night is potent, lmao.

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[cerealmonster15]

ALSO when im re reading fics i wrote i explode when i notice i repeated the same phrase over and over and over again kfdlsjfklsd. why did i say a variation of "left as quickly as it came" three times in this one fic that im not even halfway through rereading.... #girl get new words

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

Cosplaying a dndads character for ren faire is half fun/exciting and the other half terrifying and imaging what you would do if someone Did get the reference

[piplupod]

pretty sure i just got a spider bite while trying to fall asleep 🧍

[dangerousgoateetragedy]

to the people who consume media(s) normally, i envy you. i envy so much its not even funny anymore.

because tell why when i go to a tag of my favorite ships/fandoms and IVE LIKED ALL THE FUCKING POSTS THAT SHOW UP??????????? WHEN I CLICK THE TAG AND I GO LOOK AT THE LATEST AND I SEE THE POST I LIKED LITERALLY FROM A FUCKING MONTH AGO????!?

NO NEW CONTENT IS BEING PUMPED OUT SO IM STUCK LOOKING AT THE SAME THREE FUCKING POSTS FOR WEEKS!!?!???✋💀

nahhhh i dont envy you guys, no, actually? I LOATHE YOU.

[bloomingbluebell]

i've been avoiding practicing driving because i've been preferring being in my own world lately and i HAVE to pay attention when driving so i just. don't. drive.

[capetowncapers]

If you “care about trans ppl” but will conveniently not respect the pronouns of (or worse, will deadname) people you don’t like or agree with, I don’t believe you and I think you’re gross.

[arcaneyouth]

[homosociallyyours]

Part of my dream last night included being a part of some kind of love experiment where you get like 9 tries at finding love after you die? And it involved sitting in a train station where this empty car would come by with little personals ads for 2 different men and women and if you liked one you got to scan this little spoon thing and go try your luck at a relationship.

I got so excited at one point bc one of the people had a dog and she was cute and seemed good, albeit a little young (32 maybe?) and I was gonna scan my spoon but wanted to read all the ads first. BUT they were blurry, and I was squinting, and then before I could scan they were whooshed away :((((

Anyway I'm pretty sure it's bc I listened to a podcast that was talking about finding love and they gave some satisfaction formula where basically SURE you can keep searching after this point but you've probably found someone who's gonna be a pretty decent partner. (I think it's like-- 37% of the year range between when you start dating and when you'd ideally like to be partnered? So if you start dating at 20 and want to be settled by 30, after 3.7 years of dating you'd look to stay with the next person who's better than anyone you've dated previously).

Anywayyyyyy needless to say that any window I might've imagined passed a LONG time ago, oopsie kitty! Hence that train zipping off when maybe woman, 31, with a dog was my ideal, like WHO KNOWS!

One thing that's true though is that I think this could be a fun short film idea. Something to ponder.

[pikslasrce]

you guys have nooooo idea how crazy this moving period has been november was CRAZYYYYY literally all three of us are going insane from all the shit going on ever since we found the new place

[helielune]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mutalune]

really wish there was a tag that separated “I’m having Big Angry and/or Angsty Opinions about Star Wars” from “I’m goofing off with Star Wars I’m playing in the sandbox none of this is real so yes I will make my blorbo and this random glub shitto go on an adventure that makes no logical sense” posts because there’s too much of the former and not enough of the latter for my current mental state