#ANYWAYS NOT THE POINT !

[spineless-lobster]

Scylla’s song is the best thing to ever grace my eardrums btw in case you were wondering

[kitkatwinchester]

...wtf??

Does someone wanna tell me what Chris thinks he's doing??

Wha--

WHAT'S THE PLAN HERE?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

WHAT IS HE DOING?!

WHAT DOES THAT ACCOMPLISH?!

JFDL:AK:FJKLADJ Fk: LJF:LKDJ SKL:ZJFKLD: SJKL:FJE:KLS:JLS

...anyways.

Okay.

So in other news, I ship Isaac and Allison again.

And honestly, as much as I hate to admit it...I think I'm starting to ship them more than Allison and Scott....

PLEASE DON'T HATE ME YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SCOTT!!

But honestly, I think Isaac's and Allison's personalities mesh better, and Isaac REALLY cares about her, and as much as I think she doesn't want to admit it to herself...I think Allison really cares about him.

And, like, the way she was just starting to panic and Isaac just grabbed her and held her and I just...

I'M SORRY SCOTT!

But I love them.... <3

Also.

I was about to be all pissed at Peter for being all manipulative of Derek and his feelings again, because I really thought Peter was trying to trick him into doing something really bad to save Cora.

But INSTEAD, he's actually trying to STOP him from doing it. He told him about it, but then he really broke down how bad and dangerous this could really be, and he's RIGHT. This is probably EXACTLY what Jennifer/Julia/the Darach (what are we calling her? This is giving me Stranger Things vibes lol) wants. She wants him to be weak, so that he has to come to her for help, so that she ultimately wins.

And I have never been so freaking grateful for Peter.

Thank GOD for that man, and I really hope Derek listens to him, because there has GOT to be another way to save Cora, and Derek...that isn't it.

Anyways UGGGGH CHRIS!!

(I mean LOOK AT THIS SCENE! <3)

Update: So...Chris was just hoping she wouldn't do a full cavity search and take ALL of his weapons? THAT was his big plan?? THAT WAS YOUR PLAN, CHRIS?! ... *sighs deeply* Why are teenagers smarter than you Mr. Big Bad Werewolf Hunter, Chris Argent??

[thatdykepunkslut]

A post I saw: "10 people from a country of 300 million sent me (a person with thousands of english speaking followers) some stupid messages not realizing that I'm french"

everyone in the comments: "haha every single american is so fucking stupid they can't even read or conceptualize that other countries exist wow I can't believe these stupid people with their bad grasp of critical thinking that are, as a whole, entirely brainwashed to believe they're the only country in the world"

Hello? like... am I missing something here????? Idk it's just aggravating that me, who fucking despises this fascist hellhole, is getting lumped in as a brainwashed disney-loving zombie just because I'm forced to live here. And yes, a lot of people from here do the same thing about other places, but that's not everyone?

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[rivalkieran]

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

[harbingersecho]

you will regret this for the rest of your life

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[valtsv]

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill