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[kodokberjamur]

....HUH?

WHAT

?????????

Why would you.

What.

ANON-SAN?????

????????????

WHY WOULD YOU—

AT LEAST LEAVE A MESSAGE???? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW MY GRATITUDE.....

HSKDJSKFJSFO?????? ISN'T THIS BADGE EXPENSIVE??????? ARE YOU SURE WHAT

Anon-san WHAT... No, really, why....??? JSHFKSHFKS

I don't know what I did to deserve this??? Because. This is. Extremely expensive????? But—

Thank you so much........ <33333333

JSHFKSJF?????

For once, I'm at a loss for words........

.....I'll never take this off..........

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

(context)

[snarkspawn]

some sketches from when they were younger ✨

[thevioletcaptain]

FYI your Destiel fic "Humble" was plagiarized on Kindle as the book "The Cupcake Conundrum" by Rey Luca

First, anon -- thank you so much for telling me. I never would have known.

Second, I AM FUCKING FURIOUS.

Third, I am EVEN MORE FUCKING FURIOUS because apparently in order to report this plagiarist for stealing my work I need to have an Amazon account. And I also had to unlock my fic so that they can view it to confirm that it is indeed stolen.

While I wait for Amazon to presumably do jack shit about this, if anyone who still has an Amazon account wants to leave a review on this asshole's page, please be my guest 👍

Screenshots below of the first few paragraphs from the stolen work on the left, and the first few paragraphs of Humble (my rule!63 pastry chef Destiel AU from forever ago).

Also their stolen listing is selling for $2.99, has a 4.4. star rating from 85 reviews, and is ranked #365 in "lesbian romance". So presuming that only a small fraction of people who downloaded it actually reviewed it (as is usually the case) they (along with fucking Bezos) made hundreds of dollars on my work during a time that I've been flat broke and struggling to find a job. So that's just great :)))))

[lyknest]

i think being a little in love with your friends is crucial. (x)

ThamePo Heart That Skips a Beat (2024)

[t-hirstreview]

[800db-cloud]

PLEASE POST THE ONE MILLION DOODLES YOU ARE SHY TO POST /pos 🙏

sure thang o7 here are some i made that i think are good enough to post. can you tell who my favorite merc to draw is

re: the last comic: i have way too many spy hcs. Way Too Many. anyway here’s (BLU) spy accidentally traumadumping on his teammates. is he Alright.

[brotherconstant]

Interview with the Vampire Gifset request -> Louis + Faceless

[arealtrashact]

Second Verse

Part 1

[daylighted]

all i can think about is frat boy dean whos dating his nerdy little girlfriend and comes over to her dorm when shes studying and shes like struggling but dean tries to help her study even though he doesnt know shit😭 and then hes like “yeah i have no idea what im even saying” while hes trying to explain random crap

anyways ur theme is so cute!!

all of the classes dean was in, she was in the advanced placements for, pretty much an entire year above him. she was so damn smart that dean sometimes felt like she was humbling herself being around him and choosing him, especially in instances like this, where she'd asked him to study with her, and he realized quickly he does not know how to study properly.

"well, see," he's half leaned over her shoulder, chin resting in the little notch between her neck and arm, "the data's gotta have the answer. wouldn't be part of the question if it didn't."

dean did not have a clue what he was looking at. a table chart with so many numbers. a paragraph above it explaining the numbers and adding additional data. the practice question wasn't even multiple choice; who did that?

her smile is slow, and dean knows that again, he's said the wrong thing. but if there's one thing dean does know how to do, is dig his own grave. "like, math, right?" it was science. chemistry. whatever. "take all the numbers, add 'em up, get the average..."

well, now her eye was twitching, like a parent barely refraining from taking the pen and doing the problem themselves. dean's starting to stutter over his explanation. technically, she did ask for this, asking him for assistance, so... "then multiply the average by the number of sections on the chart. with all those steps, it's gotta be the way, baby, trust."

his beautiful, intelligent, quiet girlfriend did not say a word to argue. instead, she did something worse, and took her pretty pen out of his hand and moved the paper in front of her again. the silence was overbearing. now dean had completely abandoned his books and wanted to see this damn problem through, just out of his own disbelief. they made questions like this? without multiple choice? and all these numbers?

he, in fact, does not shut up, even as she's writing numbers and scribbling them out and repeating. "yeah, babe, to be honest? don't know what the fuck i'm saying."

"i know." two words, and she'd managed to dismantle the fragile confidence he had in chemistry-related things. "but thank you for trying to help in your own way."

she might as well have just stabbed him. "just doin' my job, pretty lady," dean saluted her, tipping his baseball cap at her before plucking it off his head and spinning it around. front facing meant business, backwards meant party. he deserved a party after the couple of braincells in his head had sparked and fizzled out. "hey, how 'bout this," the mischief in his smile is absolutely diabolical considering he was really just starting to hinder you more than anything, "every question either of us get right, we take somethin' off?"

her eyebrows raise. "you're gonna be fully clothed and i'm gonna be naked if we do that."

dean leans in to steal a kiss, that devilish grin still on his mouth. "that's precisely the point. get t'solvin', pretty lady."

she wasn't going to argue. especially not when he used precisely right in a sentence.

[iliothermia]

Any tips on drawing chubby men? I've always struggled with this, so I thought i'd ask the expert(you)!

You're very sweet thank you! There's all kinds of different body type details but these things are really helpful to remember!

If you're chubby yourself- you can be a great reference! I base many big guy drawings off my own body pretty often because there's things I once felt uncomfortable with- drawing them on others feels nice. Creases, bumps, rolls- depending on musculature to body fat ratio they can be different but where there's bends especially, everyone has little bumps and creases. Different chest shapes- bigger guys in general have all different kinds of chests. Good to remember bigger guys who've had top surgery sometimes have very flat chests, or concave chests from being scooped out 👁️👁️ Neck fat- as mentioned not everyone has a double chin, but if you're bigger most likely you're going to have neck fat. Remembering this is something I notice in other people's art and always appreciate seeing a soft jawline or a bump. Hope any of these small details are of help. I feel like 50% of the work is in the silhouette, 50% is in the smaller details like these that I pointed out 🥺 I wish you luck!!

[banana-zim]

Don't do this, doctor - please!

[mikqchoux]

She drew me in by her way with words

[joffyworld]

hey is it just me or did theonewhowanks get nuked? :(

OH SHIT DUDE NO WAY

FUCK

[calmparticles]

like glue ?