#ANYWAYS. AQUARIUM. NOW!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

[tsukana]

qBBH ily and you ARE a little guy but damn if it doesnt hurt me in my parasocial little feelings for qphilza every time you break into tallulah's personal garden area that only phil missa and the kids are supposed to have access to and then don't tell him about it </3

[goodmode]

How is bitch the frog and dick and balls doin

they're good!! excuse the sorta bare looking windows and stuff i just moved into my new place in august and i am taking A While to sort my shit out

i've been experimenting with a planted tank for a while and i sorta regret adding floating plants because the filter i have is too strong for them and now they've been pushed down and are getting tangled in the other plants like they're not supposed to. but otherwise i've been doing regular water tests and the feesh and frawg all seem fine

[jinglejanglemornings]

google search how do i stop missing her so much i can't breathe

[intertexts]

YAYYY MAC GHOSTIEZONE IN MY INBOX ^_^ i literally need 2 sleep now though. hdhfhfjfkdkfg

[banannabethchase]

ExZOOberance

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This fic went through 4 different concepts and 4 different pairings this prompt made me WORK and then the title was hard so I went with wordplay

For @wrestleprompts week 5: A reluctant trip to the zoo to make their partner happy

Rating: T (suggestive language)

Pairing: HangMatt

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Matt groans as he feels a hand on his arm, rubbing gently.

“Matty,” says Adam’s voice, “come on, wake up.”

“Don’t wanna,” Matt mumbles, turning his face into the pillow. “Too early.”

“It’s ten!”

Matt rolls over, glaring at Adam, who looks annoyingly sunny. “On the East Coast,” Matt says.

“We’re on the East Coast,” Adam says. “Come on. It’s right down the road, and it opens soon.” He turns on this face Matt’s started to call STBE – sexually transmitted booboo eyes. Matt hates it. “Please, baby?”

Matt also hates that, when Adam calls him baby, he melts. “Give me ten minutes.”

Adam lights up, brighter than the sun streaming in through the hotel windows. “Okay, cool. I already bought the tickets.”

Matt laughs, pushing himself up in bed. “Course you did.” He gets an eyeful of Adam. He’s fully dressed, hair up in a little bun, boots on. “How long have you been awake?”

“About an hour,” he says, shrugging. “Shower’s nice.”

“If you’d waited for me, we could have made it nicer.” Matt throws the blanket off of himself, yawning as he stretches. “Now you don’t get to see me naked today.”

“There’s always tonight,” Adam says, with that little smile that always makes Matt get a little too hot. “Anyway, get ready. You showered last night, so you just have to get dressed.”

“Who are you, my dad?” Matt grumbles.

Adam laughs a little, ducking his head.

“Oh, shut up.”

Adam hovers as Matt throws his hair into a bun, dresses, and gets his stuff together.

“Look, I can’t put on my sneakers if you’re practically on top of me,” Matt eventually has to say when Adam’s half plastered to his side on the bed.

“Sorry,” Adam says. “I’m just so excited.” He leaps to his feet. “They have giraffes at this zoo!”

“You have animals,” Matt says, grabbing his wallet and making his way to the door. “You send me pictures of you kissing your animals all the time. What’s with the zoo?”

Adam sighs, like Matt’s just not getting something obvious. “Matty, we can feed giraffes at this zoo. And I might get to pet a sting ray.”

Matt stops. “There’s a sting ray tank?”

Adam nods. “Yeah, you can buy food to –”

“Oh my god, babe, next time lead with that!” Matt grabs his hand. “We have sting rays to pet."

[helmetjellyfish]

what are you remembered by?

[databent]

siiiiighs. curse of everything costs money all the time

[gayboybeetle]

had a happy birtday!!! :)

[savefrog]

me: okay we need to clean

stupid brain: i dont want to clean i only want to look at fish

me: if we clean we can get more fish

stupid brain: GO GO GO LETS CLEAN LETS GO

[cockmcstuffins]

my most unpopular opinion as a planet zoo player is that i don’t want a dinosaur dlc because how can they ever hope to recapture the joy of whatever the fuck this was

[karda]

hello how are you doing !!!! i miss you like a friend i haven't talked to in a while. i hope you're doing good and work isn't too stressful, ik that work has been stressful for me bc i haven't had nearly enough hours to keep me afloat as well as i would like but I've been surviving. giving you a little pat on the head :) hope you're doing well dude!!! <3

hello! I've missed u to . im doing alright, kinda having the opposite work problem . im working so much and im doing like 3 peoples jobs for minimum wage 0_o making me exhausted . my mom gets out in 2 days and shess gonna lecture meeeee she has a if u dont like it hit da bricks mentality.

[dokyeomini]

the artist is Sunny Wu I got them from etsy (bysunnywu)

[fbwzoo]

So uh

Does anyone have favorite saltwater aquarium sites or groups?

Asking for a friend who is definitely not me

[emobatsy]

not to read too much into dreams but i still dream regularly about having aquariums. thats the constant.

i used to dream of my favourite fish floating dead and me unable to look away. so now everytime i see an aquarium i look to the top, nervously, because i feel like there will be a dead fish there.

its been over 2 years since ive dreamt of an actual dead fish floating. i still dream of algae outbreaks and sputtering filters that need cleaning but ive not dreamt of a single dead fish in years.

i think this is a good sign.

[momimarko]