#AND MAYBE IT IS

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

I never make my bed, bc it's pointless when you have to unmake it to get in it to sleep. I wanted to see if other adults do this to. so on an average day, do y'all make your bed

[thegodwhocums]

here's a tip about working with Dionysos that nobody asked for

invoke him using epithets, and be specific

like maybe don't call on Zagreus the Hunter to bless your grapevine - consider Korymbophoros the Cluster-Laden

I generally wouldn't call on Chthonios of the Underworld to bless your theatrical production - Dithyrambos the Hymned is a more appropriate option

Meilichios the Gentle might not be the best aspect to call on before attending a protest with heavy police presence - for that, consider Lyseus the Liberator

does this make sense? call on him using epithets! always always use epithets if you can manage it, be specific about what aspect you want to talk to - he is Polynomos and Polymorphos, Many-Named and Multiply-Born for a reason

there are exceptions, obviously, where you could get really specific about why for example Chthonios IS the best aspect to bless your musical (maybe you're doing Hadestown?) but put some thought into it

try and match the epithets to what it is you're trying to accomplish or honor, rather than choosing them at random or based on how they sound sonically or how badass they seem

that's it, that's the tip

easy, simple, effective

have fun

[apassingbird]

the mere thought of buck and tommy saying 'i love you' to each other is enough for me to know that actually hearing it will be the thing that finally kills me i'm not even kidding a little bit

[fizzytoo]

i’m trying to crochet a book sleeve and baby you’d think it’d be easy

[a-darling-thing]

I miss the community of being in a fandom, but boy I DO NOT miss the DRAMA!!!!

[ishqher]

will i ever feel at home will i ever get the validation that i this is who i was meant to be and allah has chosen for me could that validation ever be of value when there is no way to know in this life about the decision of the hereafter

[lily-blue-blue-lily]

just saw a comment on an instagram post of a paparazzi photo of taylor swift and her new bf saying "we're already getting better content from him than joe gave us ever" and i just??? theyre real people?? its a paparazzi photo?? theyre not "giving you content" they are simply just existing???

[naemth]

Ive finally gotten really into reading again

And now that my mind is always partly in a different world, with my characters, i cannot imagine it without

How could i bear my own world if i couldnt escape for a bit

[bobfloydsbabe]

Placing the burden of accountability on the people you hurt is not accountability.

[lifblogs]

Should I be surprised that my mom forgot I was lactose intolerant and bought me Reese’s?

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[qrowscant]

its been about 6 months

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.